EVERYBODY LINE UP AND GET ON THE GROUND NOW!! IT’S THE POLICE! I KNOW WHAT Ты DID LAST WE- LOL I’m just messing with your mind parts, IT’S PART THREE

RULES. RULES EVERYWHERE...

Ты have to answer everything, Ты CHEATER! :stare:

2. Link back to the original thing (THIS. NOT THE Далее DEVIATION, или THE ONE BEFORE .THIS. ONE. :stare:)

3. TAG SOME OF YOUR FRIENDS. THAT IS IF Ты HAVE ANY. IF NOT, THEN GO TO THE Болталка DEVIANT THINGY. BOOHOO, TOUGH LUCK, IT’S A RULE. O-O

4. Комментарий on this and link to the one Ты filled out if Ты do it, AND MAKE SURE THE PEOPLE Ты TAG DO IT. Pretty please :meow:

5. NO PEEKING AT THE Вопросы BEFORE HAND I

6. Use your own characters, или if Ты don’t have characters, use characters from a book/tv show/movie/comic/whatever Ты people use to entertain yourselves, или with the permission of the owner, someone else’s character.

DOES THISO MAKE SENSO AMIGO?! Didn’t know I could speak spanish did ya? ;D (I’m sorry if I offend anyone who speaks spanish, I’m just joking around ;-; )

I, fellow deviants, have a very particular set of skills; skills I have acquired over a very long career. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like Edward Cullen. If Ты follow these rules all the way through, that’ll be the end of it. I will not look for you, I will not pursue you. But if Ты don’t, I will look for you, I will find you, and I will eat your tater tots.

KAPISH?! CLEAR? EL CLEARO?! YES?! THEN GET DOWN THERE AND ANSWER THE DAMN QUESTIONS, SOLDIER!!

CHOOSE YOUR CHARACTERS BEFORE I CHANGE MY MIND ABOUT THOSE TATER TOTS!

1. Kendall
2. Jamie
3. Gabe
4. Geo
5. Percy
6. Reese
7. Boxxy
8. Paige
9. Dylan
10. Gavin

1. I’ve missed Ты dearly. I waited for Ты when Ты left. In your closet. Your clothes smell like tide. It’s just wonderful. OvO ANYWAY! For Вопрос number one: Characters Five and Eight just accidentally killed The Doctor!!! Turns out, Ten hardcore fangirls over The Doctor, and just found his body. How does Ten react when Seven walks in eating cheetos and says bowties are lame? ((wtf?))

Gavin: FUCK Ты BOXXY!
Boxxy: ;-; EEEEEEEEEEEE! *cries and runs away*
Gavin: eue *adjusts bow tie*

2. Character Two just got a new puppy, and Nine hates dogs. How does Nine react, along with everyone else?

Jamie: Who is a cute little puupy. ^3^ *pets the dog*
Dylan: .n.
Jamie: What?
Dylan: *shanks Jamie*

Six just asked One where Дети come from. Results?

Kendall: >:D
Reese: .3.
Kendall: Well, Дети come from sticking a dick into a vagina. Then mayo squirts out everywhere! Then man is like, "LICK THIS SHIT OFF ME BITCH!" And the woman licks it off, after she licks it the woman is like "MY TUMMY HURT! FEED ME HOE!", and the man says, "BITCH, IS Ты ON YO PERIOD?", and the woman says, "FUCK YOU, I'M PREGNANT!" And that is how Дети are made.
Reese: :OO

4. How bad is Three’s temper when they’re on their period/meriod (man period)?

Gabe: I don't approve of this question... -3-
Me: stfu Gabe

5. Everyone except for Seven and Two go to see The Hunger Games. As soon as Seven walks in, two tackles them and they begin to make out like crazy. Why does Six call them cruel, and why are Nine and Ten sobbing onto each others shoulders?

Reese: Ты CRUEL MUTHA FUCKAS!
Jamie: I swear it wasn't me! It was my twin brother!

Dylan: *crying* Tom will be depressed.
Gavin: I know right! *sob sob*

6. I just сокол punched One in the left buttock. COME AT ME ONE!! Hey! Don’t blame me! They called сказал(-а) that I didn’t have any class >_>

Kendall: o.e Who the fuck are you?

