1. Rip out every piercing on my one... или at least try to.
2. Call him pet names like; Princess, Sweetheart, Sunshine, Babe, Honey, Darling, Angel, and Gorgeous.
3. Play with his mohawk/ faux hawk which ever Ты prefer.
4. Steal his dog воротник and wear it around in front of him.
5. Tell him that Courtney doesn't Любовь him and never did.
6. Laugh at his girly shriek (The one in Who can Ты Trust, when Courtney pushed him).
7. Shave his unibrow... no I mean WAX his unibrow to the point where he won't have any more!
8. (in relation with #7) shave или Wax his soul patch...Mwahahaha.
9. Ask him repeatedly "Why is your torso so long?"
10. (in relation to #9) "Why do Ты even like Courtney, Huh? I say Why"
11. (in relation to #10)“Why?”
12. Poke him and when he starts yelling at you, answer, “Why?”
13. Laugh at him whenever he walks by.
14. Fall down, scream, and tell the others that he pushed you.
15. Make him listen to classical Музыка for a week.
16. Call him “Nancy” whenever Ты talk to him.
17. Whenever Ты come back from ANYTHING, say “Lucy, I’m home!”
18. Say that he’d be hotter if he didn’t have a unibrow.
19. Get him on Oprah или Dr. Phil.
20. Sign him up for one of those Extreme Makeovers.
21. Sign him up for college.
22. Sign him up for "What Not To Wear"
23. Introduce him to Chewbacca или Jar-Jar.
24. Put Harold's butt bags over his face while he is sleeping (A.N. I know that is sick but my cousin wanted it in there)
25. Lock him in a room with Celine Dion Standee's and My сердце Will Go On in the background. This time Courtney isn't there to hold his hand! Mwahahahaha HA
2. Call him pet names like; Princess, Sweetheart, Sunshine, Babe, Honey, Darling, Angel, and Gorgeous.
3. Play with his mohawk/ faux hawk which ever Ты prefer.
4. Steal his dog воротник and wear it around in front of him.
5. Tell him that Courtney doesn't Любовь him and never did.
6. Laugh at his girly shriek (The one in Who can Ты Trust, when Courtney pushed him).
7. Shave his unibrow... no I mean WAX his unibrow to the point where he won't have any more!
8. (in relation with #7) shave или Wax his soul patch...Mwahahaha.
9. Ask him repeatedly "Why is your torso so long?"
10. (in relation to #9) "Why do Ты even like Courtney, Huh? I say Why"
11. (in relation to #10)“Why?”
12. Poke him and when he starts yelling at you, answer, “Why?”
13. Laugh at him whenever he walks by.
14. Fall down, scream, and tell the others that he pushed you.
15. Make him listen to classical Музыка for a week.
16. Call him “Nancy” whenever Ты talk to him.
17. Whenever Ты come back from ANYTHING, say “Lucy, I’m home!”
18. Say that he’d be hotter if he didn’t have a unibrow.
19. Get him on Oprah или Dr. Phil.
20. Sign him up for one of those Extreme Makeovers.
21. Sign him up for college.
22. Sign him up for "What Not To Wear"
23. Introduce him to Chewbacca или Jar-Jar.
24. Put Harold's butt bags over his face while he is sleeping (A.N. I know that is sick but my cousin wanted it in there)
25. Lock him in a room with Celine Dion Standee's and My сердце Will Go On in the background. This time Courtney isn't there to hold his hand! Mwahahahaha HA
Chris:GOING THROUGH Фаны THE FASTESS!!!!!!!!!!!
Chief:Um chris?
Chris:NOT NOW!
Chief:CHRIS THEIR CUTOUTS!!!!
Izzy:OOOOOOOOO!!!!
Blaine:Um,this will be easy!!!
Gwen:ok Blaine!
JJ:who wants to help me get through?
*all boys raise their hand*
Bridgette:GEOFF!
Geoff:Oops!
Chris:Ill be timing u and the team with the less time wins a reward,2nd team gets nothing,3rd team Голоса someone off!
Sara:Oh my god!
Chris:TEAM попкорн GO!
*they run*
*after they finish*
Chris:42 seconds!TEAM AWARD GO!
*after they finish*
Chris:OUCH!59 seconds!
Sky:BULL!
Chris:If team звезда beats u u guys vote someone off!GO TEAM звезда GO!
*after they finish*
Chris:Winners are team popcorn!
Team popcorn:YAY!!!!!!!!!
Chris:And 2nd place is.......TEAM AWARD!
Team award!:YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Chris see u at elemination team star!
(if your a team звезда vot off one of these people)
Charlie
Fiona
JJ
Penny
Jake
LeShawna
Chief:Um chris?
Chris:NOT NOW!
Chief:CHRIS THEIR CUTOUTS!!!!
Izzy:OOOOOOOOO!!!!
Blaine:Um,this will be easy!!!
Gwen:ok Blaine!
JJ:who wants to help me get through?
*all boys raise their hand*
Bridgette:GEOFF!
