If I don't Загрузить this now I'll keep changing it until its completely different ...I'm just weird that way... XD I've had this written for like a week now...
Yeah... so its one big part :P
And theres probably a few grammer/spelling errors cause I belong on YGS XD
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Daniel: Last time on Total Drama International,
The campers had to Дизайн clothing in Япония with certain themes. Things got a little fiesty when I added Johnny the intern in with Team Flashlight. Johnny messed up Cassies outfit which gave him the boot.
Lets hope an actual camper goes on this episode of
TOTAL
DRAMA
INTERNAAAATIONAL!
*opening plays*
(I hope to animate it eventually XD)
*everyone is at some fast Еда place getting breakfast*
Daniel: AALRIGHTY CAMPERS! Today we will be going to..
Eddie: JAPAN! No wait we were just there...
Daniel: to...
Kitty: CHINA?
Lana: ITALY
Veto: VAGINA!
Valencia: *slowly turns over to Veto* o_o
Veto: Yeah... I don’t know...
Eddie: AUSTRALIA!
Daniel: STOP GUESSING THE PLACES YOU'RE FROM!
Kitty: I’m not from China though--
Daniel: I DON’T CARE!
Veto: DUDE! Was that supposed to be a joke? Cause--
Daniel: No Veto, it just kinda happened that way
Veto: Oh......
Daniel: SO, Ты know what they mean when they say ‘Laughter is the best medicine’--
Eddie: TOAST
Daniel: SHUT UP!
Worker: *walks over to Daniel* You’re disturbing the normal people.
Daniel: Sorry?
Worker: Ты better be! *walks away*
Axel: That was rude.
Intern Luke: And Ты know what it means to be rude
Axel: THATS IT--
Daniel: INTERRRRNS STOOOOOOOOOP.. you’re all so flippin’ frustrating!
Gabe: Can we get on with this?
Kitty: Someone's cranky! :U
Gabe: W--
Intern Luke: Kitttyyy go awaaayyy
Kitty: HMPH. *crosses her arms and sits beside Edward* ...h-hi Edward...
Veto: I LIKE PIE
Daniel: Boxxy heeelpp!
Veto: NO! I hate pie!
Boxxy: *putting on eyeliner* ...One minute...
Veto: PUDDING!
Daniel: Ugh... VETO STOP SHOUTING OUT Болталка THINGS! you’re really not helping...
Veto: Okay.
Daniel: Thank you! WE ARE GOING TO BER--
Eddie: I HAVE TO PEE.
Daniel: GO PEE!
Worker: *walks over to Daniel again* Sir, I’m sorry but I have to ask Ты to leave now.
Veto: OWNED.DANNY BOY GOT OWNED BY.... SOME GUY!
Worker: Will Ты please stop yelling in my ear?
Veto: SORRY-- sorry...
Daniel: We’ll be on our way in a minute.
Worker: Now, please.
Lana: EDWARD LEFT THOUGH.
Daniel: Yeah--
Worker: DON’T MAKE ME GET MY BOSS *snaps his fingers*
Daniel: We’re leaving. C’mon Boxxy *pulls Boxxy towards the door*
Boxxy: AHH! Ты MADE ME MESS UP MY EYELINER!
*outside of the place*
Daniel: … *sighs* Ты guys...
Veto: ARE AMAZING AND Ты Любовь US?
Daniel: NO! I Любовь NONE OF YOU
Veto: *gasps* Ты HATE ME? *puts his head on Valencias shoulder* after all these years....
Daniel: ….BERLIN! OKAY! BERLIN! WE’RE GOING TO GERMANY!
Eddie: *runs outside* WILL THERE BE BEER?!
Daniel: Probably?
Eddie: Cool.... cool... RIGHT VET-- Veto?
Valencia: … hes having a moment ….
Eddie: Oh... Whats the challenge gonna be anyways?
Daniel: Let me repeat...YOU KNOW HOW THEY SAY LAUGHTER IS THE BEST MEDICINE?
Eddie: OH I GET IT!
Veto: *looks up at Eddie* I know :D
everyone else *looks over at Eddie and Veto*
Eddie: Woah..
Veto: We just had a gay moment there...
Daniel: … Okay... Moving along now... So, We’ll be going to Berlin to have a joke-off!
Lana: I LIKE JOKES!
Eddie: *all...seductively* I could Показать Ты a joke.. *facepalm* CRAP. THATS NOT WHAT I MEANT.
Veto: haha, Ты just hinted towards Ты pe--
Eddie:*covers his mouth* They all get it e_e
Daniel: WILL Ты GUYS STOP TALKING? LET NYLEE или ROXANNE или SOMEONE WHO RARELY TALKS TALK FINALLY!
Veto: SORRY.
Roxanne: …Alr--
Daniel: WOAH BOXXY, what happened to your...face?
Roxanne: ._. okay then....
Boxxy: ... *holds up a mirror* D: MY EYES!
Daniel: and I thought they looked bad before--
Boxxy: >:U *smacks Daniel*
Daniel: TO THE RVS!
/Flashlight/
Nylee: Daniel is right! I do barely get any li--
Kitty: SHHHH. I’m trying to relax
Nylee: e_e
Bradley: What do Ты think Danny means by a joke-off?
Cassie: Maybe we all have to come up with awesome jokes...
Bradley: Oh...I sure hope we don’t...
Cassie: Why not? :/
Bradley: I am not funny ._. I can’t make a joke for the life of me...
