..carry on my wayward son..
-OH IT HAS BEEN AN ACTION PACKED год HASN’T IT?!
- ANYONE ELSE ALREADY FEELING A LITTLE ;______; THAT THE SUPPOSED ‘PEACE WHEN Ты ARE DONE’ SEEMS еще OF A DISTANT DREAM THAN EVER BEFORE? OH BOYS.
PS: WRITERS – THERE HAD BETTER BE PEACE AND HAPPY ENDINGS WHEN ALL IS сказал(-а) AND DONE!
- CHUCK! AND ZACHARIAH! AND CASTIEL! HI GUYS, ARE Ты READY FOR YOUR FIRST EVER SPN SEASON FINALE?! BUCKLE YOUR сиденье, место, сиденья BELTS, IT’S GONNA BE A BUMPY RIDE!
- AH! NO! SAY IT AIN’T SO, I’VE BEEN SURVIVING THE PAST WEEK UNDER THE ASSUMPTION THAT 4.21 WAS JUST A REALLY BAD DREAM, BUT NO! SAMMY REALLY LEFT! NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! WHY SAM?! WHY?!?!?!
- *G* NICE TIMING OF THE Музыка AND THE FINAL SLAMMING OF THE DOOR *APPLAUDS Показать AND IT’S EDITING PEOPLE*
- OOOOH, A 1972 FLASHBACK? WHAT WHAT WHAT IS THIS? THIS IS HIGHLY OUT OF THE ORDINARY, WHEN IN THE WHOLE HISTORY OF EVER HAVE WE HAD A FLASHBACK WITHOUT OUR BOYS?!?!
- WOW, THAT THERE IS A WHOLE LOTTA DEMON. IT’S AZAZEL RIGHT? TELL ME IT’S HIM!
- “THY KINGDOM COME, BLAH BLAH BLAH”
HEE!
- “LOOKING FOR OUR FATHER”
AWWWW, POOR GUY HAS DADDY ISSUES
- D= WHY THE SPOT WHERE HIS CAGE DOOR OPENS?! THERE WILL BE NO OPENING OF CAGE DOORS DAMMIT!
- OH THAT WAS MEAN!
- LUCIFER! I DON’T KNOW IF I’VE MENTIONED IT YET или REALLY MADE IT CLEAR, BUT THE FACT THAT LUCIFER HIMSELF IS THE ULTIMATE BAD GUY HAS ME SO \O/\O/\O/\O/\O/\O/\O/\O/\O/\O/\O/ Ты WOULDN’T BELIEVE IT! I MEAN WHAT AN AWESOME AWESOME IDEA! WHAT AN EPIC STORY FOR US TO FOLLOW! HOW CAN ANYONE NOT BE MADLY IN Любовь WITH THE MYTH ARC THIS SEASON?!
- “I’M GONNA BUILD ME A NUN FACTORY”
LOL I Любовь IT! ALSO, WHY IS IT ALWAYS THE NUNS?! POOR GALS!!!
- IT IS AZAZEL!!!! YAY!!!!!!!!!!!! HI THERE DUDE! HOWS IT GOING?! WHAT’S IT LIKE BEING DEAD?! AND FUCK YEAH I KNEW HIS ENDGAME WAS LUCIFER I KNEW IT!!!! I TRIED TO TELL Ты SAMFANS WITH ALL YOUR “BUT HE’S DOING A GOOD THING WITH HIS POWERS” I TRIED TO TELL Ты HE’S PLAYING RIGHT INTO AZAZEL’S HANDS, BUT NO NO NO Ты WOULDN’T LISTEN! BUT LOOK! IT’S AZAZEL! AND HE WANTS TO FREE LUCIFER TOO!!!!!!!!!!!
- AH, YE OLDE NUN!MASSACRE. EVIL BLOKES REALLY DO Любовь KILLING NUNS. IT’S A DANGEROUS LINE OF WORK Y’KNOW!
- I’M CONVINCED THIS IS NOT WHOLLY ACCURATE THOUGH. NUNS ARE SCARY, HAVE Ты EVER MET A NUN? THOSE CHICKS WOULD RALLY TOGETHER AND BEAT THE HOLY HELL OUT OF ANY MAN WHO TRIED TO LOCK THEM IN A ROOM AND MASSACRE THEM!
- YES, HAI Энджел STATUE. AS IF WE NEEDED A REMINDER OF THE MAGNITUDE OF FAIL THE Ангелы HAVE ACHEIVED THIS год AND ALL THE TIME BEFORE THAT.
- SAMMY! SAMMY REALLY, YOU’RE CHOOSING TO RIDE TO THE EPIC FINAL BATTLE IN THAT CAR?! Ты PICKED THAT CAR OVER THE IMPALA?! FORGET RUBY AND DEAN, HOW COULD Ты PICK ANY CAR OVER THE METALLICAR?!?!?!
- RUBY! DAMMIT ALL WOMAN I WANTED Ты TO BE GOOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
- YES DEAN WAS RIGHT TO SAY WHAT HE SAID! *SMACKS SAMMY UPSIDE THE HEAD IN THE HOPES OF KNOCKING SOME SENSE INTO HIM*
- “I’VE CHANGED. FOR GOOD.”
