*at Trent and Courtneys wedding*

Trent: theres something I have to tell you

Courtney: what is it?

Trent: *takes out гитара and starts playing*

Courtney: *stands there listening*

Trent: I'm dating tyler!

Courtney: your dating tyler?? well Im dating Bridgette!

*Camera goes to Bridgette*

Bridgette: yeah shes dating bridgette backstage, at my concert, at locker at school and beyond!

Bridgette: Im also dating DJ!

*Camera goes to DJ*

DJ: Yeah boy she dating DJ too!

DJ: Ты know what time it is cause Im dating Beth too!

*Camera goes to Beth*

Beth: Yeah I know but its true DJ dates me to

Justin: and I swapped with that intern and he swapped with that dude

Beth, Justin, Intern: and were all dating Owen!

*Camera goes to Owen*

Owen: Ohhh yeahhh there dating owen and Im dating duncan!

*Camera goes to duncan*

Duncan: When I get really mad, I start dating Geoff!

*Camera goes to Geoff*

Geoff: this might sound wrong but its true Im dating Sierra too!

*Camera goes to Sierra*

Sierra: Ding Dong!

Cody: whos that ringing on my bell?

Sierra: The Chick whos dating geoff

Sierra: thats G-E-O-F-F! and I like his ass

Cody: thats really great cause Im dating Alejandro!

*Camera goes to Alejandro*

Alejandro: dating alejandro aint that a pity cause im dating those chicks who dont look pretty

*Camera goes to Sadie and Katie*

Sadie: he dates the not so pretty girls?

Katie: but I wonder if he would get jelous if he knew we were dating the nerd with the utility belt

*Camera goes to Harold*

Harold: There all dating harold, having ужин at my nerd cave and my holy nerd house

Harold: wtf Im dating heather!

*Camera goes to heather*

Heather: He's dating heather! and Im dating Lindsay!

*Camera goes to lindsay*

Lindsay: Everyone дата me and I дата them back Ты see!

Lindsay: even the guy with the bad hair cut

*Camera goes to Ezekiel*

Ezekiel: call it *flips a coin* heads Im dating noah

*Camera goes to Noah*

Noah: Im dating eva cause she's so fine

*Camera goes to Eva*

Eva: yeah noah dates me once again but Im also dating chris!

*Camera goes to chris*

Chris: I am handsome and I am cool that why I дата those kids from high school!

*Camera goes to everybody*

Trent: дата me!

Bridgette: no дата me!

Harold: me!

Sierra: no me!!!!

*Camera fades to black*

THE END

(Based of the дата song from Disaster movie)