Cassie: Thats not true! You’re funny--
Kitty: LOOKING! *starts to laugh*
Bradley: D: Its my hair isn’t it! *starts playing with his hair* Its so stupid...*quietly mumbles things*
Cassie: You’re hair is fine! c:
Bradley: …
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Confessional:
Bradley: ...Cassie is so nice... *blushes* x3
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/SB/
Veto: IM GONNA POP SOME TAGS
Eddie: ONLY GOT TWENTY DOLLARS IN MY POCKET
Veto: I’M HUNTIN, LOOKIN FOR A COME-UP
Eddie: THIS IS FUCKING AAAAAWEESOME
Gabe: … do Ты guys... always sing when Ты travel?
Eddie: Pretty much yeah... *quietly* Ты do NOT want to see Veto when he is really bored
Veto: I HEARD THAT! I’m not THAT bad..
Eddie: Dude,before Ты laid flat on the floor for over an hour, got up and sat on the диван, мягкий уголок just staring at the wall, then nearly smashed my TV... not that bad?
Veto: shhhhh.
Crindoela: .. When did that creepy bloke get here?
Axel: Creepy guy has a name, and hes been here the whole time!! How amazing!
Eddie: Axel? Why are Ты here?
Axel: Theres no fucking way I’m gonna sit with Luke and Boxxy anymore.
Veto: *starts Пение Inner Ninja*
(why do I think that song Форс-мажоры him? XDMAYBE HIS THEME SONG OMGYES either way CLASSIFIED IS EPICC )
Lana: WHO YA TEXTING?
Axel: *sighs* Kaitlyn.
Lana: WHOS THAT? your giirlfrieeendd?
Axel: >:U PFFT NO! Don’t even say that!
Veto: I LIKE CATS-- wait a second.. WHOS WATCHING KITTY?
Crindoela: Shes in the oth--
Veto: Not that Kitty, my cat Kitty! If Danny and I are here....
Eddie: I’m also here!
Veto: *gets up* WHERES DANNY?!
Axel: *throws his phone across the room*
Veto: *gets hit with the phone* >.<
Axel: Oops..
Valencia: Veto! Are you--
Veto: DA FUCK?! DA FUCK Ты DO THAT FOR?!
Eddie: Dammmnn, Ты one ghetto brit.... Ты KNOW Ты SOUND WONDERFUL WHEN Ты TALK LIKE THAT. IT PLEASES MY EARS.
Axel: Okay then......My bad.
Veto: YOUR BAD? YOUR FUCKING BAD?
Valencia: Veto! >.<
Axel: Jeez, THINK OF THE CHILDREN! *points to Maylene and Teddy* Don’t be cursing man... just...CALM DOWN!
Veto: DA FUCK Ты MEAN CALM DOWN-- ughh I’m just SOOO borrrrreeeeed!!! *lays down on the floor*
Eddie: *turns to the camera* Can Ты just cut to the other RV now или something?
Cameraman: *nods*
/Flashlights/
Kitty: *sits beside Edward* HIYA EDWARD!
Edward: Hi ^^
Kitty: Watchaa doiiin?
Edward: Sketchin’ a picture
Kitty: Looks good!
Edward: ^^ thanks
Kitty: Almost as good as Ты look--
Billy: Did we stop moving?
Autumn: Feels like we did!
Billy: Wait, there is a cook here isn't there?
Autumn: Yeah...I think so...
Billy: Why? We only eat at fast Еда places или restaurants...
Autumn: ...Thats true...Huh... I guess Danny never thought of that....
Driver: Um... I’ll be back in a minute...*gets up and leaves*
Roxanne: Whats going on?
Autumn: Maybe he forgot something?
Driver: *comes back inside* … Umm... We have a flat tire... We must have hit something sharp...
Kitty: SAVE ME EDWARD! Wait, can I call Ты like... Eddie или something?
Edward: Uh--
Kitty: Okay Eddie!
*knocks on door*
Driver: Uhhhh... C-come in!
Danny: WHY’D Ты STOP!? We’re on a strict schedule
(I spelled schedule wrong and it corrected to seagull o_o damn i laughed WAAYY too hard )
Driver: Flat tire!
Danny: Oh... Um... How far until one of those places where Ты can get one??
Billy: Ты mean... Ты didn’t bring any spares?
Danny: Shut up!
Driver: A long way to go...
Danny: Where are we anyways...
(I’m aware this whole concept doesn’t make very much sense BUT oh well..)
Driver: I think we’re in France...
Danny: Well.. I’ll go make the others stop and we’ll stop in France!
/SB/
Veto: WE STOPPED MOOVING
Axel: Ты DON’T SAY!
Veto: OH SHUT UP
Danny: *walks inside* BONJOUR!
Lana: HOLA!
Danny: Non... We stopped in France!
Eddie: Ewww... That means Frenchies.
Danny: Ew? Anyways, so …. I’m pretty sure we’re in Paris.. cause the tower thingy is just over there
Veto: *put his face up against a window* WOW! thats so cool....VALVALVALVALVAL ISN’T THAT SO COOL? :D
Valencia: Its wonderful ^^
Danny: Yeah... Lets all go outside and we’ll think of some sort of challenge!
Gabe: ...But this isn’t Berlin..
Danny: Yeahh..about that.... the other RV got a flat tire … I think he ran over some glass или something...So maybe next...whatever we’ll be there!
/outside/
Roxanne: Is the challenge still the same?
Danny: Nope! Its gonna be... hmmm.. something like...GOT IT! Okay.. So its kinda hard to explain...
Eddie: LIKE A PENIS
Danny: *punches Eddies arm* knock it off!
