Created by 12345sweergirl54321
Ты can found this in quizilla (H)
AUTHORS NOTE: first fic ive ever wrote... go easy on meh kaY? and YES i know its stupid so Ты donthave to tell me -.-
Courtney's phone rang. It was somewhere around 10 pm. She looked at the callers ID... KATIE. Why the hell would Katie call her in this time of the day? She picked it up.
"Hello?"
"OMIGOSH, cortney is that you?"
"yes... what is it?"
"well Sadie and I just saw this totally awesome movie named 'Twilight'..."
"And why are Ты telling me this again?"
"OMG Ты dont remember the book?"
"You mean the one about Edward Coolen?
"YES, Edward CULLEN"
"I never knew they made a movie"
"sadie: (in the BG) nd it was totally awesome!
katie: sadie we are so BFFFL!
BOTH: EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!"
Courtney hung up. Then she quickly dialed a number.
"Hi, youve reached duncan... just tell me who the f*** Ты are and what the hell Ты want and i will call Ты back if i feel like it..."
"OMG Duncan i just found out about an awesome movie named 'Twilight'...nvm just call me tomorrow.. bye"
Duncans blackbarry(sp?) was on the floor, under a bunch of CDs and clothes while he was sitting in a chair and drooling over his computer screen
~ * ~
"Twilight? since when do Ты like that kind of movies, hotstuff?"
"Oh just shut up and go buy the tickets" courtney giggled, not willing to tell Duncan whats the movie about.
"You know i never buy ANYTHING" Duncan smirked "Ill just ...
"NO!"
"Well i dont think i could just go and buy them... because i dont HAVE ANY money"
"WHAT???"
"Oh come on ive never paid for a ticket since i was 10 ... AAAAAAAAAAND i know youre DYING (sp?) to watch that movie"
"FINE! Ты WIN!"
"OKAY , -he chuckled - just wait right here"
COURTNEYS POV
"Why did i come here with HIM? i could have just came by myself!"
"Because Ты LIIIIIIKE him"
"i do NOT!"
"ALRIGHT, Ты LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOVE him"
"Just shut up"
NORMAL POV
"C'mon the Фильмы about to start... sure youre not scared?"
"YES! I am scared youll send us BOTH to PRISON if Ты keep stealing EVERYTHING!"
"Just, chill Prin- WAIT? why am I the only guy thats not wearing pink?"
"Umm... dunno" Courtney lied
"And why are there KIDS in here? Twilight doesnt sound hardcore, but KIDS???"
"Can we just take our seats?"
"k, fine"
LITTLE GIRL:"Mommy, the man sitting Далее to me is scary..."
DUNCANS POV
"OKAY this is weird... Theres a 11 год old sitting Далее to me! Its f***ing annoying! GOD i hate waiting! ... FINALY! ... ("put dieing in place of someone i love, that would be terrible. atleast I...) wait... WHAT???" This is supposed to be about DEATH VIOLENCE CHAINSAWS HOOKS!!! Not ROMANCE, FLUFF, HEARTS AND GAYNESS!!! I hate this shit! Is that fag wearing lipstick? NO THERES NO WAY IM WATCHIN THIS CRAP!"
"Pri-"
"slhhhhhhhhh!"
*"GREAT JUST GREAT NOW I... waaaaaait a sec, while shes focused on the gay-ass movie,i could just rest my eyes"*
NORMAL POV
While Duncan was staring at Courtney, to his suprise he herd the vampire say "Are Ты ready to see my true form"
He couldnt believe his ears.
"Hey" he though "maybe it will be smething worth seeing... wait, glitter skin? WTF? CAN THIS GET ANY GAYER??? Is this supposed to make little girls horny? Im pretty sure it IS! GOD i hate this movie! And the chick is ugly!If a naked slut doesnt run over the screen i swear im going to EXPLODE!
FINALY, ITS OVER!
"I cant believe Ты liked that movie! IT WAS THE LONGEST GAYEST SHIT EVER!
*SMACK!*
"Hey what was that for?"
"Thats for staring at ME instead of the MOVIE"
"So? The Фильмы boring and youre hot!"
"Pervert!"
"Whatever" Duncan rolled his eyes
"Will Ты take me Главная или should i call a cab?"
"The first one."
They both got in Duncans car
"Is this car even yours?"
"Yea, why?"
"Just checking"
"Will Ты ever relax, youre so uptight all the time *roll eyes*"
"NO! as long as theres a reason for the cops to be after us, NO!
"K fine'
"Just keep your eyes on THE ROAD!"
"I сказал(-а) FINE!"
~ * ~
"Home sweet home!"
She noticed theres a note on the fridge so she went to read it
"Dear Courtney,
Well be away for the Далее 7 days, but dont worry we left Ты Еда in the fridge... just read the stickers. And if Ты need money Поиск your underwear drawer.
LOVE, MOM AND DAD"
"looks like were aaall alone" duncan chuckled while turning the TV on and sitting on a TV chair.
