I am fully aware that chel1395 already wrote an Статья like this. I thought it was brilliant, so I wanted to write my own. I am not taking credit for her idea in any way, shape, или form. I just thought it was a great one, so I am Письмо my own letter. :)
Dearest The Office,
Until the writers are paid, I will feel an emptiness in my сердце every Thursday. Ты are my Избранное Показать and have been for a number of years. I want Ты to know that this letter is NOT saying goodbye. I also want Ты to know that I do realize how insane it is to write a letter to a Телевидение Показать and its characters. However, I am Главная sick and bored out of my mind, so here goes...
Michael Gary Scott: Ты goofy idiot. You're a loveable dumbass. Ты have very little class at all, as we have observed through your Hooters obsession ("I'll have the chicken breast, hold the chicken.") your inexplicable attacks towards Toby ("I hate so much about the things that Ты choose to be.") and your в общем и целом, общая uncouth-ness in general. I think Ты and Jan make a great couple in the most messed-up way possible. If Ты break up with her, please let it be because of something besides the fact that she doesn't like her implants. Until the strike ends, I will make sure your memory lives on forever by thinking and/or saying "That's what she said," whenever the opportunity arises.
Dwight Kurt "Danger" Schrute: Ты are so funny when Ты are being serious. Ты are one of the most devoted people I know. I honestly hope that Ты fulfill your life-long dream of dying in your стол письменный, стол chair. I am undecided about how to feel about your clinginess to Michael. Sometimes it's rather annyoing, and sometimes it is sweet and/or hilarious. Ты and Angela are a great couple. Please try to win her back without hurting Andy, as I think Ты two have the potential to be great friends. Your concussion-induced niceness will forever live on in my mind, as well as the hilarious things Ты сказал(-а) when being driven to the hospital ("You can't огонь me, I don't work in this van!"). I will always remember Mr. A. нож and your role as The Overkill Killer. To preserve your memory until the strike ends, I will find one person and be completely devoted to them for the rest of my life, no matter what, even if they call in sick when they're really just going to magic camp.
Jim Halpert: Ты are the most loveable person I know, which makes it extra sad that Ты are a fictional character. I have grown to accept the fact that Ты will forever Любовь Pam Beesly, and I even celebrate it. Your camera looks and clever quips will forever steal my сердце like poker chips. Your undying classiness towards ridiculous people such as Michael Scott will always feed my respect for you. Your awesome pranks towards Dwight will ALWAYS make me laugh, though I believe your best prank was towards Andy. Jim, have Ты ever considered the fact that perhaps Ты are in the ceiling? I will preserve your memory until the strike ends by being as nice as possible towards all the asses I know.
Pamela Beesly: Ты are an amazing person. Ты manage to deal with people such as Michael Scott while keeping your sense of humor. Ты were very strong during Season 3, when Jim and Karen were together. During your speech at пляж, пляжный Day, my сердце swelled with pride. Though I wanted to kill Ты for getting back together with Roy, I appreciated the fact that it made Ты want to be еще honest with everybody, because Ты used to be kind of a doormat. Continue to try and keep Angela in her place, and follow your dreams. Ты will be a great artist someday, and Ты won the сердце of Jim Halpert. Nice. You've made some pretty big mistakes along the way (Casino Night) but now that Ты and Jim are together and pulling pranks again, I know that everything will be okay. However, breaking up with Jim would cause me to dislike Ты for a loooong time, unless it was for a REALLY, REALLY good reason. I will preserve your memory until the strike ends by being as honest as possible with people who are not crazy and will not try to destroy bars when I tell them the cold, hard truth.
Angela Martin: Ты are a warrior, no matter how bitchy Ты may be towards Phyllis. Ты find a need to fight for your religious beliefs, your cats, and your man. Though I think it was rather foolish of Ты to start dating Andy, I understand your hurt over Dwight's mercy-killing of Sprinkles. I hope Garbage is doing okay. I am anxious to know what Ты named him, even though I Любовь the name Garbage. In order to preserve your memory until the strike ends, I will judge as many people as possible.
Jan Levinson (No Gould): Ты are obviously a very messed up person. That's the only way Ты could possibly put up with a guy like Michael Scott. Though I am upset for Ты that Ты Остаться в живых your corporate position to Ryan (ew.), I enjoy the new, lazy, poor version of your character. Plus I loves those sweats and sunglasses Ты wore in Money. In order to preserve your memory, I will attempt to be both professional and completely insane at the same time.
Andy Bernard, Kevin Malone, Meridith Palmer, Oscar Martinez, Creed Bratton, Phyliss Vance, Stanley Hudson, Kelly Kapoor and Toby Flenderson: Most of Ты are completely insane. Those sort-of-normal ones, I wish Ты happiness as Ты deal with the craziness that is the Scranton branch. Ты are all hilarious and I Любовь Ты dearly. I have no idea how i will preserve the memories of all of you. I am just one person.
Roy Anderson & Karen Phillipelli: I don't care for either of you. At all. Ты stopped Jim and Pam from being together. Though sometimes Ты are good people, Ты both have those qualities that make me hate you.
Roy: Ты were just a horrible person overall, especially towards Pam. She was a great person and Ты took her for granted. Also, Ты tried to beat the crap out of Jim. And I will never forgive Ты for either of those things.
Karen: I know Ты have a good sense of humor and very pretty good with Jim, but Ты called Pam a сука and Ты played the "Needy Girlfriend" part a couple of times. Plus, Ты told Jim to Переместить to New York and forget Pam. And for that, I will never forgive you. However, I did like Ты in The Initiation and Grief Counseling. But that's it.
And no, I did not forget Ryan. I decided not to feed his ego by Письмо him a letter.