Eddie: KAY.
Danny: Its like... Ты all know how Paris is the city of love--
Veto: in the city of looovvvvvve....
Danny: I swear to god if Ты make another reference I will kill you. Especially another Phineas and Ferb one.
Veto: *does the mouth zipper thing*
Danny: Good! So you’ll all be трещина, сплит into three groups. One group will have to perform FOR the other group. They will be put into small groups of two, или three depending on people... and they will just have to make it through ужин without killing each other или Ты know... like ...rape....and their group will be making dinner!
Nylee: We have enough people for that?
Danny: Lets see! SB has 9 people and Flashlight has 10 people...Axel! Once in a lifetime chance here... wanna be a co--
Axel: Nope.
Danny: Luke?
Intern Luke: *looks over at Gabe and evilly smiles* Nope!
Danny: Whatever I tried. .. I GOT THIS FIGURED OUT. *sighs* This challenge is stupid.. Okay! So... Performing for SB will be Valencia and Veto.
Veto: Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay ...oh shit... BOOOO NO BOOOO NO PREFORMING FOR THIS DUDE.
Danny: Performing for flashlight will be Bradley... Cassie … and I don’t know um... Roxanne!
Bradley: :..yay...
Danny: Making Еда for SB will be ...Gabe, Luke and Crindoela! and Lily, Autumn and Nylee! So that means, Eddie and Lana, Maylene and Teddy, Amy and Billy, Kitty and Edward will have to pretend couple it up!
Eddie: THIS CHALLENGE IS STUPID
Danny: Last минута challenge... k dude? Calm yourself.
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Confessional:
Kitty: Alone time with SmehEdward! booya!
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Eddie: Wait a second... *slowly looks up at the camera and slightly blushes*
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Veto: HAHAHAHAHA. Yeeeeesssssss... *punches Eddie in the arm*
Eddie: Shut up. e_e
Danny: Ты guys ready for this stupid challenge?
Kitty: BRING IT ON!
Danny: Okay...
/behind stage. SB half/
Veto: DUDE-- Val, WHAT ARE WE GONNA DO?!
Valencia: Ты could sing... and I could dance!
Veto: … WHAT SOONNNG?
Valencia: Um.. Whats one Ты know really well?
Veto: ANYTHING BY NICKI MINAJ, but... Heh... thats not...really something...I should...
Valencia: …
Veto: Uhh...
Daniel: 1 MINUTE--
Veto: poop.
Valencia: Just go with that then! I mean like, just don’t pick any horribly dirty songs XD
Veto: KAY. WAIT NO ...Okay... Panicking, don’t mind me *starts running around in circles*
Valencia: … Ты okay?
Veto: No not really, I’M GOING TO DIIIEEE
/Flashlights/
Bradley: … What are we gonna do?
Roxanne: I could sing--
Cassie: We could act something out...
Roxanne: ...or we could sing...
Bradley: … I can’t sing...
Cassie: *gasps* I got an idea!
Roxanne: Share!
/IN DA KITCHEN...oh my god...I just realized I put all girls for Flashlight in the kitchen... XDD OOPS/
Gabe: … can any of Ты guys cook?
Crindoela: …
Luke: …
Gabe: *sighs* Alright...
Danny: *walks in* CHANGE OF PLANS! The OPPOSITE team will have to eat your food... hows that?
Nylee: Fine.
Gabe: ...oh fu--
Autumn: … and this is when the cook would come in handy...
Marcus: SAY WHAT? I’d c-come in h-handy c’: WELL THATS GOOD! Cause I’m here to help Ты losers out! C’MON TEAM Ты GUYS SUCK AKA SLEEPING BAG
Gabe: Losers?
Marcus: Well yeah. If I was in this stupid show, I would win the million
Nylee: Thats good that you’re not in it then, because I’m going to win
Gabe: GUYS! Ты all know I have this in the bag
/in the place where the tables are/
Kitty: Eddie say something its all quiet!
Edward: Uhh...
Lana: *pokes Eddie* Edward Ты say something!
Eddie: … Wait a second... did Ты just call him Eddie?
Edward: And him Edward?
Kitty: Yeah....
Lana: OHMYGOSSSHHH!
Eddie: This will be confusing--
Edward: Yeah...
Kitty: … Um....Lets go over here, Eddie.*pulls Edward over to the other side of the place....*
Eddie: *quietly* take me with Ты ... *turns to Lana* Uhh... Hi...Lana....
Lana: HI EDWARD! :D
Eddie: ….Uhhh.... Hows.. um..Life...? ^^’’
//
Billy: Soo... Amy...
Amy: … Yeah?
Billy: … Hows it going?
Amy: Good... how about... you?
Billy: Fine...
//
Maylene: LET GO!
Teddy: NO!
Maylene: I JUST FIXED HER! LET HER GO!
Teddy: NOOO!
Eddie: SHUT UP OVER THERE!
Teddy: NO!
Maylene: MIINE! *tries to grab the stuffed bunny*
Teddy: *runs away with the bunny*
Maylene: *sits on the floor*
Eddie: I SWEAR TO GOD IF Ты START TO CRY--
Maylene: *sniffs*
pfftyh
/at the part where they're about to perform/
Veto: DU- Val, I’M SCARED! D:
Valencia: Don’t be! c: Its only Edd--
Veto: THATS WHY I’M SCARED! Mostly...
Valencia: … of Eddie?
Veto: Well, yeah sorta--BUT NO! Everything has to go reaaaaaaally well for them.