"What the hell are Ты doing inhere?"
"My cars outta gas..."
"So? Why should i care? i dont care!"
"Oh yes Ты do, because Ты like me!"
"I do NOT!"
"Yea yeah drop the act youre not convincing ANYONE! plus Ты owe me for making me watch that lame excuse for a movie! "
"UGH! Ты didnt even watch it!"
"true, but Ты STILL made me watch it" we smirked
"FINE! But if Ты even TRY anything ill throw Ты out the window"
TO BE CONTINUED
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Duncan: Can Ты update this sooner, im STARVING!
me: Ты should be happy i made courtney stay!
Duncan: oh come ON!
Courtney: were Ты trying to bribe a future-decider?
me: erm... no he wasnt.
Courtney: GOOD!
Duncan: Ill give Ты green hair-paint (if thats wat its called? xD)
me: gee im only 12, but sure ill think about convincing her...
Duncan: na-a first convince her, THEN i give Ты my hair-paint
me: k... and no pressure bro-bro.
Ты can found this in quizilla (H)
AUTHORS NOTE: first fic ive ever wrote... go easy on meh kaY? and YES i know its stupid so Ты donthave to tell me -.-
Courtney's phone rang. It was somewhere around 10 pm. She looked at the callers ID... KATIE. Why the hell would Katie call her in this time of the day? She picked it up.
"Hello?"
"OMIGOSH, cortney is that you?"
"yes... what is it?"
"well Sadie and I just saw this totally awesome movie named 'Twilight'..."
"And why are Ты telling me this again?"
"OMG Ты dont remember the book?"
"You mean the one about Edward Coolen?
"YES, Edward CULLEN"
"I never knew they made a movie"
"sadie: (in the BG) nd it was totally awesome!
katie: sadie we are so BFFFL!
BOTH: EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!"
Courtney hung up. Then she quickly dialed a number.
"Hi, youve reached duncan... just tell me who the f*** Ты are and what the hell Ты want and i will call Ты back if i feel like it..."
"OMG Duncan i just found out about an awesome movie named 'Twilight'...nvm just call me tomorrow.. bye"
Duncans blackbarry(sp?) was on the floor, under a bunch of CDs and clothes while he was sitting in a chair and drooling over his computer screen
~ * ~
"Twilight? since when do Ты like that kind of movies, hotstuff?"
"Oh just shut up and go buy the tickets" courtney giggled, not willing to tell Duncan whats the movie about.
"You know i never buy ANYTHING" Duncan smirked "Ill just ...
"NO!"
"Well i dont think i could just go and buy them... because i dont HAVE ANY money"
"WHAT???"
"Oh come on ive never paid for a ticket since i was 10 ... AAAAAAAAAAND i know youre DYING (sp?) to watch that movie"
"FINE! Ты WIN!"
"OKAY , -he chuckled - just wait right here"
COURTNEYS POV
"Why did i come here with HIM? i could have just came by myself!"
"Because Ты LIIIIIIKE him"
"i do NOT!"
"ALRIGHT, Ты LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOVE him"
"Just shut up"
NORMAL POV
"C'mon the Фильмы about to start... sure youre not scared?"
"YES! I am scared youll send us BOTH to PRISON if Ты keep stealing EVERYTHING!"
"Just, chill Prin- WAIT? why am I the only guy thats not wearing pink?"
"Umm... dunno" Courtney lied
"And why are there KIDS in here? Twilight doesnt sound hardcore, but KIDS???"
"Can we just take our seats?"
"k, fine"
LITTLE GIRL:"Mommy, the man sitting Далее to me is scary..."
DUNCANS POV
"OKAY this is weird... Theres a 11 год old sitting Далее to me! Its f***ing annoying! GOD i hate waiting! ... FINALY! ... ("put dieing in place of someone i love, that would be terrible. atleast I...) wait... WHAT???" This is supposed to be about DEATH VIOLENCE CHAINSAWS HOOKS!!! Not ROMANCE, FLUFF, HEARTS AND GAYNESS!!! I hate this shit! Is that fag wearing lipstick? NO THERES NO WAY IM WATCHIN THIS CRAP!"
"Pri-"
"slhhhhhhhhh!"
*"GREAT JUST GREAT NOW I... waaaaaait a sec, while shes focused on the gay-ass movie,i could just rest my eyes"*
NORMAL POV
While Duncan was staring at Courtney, to his suprise he herd the vampire say "Are Ты ready to see my true form"
He couldnt believe his ears.
"Hey" he though "maybe it will be smething worth seeing... wait, glitter skin? WTF? CAN THIS GET ANY GAYER??? Is this supposed to make little girls horny? Im pretty sure it IS! GOD i hate this movie! And the chick is ugly!If a naked slut doesnt run over the screen i swear im going to EXPLODE!
FINALY, ITS OVER!
"I cant believe Ты liked that movie! IT WAS THE LONGEST GAYEST SHIT EVER!
*SMACK!*
"Hey what was that for?"
