Le-Le-Le-Leshawna?
Harold?
Yes,so...Ummm...I was wondering....You know...
I do?
Leshawna,oh my fair Leshawna!You burn a hole in my heart!You make this skinny white boy feel like the happiest person in the world!Your beautiful eyes are so precious,like a Wittelsbach-Graff Diamond! (I googled it xD)
Cody facepalmed.
Chill,H-bomb...What do ya want?
Please,Leshawna!My Godess!My true love!My...My...
Oh,god...Harold...If Ты don't stop with the drama and start with the favor,I'm gonna hang up!
No,No!Um...Okay...Will Ты go to the ice rink with me?Tomorrow...
You already asked me that...Sorry,but...
Pleeeeeeeease...
But,I...
Pretty pleeeeeeeeease...
Alright fine!Just for an hour!
I will se Ты tomorrow,m'lady...
-She hung up...
-Well,at least Ты have a date...-Bridgette tried to make him feel better
-Yeah,you're right!H-bomb's got some gameee!
-Now,Harold,listen up!-Katie was about to give him some advice.
-Yeah,listen up!-Sadie was there for him,too.
K:No poetry!
S:No science facts!
K:No jokes!
S:No farting!
K:No mideveal talking!
S:No секунда base questions!
K:No No talking about her big butt!
S:What do Ты mean?
K:Well,she's fat...
S:Arghh!That's a personal insult to me Katie!
K:O,come on!Now it's all my fault...
-Let ME give Ты some advice!-Bridgette gave Harold a friendly tap-Be yourself,don't try to be cool,but still when Ты feel a science fact coming...Don't say it!Make her a lot of compliments,make her feel special!
A few econds of awkward silence passed by.
-That's it?-Harold was surprised.
-Yup.
-Hey,Bridgette-Cody was taking notes-Mke her a lot of compliments,make her...?
-Feel special!
Cody continued writting.
-That's for single girls!
Cody made a bored face and scratched the whole note.
-I don't know...-Harold was worried-What if she...
-She?
-Dumps me...
-Harold...
-No,Bridgette!Don't try to make me feel better!I know that I'm a disaster,that I'm annoying and that Leshawna сказал(-а) "yes" just because she doesn't wanna make me feel bad...
-Dude!-Cody got mad-Just try!Okay?It's worse not to try and wonder what it would've been like then to try and see that the fight is over!
-Yeah,you're right,Cody!
****************NEXT DAY*************************
Ding-dong
-Hello?
-M'lady...-Harold bowed-I'm here to take your daughter,Leshawna...
The old lady put her glasses on.
-Are Ты sure Ты got the house number right?Leshawna likes 'em well-built,hot and most of all-lively!And you...You're everything but that,mah boy!Ohh...Now I remember!There used to be this boy,Harold или what ever his name was...She used to "date" him 'cuz she felt bad for him...Poor boy...He must have felt bad...
-You have no idea!-Harold dropped the Розы and ran away.
-Harold!-Leshawna got to the door and screamed-Harold!Mama,what did ya do?
-That's Harold?Ohh...
-What did Ты do?
-Nothing much...Just told him that Ты don't like him...
-Wha...?But,I DO.
-Really?Listen,I know...But honey!he's a skinny,nerdy and probably poor wlil white boy!You'll marry Kevin!He's such a nice young boy!Rich,too...
-Mama,I don't just SOME boy!I want a boy that really loves me!Harold does!And i'm sorry,but...-Leshawna сказал(-а) out loud and she ran after Harold.
-Sweetie,your high heels!
Ты could hear the sound of one of the heels cracking.
-Oh,crap...

TO BE CONTINUED>>>>