Valencia: …
Veto: And not so we win.
Valencia: …
Veto: … so maybe if everything goes well... *says really fast* they’ll realize that they’re totally perfect for each other, go out for like..2 years, get married, have 2 kids named Eddie Jr and Flinn, but Lana will have a miscarriage at one point,later get a divorce because Eddie is a cheating man-whore . Then Eddie will come over my -- или our --whoever's house where Eddie will come to me and then realize that hes made a huge mistake, they’ll get back together and eventually die happily together! *takes a deep breath and smiles*
Valencia: …*laughs* Wow...
Veto: ... I have too much spare time
Danny: Go dance или whatever now!
Veto: FINE
//Kitchen//
Marcus: NO Ты IDIOT! Ты don’t add the хлеб crumbs yet!
Luke: But Crindoe--
Marcus: IGNORE HER! LISTEN TO MEEEE!
Luke: Okay! Okay!
Gabe: *quietly* this is crazy...
Crindoela: *nods and continues ...stirring some sort of soup?*
~
Nylee: Can Ты pass me the flour, please?
Lily: *nods and hands her the flour*
Autumn: By the sound of it, we’re doing really well compared to the other team!
Nylee: Much еще organized. Plus we know what we’re doing.
Autumn: Yeah! We got this in the bag!
--
*dining room?*
Kitty: SOOO! Eddie!
Edward: Soo Kitty!
Kitty: Can I tell Ты something..?
Edward: Of course
Kitty: I don’t really know how to say this... but..um... Whenever I’m around you... I--
Roxanne: Hi guys! I’ll be Пение for Ты all, and Bradley and Cassie will be Актёрское искусство out some sort of play!
Billy: KAY!
Edward: Kitty?
Kitty: *smiles ..faintly* ... never mind...
Roxanne: *starts to sing something*
*after that team preformes*
Maylene: STOP IT!
Teddy: NO!
Eddie: I’m going to kill them--
Veto: SHUT THE FUCKING HELL UP Ты BASTARD. Hi. I’m going to sing.......something and Valencia will dance или whatever she сказал(-а) earlier. okay? okay.
/ after fooood./
Kitty: That was pretty gross!
Edward: Yeah.... what was that anyways?
Kitty: I think it was ham but it was really crunchy!
Luke: … it was chicken...
Billy: … that was chicken?
Luke: … yeah.... Marcus wasn't much of a help....
Danny: Sleeping Bags,, what’d Ты think of your food?
Maylene: *two thumbs up*
Teddy: Not enough chocolate! But okay!
Lana: It was yummmyyy!
Eddie: Well.. Ты know... Hhmmm....I guess I might even be able to consider it as FUCKING AWWWWWWESOMEEE
Daniel* nods* Alright... Alright... What about the performances?
Billy: Valencia and Veto did great!
Eddie: TRUE but… I have no fucking clue what the hell Bradley and Cassie and that other сука we’re doing up there.
(wait, there are probably a few mistakes up there that I can’t be bothered to fix right now, but the teams had to perform in front of both teams..since they’re in the same place just different sides...)
Roxanne: … Its... Roxanne...
Eddie: No,you’re other bitch.
Roxanne: No! I’m Roxanne!
Eddie: Other bitch.
Roxanne: Stop it!
Eddie: I’m just playin’ giiirrlll. staph being so serious
Roxanne: I don’t like being called that ._.
Danny: ...other people feel like talking?
Lana: OH I WILL! I think Roxannes voice was well, and Cassie did fine, and Bradley did okay...except for the fact that his face was redder than his hair XD
Bradley: o///o *coughs* So we ...did ...w-well...
Danny: Maylene? Teddy? Amy?
Amy: both were...lovely ^^
Teddy: Nawwh! I didn’t like that ones singing.
Roxanne: Aww :c
Danny: Soo... by the looks of it only Teddy and Maylene actually had a small fight...Sleeping Bags chicken thing was a fail, but the performance was excellent
Veto: *pokes Valencias cheek* Yeah. Excellent :3
Danny: And...No one on flashlight had a fight or...rape... and the Еда was wonderful but the performance sucked? *strokes chin* Well Ты all know what that means....
Kitty: *hugs Edward* We won!
Eddie: *knocks a vase off a table* Grr. Me angry.
Danny: Um.. Okay then... So, SB Ты guys gotta vote someone off!
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Eddie: сука I ain’t wanna vote noone off. I like my team c: Well.. maybe not all of them...... *shrugs and leaves*
Veto: ...Uhhh.... Eddie is my friend so no, Valencia is my girlfriend, so no. Crinpy is cool, so no... Lana belongs with Eddie so no... Teddy is alright.. so no... Maylene is adorable so no... Luke is too legit so no... and... GABE! YEAH! he scares the shit outta me... *votes Gabe* OH SHIT NO! *tries to wipe the card off* ohgod ;-; why the fu- Nawh, I’ll just keep quiet. We’re cool, he won't mind...
vetotalkstomuchiwonderwherehegetsthatfromnotmethatsforsure. >.>
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Confessionals,
Advice,
and all that fun stuff in the Комментарии :D
So I guess its pretty obvious on where they're going Далее episode..
but about the idea from twitdrama
I shall be using that place
but when they're less people cause my idea wont work for a big group XD
but yeah :P
sorry for all my randomositiy XD
I'm weeeeeeird
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Losing Team:
Team Sleeping Bag (SB)
Eddie
Crindoela
Valencia
Teddy
Maylene
Lana
Veto
Luke
Crystal
Gabe
Winning Team:
Team Flashlight (TF)
Cassie
Bradley
Nylee
Amy
Billy
Mariam
Autumn
Kitty
Roxanne
Edward
Lily
Yeah... so its one big part :P
And theres probably a few grammer/spelling errors cause I belong on YGS XD
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Daniel: Last time on Total Drama International,
The campers had to Дизайн clothing in Япония with certain themes. Things got a little fiesty when I added Johnny the intern in with Team Flashlight. Johnny messed up Cassies outfit which gave him the boot.