Geoff:Oops!
Chris:Ill be timing u and the team with the less time wins a reward,2nd team gets nothing,3rd team Голоса someone off!
Sara:Oh my god!
Chris:TEAM попкорн GO!
*they run*
*after they finish*
Chris:42 seconds!TEAM AWARD GO!
*after they finish*
Chris:OUCH!59 seconds!
Sky:BULL!
Chris:If team звезда beats u u guys vote someone off!GO TEAM звезда GO!
*after they finish*
Chris:Winners are team popcorn!
Team popcorn:YAY!!!!!!!!!
Chris:And 2nd place is.......TEAM AWARD!
Team award!:YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Chris see u at elemination team star!
(if your a team звезда vot off one of these people)
Charlie
Fiona
JJ
Penny
Jake
LeShawna
Chris: Okay everybody, whoever dosnt get a pokeball with a berry in it will be elemanated! The pokeballs go to Ryan,C.Rose,Desiree,Mack,Crystal l.,Gemz,Jake,Terra,Brock,Duncan,May and Sarah.
Everyone who got a pokeball: YES!
Chris: Okay, Noah and Owen. Ты two are the only people pokemon things that didnt get a pokeball. And one of Ты will be voted off, tonight well really its 5:00 so i dont know if its really night или not but still one of Ты will be voted off. And the last pokeball goes to....
Chef: серовато-коричневый, dun, дун серовато-коричневый, dun, дун DUNNNNN!
Chris: *glares at chef* the last pokeball goes to Noah!
Owen: Awww man! Why did Ты guys vote me off?
Mack: Cause Ты Остаться в живых the challange for us!
Ryan: And Ты piss me off.
Owen: AW CRUD. WELL BYE GUYS AND GALS!
*Owen goes in the jet of sadness*
Chris: Stay tuned for the Далее episode of TOTAL DRAMA POKE-MON!
Everyone who got a pokeball: YES!
Chris: Okay, Noah and Owen. Ты two are the only people pokemon things that didnt get a pokeball. And one of Ты will be voted off, tonight well really its 5:00 so i dont know if its really night или not but still one of Ты will be voted off. And the last pokeball goes to....
Chef: серовато-коричневый, dun, дун серовато-коричневый, dun, дун DUNNNNN!
Chris: *glares at chef* the last pokeball goes to Noah!
Owen: Awww man! Why did Ты guys vote me off?
Mack: Cause Ты Остаться в живых the challange for us!
Ryan: And Ты piss me off.
Owen: AW CRUD. WELL BYE GUYS AND GALS!
*Owen goes in the jet of sadness*
Chris: Stay tuned for the Далее episode of TOTAL DRAMA POKE-MON!
Eh,no part 2.....I'm bored with it-___-
Sorry to that one person who read it.
Better luck Далее time,huh?
........…..........................eat еще waffles,they're good for the soul.
Tell your mom I had a great time last night;)
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Here's a Список of the following things I don't like:
Green Day
Marvel Comics
Belly Buttons
The word ain't
Most People I see on the street
Having to be 'that guy'
Public Pools
Dropping change in the grass
Robin Williams
Nickelback
Really bad boob jobs
Cold water hitting my teeth
Red Meat
When a small child bites me
Waking up and having something stuck to my face
You.
Nom.Nom.Nom.Nom
Sorry to that one person who read it.
Better luck Далее time,huh?
........…..........................eat еще waffles,they're good for the soul.
Tell your mom I had a great time last night;)
....................................................................................................
Here's a Список of the following things I don't like:
Green Day
Marvel Comics
Belly Buttons
The word ain't
Most People I see on the street
Having to be 'that guy'
Public Pools
Dropping change in the grass
Robin Williams
Nickelback
Really bad boob jobs
Cold water hitting my teeth
Red Meat
When a small child bites me
Waking up and having something stuck to my face
You.
Nom.Nom.Nom.Nom
Chris: So... looks like Ты guys forgot the sunscreen. Anyways. Nobody won! Your all unable to go to the пляж, пляжный and have a good time!
So vote....
*Confessional*
Zoey: I vote off Andrea! She's nothing but a bully!
Ray: *whispers* Andrea, please!
Storm: OWWWWWWWWWWW! WATER HURTS!
Mizzie: OK, well i didnt really go to the beach. But I heard what she's doing to Zoey. SHE"S LEAVING!
Jar3d: ICE POP!
Addrey: *Picking at back* I think I got sand down my shirt!
*End of confessionals*
Chris:
Alejandro,Harold, Mizzie,Melody, Annie, Ray, Lucas, Jar3d, Addrey, Storm.
Final two are....
Andrea and Zoey.
But tough luck, kid. Andrea you're going.
Andrea: WHAT?! I CAN'T LEAVE! I'LL MAKE THEM PAY ONE BY ONE IF I HAVE TO! ESPECIALLY YOU, RAY!
Chris: Well, that was weird.
2 B CONTINUED
So vote....
*Confessional*
Zoey: I vote off Andrea! She's nothing but a bully!
