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1-Dean:“Driver picks the music, shotgun shuts his cake hole.”
2-Andrea To Dean:“It must be hard with your sense of direction, never being able to find your way to a decent pickup line.”
3-Dean:“Dude, stow the touchy-feely, self-help yoga crap.”
4-Sam: "Why’d Ты let me fall asleep?"
Dean: "Because I’m an awesome brother. So what did Ты dream about?"
Sam: "Lollipops and Конфеты canes."
5-Dean:"Your half-caf, double vanilla latte is getting cold over here, Francis."
6-Missouri to Dean:“Boy, Ты put your foot on my coffee table, I’m gonna whack Ты with a spoon.”
7-Dean to sam:“Who do Ты think is a hotter psychic: Patricia Arquette, Jennifer Любовь Hewitt или you?”
8-Sam:"I had a crappy guidance counselor."
9-Dean to the scarecrow:"Dude, Ты fugly."
10-Dean:“I hope your яблоко pie is freakin’ worth it.”
11-Dean, mocking Sam's earnestness:"Hold me, Sam. That was beautiful."
12-Dean:“I’m not gonna die in a hospital where the nurses aren’t even hot.”
13-Dean:“That fabric softener teddy bear? Oh, I’m gonna hunt that little сука down.”
14-Dean:“You better take care of that car или I swear I'll haunt your ass!”
15-Sam:"I miss conversations that didn’t start with 'this killer truck.'"
16-Dean to Sam:"Next time Ты wanna get laid, find a girl that’s not so buckets-of-crazy, huh?"
17-Dean: "People believe in Santa Claus. How come I’m not getting hooked up every Christmas?"
Sam: "Because you’re a bad person."
18-Sam:“What kind of a house doesn't have salt? Low sodium freaks!”
19-John to Sam about what happened to his college fund:"Spent it on ammo."
20-Dean:"I think I'll pass on the seventy two virgins, thanks. I'm not that into prude chicks anyway."
21-Dean:“My name is Dean Winchester. I ‘m an Aquarius. I enjoy sunsets, long walks on the пляж, пляжный and frisky women. And I did not kill anyone.”
22-Dean:“MySpace, what the hell is that? Seriously, is that like, some sort of porn site?”
23-Sam:“This is the dumbest thing you've ever done."
Dean:“I don't know about that. Remember that waitress in Tampa?"
24-Dean:"Of course, the most troubling Вопрос is why do these people assume we're gay?"
Sam:"Well, Ты are kind of butch. They probably think you're overcompensating."
25-Sam to Dean:“What do Ты wanna do, poke her with a stick? Dude! You're not gonna poke her with a stick!”
26-Sam:“We’re not working for the Mandroid!”
27-Sam: "Dean, there's ten times as much lore about Ангелы as there is about anything else we've ever hunted."
Dean: "Yeah, Ты know what? There's a ton of lore on Единороги too. In fact, I hear that they ride on silver moonbeams and they shoot rainbows out of their ass!"
Sam: "Wait, there's no such thing as unicorns?"
28-Dean:"I think I learned a valuable lesson: Always take down your Рождество decorations after New Year's, или Ты might get filleted by a hooker from God".
29-Dean to Sam:"Dude, Ты full-on had a girl inside Ты for like a whole week. That’s pretty naughty"!
30-Sam as described by Dean:“Dean, this is a very serious investigation. We don't have any time for any of your blah blah blah blah.”
31-Frat boy talking about his alien abduction:"They made me slow dance.
32-Dean:"What about a human by day, a freak animal killing machine by moonlight don't Ты understand. I mean Волколаки are badass, we haven’t seen one since we were kids."
33-Dean: “What's a P.A.?"
Sam: “I think it's kind of like a slave."
34-Sam:“You know, maybe the spirits are trying to shut down the movie because they think it sucks. Because, I mean, it kinda does.”
35-Dean: “Save room for dessert, Tiny. Hey, I wanted to ask you, because I couldn't help but notice Ты are two tons of fun. Just curious, is it like a thyroid problem? или is that just some deep-seated self esteem issue? Because Ты know, they're just doughnuts. They're not love."