Lets hope an actual camper goes on this episode of
TOTAL
DRAMA
INTERNAAAATIONAL!
*opening plays*
(I hope to animate it eventually XD)
*everyone is at some fast Еда place getting breakfast*
Daniel: AALRIGHTY CAMPERS! Today we will be going to..
Eddie: JAPAN! No wait we were just there...
Daniel: to...
Kitty: CHINA?
Lana: ITALY
Veto: VAGINA!
Valencia: *slowly turns over to Veto* o_o
Veto: Yeah... I don’t know...
Eddie: AUSTRALIA!
Daniel: STOP GUESSING THE PLACES YOU'RE FROM!
Kitty: I’m not from China though--
Daniel: I DON’T CARE!
Veto: DUDE! Was that supposed to be a joke? Cause--
Daniel: No Veto, it just kinda happened that way
Veto: Oh......
Daniel: SO, Ты know what they mean when they say ‘Laughter is the best medicine’--
Eddie: TOAST
Daniel: SHUT UP!
Worker: *walks over to Daniel* You’re disturbing the normal people.
Daniel: Sorry?
Worker: Ты better be! *walks away*
Axel: That was rude.
Intern Luke: And Ты know what it means to be rude
Axel: THATS IT--
Daniel: INTERRRRNS STOOOOOOOOOP.. you’re all so flippin’ frustrating!
Gabe: Can we get on with this?
Kitty: Someone's cranky! :U
Gabe: W--
Intern Luke: Kitttyyy go awaaayyy
Kitty: HMPH. *crosses her arms and sits beside Edward* ...h-hi Edward...
Veto: I LIKE PIE
Daniel: Boxxy heeelpp!
Veto: NO! I hate pie!
Boxxy: *putting on eyeliner* ...One minute...
Veto: PUDDING!
Daniel: Ugh... VETO STOP SHOUTING OUT Болталка THINGS! you’re really not helping...
Veto: Okay.
Daniel: Thank you! WE ARE GOING TO BER--
Eddie: I HAVE TO PEE.
Daniel: GO PEE!
Worker: *walks over to Daniel again* Sir, I’m sorry but I have to ask Ты to leave now.
Veto: OWNED.DANNY BOY GOT OWNED BY.... SOME GUY!
Worker: Will Ты please stop yelling in my ear?
Veto: SORRY-- sorry...
Daniel: We’ll be on our way in a minute.
Worker: Now, please.
Lana: EDWARD LEFT THOUGH.
Daniel: Yeah--
Worker: DON’T MAKE ME GET MY BOSS *snaps his fingers*
Daniel: We’re leaving. C’mon Boxxy *pulls Boxxy towards the door*
Boxxy: AHH! Ты MADE ME MESS UP MY EYELINER!
*outside of the place*
Daniel: … *sighs* Ты guys...
Veto: ARE AMAZING AND Ты Любовь US?
Daniel: NO! I Любовь NONE OF YOU
Veto: *gasps* Ты HATE ME? *puts his head on Valencias shoulder* after all these years....
Daniel: ….BERLIN! OKAY! BERLIN! WE’RE GOING TO GERMANY!
Eddie: *runs outside* WILL THERE BE BEER?!
Daniel: Probably?
Eddie: Cool.... cool... RIGHT VET-- Veto?
Valencia: … hes having a moment ….
Eddie: Oh... Whats the challenge gonna be anyways?
Daniel: Let me repeat...YOU KNOW HOW THEY SAY LAUGHTER IS THE BEST MEDICINE?
Eddie: OH I GET IT!
Veto: *looks up at Eddie* I know :D
everyone else *looks over at Eddie and Veto*
Eddie: Woah..
Veto: We just had a gay moment there...
Daniel: … Okay... Moving along now... So, We’ll be going to Berlin to have a joke-off!
Lana: I LIKE JOKES!
Eddie: *all...seductively* I could Показать Ты a joke.. *facepalm* CRAP. THATS NOT WHAT I MEANT.
Veto: haha, Ты just hinted towards Ты pe--
Eddie:*covers his mouth* They all get it e_e
Daniel: WILL Ты GUYS STOP TALKING? LET NYLEE или ROXANNE или SOMEONE WHO RARELY TALKS TALK FINALLY!
Veto: SORRY.
Roxanne: …Alr--
Daniel: WOAH BOXXY, what happened to your...face?
Roxanne: ._. okay then....
Boxxy: ... *holds up a mirror* D: MY EYES!
Daniel: and I thought they looked bad before--
Boxxy: >:U *smacks Daniel*
Daniel: TO THE RVS!
/Flashlight/
Nylee: Daniel is right! I do barely get any li--
Kitty: SHHHH. I’m trying to relax
Nylee: e_e
Bradley: What do Ты think Danny means by a joke-off?
Cassie: Maybe we all have to come up with awesome jokes...
Bradley: Oh...I sure hope we don’t...
Cassie: Why not? :/
Bradley: I am not funny ._. I can’t make a joke for the life of me...
