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Total drama crazy!!!!!!!!!!!! Eposode 1! "Total drama circus part1!"

posted by 123Jordan

Chris: Hi every one this is total drama Crazy! This season I brought 16 teens! we will be riding on one train to do some CRAZY stuff! haha get it! Our teens are comeing out of this airplane cause they are comeing from around the world! But don't worry, we made sure they speek english! Here comes to plane! *plane lands* Ok we brought 2 people back to the show! Let's welcome Heather and cody!! *Cody and heather come out**cody bumps into heather*
Heather: aw! Watch it! I'm going back in
Cody: sorry
Chris: And we got some new contestents. Penny,lulu, and Ray! *Penny, Lulu, and луч, рэй step out of the Plane*
Lulu: There u are cody!!!!!!! *hugs Cody*
Cody: not on t.v!!!* pushes her back
Lulu: ok!
Penny: Jake!!!!!!! Come out!!!
Jake: Not yet chef has to tell me to get out.
Penny: oh........ ok! Chris can u tell chef to let Jake out please!
Chris:Sorry. I got to go by the scipe.
Ray: Scrip???? what scipe???
Chris: this one! *holds up a pice of papper*
Ray: oh! Sorry.
Chris: Далее is Annie, Heather, Jake!*Jake steps out of plane*
Penny: Yey! Jake! *runs and hugs Jake*
Jake: Эй, hunny! *heather steps out of plane*
Heather: oh! what a dump!
chris: Ты haveing even seen the train yet!*Annie steps out of plane*
Annie: I can't belive i'm on tv!!!! It's cody!!!! *hugs cody* *Lulu pushes annie*
Lulu: no no girly! He's mine!
Annie: what do u mean?
Lulu: Me and cody are dating.
Annie: Huh???
Hather: wow! she's Dumb!
Chris: Далее is Jax,Rochelle, and Sam!!!!!!!*Jax,Rochelle, and Sam step out of the plane*
Sam: What a dump!
Heather: That's what i said!
Chris: Далее is Jordan,Zoey,Sarah! *Sarah,Jordan,Zoey step out of the plane*
Sarah: Lulu!!!!!
Lulu: Sarah!!!! *lulu and sarah hugs*
Sarah: I see your boy friend is here!
Lulu: yeah i know!
Sam and heather: Wow!!!!
Chris: Далее is Rayven,Gabriella,Jar3d!*Rayven,Gabriella,Jar3d step out of the plane*
Rayven: What a dump!
Sam and heather: That's what we said!
Chris now that your all here fallow me!!!!!!!

Chris: It's time for the teams this chart up here will tell u what team yuor on team Болталка или team funny!
Team Болталка Team Funny
Lulu      Jake
Sarah     Ray
Cody      Heather
Zoey     Rochelle
Annie      Sam
Rayven     Gabriella
Jax     Jar3d
Jordan     Penny
Lulu: I'm on the same team as Cody and Sarah!!!!!
Sarah: Yey!!
Jake: Yes on the same team as Penny!
Penny: Yey!!!
Heather: Sam look we are with the smart kid!
Sam: Great!
Rayven: Well it beets staying with the dumb girl Annie.
Heather: Been there, done that.
Chris ok today we are going to the circus!!!
ALL: WHAT!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?
Heather: But it's dark out!
Chris: ok ok we'll do it tommorw! Get's some sleep!
Rayven: in here? No team Funny is in here team Болталка is in the room over there!! *Points to a door*
Rayven: *Open's door* Great!

CHris: We are here!!!!
Lulu: Yay!!!!!!!!!
Heather: what's so go about it?
Jake; maby she could vote Ты off.
Heather: she isn't even on our team.
Jake: Then i will.
Heather: I don't care!
Chris: Your chalange is starting!

Chris: Ты have to start a circus!
ALL: WHAT!!!!!!!!!!!

Seastar4374 lol thats good and funny. luv it.

TDItwin lol i love my bit update like now plz plz plz plz plz plz plz plz

Seastar4374 I didn't talk but still I lued it

TDItwin lol back of annie im dateing cody hehehehehehehehehehe sorry owner of annine by=tw i luves it XD

123Jordan part 2 will post tommorow or thursday

Seastar4374 ok

CourtneyGirl awesome <3 :D

agtimm lol!!!!!!!!! I LOVE CODY!

dXcFan14 I LOVE THIS! ^____^

trent and kari plus fangirls! yikes...

posted by KARIxTRENT

kari was polishing her motorcycle when trent ran in her гараж screaming:HELP!FANGIRLS!
(he hid behind kari)
kari was his girlfriend.
sam laughed 'ARE Ты HIDING YOUR BOYFRIEND?!
HA!
kari looked pissed 'SUE ME!'
sam was her very cousin.
fangirls:EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!
kari let out her pitbulls 'butch and pudgy'.
the fangirls ran.
but trent's biggest Фан was still there and recited the poem 'your hair is black my сердце is blue, I will stuff Ты with rags and sew Ты in two!'
kari blocked trent from her
dont make me hurt you!
she cracked her knuckles.
and the girl peed her pants.
trent was parayzled kari...