7. Eight goes out for a drink at their Избранное bar because they’re lonely, and find Ten drunk. Why?

Paige: Gavin, what the hell?
Gavin: Will Ты have sex with me Paige? *tries to Kiss Paige*
Paige: *slaps him* I have a boyfriend >:U

8. Characters Two, Four, Six, Seven, and Nine find an old, abandoned house at midnight before it’s about to storm, and Four keeps pushing everyone to go inside. Who reacts what way, and what happens when the go inside?

Geo: JUST GO IN! :U
Dylan: hee hee...thats what she said.
Reese: Dude...just no... 

Boxxy: NOOOO! ITS DARK AND SPOOKY IN THERE! D:
Jamie: This is scarier then the time Tom spooned his eyes out.. e-e

9. Character Five, I thought we agreed on today! It’s the deadline! :stare:

Percy: OH NO! I'M SORREH! WHAT DO Ты WANT ME TO DO! D:

10. Character Two chugs 17 bottles of Five час Energy. How bad is this on a scale from 1-10?

Jamie: omgomgomg! Thisislikesomuchfun! Letsdolike1600000000jumpingjacks! *starts doing jumping jacks* this is so fun!

11. TIME FOR SOME GOOD OLD FASHIONED FANGIRL DESIGNED YAOI!!! :la: >;D Give us two pairings!!! (Keep it clean, you!! :stare:)

uhm..idek.

12. Who, out of everyone, (and yes, I mean everyone ) hates who? Who does 4 hate, who does 5 hate, etc. Then give us a nice, long, juicy argument!

Kendall: I hate no one :D
Jamie: Victoria, I HATE THE MUTHA FUKKEN HOE! I'm just joking c:
Gabe: I hate everyone e-e...except Luke..He's pretty cool.
Geo: Well, I don't exactly hate her, but sometimes Ellie scares me when she threatens to shoot me.
Percy: I HATE NO ONE C:
Me: stfu Percy
Fuck this Вопрос .n.

13. Everyone decides to go out to eat, courtesy of Five, to Red Lobster. How does it go?

Percy: Еда FIGHT!

Long story short, they get kicked out the restaurant

14. TEN JUST FOUND OUT THE HAVE A SECRET IDENTICAL TWIN WHO WANTS THEM DEAD AND- OH MY GOODNESS, LOOK AT THAT KITTY!!!!! :la: :dummy:

Gavin: .n. WHAT DID I DO?

15. Three just broke into your house, ate all your bacon, and is now attempting to stab you.

Me: сука Ты better back the fuck up.
Gabe: .n. I just wanted the bacon. *runs away*

16. All of your characters take a trip to Hawaii, and while Eight and Nine go swimming, Four goes around trying to find an ice cream stand because they won’t shut up about food, Seven plays pattycake with the nearby dolphins because they can speak to animals, Ten is burying Three in sand, and we don’t know what the rest of them are doing. What are they doing? ;D

Reese: Percy! NO! Don't stick it in there!
Percy: Why not?
Reese: Who sticks a fork into a hotel room outlet?
Percy: Me c:
Jamie: *showering..idek*
Kendall: *sleeping and dreaming about Serenity*

17. One buys Ten Bieber tickets. Is this a troll, или a favor?

Everyone: Fuck Ты Gavin
Gavin D':

18. WE’VE BEEN SPOTTED!!! WE’VE BEEN CAUGHT! MAN DOWN, MAN DOWN!!!! EVERYONE, TAKE ALL THE NUTELLA Ты CAN AND GET OUT OF THERE!!!!!!

Boxxy: OMG WE ARE GETTING CHOCOLATE? :D
Paige: No Шоколад for Boxxy.
Geo: Yeah, we'll pass
Boxxy: >:U

19. How would Eight react if Nine broke their iPhone?

Dylan: Hehehe, my bad
Paige: ARGH! Ты BROKE MY IPHONE!
Dylan: it was an accident!
Paige: *slaps Dylan*

20. BRING IT IN!!! EVERYBODY!!!! EVEN THE ONES THAT HATE ME!!

Gabe: Fuck you. *runs away*
Percy: I WANT A HUG! *hugs*


WELP, now that you’re done, do your OC’s feel any different about me than last time? :la:
We hope Ты had fun during your visit!!! :la: The institution of torturing your OC’s, now selling Книги about torturing your OC’s at home! We Любовь you... OvO MMKAY. BAI.

Gabe: Nope I still hate you.
Paige: Me too.

Kendall: None of us were here last time
Percy: Yeah ;-; BUT I LIKE YOU