36-Dean[b]:"Hey, see if they've got any pie. Bring me some pie. I Любовь me some pie."
37-[b]Sam:“I Остаться в живых my shoe.”
38-Dean:“I’m Batman!”
39-Dean:“Snow White? I saw that movie. The porn version anyway. There was this wicked Stepmother. Woo, she was wicked.”
40-Dean:“I'm gonna go stop the Big Bad Wolf. Which is the weirdest thing I've ever said.”
41-Dean to Sam:“Dude, could Ты be еще gay? Don’t answer that.”
42-talking about Bela:
Dean:“Can I shoot her?"
Sam:“Not in public."
43-Bela:“You know, when this is over, we should really have angry sex."
Dean:“Don’t objectify me."
44-Sam:“How do Ты sleep at night??
Bela:“On silk sheets, rolling naked in money."
45-Dixon:“Can Ты think of a worse hell?"
Dean:“Well, there's Hell."
46-Dean:"You fudgin' touch me again, I'll fudgin' kill ya!
47-Sam and Dean (in unison): “Yeah right. Nice guess. It wasn't guess. Right, you're a mind reader. Cut it out Sam. Sam! Ты think you're being funny but you're being really, really childish. Sam Winchester wears make-up. Sam Winchester cries his way through sex. Sam Winchesters keeps a ruler by the постель, кровати and every morning when he wakes up … OK, enough!"
48-Dean:“These tacos taste funny to you?”
49-Henriksen:“I shot the sheriff."
Dean:“But Ты didn't shoot the deputy."
50-Dean:"Hey, Ed, listen to me. There's some salt in my duffel. Make a круг and get inside."
Ed:"Inside your duffel bag??
Dean:"In the salt, Ты idiot!"
51-Harry:"Ed, you’ve got to go be gay for that poor dead intern.”
52-Dean, explaining why he thinks he got out of Hell:"I'd like to think it's because of my perky nipples."
53-Dean to Castiel:"What visage are Ты in now? Holy tax accountant?"
54-Dean:"Sammy, wherever Ты are, mom is a babe. I'm going to hell ... again.
55-Dean:"Sam loves research. He does. He keeps it under his mattress with his KY."
56-Dean:“Brother, I have been re-hymenated and the dude will not abide.”
57-Dracula to the пицца delivery boy:“Ah, Ты have brought a repast. Excellent. Continue to be of such service, and your life will be spared.”
58-Dean, on why he won’t carry a gun:“Oh, I'm not carrying that. It could go off. I'll man the flashlight.”
59-Dean, after seeing a крыса in season 4’s “Yellow Fever":“That was scary!”
60-Dean:“That is exactly why our lives suck. I mean,come on,we hunt monsters!What the hell? I mean,normal people,they see a monster,and they run.But not us,no,no,no,we Поиск out things that want to kill us. или eat us!You know who does that? Crazy people! We are insane!You know, and then there's the bad обедающий, закусочной Еда and then the skeevy motel rooms and then the truck-stop waitress with the bizarre rash.I mean,who wants this life,Sam? Seriously? Do Ты actually like being stuck in a car with me eight hours a day, every single day? I don't think so! I mean,I drive too fast. And I listen to the same five albums over and over and over again, and I sing along.I'm annoying,I know that.And you,you're gassy!You eat half a burrito,and Ты get toxic! I mean,you know what?You can forget it.Stay away from me Sam,OK? Because I am done with it.I'm done with the monsters and the hellhounds and the ghost sickness and the damn apocalypse. I'm out. I'm done. Quit."
61-Dean:"Zombie-ghost orgy, huh? Well, that's it. I'm torching everybody."
62-Dean:"On Thursdays, we're teddy медведь doctors."
63-#2 Ruby:"This body is 100 percent socially conscious.I recycle. Al Gore would be proud."
64-Sam: "She was convinced that he wasn't her real daddy."
Dean:"Who was? The plumber,hmmm? A little snaking the pipes??