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Broken When I'm Lonesome part 7: Kiss Hangovers and News

posted by 7thGradeGenius

Courtney's POV: I awoke the Далее morning, and I was having the WORST hangover ever. But it was rather odd; I didn't drink last night.

I sat up and pet my hair. My cell phone rang on its night stand, and I flipped it open and answered it. "Hello?"

"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!" came Bridgette and Gwen's high-pitched shrieks.

"AHH WHAT THE HELL?" I laughed.

"OMG we know about last night!" Gwen gushed.

"Yea, I went to a party, had soda, and danced and sang. Get over it."

"No, we're talking about Duncan." Bridgette put emphasis on his name. "Ya know, between Ты and him...."

"What?" I giggled. "All we did was...

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Broken When I'm Lonesome Part 6: Vampire Roulette and "Dates"

posted by 7thGradeGenius

Coutrney's POV: I sat on my постель, кровати the Далее morning, brushing my thick brown hair. I had a bad headache from screaming at Duncan and crying like a maniac, but I don't know if I can trust him. I mean, I've hated him since we met, but there was a small sliver of trust, and now there's none.

I tossed the brush across the room and grunted. Stupid Saturdays. Wait, at least I don't have to school with that vampire. Yea, being a vampire and doing a Сообщить on them is very smart. Smooth move, Duncan. At least I picked a historical book author.

I laid on my постель, кровати and played through the Список of contacts on my...

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HARDCORE STRAIGHTEDGE LEGACY ep 1

posted by dxarmy423

*its about 3 pm at macks house*

*somebody knocks on the door*

Mack: doors open

*harold and owen walk in*

Owen: Эй, whatcha doing
Mack: playing wrestling on PS3
Harold: sweet whos fighting
Mack: its Matt морган vs. Mick foley vs. Suicide
Harold: Sweet can I play
Mack: yeah ok
Owen: I call matt morgan
Harold: Im freakin awesome as foley
Mack: fime I guess I get suicide
Mack: oh and its anything goes
Owen: just great Ты always win
Mack: yeah
Harold: I remeber Ты pinned me in like 2 minutes
Mack: yeah

*the video games starts to play*

Announcer: the folloring contest is a no holds barred triple threat mach scheduled...

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"Suspenseful" A poem by TDA's Kiyurie Chan... *about the TDA finale*

posted by Mp4girl

Omigod. I probably went to www.totaldramaaction.com ten times to vote for Duncan... ^^ So, please. If Ты would please do me a favor, would Ты –if Ты haven’t already- vote for Duncan...? Please... it would make me so happy if he won!
If Ты still aren’t convinced, this is my Поэзия at its special...

“It’s been the whole season...
It’s passed so fast.
But there is a reason...
We should make TDA last.

It’s TDA I love, TDA that I’ll miss.
As long as I can think of...
If Ты don’t know why I’m saying this
READ THE VERSE ABOVE! ^^

The episodes are all exciting
All twenty-five; agree?
TDA’s...

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Duncan and Miranda Chapter 2

posted by potterandtdi

Duncan

'Her eyes. It hit me. The girl I was on had the most beautiful eyes I'd ever seen. Now she's holding on to my waist. On my motorcycle.MY motorcycle. Not Geoff's, not Trent's. MINE. I wanted to stare into those eyes. I really do. I hope she feels the same way.' I thought in my head. I peek out of my daydreams and see my house. I park behind my dad's car. I get off my motorcycle. She sits there. She stares beyond my house. To the graveyard nextdoor. "Oh, don't mind that. It's not that spooky." I tell her. I try to get her to focus. She looks like she's possessed. I wonder what's wrong.

Miranda...

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total drama dynamite episode 5

posted by KARIxTRENT

chris:last time on tdd..
sadie got voted off!
rayentte was listening to music.
gordon:hey watcha listin to?
raynette showed him.
gordon:I Любовь this song!
rayntte:so do I.
(they both smiled and inched closer and kissed)
trent was massing karis shoulders.
confessions of trent:
on a scale of 1 to 10.. the chick is a 20!
smart,cool,hot,pretty and indpendant, I think I am in love..
(he Любовь sighed)
rayennte and gordon were holding hands.
lindsay:aww...
they are so hooked up!
trent:lindsay they were already hooked up.
lindsay:ohh..
kari:nice rayntte.
(they high fived)

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I'll Показать him Chapter 1 & 2

posted by bubblegum05

Duncan and Courtney in the bar

Chapter 1- Crazy Crooked Car

I was in my car when it all started. It was freezing outside, and the sun was down. Something wasn't right. The хобот, ствол started shaking by its self. Something had jumped onto the back of my car and was going through the window. In a flash he jumped up at me. "AHHHHHHHHHHHH!" I screamed. "Duncan! Ты nearly gave me a сердце attack!" He was laughing so hard his nose piercing looked like it was about to come apart. That would of been funny. "Oh!" He laughed," Did i scare Ты princess?" I gave him the look i always did when i was mad at him. "No." I sighed, "If Ты need...