Cassie: Thats not true! You’re funny--
Kitty: LOOKING! *starts to laugh*
Bradley: D: Its my hair isn’t it! *starts playing with his hair* Its so stupid...*quietly mumbles things*
Cassie: You’re hair is fine! c:
Bradley: …
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Confessional:
Bradley: ...Cassie is so nice... *blushes* x3
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/SB/
Veto: IM GONNA POP SOME TAGS
Eddie: ONLY GOT TWENTY DOLLARS IN MY POCKET
Veto: I’M HUNTIN, LOOKIN FOR A COME-UP
Eddie: THIS IS FUCKING AAAAAWEESOME
Gabe: … do Ты guys... always sing when Ты travel?
Eddie: Pretty much yeah... *quietly* Ты do NOT want to see Veto when he is really bored
Veto: I HEARD THAT! I’m not THAT bad..
Eddie: Dude,before Ты laid flat on the floor for over an hour, got up and sat on the диван, мягкий уголок just staring at the wall, then nearly smashed my TV... not that bad?
Veto: shhhhh.
Crindoela: .. When did that creepy bloke get here?
Axel: Creepy guy has a name, and hes been here the whole time!! How amazing!
Eddie: Axel? Why are Ты here?
Axel: Theres no fucking way I’m gonna sit with Luke and Boxxy anymore.
Veto: *starts Пение Inner Ninja*
(why do I think that song Форс-мажоры him? XDMAYBE HIS THEME SONG OMGYES either way CLASSIFIED IS EPICC )
Lana: WHO YA TEXTING?
Axel: *sighs* Kaitlyn.
Lana: WHOS THAT? your giirlfrieeendd?
Axel: >:U PFFT NO! Don’t even say that!
Veto: I LIKE CATS-- wait a second.. WHOS WATCHING KITTY?
Crindoela: Shes in the oth--
Veto: Not that Kitty, my cat Kitty! If Danny and I are here....
Eddie: I’m also here!
Veto: *gets up* WHERES DANNY?!
Axel: *throws his phone across the room*
Veto: *gets hit with the phone* >.<
Axel: Oops..
Valencia: Veto! Are you--
Veto: DA FUCK?! DA FUCK Ты DO THAT FOR?!
Eddie: Dammmnn, Ты one ghetto brit.... Ты KNOW Ты SOUND WONDERFUL WHEN Ты TALK LIKE THAT. IT PLEASES MY EARS.
Axel: Okay then......My bad.
Veto: YOUR BAD? YOUR FUCKING BAD?
Valencia: Veto! >.<
Axel: Jeez, THINK OF THE CHILDREN! *points to Maylene and Teddy* Don’t be cursing man... just...CALM DOWN!
Veto: DA FUCK Ты MEAN CALM DOWN-- ughh I’m just SOOO borrrrreeeeed!!! *lays down on the floor*
Eddie: *turns to the camera* Can Ты just cut to the other RV now или something?
Cameraman: *nods*
/Flashlights/
Kitty: *sits beside Edward* HIYA EDWARD!
Edward: Hi ^^
Kitty: Watchaa doiiin?
Edward: Sketchin’ a picture
Kitty: Looks good!
Edward: ^^ thanks
Kitty: Almost as good as Ты look--
Billy: Did we stop moving?
Autumn: Feels like we did!
Billy: Wait, there is a cook here isn't there?
Autumn: Yeah...I think so...
Billy: Why? We only eat at fast Еда places или restaurants...
Autumn: ...Thats true...Huh... I guess Danny never thought of that....
Driver: Um... I’ll be back in a minute...*gets up and leaves*
Roxanne: Whats going on?
Autumn: Maybe he forgot something?
Driver: *comes back inside* … Umm... We have a flat tire... We must have hit something sharp...
Kitty: SAVE ME EDWARD! Wait, can I call Ты like... Eddie или something?
Edward: Uh--
Kitty: Okay Eddie!
*knocks on door*
Driver: Uhhhh... C-come in!
Danny: WHY’D Ты STOP!? We’re on a strict schedule
(I spelled schedule wrong and it corrected to seagull o_o damn i laughed WAAYY too hard )
Driver: Flat tire!
Danny: Oh... Um... How far until one of those places where Ты can get one??
Billy: Ты mean... Ты didn’t bring any spares?
Danny: Shut up!
Driver: A long way to go...
Danny: Where are we anyways...
(I’m aware this whole concept doesn’t make very much sense BUT oh well..)
Driver: I think we’re in France...
Danny: Well.. I’ll go make the others stop and we’ll stop in France!
/SB/
Veto: WE STOPPED MOOVING
Axel: Ты DON’T SAY!
Veto: OH SHUT UP
Danny: *walks inside* BONJOUR!
Lana: HOLA!
Danny: Non... We stopped in France!
Eddie: Ewww... That means Frenchies.
Danny: Ew? Anyways, so …. I’m pretty sure we’re in Paris.. cause the tower thingy is just over there
Veto: *put his face up against a window* WOW! thats so cool....VALVALVALVALVAL ISN’T THAT SO COOL? :D
Valencia: Its wonderful ^^
Danny: Yeah... Lets all go outside and we’ll think of some sort of challenge!
Gabe: ...But this isn’t Berlin..
Danny: Yeahh..about that.... the other RV got a flat tire … I think he ran over some glass или something...So maybe next...whatever we’ll be there!
/outside/
Roxanne: Is the challenge still the same?
Danny: Nope! Its gonna be... hmmm.. something like...GOT IT! Okay.. So its kinda hard to explain...