Ray: *whispers* Andrea, please!
Storm: OWWWWWWWWWWW! WATER HURTS!
Mizzie: OK, well i didnt really go to the beach. But I heard what she's doing to Zoey. SHE"S LEAVING!
Jar3d: ICE POP!
Addrey: *Picking at back* I think I got sand down my shirt!
*End of confessionals*
Chris:
Alejandro,Harold, Mizzie,Melody, Annie, Ray, Lucas, Jar3d, Addrey, Storm.
Final two are....
Andrea and Zoey.
But tough luck, kid. Andrea you're going.
Andrea: WHAT?! I CAN'T LEAVE! I'LL MAKE THEM PAY ONE BY ONE IF I HAVE TO! ESPECIALLY YOU, RAY!
Chris: Well, that was weird.
2 B CONTINUED
Chasia:Aloha *flips hair**grabs blowhorn*EVERYONE WAKE UP,AND GET IN YOUR SWIM SUITES!!
Rayven:Mother fucker!
*everyone walks outside in they're swim suites*
Jared:Girls are hot in they're swim suites
Trent:Ditto!
Harold:I секунда that!
Aydan:Hm *slaps all three of them*
J,H+T:OW!!!
Chasia:Today is...blind dates!!
Every girls but Rayven,Aydan and Penny:EEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!
Aydan:I think Lindsay got Остаться в живых in the forest..
Rayven:Me too
Penny:Yeah
Chasia:Today,the dates are пляж, пляжный themed!!
Jared:Are Ты serious?
Trent:*whispers to Jared*At least us 2 are surrounded by hot girls!
Harold:What do Ты mean Ты 2??
Trent:See,you are like a girl,a very wimpy sun-of-a-man :)
Jared: :3
Harold:GAWSH!!
Rayven:Mother fucker!
*everyone walks outside in they're swim suites*
Jared:Girls are hot in they're swim suites
Trent:Ditto!
Harold:I секунда that!
Aydan:Hm *slaps all three of them*
J,H+T:OW!!!
Chasia:Today is...blind dates!!
Every girls but Rayven,Aydan and Penny:EEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!
Aydan:I think Lindsay got Остаться в живых in the forest..
Rayven:Me too
Penny:Yeah
Chasia:Today,the dates are пляж, пляжный themed!!
Jared:Are Ты serious?
Trent:*whispers to Jared*At least us 2 are surrounded by hot girls!
Harold:What do Ты mean Ты 2??
Trent:See,you are like a girl,a very wimpy sun-of-a-man :)
Jared: :3
Harold:GAWSH!!
Chris:Hi,Chris here for another exciting season of Total Drama!You know Courtney,Noah,Owen,Gwen,Duncan,D.j,Bridgette,Geoff,Trent,Izzy,Tyler,and Heather!But now we have 16 new characters! Bridgette:NO WAY!!! Chris:Shhhhhhhhhhhh!!! We have Emily,Mack,Rikky,Rochelle,Penny,Jake,Sam,Ray,Jake,Phil,Helena,Kylie,Mizzy,Avan,and Jaxon!NOw we are in a rain Forest as Ты can see sothe teams are...THe killer snakes are:Trent,Izzy,Jaxon,Kylie,Emily,Heather,Avan,Noah,Rochelle,Avan,Bridgette,Geoff,and Helena!THe screaming рыба are:Penny,Jake,Owen,Duncan,D.j,Tyler,Ray,Gwen,Mizzy,Mack,Rikky,Faith,and Sam!Now theChallenge is... Part 2 coming soon!!!
chris:last time on total drama dynamite...our contestants had to swim!but kate couldn't so it was bye bye kate....who will be the winner?!find out now on total drama dynamite!the FINAL 2:megan,and selena!with everyone else voted off...these are our 2 finalists!
chris approached megan and selena:your FINAL challange a battle over a boiling pot of lava!
selena pushed megan off...
chris:selena wins total drama dynamite!
congratulations selena!(aka duncanxgwenyay)
chris:now..this season is FINNALLY OVER!
chris approached megan and selena:your FINAL challange a battle over a boiling pot of lava!
selena pushed megan off...
chris:selena wins total drama dynamite!
congratulations selena!(aka duncanxgwenyay)
chris:now..this season is FINNALLY OVER!
chris:last time on total drama dynamite....our contestants had to run against their will,and aydan cheated,and got elimnated..there is 5 contestants left:kari,nicole,megan,kate,and selena...who will avoid elimnation?!find out now on total drama dynamite!
chris approached the contestants:today's challenge....a water gun war!the one hit gets eliminated!
he handed everyone their guns,and kari got hit.
chris:see ya sister!
chris:4 contestants left...one winner..who will win find out Далее time on total drama dynamite!
chris approached the contestants:today's challenge....a water gun war!the one hit gets eliminated!
he handed everyone their guns,and kari got hit.
chris:see ya sister!
chris:4 contestants left...one winner..who will win find out Далее time on total drama dynamite!