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Miranda and Duncan chapter one

posted by potterandtdi

I walked down the улица, уличный with my black Converse clopping on the pavement. I hear a faint bang but ignore it. I hear it again, but a little louder. Someone pushes me off the sidewalk and into a nearby alleyway. I open my eyes and see a handsom man on вверх of me. He has a green mohawk topping his jet black hair. His skin was a nice
in-the-middle color, not too pale, not too tan. And his eyes, oh, those чирок blue eyes got me. They were rich and smooth. They had a touch of green, only a faint one. Those eyes were what got me. "I'm sorry I tackled you. I hope it didn't hurt." he said. He reached...

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The SO-Called-Finale Part 1 (Duncan's Point Of Veiw)

posted by bubblegum05

NOTE:I DIDNT REMMEBER IT WORD FOR WORD

Yeah, I deserve to win the million. I also desrve Courtney and her princess ways but NOOOOOO SHE BROKE UP WITH ME! I was in a pool with Courtney, and she сказал(-а) she wanted to make out. It was the best moment ever in my life. Untill BETH woke me up with all her chattering! "WEAR A BLIND-FOLD LOSER!" I screamed. Then, I waited for laughs. "Uh guys?" I said. "Oh ya, nobody else in the cabin."I shoved my pocket нож into the side of my bunk. "Now i'll never get to sleep." In a flash something that looked like pruple Лак для волос came in through the вверх of my...

TDA Replay Episode 17; Super Hero ID {starring Yurie}

posted by Mp4girl

Episode 17; “Super Hero ID”

Everyone was awake by three in the morning on that day. Courtney and Lindsay really smelled! And I сказал(-а) so.
They were too busy arguing to notice. I sighed, and since I was awake already, I changed and stepped out. Oh, well. I’m off to meet Duncan.

I stepped out (everyone else did, also) and Chris was already there. He explained the challenge, super-power, blah, blah, blah.
I designed and made my costume quickly, so I could spend “quality time” with Duncan.
It was sky blue and cream, with a red sash around my waist. A red ribbon held back my hair. I showed it...

TDA Replay, (Episode 15; Million Dollar Babies) [with Kiyurie]

posted by Mp4girl

Episode 15: “Million Dollar Babies”
I decided to eliminate Lindsay and Gwen from the competition.
***
“A sports challenge?” I echoed.
“Sounds like fun, right?” Duncan laughed.
“For you, maybe.”
He smiled and kissed my cheek.
I waited while Chris explained the challenge… blah blah blah tires…
“Ready? Annnndd….. GO!” Chris yelled when he had finished.
So our team went, and after all, it wasn’t that hard.
And Chris told us who we’d be competing against.
Courtney and… Heather.
Me and Duncan.
Justin and Leshawna.
Harold and Beth.
What was that? “Kiyurie, you’re switching...

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A Болталка Story Me (Random9747649) And duncanlovR Made (Story 4)

posted by Random9747649

Once upon a time... a fry ate off of Duncan's mowhawk.... and Duncan yelled and сказал(-а) "OH, HELL NO!I'M BASICALLY NAKED!" then... Courtney ate green jelly... then Owen yelled "WHYYYY?!?"...then сказал(-а) "its still warm" then Duncan сказал(-а) "I feel a cool breeze" then Owen сказал(-а) back "ur naked T_T" Duncan сказал(-а) "o ya.. WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!" and ran around and then kissed Courtney...After the kiss, Duncan jumped on Owen's head like he had a HUGE douse of crack and... fell off a cliff into the screaming fangirls!...And Duncan landed right into the Koolade Guy's arms and the Koolade Guy said..."My my Duncan... didn't know u had ' a THING' for me!"... Harold,Trent,Gwen, & Courtney сказал(-а) "WTF?Duncan? What happened to US?!"... "TO BAD!!!!!!! I'm going out with koolade dude now MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA" Duncan said........... Everyone: 0_0 DAMN! THE END!

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chrizzy vs nizzy part1

posted by Fangirl99

i was thinking,thinking,hard.i was a little tired of dating owen,i had my сердце set on someone else,well,two people,for that matter.

"owen,"i began,waken owen up from sleep.
"what is it,izz?i was having the best dream about the thanksgiving feast."

that was also soemthing i was sick off.hes obbsestion over food.thats all he talked about. food.