Eddie: LIKE A PENIS
Danny: *punches Eddies arm* knock it off!
Eddie: KAY.
Danny: Its like... Ты all know how Paris is the city of love--
Veto: in the city of looovvvvvve....
Danny: I swear to god if Ты make another reference I will kill you. Especially another Phineas and Ferb one.
Veto: *does the mouth zipper thing*
Danny: Good! So you’ll all be трещина, сплит into three groups. One group will have to perform FOR the other group. They will be put into small groups of two, или three depending on people... and they will just have to make it through ужин without killing each other или Ты know... like ...rape....and their group will be making dinner!
Nylee: We have enough people for that?
Danny: Lets see! SB has 9 people and Flashlight has 10 people...Axel! Once in a lifetime chance here... wanna be a co--
Axel: Nope.
Danny: Luke?
Intern Luke: *looks over at Gabe and evilly smiles* Nope!
Danny: Whatever I tried. .. I GOT THIS FIGURED OUT. *sighs* This challenge is stupid.. Okay! So... Performing for SB will be Valencia and Veto.
Veto: Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay ...oh shit... BOOOO NO BOOOO NO PREFORMING FOR THIS DUDE.
Danny: Performing for flashlight will be Bradley... Cassie … and I don’t know um... Roxanne!
Bradley: :..yay...
Danny: Making Еда for SB will be ...Gabe, Luke and Crindoela! and Lily, Autumn and Nylee! So that means, Eddie and Lana, Maylene and Teddy, Amy and Billy, Kitty and Edward will have to pretend couple it up!
Eddie: THIS CHALLENGE IS STUPID
Danny: Last минута challenge... k dude? Calm yourself.
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Confessional:
Kitty: Alone time with SmehEdward! booya!
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Eddie: Wait a second... *slowly looks up at the camera and slightly blushes*
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Veto: HAHAHAHAHA. Yeeeeesssssss... *punches Eddie in the arm*
Eddie: Shut up. e_e
Danny: Ты guys ready for this stupid challenge?
Kitty: BRING IT ON!
Danny: Okay...
/behind stage. SB half/
Veto: DUDE-- Val, WHAT ARE WE GONNA DO?!
Valencia: Ты could sing... and I could dance!
Veto: … WHAT SOONNNG?
Valencia: Um.. Whats one Ты know really well?
Veto: ANYTHING BY NICKI MINAJ, but... Heh... thats not...really something...I should...
Valencia: …
Veto: Uhh...
Daniel: 1 MINUTE--
Veto: poop.
Valencia: Just go with that then! I mean like, just don’t pick any horribly dirty songs XD
Veto: KAY. WAIT NO ...Okay... Panicking, don’t mind me *starts running around in circles*
Valencia: … Ты okay?
Veto: No not really, I’M GOING TO DIIIEEE
/Flashlights/
Bradley: … What are we gonna do?
Roxanne: I could sing--
Cassie: We could act something out...
Roxanne: ...or we could sing...
Bradley: … I can’t sing...
Cassie: *gasps* I got an idea!
Roxanne: Share!
/IN DA KITCHEN...oh my god...I just realized I put all girls for Flashlight in the kitchen... XDD OOPS/
Gabe: … can any of Ты guys cook?
Crindoela: …
Luke: …
Gabe: *sighs* Alright...
Danny: *walks in* CHANGE OF PLANS! The OPPOSITE team will have to eat your food... hows that?
Nylee: Fine.
Gabe: ...oh fu--
Autumn: … and this is when the cook would come in handy...
Marcus: SAY WHAT? I’d c-come in h-handy c’: WELL THATS GOOD! Cause I’m here to help Ты losers out! C’MON TEAM Ты GUYS SUCK AKA SLEEPING BAG
Gabe: Losers?
Marcus: Well yeah. If I was in this stupid show, I would win the million
Nylee: Thats good that you’re not in it then, because I’m going to win
Gabe: GUYS! Ты all know I have this in the bag
/in the place where the tables are/
Kitty: Eddie say something its all quiet!
Edward: Uhh...
Lana: *pokes Eddie* Edward Ты say something!
Eddie: … Wait a second... did Ты just call him Eddie?
Edward: And him Edward?
Kitty: Yeah....
Lana: OHMYGOSSSHHH!
Eddie: This will be confusing--
Edward: Yeah...
Kitty: … Um....Lets go over here, Eddie.*pulls Edward over to the other side of the place....*
Eddie: *quietly* take me with Ты ... *turns to Lana* Uhh... Hi...Lana....
Lana: HI EDWARD! :D
Eddie: ….Uhhh.... Hows.. um..Life...? ^^’’
//
Billy: Soo... Amy...
Amy: … Yeah?
Billy: … Hows it going?
Amy: Good... how about... you?
Billy: Fine...
//
Maylene: LET GO!
Teddy: NO!
Maylene: I JUST FIXED HER! LET HER GO!
Teddy: NOOO!
Eddie: SHUT UP OVER THERE!
Teddy: NO!
Maylene: MIINE! *tries to grab the stuffed bunny*
Teddy: *runs away with the bunny*
Maylene: *sits on the floor*
Eddie: I SWEAR TO GOD IF Ты START TO CRY--
Maylene: *sniffs*
pfftyh
/at the part where they're about to perform/
Veto: DU- Val, I’M SCARED! D:
Valencia: Don’t be! c: Its only Edd--
Veto: THATS WHY I’M SCARED! Mostly...
Valencia: … of Eddie?