OH SAMMY, THERE HAS TO BE A WAY TO SAVE YOU! PLEASE!!!!!!!!!!
- DEAN! OH DEAN, WHERE IS THAT HUG I ORDERED FOR YOU?! DAMMIT WHAT’S TAKING SO LONG, PEOPLE WHY THE HELL HAVEN’T Ты дана HIM HIS HUG YET?!?!?!
- BOBBY!!!!!!!!!! HI BOBBY!
- “DON’T MAKE ME GET MY GUN BOY”
AH BOBBY, Ты KNOW THE WINCHESTERS HAVE CALLED YOUR BLUFF! Ты Любовь ‘EM WAY TOO MUCH FOR THAT!
- DEAN Ты CAN’T JUST LET SAM GO! Ты HAVE TO HUNT HIM DOWN, KICK HIS ASS, KILL RUBY AND DRAG HIM BACK KICKING AND SCREAMING! BELIEVE ME HE’LL THANK Ты FOR IT IN THE VERY VERY LONG RUN!
- OH DEAN, YOU’VE BEEN GROUND INTO A TINY DEAN FLAVORED STICKY PASTE THIS SEASON. FIND SAM! STOP HIM! DON’T GIVE UP NOW!!!
- “DEJA VU ALL OVER AGAIN”
OH DEAN, Ты MAKE SUCH PRETTY FACES OF WOE.
- PS – I’VE FOUND THE LOOPHOLE IN DEAN’S WHOLE “YOU WALK OUT THAT DOOR DON’T Ты EVER COME BACK” THING! SEE, WHY THE HELL WOULD SAM EVER GO BACK TO THAT HOTEL AFTER THEY TRASHED THE HONEYMOON SUITE?! DEAN WAS TALKING ABOUT THE HOTEL, NOT THEM!
- DAMMIT DEAN, I KNOW SAMMY IS A PAIN IN THE жопа, попка SOMETIMES, BUT HE’S YOUR BROTHER! BROTHERS ARE MEANT TO BE PAINS IN THE ASS, BELIEVE ME I KNOW! BUT THAT DOESN’T MEAN Ты CAN EVER STOP PICKING UP THEIR MESS AND SUPPORTING THEM!
- “I’M NOT EVEN SURE IF HE’S STILL MY BROTHER ANYMORE”
GAH. *CLUTCHES HEART* DON’T Ты GO BREAKING ON ME YET, WE’VE GOT A LONG WAY TO GO!
- “IF HE EVER WAS”
OH DEAN OF COURSE HE WAS! THAT’S WHY Ты HAVE TO SAVE HIM!!!!!
- WHOA BOBBY, EASY ON THE TEMPER THERE!
- “PRINCESS”
HEEEEE!!!!!
- *GASP!*
OH NO Ты DID NOT JUST DISS PAPA WINCHESTER!
- BUT YES! DEAN IS A GOOD MAN DAMMIT!
- WHAT?! WHAT?! OOOOH, WHAT? BOBBY’S HOUSE HAS HAD AN INSTANT MAKEOVER! (SHUT UP, THAT’S MY STORY AND I’M STICKING WITH IT!)
- CASTIEL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HI ANGEL!!!! HI!!!! HOW ARE YOU?!?!?! I KNOW THIS MAY BE A BAD TIME WITH THE IMMINENT APOCALYPSE AND ALL, BUT WE Любовь Ты CAS! YOUR COSMIC RAYS OF AWESOME HAVE MADE THIS SEASON THE BEST EVER! BUT BE CAREFUL NOW, SEASON FINALES ARE DANGEROUSLY BAD FOR YOUR HEALTH!!!
- WHY SO SAD CAS? HE LOOKS LIKE A KICKED PUPPY! ZACHARIAH IF YOU’VE BEEN KICKING THAT щенок WE’RE GONNA HAVE TO HAVE A SERIOUS TALK.
- EXCUSE ME NURSE? I THINK Ты MISSED THE TURNING FOR THE BABY ROOM.
- BWAH! OKAY SAMMY THIS IS YOUR FINAL REPRIEVE OKAY? THIS IS THE LAST TIME I EVER APPROVE OF YOUR POWERS, BECAUSE DAMN IF IT ISN’T AWESOME TO SEE THE DEMONS TAKEN BY SURPRISE FOR ONCE!
- YES, TIS A PRETTY PRETTY ROOM ISN’T IT DEAN?
- OOH MAGICAL BURGERS AND BEER! NICE!
- “HELLO DEAN. YOU’RE LOOKING FIT”?!
FIT?!
ZACHARIAH, STOP HITTING ON OUR BOY!!!
- “SUITE LIFE OF ZACH AND CAS”
HEE!
- LOLOLOL CURIOUS!ANGELS AND DEAN TRYING TO EXPLAIN, OH DEAN, HAVEN’T Ты LEARNED THAT LESSON YET?!