"well,owen,you see, i tihkn we need to see other people."
"izzy,did Ты just say we need ot see other people? cause tharts what i heard.
"yes,owen,i jut said."
"but why?"
"i have my сердце set on someone else."
"who?"
"im not sure,but,im thinking. good bye,owen"...

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MY NEW "DCS"="DRAMA CAN'T STOP" SERIES!!!!

posted by TOTALFan

Staring!
Sumer, Andrea, Jared, Kalia, Paige, Phil, Brooke, Issabella, Alex, Rainie, Miranda, Ashley, Emlee, Rikki, ME Christy, Coolthingsfan14 (LOL I DNT KNOW HIS NAME =P,)Brooke, DramaLyric, Brittany,
WHOEVER ELSE WANTS TO BE IN DCS MESSAGE ME!!!!!!
THERE IS ALOT OF SPACE, IM LOOKING FOR еще CHARACTERS!!!
MESSAGE ME или COMMENT!!!

IF U HAV A CHARACTER TELL ME!!

I NEED еще PEOPLE

ASK или MAKE SOMEONE TO MAKE U A CHARACTER SO THT U CAN BE IN THIS NEW ARTICLE('S)
And if u know somebody tht has a character name and LOL personality, ask em if they wanna be in it.
Seriously, this is gonna be really awesome.
oh and if u r one of those people tht i put here and u dnt want to be in the new series jst tell me.

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Life After Lies - Chapter 2 - Interaction

posted by gigirl942

~~

"Seeing as how my karma (which had been biting me in the жопа, попка repeatedly since I was 16) apparently still owed me a lot, and the quality of my luck was just poor overall, the chances of things going wrong for me very soon were probably quite high. I just hope I hadn't jinxed it by thinking that."

~~

I jinxed it.

My life was now, officially, unnecessarily complicated.

Why? Because there, on the screen of that PDA, tied to a chair, was Noah.

My old life just had to find a way to interfere with my new life, didn't it?

Joy.

I took the elevator down to floor A1, that nervous feeling in my stomach becoming...

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Life After Lies - Chapter 1 - Closure

posted by gigirl942

I got to hear my eulogy today.

I still don't know why I didn't shut the stupid TV off. I knew full well that I would rather not have watched those idiots on the screen pretend to mourn me. There was no use lying to myself in an attempt to chase away any regret или remorse I felt for my decision. It was obvious to everyone that I would not be missed.

It was sad really. Everything about that funeral was a lie. The bowed heads and solemn faces; the tears; the casket of polished oak and the wax figurine inside. Even the flowers, fresh Розы and gorgeous lavenders, were being used to remember someone...

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Total Drama TV Episode 3: I Write Songs, Not Tragedies pt 1/4

posted by 7thGradeGenius

XD SHE CANT SING!!!!!!!

That Далее morning at 5 AM...

Chris: ALL CONTESTANTS MUST BE DRESSED AND AT THE Музыка THEATER DOWN THE пляж, пляжный IN T-MINUS THIRTY MINUTES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Everyone: *groans*

(After everybody is awake and at the theater)

Chris: OK, today's challenge is a talent contest.

Veronica: OOOH! YAY!!!

Britt and Jacki: *laugh*

Chris: Uh, anyway, seeing as there are 11 of you, I decided to spice things up. And seeing as how this is a Музыка challenge, please welcome, from the past three seasons - Trent!

Trent: Эй, everyone!

Duncan: Ah, it's little Pretty Boy.

Trent: Shut it, Duncan.

Courtney: FINALLY, we're on the same page!...

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Three's Twilight: Trapped Under A Spell: Kaycee's Story pt 2

posted by 7thGradeGenius

Kaycee....set free

Kaycee's POV: Kaycee walked on the soft, lush green трава of the small meadow seperating the vamps from the bar. She was determined to see Duncan, no matter what, if it meant sacrificing being a vampire, if it meant suicide, anything. Suddenly, she heard crisp footsteps behind her.

"Kaycee!"

Kaycee quickly looked back and saw Bridgette, Courtney, and Gwen running toward her. She turned back around and started running- one boot on, one boot off. She ran all demented like and slow because her one-not shoe pattern was slowing her down. She stopped, reached down, and unzipped her boot, taking it...

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Total Drama X Chapter one

posted by jadore_renard

Note: Ты should read the prologue before Ты read this :D link

xxxxxxxxxxxxxxDUNCANxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

Duncan laid down in his bed, staring at a particular spot on the ceiling. He'd been laying like this for over an hour. He was thinking the same thing he'd been thinking nearly every минута of every день for the past three months. How could she have dumped him? Duncan knew he had his flaws, he was defiant, rude, sneaky. But he thought Courtney loved him despite those things. He punched the Стена in frustration. Duncan sighed, where was Harold when he needed a human...