Veto: Well, yeah sorta--BUT NO! Everything has to go reaaaaaaally well for them.
Valencia: …
Veto: And not so we win.
Valencia: …
Veto: … so maybe if everything goes well... *says really fast* they’ll realize that they’re totally perfect for each other, go out for like..2 years, get married, have 2 kids named Eddie Jr and Flinn, but Lana will have a miscarriage at one point,later get a divorce because Eddie is a cheating man-whore . Then Eddie will come over my -- или our --whoever's house where Eddie will come to me and then realize that hes made a huge mistake, they’ll get back together and eventually die happily together! *takes a deep breath and smiles*
Valencia: …*laughs* Wow...
Veto: ... I have too much spare time
Danny: Go dance или whatever now!
Veto: FINE
//Kitchen//
Marcus: NO Ты IDIOT! Ты don’t add the хлеб crumbs yet!
Luke: But Crindoe--
Marcus: IGNORE HER! LISTEN TO MEEEE!
Luke: Okay! Okay!
Gabe: *quietly* this is crazy...
Crindoela: *nods and continues ...stirring some sort of soup?*
~
Nylee: Can Ты pass me the flour, please?
Lily: *nods and hands her the flour*
Autumn: By the sound of it, we’re doing really well compared to the other team!
Nylee: Much еще organized. Plus we know what we’re doing.
Autumn: Yeah! We got this in the bag!
--
*dining room?*
Kitty: SOOO! Eddie!
Edward: Soo Kitty!
Kitty: Can I tell Ты something..?
Edward: Of course
Kitty: I don’t really know how to say this... but..um... Whenever I’m around you... I--
Roxanne: Hi guys! I’ll be Пение for Ты all, and Bradley and Cassie will be Актёрское искусство out some sort of play!
Billy: KAY!
Edward: Kitty?
Kitty: *smiles ..faintly* ... never mind...
Roxanne: *starts to sing something*
*after that team preformes*
Maylene: STOP IT!
Teddy: NO!
Eddie: I’m going to kill them--
Veto: SHUT THE FUCKING HELL UP Ты BASTARD. Hi. I’m going to sing.......something and Valencia will dance или whatever she сказал(-а) earlier. okay? okay.
/ after fooood./
Kitty: That was pretty gross!
Edward: Yeah.... what was that anyways?
Kitty: I think it was ham but it was really crunchy!
Luke: … it was chicken...
Billy: … that was chicken?
Luke: … yeah.... Marcus wasn't much of a help....
Danny: Sleeping Bags,, what’d Ты think of your food?
Maylene: *two thumbs up*
Teddy: Not enough chocolate! But okay!
Lana: It was yummmyyy!
Eddie: Well.. Ты know... Hhmmm....I guess I might even be able to consider it as FUCKING AWWWWWWESOMEEE
Daniel* nods* Alright... Alright... What about the performances?
Billy: Valencia and Veto did great!
Eddie: TRUE but… I have no fucking clue what the hell Bradley and Cassie and that other сука we’re doing up there.
(wait, there are probably a few mistakes up there that I can’t be bothered to fix right now, but the teams had to perform in front of both teams..since they’re in the same place just different sides...)
Roxanne: … Its... Roxanne...
Eddie: No,you’re other bitch.
Roxanne: No! I’m Roxanne!
Eddie: Other bitch.
Roxanne: Stop it!
Eddie: I’m just playin’ giiirrlll. staph being so serious
Roxanne: I don’t like being called that ._.
Danny: ...other people feel like talking?
Lana: OH I WILL! I think Roxannes voice was well, and Cassie did fine, and Bradley did okay...except for the fact that his face was redder than his hair XD
Bradley: o///o *coughs* So we ...did ...w-well...
Danny: Maylene? Teddy? Amy?
Amy: both were...lovely ^^
Teddy: Nawwh! I didn’t like that ones singing.
Roxanne: Aww :c
Danny: Soo... by the looks of it only Teddy and Maylene actually had a small fight...Sleeping Bags chicken thing was a fail, but the performance was excellent
Veto: *pokes Valencias cheek* Yeah. Excellent :3
Danny: And...No one on flashlight had a fight or...rape... and the Еда was wonderful but the performance sucked? *strokes chin* Well Ты all know what that means....
Kitty: *hugs Edward* We won!
Eddie: *knocks a vase off a table* Grr. Me angry.
Danny: Um.. Okay then... So, SB Ты guys gotta vote someone off!
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Eddie: сука I ain’t wanna vote noone off. I like my team c: Well.. maybe not all of them...... *shrugs and leaves*
Veto: ...Uhhh.... Eddie is my friend so no, Valencia is my girlfriend, so no. Crinpy is cool, so no... Lana belongs with Eddie so no... Teddy is alright.. so no... Maylene is adorable so no... Luke is too legit so no... and... GABE! YEAH! he scares the shit outta me... *votes Gabe* OH SHIT NO! *tries to wipe the card off* ohgod ;-; why the fu- Nawh, I’ll just keep quiet. We’re cool, he won't mind...
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So I guess its pretty obvious on where they're going Далее episode..
but about the idea from twitdrama
I shall be using that place
but when they're less people cause my idea wont work for a big group XD
but yeah :P
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Losing Team:
Team Sleeping Bag (SB)
Eddie
Crindoela
Valencia
Teddy
Maylene
Lana
Veto
Luke
Crystal
Gabe
Winning Team:
Team Flashlight (TF)
Cassie
Bradley
Nylee
Amy
Billy
Mariam
Autumn
Kitty
Roxanne
Edward
Lily