- OKAY SERIOUSLY ZACH, LOCKING DEAN UP IN A SWANKY SAFEHOUSE AND PROVIDING HIM WITH HIS ABSOLUTE FAVOURITE BURGERS?
ADMIT IT, THIS IS A DATE.
Ты LIIIIKE HIM!
- BWAH! OMG ZACH IS A PIMP!
- WHAT? DEAN TURNING DOWN BEAUTIFUL WOMEN? WHAT IS THIS MADNESS?! OMG THE APOCALYPSE IS REALLY COMING!!!!!
- ZACH ALLOW ME TO TRANSLATE DEAN!SPEAK FOR YOU:
“STOP FLIRTING WITH ME Ты CRAZY SONOFABITCH AND TELL ME WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON!”
- ONLY ONE печать LEFT! IT REALLY IS TIME!
- OUCH, BELOW THE ремень, пояс, пояса ZACH! GO STAND IN THE CORNER!
- AHHH THE AGE OLD QUESTION, HOW CAN LILITH BREAK THE FINAL SEAL? IS THIS ALL A BIG SETUP? IF ZACH IS SPINNING THE SAME STORY AS RUBY ARE THEY BOTH EVIL или BOTH GOOD? или BOTH MISINTERPRETING THINGS?
- AH THE Ангелы DON’T KNOW WHERE. BUT WE DO, DON’T WE FOLKS!
- YES! FOR THE Любовь OF GOD, WHAT THE HELL IS DEAN’S JOB?! DAMMIT ALL, WHAT THE EVER LOVING FUCK ARE Ты ASKING OF HIM?!
- “HAVE FAITH”
ORDERING ONE REALITY CHECK FOR MR ZACHARIAH!
- “OBEY”
FIRST FLIRTING, NOW DOMINATING. GIVE IT UP ZACH, YOU’LL NEVER HAVE HIM!
- AWWW, POOR CAS AND HIS GUILTY LOOK OF GUILT ABOUT MAKING DEAN SWEAR OBEDIENCE.
- AH, YE WARME CRACKLYNG FYRE.
- AND YE DEMON MAKING HIGHLY QUESTIONABLE NOISES AND MOVEMENTS. THAT PROBABLY WASN’T MEANT TO BE AS FUNNY AS IT LOOKS!
- AH SAM, YOU’RE BEING ALL CREEPY AND EVIL AGAIN MY BOY. AND SMUG. CREEPY AND EVIL I CAN HANDLE, BUT STOP BEING SMUG!
- Y’KNOW SAM, I THINK DEAN WAS SCARIER WHEN HE WAS TORTURING FOLKS.
- YAY DEAN CALLING SAM! DEAN MAKING THE FIRST MOVE, YET AGAIN, BECAUSE HE LOVES HIS BROTHER! YAY DEAN!
- OH DEAN, APOLOGISING AGAIN! <3 <3 <3 <3 <3
- I HOPE THE MESSAGE GOT THROUGH! WHY DO I GET THE FEELING ZACH WILL HAVE BLOCKED IT?!
- ALSO, LOL AT THE Болталка HARP ^_________^
- ALSO ALSO, SAMMY I HATE TO BREAK IT TO YA KIDDO BUT YOUR TORTURE SCENE WAS NOWHERE NEAR AS COOL AS DEAN’S =P
- OKAY THAT’S ONE TEAM ON THE WAY TO THE BIG SHOWDOWN! GO TEAM RUBY! I MEAN TEAM SAM! EVEN THOUGH RUBY IS TOTALLY WEARING THE TROUSERS IN THIS RELATIONSHIP!
- ALSO LOL BRINGING THE DEMON NURSE ALONG FOR A SNACK, ARE Ты SERIOUS? COME ON WOMAN!
- “YOU JUST CAN’T TRUST ANYONE THESE DAYS”
NO KIDDING!
- OOOOH, NICE ONE DEMON!NURSE! HAND OVER TO THE REAL NURSE! SAMMY NEEDS A GOOD OLD FASHIONED GUILT TRIP!
- OOOH, FLASHBACK TIME AGAIN! HI AZAZEL!!!!!!!!! HOW ARE YOU! MAN IT’S GOOD TO SEE A GOOD OLD FASHIONED EVIL SCHEMING MENACING MURDERING VILLAIN AGAIN!
- HEE! AZAZEL PRAYING TO LUCIFER! I LIKE IT!
- O____O LUCIFER! LUCIFER TALKING THROUGH A DEAD NUN! *FLAILTY FLAIL!*
- AZAZEL WANTED TO BUST LILITH OUT! AND AZAZEL HAS TO FIND A CHILD! A SAMMY SHAPED CHILD! I KNEW IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
- “WHAT’S BLACK AND WHITE AND RED ALL OVER”
WELL I THOUGHT IT WAS FUNNY! OH SAMMY IF YOU’RE GONNA GO DARKSIDE, AT LEAST TRY AND DEVELOP THE TRADITIONAL SNARKY AND SLIGHTLY DISTURBING SENSE OF HUMOUR!
