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theme song plays
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The camera pans onto the sheds,and the scene is interupted by the P.A. speaking loudly,obviously waking them up.
Chris: *on PA* Wake up!We have a big день today! SO GET YOUR ASSES UP!
Jordan: *comes out of shed and throws a rock at the PA, breaking it* GOAL!
Jacob and Lucy: *laughing*Nice!
The rest of the teens come out
Storm: If Chris thinks he's funny,HE'S FUCKING WRONG!
Mizzie: Ugh...I hate waking up to THAT voice.
Buster: I know exactly what Ты mean...I miss Kina*pouty face*
Leeroy: Ugh..Where's Buddy?
Buster: I think he's still asleep.
Storm: I'll get him!*happily walks in the shed*
Leeroy and Buster give eachother disturbed looks
Mr.Fluffykins:Um...what's with the looks?
Leeroy: Ты don't want to know.*shudders*
Jacob:I want to know!
Leeroy: F*ck off.
-confessional-
Jacob: Okay,so Leeroy's nice to everyone else,BUT me?What the f*ck?!What did I do?!
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Lucy: Even though he has a good reason for it,I think Leeroy's taking this alittle too far. *sigh* I just really hope it doesn't get either of them voted off.
-end of confessional-
Buddy comes running out screaming in his boxers,and tries to hide behind Jordan.
Jordan: WTF?!
Storm: Ha! I woke him up!
Lucy:How?
Storm:That's classified.
Mizzie:*giggles*
Jacob: *gives Jordan a weird look,getting the same one back*
-confessional-
Buddy: Okay,so they probually think I'm weird...er now,but come on!She was in my BED!And Trying to Kiss me!*shudders*
-end of confessional-
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an час later,the teens are all gathered together in the center of "camp",where a giant stage is set up
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Lucy:A stage?Oh god...we aren't doing a talent show,are we?!
Mizzie:Talent show?*happy face*
Jacob:Oh! I could Показать off my wicked Пение skills!
Jordan: Oh!Me too,dude!
Chris: Enough with the "Dudes". This ISN'T a talent show.
Storm:Hmm..Too bad,I would of out talented all of Ты pig smellies!*smiles*Except Buddy,maybe*giggles insanely*
Buddy:*gives her an awkard look*
Lucy:Well,I'm glad we aren't doing one.
Chris: Oh,I think you'd rather be in a talent Показать than in this*laughs*
Buster:Why?
Chris: Because today you're going to-
Izan: *stomps in and puches Chris in the face,sending him to the ground*YOU D*CK HEAD!YOU LEFT ME ON THAT дерево ALL F*CKING NIGHT!ALL NIGHT!
Chris: *gets up and moans slightly*Oww...sorry..
Izan:*growls,and walks off*
Chris: Some people...anyways, today,your going to do something that Ты hands down DESPISE in public!
All:WHAT?
Leeroy:Ugh!This better be a bloody reward challange!
Chris: Origionally,I wasn't going to tell Ты guys,but since Ты asked,yes,yes it.*smiles*And there are your rewards!*Zatch and Tak jump down from a nearby tree,two other people following them*
Jordan: Tak?!Your back!
Tak:Yeah,and hopefully,my ungreatfull team won't boot me off for nothing again!Right,Zatch?...Zatch?!
Buster: Yes!Dude,your back!
Mr.Fluffykins:I wont be as lonely now!
Zatch:I know!*laughs*
Chris: Up,up,up!Enough talking,your a reward,remember?!
Zatch: Oh...right*walks beck to talk and the two other people.
??? 1:When are Ты going to introduce us?
??? 2:Yeah!
Chris:Oh right.And these two are Avan,and Rayven!Now,be quiet rewards! *turns to the teens*Before Ты do what Ты despise,I'll take the time to Показать alittle video of Ты revealing what Ты hate to the rest of us*giggles*
Lucy:And how would Ты do that?We never сказал(-а) what we hate!
Chris:Confessionals.
Leeroy:He has a point there,we all use it,and all of us at one point have сказал(-а) that we hate something или someone.
Lucy: I didn't!
Chris: Well,that's because your a little goody two shoes.Storm,your up first.*clicks button and a video screen comes down from the stage,and starts playing a confessional*
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Confessional
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Storm:Ugh....whats with all the water here?!I mean,I can't do a thing with the water constantly seeming like it's taunting me! It and Chris are on the вверх of my Sh*t list!
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end
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Chris:*glares*Since we aren't using me as your challange,since I'm too important,you half to pour water...wait for it*giggles* on your body!
Storm:Wha?!NOO!F*CKING D*CKHEAD,I'VE ALLREADY BURNED ENOUGH!
Chris:Do Ты want your team to win?
Storm: Usually,yes,but I like to think of my safety first!!!*scowl*
Jacob:Hey!What if we lose?
Mizzie:Nothing bad happeneds though...we just don't get Tak или Zatch on our group.
Lucy:We might Aven или Raven though.
Chris:Fine,Whimp!
Storm:I'M NOT A WHIMP!WHAT IF I TOLD Ты TO POUR ACID ON YOUR BODY?!WOULD Ты DO IT?!
Chris: *stares at her*
Storm:I didn't think so.
Chris:Er..uh...Mr.Fluffykins,your up*clicks button,and his confessional plays*
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Confessional
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Mr.Fluffykins: I don't like to complain или anything,but I hate the fact that everyone here is willing to tell,or Показать their secret,besides me. I must seem like a pansy...hell...if they voted me off,I probually wouldn't care...besides...more водка for me!
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end
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Chris:Heh,you know what to do*evil grin*
Mr.Fluffykins:B-but....
Chris:*growls slightly,and throws a dead рыба on stage,making the other teens kind of squirm,though Mr.Fluffykins happily ran up and pounced on it,revealing cat ears and a tail*
Chris:Wow,that was easy.
-confessional-
Jacob:*silent for a second,then bursts out laughing*He's a cat-thing?!*laughs harder*
-end-
Chris:Jacob,your up next!
Jacob:What?!
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To be continued
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