Sam:"Dude, you're confusing reality with porn again."
65-discussing Jeb Декстер in season 4's "Criss Энджел is a Douchebag":
Sam:"He's famous, kind of."
Dean:"For what,douchebaggery?"
66-Dean:"Today Ты will have the honor of playing one of the greatest games ever invented. A game of skill, agility, cunning. A game with one simple rule. Dodge."
67-Dean:“The whistle makes me their god.”
68-Castiel:“Uriel's the funniest Энджел in the garrison. Ask anyone”
69-Dean:“Details are everything. Ты don’t want to go fighting ghosts without any health insurance.”
70-Dean:"There's actually fans. Not many of them, but still. For fans, they sure do complain a lot."
71-Bobby:“You stupid, stupid son of a bitch. Well,boo-hoo!I am so sorry your feelings are hurt,princess! Are Ты under the impression that family's supposed to make Ты feel good, make Ты an яблоко pie,maybe? They're supposed to make Ты miserable! That's why they're family!"
72-Dean:“Oh yeah, life as an Энджел condom. That's real fun. I think I'll pass, thanks.”
73-writing Слэш Фан fiction:
Becky: "And then Sam touched..." No. "...caressed Dean's clavicle. 'This is wrong,' сказал(-а) Dean. 'Then I don't want to be right,' replied Sam, in a husky voice."
74-Castiel about the location of God:“No, he's not on any flatbread.”
75-Dean to Castiel:"Last time Ты zapped me someplace, I didn't poop for a week.
76-Dean to Castiel:“You mean to tell me you've never been up there doing a little cloud-seeding?”
77-Dean to Castiel:“There are two things I know for certain. One: Bert and Ernie are gay. Two: Ты are not gonna die a virgin, not on my watch.”
78-Dean to Cas:“You were wasted by a teenage mutant ninja angel?”
79-Castiel to Raphael:"Today, you're my little bitch."
80-Castiel:"This isn’t funny, Dean. The voice says I'm almost out of minutes!
81-Dean to himself in “The End":“She made us try on her panties. They were pink. And satiny. And Ты know what? We kind of liked it.”
82-Dean:"Check it out. Four score and seven years назад ... I had a funny hat."
83-Bobby:"Brains trumps legs, apparently."
84-Old Dean to Sam:“I believe that he-witch gave Ты the clap.”
85-Bobby:"Now have we done feeling our feelings? Because I'd like to get out of this room before we both start growing lady parts."
86-mocking Grey's Anatomy from season 5's "Changing Channels":
Dean:"And there's Johnny Drake. Oh he's not even alive, he's a ghost in the mind of her. The sexy, but neurotic doctor over there."
Sam:"So this Показать has ghosts? Why?"
Dean:"I don't know. It is compelling."
87-The game Показать host in season 5's "Changing Channels":"Mr. Trickster does not like pretty boy angels."
88-Sam:“I have genital herpes.”
89-Dean’s catchphrase on the sitcom in "Changing Channels":“Son of a bitch!”
90-Dean: “Calm down?? I am wearing sunglasses at night! Ты know who does that? No-talent douchebags! I hate this game! I hate that we're in a procedural cop show, and Ты want to know why? Because I hate procedural cop shows! There's like three hundred of them on television, they're all the freakin' same."
91-Fan convention organizer describing a panel:"And at 4:30, there is the Homo-erotic subtext of Supernatural."
92-Dean Актёрское искусство crazy:"Pudding!
93-Sam, high on morphine in "Sam Interrupted":“Boop!”
94-Sam (whose body is being used by a teenage boy):“I would Любовь to have the sex with you.”
95-A hotel clerk describing Dean and Sam:“One leather jacket, one sasquatch."
96-Castiel responding to Dean’s Комментарий about a Delorean:“I don’t understand that reference.”
97-Castiel referring to Anna:“She’s, uh, Glenn Close.”
98-Sam:“Dude, Ты punched a cupid."
Dean:“No, I punched a dick."
99-Castiel:"I found a liquor store. And I drank it."
100-Castiel:Ass-butt!!!