- OOOH, SO RUBY MY GAL, SHE WHO WAS ALL WILLING AND READY TO FOLLOW SAM BACK IN S3 BUT NOT LILITH (AND WHY NOT HUH? WE NOW KNOW THEY’RE WORKING FOR THE SAME GOAL! HELL AZAZEL BUSTED LILITH OUT! SAMMY MY BOY Ты ARE DUMB, DUMB DUMB DUMB DUMB DUMB AS A VERY DUMB THING. POSSIBLY DUMBER.) RUBY WOULD Ты CARE TO EXPLAIN? SAM MAY BE TOO DUMB TO PUT THE PIECES TOGETHER BUT I’M NOT! I WANT Ответы DAMMIT!
- GOOD BOY SAMMY! LET THE NURSE GO! EXORCISE THE DEMON AND LET THE NURSE GO!!!
- OH SAMMY, SAMMY WHAT THE HELL ARE Ты DOING?! STOP IT SAM! SAM Ты CRAZY SONOFABITCH! SAM TWO WRONGS DON’T MAKE A RIGHT!!!
- MEANWHILE, IN THE HEAVENLY безопасно, сейф HOUSE, DEAN COMMITS Болталка ACTS OF VANDALISM. DEAN ILU AND YOUR REBELLIOUS WAYS!
- LOLOLOLOL HI CASTIEL!!! LOOK AT THAT ADORABLY CONFUZZLED FACE! AND DEAN’S EQUALLY ADORABLE “WHOOPS!” FACE! WHY SO ADORABLE BOYS?!
- AND YAY FOR DEAN ASKING TO SEE CASTIEL! AGAIN!
- AW, DEAN ASKING A FAVOUR AND CAS TELLING HIM HE CAN HAVE ANYTHING? I Любовь HOW SHAMELESSLY ALL OUR Ангелы ARE TRYING TO SEDUCE HIM ALL OF A SUDDEN! 8D
- ALSO, HEE! CAS IS THE ONE ASKING Вопросы FOR A CHANGE!
- “JUST MAKE IT SNAPPY”
SO DEMANDING! ILU DEAN!
- OH CAS I Любовь YOU, BUT IF DEAN FINDS OUT Ты LET SAM LOOSE HE’S GONNA KICK YOUR ANGELIC ASS, AND WE'LL ALL LET HIM.
- AHEM, SCUSE ME, HAVING A SHIPPY MOMENT HERE.......
- OH NOW CAS, WHY WOULDN’T Ты WANT DEAN TO SEE SAM HUH? AND WHY PRESS THE POINT OF WHAT HAPPENED LAST TIME? AND WHY OH WHY DO Ты LOOK SO SURPRISED THAT DEAN WANTS TO TALK TO SAM?
- NO?! NO?!?!?! *DUCKS DEAN’S IMMINENT TEMPER*
- BWAH! LOOK AT CASTIEL’S AWKWARD LOOK OF AWKWARDNESS. “YOU CAN GO ANYWHERE Ты WANT. EXCEPT THERE.”
NOW WHY CAN’T DEAN SEE SAM HUH? HUH?!
- HEEEE! THIS IS SUCH A CUTE FIGHT! “I WANNA TAKE A WALK” “FINE, I’LL GO WITH YOU” OH BOYS! SO ADORABLE!
- “THROUGH WHAT DOOR?”
SO THAT PART WHERE DEAN ISN’T TRAPPED HERE, THAT WAS PRETTY MUCH A LIE, HUH CAS?
- AH RUBY, I STILL Любовь YOU!
- YES SAMMY, DEAN WAS RIGHT, OKAY! YOUR POWERS ARE SCREWY AND WRONG!
- OH DEAN BE SERIOUS, Ты DON’T ACTUALLY THINK Ты CAN ESCAPE DO YOU?! I MEAN COME ON MAN, EVEN IF Ты DID BUST OUT OF THAT ROOM, YOU’D PROBABLY FIND YOURSELF ON SOME TIBETAN GOAT FARM.
- ZACH! HI BUDDY, HOWS IT GOING?! HEY, NOTICE HOW DEAN DIDN’T KNOW HE WAS THERE? ZACHARIAH IS FAR еще STEALTHY THAN CAS APPARENTLY!
- AH DEAN, THANK GOD ONE OF THE WINCHESTERS HAS HIS LOGICAL THINKING кепка, колпачок ON! THE NUMBER OF TIMES HE’S ALMOST DIED THIS YEAR, AND NOW THE Ангелы WANT TO KEEP HIM SAFE? COME ON! NOW IF ONLY SAM COULD HAVE THE SAME LOGICAL THINKING PROCESS ABOUT RUBY, HIS POWERS, AZAZEL ETC. GRANTED THERE’S A LOT еще TO CONSIDER, BUT COME ON SAM! GET A GRIP!
- BWAH! Любовь DEAN INSULTING ZACHARIAH (CAREFUL DEAN, YOU’LL HURT THE VESSEL’S FEELINGS!)
- I KNEW IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LALALALALALALALALALA I KNEW IT ALL ALONG! VICTORY DANCE! YAY QUESTIONABLE MORALITY!!! YAY FOR BADASS ANGELS!!!!! YAY FOR EVERYTHING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
- ALSO, DAMN Ты ZACH! Ты SONOFABITCH!