"Thats for staring at ME instead of the MOVIE"
"So? The Фильмы boring and youre hot!"
"Pervert!"
"Whatever" Duncan rolled his eyes
"Will Ты take me Главная или should i call a cab?"
"The first one."
They both got in Duncans car
"Is this car even yours?"
"Yea, why?"
"Just checking"
"Will Ты ever relax, youre so uptight all the time *roll eyes*"
"NO! as long as theres a reason for the cops to be after us, NO!
"K fine'
"Just keep your eyes on THE ROAD!"
"I сказал(-а) FINE!"
~ * ~
"Home sweet home!"
She noticed theres a note on the fridge so she went to read it
"Dear Courtney,
Well be away for the Далее 7 days, but dont worry we left Ты Еда in the fridge... just read the stickers. And if Ты need money Поиск your underwear drawer.
LOVE, MOM AND DAD"
"looks like were aaall alone" duncan chuckled while turning the TV on and sitting on a TV chair.
"What the hell are Ты doing inhere?"
"My cars outta gas..."
"So? Why should i care? i dont care!"
"Oh yes Ты do, because Ты like me!"
"I do NOT!"
"Yea yeah drop the act youre not convincing ANYONE! plus Ты owe me for making me watch that lame excuse for a movie! "
"UGH! Ты didnt even watch it!"
"true, but Ты STILL made me watch it" we smirked
"FINE! But if Ты even TRY anything ill throw Ты out the window"
TO BE CONTINUED
--------------------------------
Duncan: Can Ты update this sooner, im STARVING!
me: Ты should be happy i made courtney stay!
Duncan: oh come ON!
Courtney: were Ты trying to bribe a future-decider?
me: erm... no he wasnt.
Courtney: GOOD!
Duncan: Ill give Ты green hair-paint (if thats wat its called? xD)
me: gee im only 12, but sure ill think about convincing her...
Duncan: na-a first convince her, THEN i give Ты my hair-paint
me: k... and no pressure bro-bro.
max:oh,before Ты jump,i have to tell Ты something.3 things,actually!first of all, im not going with you,so to tell Ты the challenges,here are some wlki-talkis! секунда of all,let me announce the teams.elizabeth,tiffany,lia,katherine,and jacki,your on the SREAMING SQUIRRLES! violet,phil,izabel,yuri,and alex are on the KILLER CROCS!alex:cool! max:and third of all,jacki,watch out for the вверх of the door! *jacki bumps her head* jacki:oh my god,im SMART! alex:yeah,right!prove it,whats 345 devided by 67? jacki:5.14925373134! alex:*pulls out calculater*WOW,SHE'S RIGHT! TEENS:*GASP!!!* max:now jump!! teens as their falling:AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! *CRASH* Далее TIME, FIND OUT WHO DIED!
*Trent&Heather kiss*
Gwen:AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Trent:that was awesome!
Heather:he tastes like homo sexual
Courtney:how do u know what homo sexual taste like?
Duncan:Courtney its like the time u told me i tasted like marshmellows
Heather:U ALL ARE FREAKS!
Duncan:HAY EVERYONE HEATHER KNOWS WHAT HOMO SEXUAL TASTE LIKE!
Trent:theres nothing wronge with being a homo sexual
Gwen:ur a homo sexual?
Trent:Yes
Gwen:DAMMIT!
Trent:sorry
Gwen:ok Harold ur my new bf
Harold:sure
Lashawna:what bout me?
Harold:YES I GET 2 GIRLFRIENDS!
Trent:make that 2 girlfriends and a boyfriend
Harold:sorry Trent no thanks
Trent:NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Izzy:IM CRAZY!
Chris:FUCK U ALL, IM DONE HERE!
well Trent died alone AGAIN, like in my last story, hope u enjoyed, and there is NOTHING wronge with homo sexuals, im NOT a homo sexual, i was just talking to my friend, and i made up this story, hope u enjoyed!
Gwen:AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Trent:that was awesome!
Heather:he tastes like homo sexual
Courtney:how do u know what homo sexual taste like?
Duncan:Courtney its like the time u told me i tasted like marshmellows
Heather:U ALL ARE FREAKS!
Duncan:HAY EVERYONE HEATHER KNOWS WHAT HOMO SEXUAL TASTE LIKE!
Trent:theres nothing wronge with being a homo sexual
Gwen:ur a homo sexual?
Trent:Yes
Gwen:DAMMIT!
Trent:sorry
Gwen:ok Harold ur my new bf
Harold:sure
Lashawna:what bout me?
Harold:YES I GET 2 GIRLFRIENDS!
Trent:make that 2 girlfriends and a boyfriend
Harold:sorry Trent no thanks
Trent:NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Izzy:IM CRAZY!
Chris:FUCK U ALL, IM DONE HERE!
well Trent died alone AGAIN, like in my last story, hope u enjoyed, and there is NOTHING wronge with homo sexuals, im NOT a homo sexual, i was just talking to my friend, and i made up this story, hope u enjoyed!