The Office, I will always Любовь you. I honestly hope the strike ends very soon so I can continue laughing my жопа, попка off every Thursday.
Sincerely,
jamfan4
Dearest The Office,
Until the writers are paid, I will feel an emptiness in my сердце every Thursday. Ты are my Избранное Показать and have been for a number of years. I want Ты to know that this letter is NOT saying goodbye. I also want Ты to know that I do realize how insane it is to write a letter to a Телевидение Показать and its characters. However, I am Главная sick and bored out of my mind, so here goes...
Michael Gary Scott: Ты goofy idiot. You're a loveable dumbass. Ты have very little class at all, as we have observed through your Hooters obsession ("I'll have the chicken breast, hold the chicken.") your inexplicable attacks towards Toby ("I hate so much about the things that Ты choose to be.") and your в общем и целом, общая uncouth-ness in general. I think Ты and Jan make a great couple in the most messed-up way possible. If Ты break up with her, please let it be because of something besides the fact that she doesn't like her implants. Until the strike ends, I will make sure your memory lives on forever by thinking and/or saying "That's what she said," whenever the opportunity arises.
Dwight Kurt "Danger" Schrute: Ты are so funny when Ты are being serious. Ты are one of the most devoted people I know. I honestly hope that Ты fulfill your life-long dream of dying in your стол письменный, стол chair. I am undecided about how to feel about your clinginess to Michael. Sometimes it's rather annyoing, and sometimes it is sweet and/or hilarious. Ты and Angela are a great couple. Please try to win her back without hurting Andy, as I think Ты two have the potential to be great friends. Your concussion-induced niceness will forever live on in my mind, as well as the hilarious things Ты сказал(-а) when being driven to the hospital ("You can't огонь me, I don't work in this van!"). I will always remember Mr. A. нож and your role as The Overkill Killer. To preserve your memory until the strike ends, I will find one person and be completely devoted to them for the rest of my life, no matter what, even if they call in sick when they're really just going to magic camp.
Jim Halpert: Ты are the most loveable person I know, which makes it extra sad that Ты are a fictional character. I have grown to accept the fact that Ты will forever Любовь Pam Beesly, and I even celebrate it. Your camera looks and clever quips will forever steal my сердце like poker chips. Your undying classiness towards ridiculous people such as Michael Scott will always feed my respect for you. Your awesome pranks towards Dwight will ALWAYS make me laugh, though I believe your best prank was towards Andy. Jim, have Ты ever considered the fact that perhaps Ты are in the ceiling? I will preserve your memory until the strike ends by being as nice as possible towards all the asses I know.
Pamela Beesly: Ты are an amazing person. Ты manage to deal with people such as Michael Scott while keeping your sense of humor. Ты were very strong during Season 3, when Jim and Karen were together. During your speech at пляж, пляжный Day, my сердце swelled with pride. Though I wanted to kill Ты for getting back together with Roy, I appreciated the fact that it made Ты want to be еще honest with everybody, because Ты used to be kind of a doormat. Continue to try and keep Angela in her place, and follow your dreams. Ты will be a great artist someday, and Ты won the сердце of Jim Halpert. Nice. You've made some pretty big mistakes along the way (Casino Night) but now that Ты and Jim are together and pulling pranks again, I know that everything will be okay. However, breaking up with Jim would cause me to dislike Ты for a loooong time, unless it was for a REALLY, REALLY good reason. I will preserve your memory until the strike ends by being as honest as possible with people who are not crazy and will not try to destroy bars when I tell them the cold, hard truth.
Angela Martin: Ты are a warrior, no matter how bitchy Ты may be towards Phyllis. Ты find a need to fight for your religious beliefs, your cats, and your man. Though I think it was rather foolish of Ты to start dating Andy, I understand your hurt over Dwight's mercy-killing of Sprinkles. I hope Garbage is doing okay. I am anxious to know what Ты named him, even though I Любовь the name Garbage. In order to preserve your memory until the strike ends, I will judge as many people as possible.
Jan Levinson (No Gould): Ты are obviously a very messed up person. That's the only way Ты could possibly put up with a guy like Michael Scott. Though I am upset for Ты that Ты Остаться в живых your corporate position to Ryan (ew.), I enjoy the new, lazy, poor version of your character. Plus I loves those sweats and sunglasses Ты wore in Money. In order to preserve your memory, I will attempt to be both professional and completely insane at the same time.
Andy Bernard, Kevin Malone, Meridith Palmer, Oscar Martinez, Creed Bratton, Phyliss Vance, Stanley Hudson, Kelly Kapoor and Toby Flenderson: Most of Ты are completely insane. Those sort-of-normal ones, I wish Ты happiness as Ты deal with the craziness that is the Scranton branch. Ты are all hilarious and I Любовь Ты dearly. I have no idea how i will preserve the memories of all of you. I am just one person.
Roy Anderson & Karen Phillipelli: I don't care for either of you. At all. Ты stopped Jim and Pam from being together. Though sometimes Ты are good people, Ты both have those qualities that make me hate you.
Roy: Ты were just a horrible person overall, especially towards Pam. She was a great person and Ты took her for granted. Also, Ты tried to beat the crap out of Jim. And I will never forgive Ты for either of those things.
Karen: I know Ты have a good sense of humor and very pretty good with Jim, but Ты called Pam a сука and Ты played the "Needy Girlfriend" part a couple of times. Plus, Ты told Jim to Переместить to New York and forget Pam. And for that, I will never forgive you. However, I did like Ты in The Initiation and Grief Counseling. But that's it.
And no, I did not forget Ryan. I decided not to feed his ego by Письмо him a letter.
The Office, I will always Любовь you. I honestly hope the strike ends very soon so I can continue laughing my жопа, попка off every Thursday.
Sincerely,
jamfan4