- HEH, I LIKE ZACH AND HIS HALL O’ MIRRORS THING THERE.
- BUT DAMN Ты ZACHARIAH!!!!!
- OF COURSE HE WAS FAR TOO GOOD AT BEING SNARKY TO HAVE BEEN A PROPER GOOD GUY. HOW COULD Ты NOT HAVE SPOTTED THAT DEAN?!
- AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA YES! BEST ANSWER ALL SEASON!
“BUT WHY?”
“WHY NOT?!”
YES! I Любовь IT!
- THE Ангелы WANT THE WAR! THE Ангелы WANT THE FIGHT! THEY WANT TO KICK LUCIFER’S жопа, попка ONCE AND FOR ALL, I KNEW IT! THREE CHEERS FOR ALL Ты FABULOUSLY AWESOME PEOPLE WHO GUESSED IT, ESPECIALLY YOU[info]izazov WHO IS NOT ONLY AWESOMESAUCE BUT CLEARLY PSYCHIC TOO!
- ANGELS-VS-DEMONS, FUCK YEAH!
- AH, AND ABOUT THE LITTLE PEOPLE.
- ZACH YOU’RE OBVIOUSLY A TOTAL SONOFABITCH, BUT I STILL Любовь Ты AND YOUR SNARK. “CAN’T MAKE AN OMELETTE WITHOUT CRACKING A FEW EGGS”
- I’M SORRY, I KNOW I SHOULD BE ROOTING FOR DEAN STOPPING IT AND SAVING THOUSANDS OF LIVES, BUT I WANT THE WAR! BRING IT ON!
- BWAH! DEAN YOU’RE NOT SERIOUSLY CONTEMPLATING PHYSICAL VIOLENCE ARE YOU? Ты DON’T SERIOUSLY WANT TO GET YOUR жопа, попка KICKED AGAIN?!
- ALSO QUESTION: IF DEAN IS NOT GOING TO KILL LILITH, AND THEY WANT THE FINAL печать BROKEN ETC ETC THEN WHY ARE THEY KEEPING HIM ALIVE, LET ALONE SAFE?! WHAT’S THAT ALL ABOUT?!
- YAY AGAIN! SEE SAMMY, DO Ты SEE WHAT YOU’VE DONE?! YOU’RE GONNA HELP BREAK THE FINAL SEAL, OH SAMMY!
- HEE! CAN WE KEEP ZACHARIAH, PRETTY PLEASE? CAN HE STICK AROUND Далее SEASON?! I Любовь THIS GUY!
- OOH WHY IS HE CONFIDING IN DEAN?!
- DEAN CAN STOP IT?!
- WHICH MEANS WHAT?! DEAN-VS-LUCIFER! NO WAY! HELL YES, BUT ALSO NO WAY!!!!
- BWAH! “YOU’RE OUR OWN LITTLE RUSSEL CROWE, COMPLETE WITH SURLY ATTITUDE”
I’M OFFICIALLY ADOPTING ZACHARIAH! HE IS AWESOME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
- “ONE день WE’LL LOOK BACK ON THIS AND LAUGH”
AWESOME, DO Ты HEAR ME?! AWESOME!!!!
- ALSO, LULZY MENTAL IMAGE OF DEAN, SAM, CAS, AND ZACH KICKING IT IN HEAVEN WITH A FEW BEERS AND REMINISCING ABOUT THE GOOD OLD DAYS!
- “WHERE’S GOD IN ALL THIS?”
AH, THE AGE OLD QUESTION!
- “GOD HAS LEFT THE BUILDING”
*IS NOW INCAPABLE OF NOT IMAGINING GOD AS ALANIS MORISSETTE* THANK Ты DOGMA.
- I KINDA Любовь HOW ZACH IS SO GLEEFUL ABOUT HIS CUNNING PLAN, AND JUST AUTOMATICALLY ASSUMES THAT IT’LL ALL WORK OUT. OH ZACH, PRIDE COMES BEFORE A FALL Ты KNOW.......
- SPOOKY CONVENT OF SPOOKINESS LOOKS LIKE SOMETHING FRESH OUT OF A 70S B-MOVIE HORROR FILM! COMPLETE WITH MOON PARTIALLY OBSCURED BY CLOUD!
- WHY IS THERE A SPARKLY розовый ADVERT FOR THE ULTIMATE ULTIMATUM SPRAWLED OVER THE BOTTOM LEFT CORNER OF MY SCREEN? DAMN Ты CW AND YOUR STUPID ADVERTISING AND SILLY WATERMARKS!!!!
- OH Эй, LOOK, A Болталка ANONYMOUS SECURITY GUARD! YOU’RE SO GONNA DIE DUDE!
- WELL HOWDY TO Ты TOO LILITH! IT’S TIME FOR THE BIG FINISH, ARE Ты EXCITED?! WELL ARE YOU?!
- OH DEAN, WHEN ARE Ты GONNA LEARN?!
- CAS! HI CAS! DO Ты KNOW WHAT ZACH’S UP TO CAS?! WELL DO YOU?!
- SCUSE ME BRB, KICKING CASTIEL’S ASS.
- OMG DEAN PUNCHED CAS! HEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
- BAHAHAHAHA AND HURT HIS HAND, OMG I Любовь IT! IT’S LIKE FANFIC COME TO LIFE! WHEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!
- “FORETOLD”
HMMMM........
- ALSO, WHY IS DEAN THE ONLY ONE WITH HIS LOGICAL THINKING кепка, колпачок ON?! SHAME ON Ты SAM, SHAME ON Ты CAS!
- “IT’S ALL A BUNCH OF LIES, Ты POOR STUPID SONOFABITCH”
I KINDA Любовь THAT LINE <3
- BUT NOT AS MUCH AS I Любовь THE FACE CAS MAKES WHEN DEAN SAYS IT D= ;_; *___*
- “WHAT IS SO WORTH SAVING?”
OMG ;___________; SOMEONE GIVE CAS A HUG, A хлопать, привкус ROUND THE HEAD, SOME CHOCOLATE, AN ICECREAM AND ANOTHER HUG FOR GOOD MEASURE.
- “I SEE NOTHING BUT PAIN HERE”
POOR CASTIEL DOESN’T SEE ANYTHING GOOD ABOUT HUMANITY, JUST THE PAIN AND THE BAD THINGS AND THE NEGATIVE EMOTIONS, HOLY CRAP PEOPLE THIS TOTALLY REMINDS ME OF MY FIRST FANFIC! OMG I CALLED IT AGES AGO! GO ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
- OHMYGOD BRB FLAILING FOREVER. OH CAS, HIS LITTLE SPEECH! HE JUST WANTS DEAN TO BE HAPPY! HE JUST WANTS EVERYTHING TO WORK OUT AND BE HAPPY AND SUNSHINE AND RAINBOWS AND PONIES AND SPARKLES FOREVER, OH CAS!
- WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!
OMG DANCE WITH ME FLIST, THIS IS THE MOST EPIC SCENE OF ALL OUR EPIC SCENES SO FAR!!!!!! *SHIPPY FLAIL*
- HAHAHAHAHAHAHA OH CAS, Ты WILL NEVER UNDERSTAND DEAN WILL YOU?
- DEAN! DEAN! Ты ARE AWESOMENESS CUBED! ILU DEAN!!!
- ASFJHKADSFGASDGADFG HOLY SHIT THIS IS AWESOME!!!!!!!!!!! *FLAIL* *FLAIL* *FLAIL* *FLAIL* *FLAIL* *FLAIL* *FLAIL* *FLAIL* *FLAIL* *FLAIL* *FLAIL* *FLAIL* *FLAIL* *FLAIL* *FLAIL* *FLAIL* *FLAIL* *FLAIL* *FLAIL* *FLAIL* *FLAIL* *FLAIL* *FLAIL* *FLAIL* *FLAIL* *FLAIL* *FLAIL* *FLAIL* *FLAIL* *FLAIL* *FLAIL* *FLAIL* *FLAIL* *FLAIL* *FLAIL* *FLAIL* *FLAIL* *FLAIL* *FLAIL* *FLAIL* *FLAIL* *FLAIL* *FLAIL* *FLAIL* *FLAIL* *FLAIL* *FLAIL* *FLAIL*
- OF COURSE THIS WAS WHAT CAS WAS GOING TO WARN HIM ABOUT!
- OH GOD OH GOD HELP HIM CAS, HELP HIM! TRY!!!!!
- “I DO THAT, WE’LL ALL BE HUNTED, WE’LL ALL BE KILLED.”
CAS IS CRACKING!!! DO IT CAS, COME ON, HELP HIM!!!!!!!! OMG SOMEONE PLEASE HUG THAT Энджел ALREADY DAMMIT!
- “IF THERE’S ANYTHING WORTH DYING FOR, THIS IS IT”
NO! NO DYING! I FORBID IT!
- OH COME ON CAS! SOMEONE POKE HIM! PUSH HIM! MAKE HIM DO IT!!!
- OUCH! OUCH OUCH OUCH OH GOD MAKE IT STOP!!!!! HUGS ALL ROUND! NOW! NOW I SAY!!!!!
- “YOU’RE ALREADY DEAD”
(WAS HE EVER ALIVE?)
- “WE’RE DONE”
HOLY CRAP, CAS LOOKS LIKE HE’S ABOUT READY TO CRY! HUG HIM FOR THE Любовь OF GOD SOMEBODY HUG HIM!!!!!!!!!
- DEAN LOOKS ABOUT READY TO CRY AS WELL! HUG HIM TOO! HUGS FOR EVERYONE! AND THEN SOMEONE HUNT DOWN THAT Энджел AND GIVE HIM A KICK IN THE жопа, попка AND MAKE HIM HELP DEAN DAMMIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
- SAM IF Ты DO THIS YOU’RE Далее ON MY Список FOR AN жопа, попка KICKING!
- ZACH SCREWED WITH DEAN’S VOICEMAIL RIGHT? RIGHT?!
- I KNEW IT! ZACHARIAH Ты ABSOLUTE TOTAL ASSWIPE!!! NONONONONO THIS IS ALL FALLING APART! SOMEBODY FIX IT! SAM TALK TO DEAN, DEAN TALK TO SAM! CAS HELP DEAN! EVERYONE HUG EVERYONE! RIGHT NOW!
- LULZ, DID RUBY JUST SAY THANK GOD? LOLOLOLOL INAPPROPRIATENESS!
- WHOA WHOA WHAT THE FUCK?! WHAT THE EVER LOVING FUCK?! CAS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ZOMG! WALL-SLAMMING!!!! CAS WALL-SLAMMING DEAN!!! HOLY SHIT MEDIC! SOMEBODY GET ME A DOCTOR, I MUST BE DEAD BECAUSE THIS IS SHEER FUCKING HEAVEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
- ARGH! KNIFE! CAS! WALL-SLAMMING! SNEAKINESS! OMG OMG SERIOUSLY WHERE THE FUCKING FUCK IS THAT DOCTOR I CANNOT EVEN, BRAIN DOES NOT COMPUTE, AWESOME SCALE EXPLODING, WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS FUCKING AWESOMENESS?! I’M DREAMING RIGHT? DREAMING или DEAD! TELL ME I’M NOT THE ONLY ONE SEEING THIS!!!!!!!!!!!! PLEASE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
- ZACH! HOSHIT HURRY UP CAS!!!
- HOLY FUCK OMG WHAT THE HELL OH SWEET BABY ZEUS THIS IS, I CAN’T, I HAVE NO WORDS. NO WORDS! HOW DOES ONE DESCRIBE AWESOMENESS SUCH AS THIS?!
- YAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!! CAS!!!!!!! CAS HELPING DEAN!!!!!!!!!!! CAS REBELLING!!!!!!!!!!!! CAS DOING BLOOD SPELLS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! MOST AWESOME THING IN THE WHOLE DAMN HISTORY OF AWESOME!!!!!!
AND LILITH IS THE FINAL SEAL! FUCK YES I KNEW IT! EVERYONE GIVE YOURSELVES A HUGE PAT ON THE BACK, GO OUT AND TREAT YOURSELVES TO BEER, CHOCOLATE, PIZZA, WINE, ANYTHING! WE ARE OFFICIALLY AWESOME, BUT NOT AS AWESOME AS Показать WHICH IS SO PAINFULLY AWESOME RIGHT NOW THAT I AM STILL ROBBED OF THE APPROPRIATE WORDS TO DESCRIBE IT
- BWAH! OMFG CHUCK!!!!! CHUCK!!!!!!!!!!! FUCK YES HALLELUJAH PRAISE JESUS, IT’S CHUCK!!!!!!!!!!!! AND HOW FUCKING AWESOME IS THAT CUT TO THE Название PAGE OF LUCIFER RISING WITH CHUCK SAYING “OH YEAH, REALLY” OMFG I Любовь THIS Показать SO MUCH. I Любовь CAS, I Любовь DEAN, I Любовь CHUCK, I Любовь ZACH, I Любовь SAM, I Любовь RUBY, BUT MOST OF ALL I Любовь THIS FUCKING AMAZING SHOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
- BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA CHUCK WHAT ARE Ты DOING? OH GOD, CHUCK Ты ARE AWESOME. SO VERY FUCKING AWESOME!
- AND CAS! AND DEAN! AND CHUCK!
- “THIS ISN’T SUPPOSED TO HAPPEN!”
SCREW THE PROPHECY, WE HAVE DEAN!
- HEE, THAT DEMON LOOKS KINDA SAD THAT LILITH IS ABOUT TO KICK IT. BLESS!
- HOSHIT SAM, THAT WAS GOOD! Ты SCARY SONOFABITCH, Ты HAVE TO STOP! NOW!
- “YEAH WELL, WE’RE MAKING IT UP AS WE GO”
CAS FOR THE MOTHERFUCKING WIN!!!!!!!!
- ARCHANGEL! INCOMING ARCHANGEL, RUN FOR IT BOYS!!!!! RUUUUUUN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
- ALSO, CASTIEL SHOUTING IS MADE OF A MILLION DIFFERENT KINDS OF GUH!
- “I’LL HOLD THEM OFF”
WHAT?! ARE Ты KIDDING ME, NO! CAS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! DUDE, CAS, WE Любовь YOU, BUT YOUR FIGHTING SKILLS ARE PRACTICALLY NONEXISTANT! NO! CAS! NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!
- DEAN! GO DEAN GO!
- BAHAHAHAHAHA OMG CHUCK! CHUCK PUTTING HIS HAND ON CASTIEL'S SHOULDER!!! ILU CHUCK!!! IT’S NOT A HUG BUT IT’S A START!!!!!!!!!!!!
- SAM NO! STOP! SAAAAAAM!!!!!!!!!! STOP IT! DON’T DO IT! STOP! IN THE NAME OF LOVE!!!!!!!!!
- RUBY! EVIL!RUBY!!!! FOR THE WIN!!!!!!!!!!!!
- DEAN! DEAN Ты HAVE TO STOP IT!!! DEAN MAKE HIM STOP!!! SAM STOP! DON’T DO IT SAM!!!!
- SAM! SAM! REMEMBER THAT LOGICAL THINKING CAP?! PUT IT ON DAMMIT! USE YOUR BRAIN! WHY DOESN’T LILITH LOOK SCARED?! WHY DID LILITH THINK SHE WAS GOING TO DIE?! THINK DAMMIT MAN, USE THAT GIANT RUSTY COBWEBBED COLLEGE BOY BRAIN OF YOURS!
- SAM! STOP! STOP! STOP! STOP! STOP! STOP! STOP! STOP! STOP! STOP! STOP! STOP!
- DEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
- SHUT UP RUBY SHUT UP! DEAN! SAM! OMG MAKE IT STOP!!! STOP IT!!!!!!
- COME ON SAM COME ON! SAM!!!
- LILITH SHUT UP Ты BITCH!!!!!!!!!!!!
- NO SAM! NO! SAM STOP IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!
- WHAT?! WHAT?! NO!!!!!!!!! SAM NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
- HOSHIT SAM WHAT THE FUCKING FUCK DID Ты JUST DO?!
- WELL CONGRATS RUBY, Ты OFFICIALLY TAKE PRIZE FOR MOST SUCCESSFUL EVIL сука IN THE HISTORY OF ALL EVIL BITCHES!
- OMG RUBY! RUBY Ты GLORIOUS WONDERFUL MANIPULATIVE сука Ты DID IT! Ты ACTUALLY DID IT! CONGRATULATIONS, NOW Ты HAVE TO DIE!!!!!!!!!
- LOL OH SAMMY, Ты ARE SUCH A MOOK. Ты ABSOLUTE MORON.
- YES RUBY, Ты WERE THE BEST! GO YOU! Ты ARE SO AWESOME BUT Ты HAVE TO DIE NOW! SAM? DEAN?! ANYONE?!
- AHAHAHAHAHAHA OMG I Любовь Ты RUBY!!!! Ты AWESOME AWESOME WONDERFUL EVIL BITCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ROCK ON FOREVER WOMAN, AND MAY ALL RUBY HATERS GO CHEW ON THEIR кислый GRAPES SOME еще BECAUSE Ты ARE TRULY AWSOME!!!!!!
- ALSO, BECKY Ты MAD INSANE GENIUS HOW THE HELL DID Ты DO IT?! HOW DID Ты KNOW?! LUCIFER RISING! SAM BREAKING THE FINAL SEAL! SAM KILLING LILITH BEING THE FINAL SEAL! RUBY BEING EVIL! MY GOD WOMAN QUICK, TELL ME HOW THIS IS ALL GOING TO END!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
- OH SAMMY, Ты ARE SO SCREWED! SCREWED IN EVERY WHICH WAY!!!!!
- “YOU DIDN’T NEED THE FEATHER TO FLY”
HOLY FUCK RUBY JUST COMPARED SAM TO DUMBO, OMG HOW CAN I CHOOSE A FAVOURITE VILLAIN WHEN THEY’VE ALL BEEN SO FREAKIN’ AWESOME?!
- AND BEST OF ALL? BEST OF FUCKING ALL?! SHE’S STILL TRYING TO TALK SAM ROUND! WAY TO GO RUBY Ты AWESOME CRAZY BITCH! Ты REALLY DO LIKE HIM! BLESS YOU!
- DEAN!!!!!!!!!!!! DEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
OMG SAM HOLDING RUBY, DEAN STABBING RUBY FUCK YES!!!! BROTHERLY BONDING FOR THE ABSOLUTE WIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
- HOLY SHIT PEOPLE, RUBY JUST DIED! RUBY! DEAD! HOW COULD THIS HAPPEN?! MY WORLD IS ALL ASKEW!!!!
- DEAN&SAM!!!!!! DEAN&SAM&SAM&DEAN TOGETHER!!!!! YES! THANK GOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
- AND LUCIFER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HE’S COMING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
- AND WHAT THE FUCK?! THAT'S IT?! THIS IS OUR CLIFHANGER?! WHAT THE FUCKING FUCK, THIS IS THE END OF THE EPISODE? Ты BASTARDS!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ANGELS-VS-DEMONS EPIC APOCALYPTIC WAR FOR THE ABSOLUTE WIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SAM&DEAN VS ABSO-FUCKING-LUTELY EVERYONE EXCEPT CHUCK AND CAS IF HE’S SURVIVED, OMFG CAS HAD BETTER SURVIVE DAMMIT!!!!!!! HOW COULD Ты LEAVE US WITHOUT Показ THAT?! OMFG OMFG OMFG IT CAN’T END HERE! IT CAN’T! HOW COULD THEY DO THIS TO US?! KRIPKE Ты UTTER UTTER BASTARD!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I hope Ты had as much fun as I did..
Until Далее time, over and out..
