"Great, LIKE I CARE." jacob snorted from the other room.
Bella went over to Port Angeles that week with Esme and Alice (who wanted to Присоединиться in with the fun) but meanwhile Jacob was hanging out with Christy. For Christy had been interested in Jake the first time she saw him when she had no idea Bella and him were married but with great discourage she still shared that interest with him while Bella was gone out to do something with Esme and Alice.
While Alice and Bella were in Port Angeles (they stay in hotels where ever they decide to go) колокол, колокольчик, белл a just spontaneously asked "so how's your brother?" "Emmett's alright, him and Rose are in Africa that's why Ты haven't seen them around," Alice explained with a tinge of curiosity in her high pitched voice. "Oh, that's cool...actuall I was wondering how...Edward was doing," Bella asked trying to hide the awkwardness of the question. "Oh, well he's, he's not really done much uh, yeah," "Alice, what do Ты mean he hasn't done much!" bella immeadiately responded.
"Well, I sort of promised him not to tell Ты but we lied to Ты Ты weren't really ended up with Jacob Ты were supposed to be with him but...he overheared Ты talking with Angela. Something about having children and a happy family. He got pretty upset so he made me lie to Ты by saying I saw it in your future that Ты were with children and only snippets. I'm really sorry but I had to do it he сказал(-а) if I didn't he would take back my Porsche'!" Alice murmered after a long conversation of convincing from Bella. "WHAT, THAT...stupid...guy! He so urgh! Alice how could Ты do this, Ты ruin my life for a...CAR!" bella screamed
"Hey, it was a Porsche'," Alice replied defensively. Bella kept reaging on but by the time they were coming back Главная she was about all the happy times in Jacob and her marriage. All the fun she had, the sense of family from the tribe. She didn't talk to Alice but a few words 'cos she was still a little fuming about the whole PORSCHE' over HER LIFE and DESTINY and Любовь and... yer Ты get the point.
Suddenly in a few months time Alce becomes...jumpy, wait that's a bit of an understatement s-she's always jumpy. VERY unusually happy. Edward was coming back and expecting to see Bella with a husband and children. Of course Alice and the rest of the cullens thought that Bella and Edward made a perfect match so all exept one was in on the secret. Esme. Alice knew Esme would be overjoyed but she probably would tell Bella because she hates keeping secrets.
So one день Esme and Bella were at Seattle
shopping for some goodies. Alice decided to stay behind for a so-called wardrobe makeover. When Edward came home, he notice Esme's absence but before he could ask anyone he realized that everyone was pretty pre-occupied. The atmosphere of their thoughts were just totally odd!
so this should go her and that should go there, wow they uh look good together what if I put green and чирок and um then...
So that's how it um started all this time I thought they had uh been buried , burned или uh somehow destroyed but how exactly could...
Pff...Jasper is NOT gonna win this match he doesn't eve know it coming uh yeah um he'll be really suprised...
Edward's back he's I mean so if I Переместить my pawn here then this rukh would be безопасно, сейф but then would I have to sacrifice my bishop или could I...
Boring, Boring, Boring isn't there anything good on telie these день gosh, since Bella turned up-i uh mean so maybe those skinny legs will go on sale i should um checked with Alice but are those better, stuff this Im gonna fix the ferrari it need some...
It was so awkward in the house so he decided to go see Jasper and Emmett who were playing chess they had the hardest keeping their thoughts hidden или Rosalie but she seemed a little grumpy so he went off to see his two big brothers.
"guys, are Ты like alright?" he asked in a calm tone.
"Sure, yeah if Ты can't see we ARE playing chess we need to concentrate." Emmett responded instantly. "you should go see Alice she's been waiting for Ты all morning shoo!" Japer yelled grumpily. Edward didn't understand why everyone was holding a grudge probably because what happened with..you-know-who-hurts-to-say-the-name he thought so he went up the spiral staircase and into Alice and Jasper's bedroom where she was sketching on a pad of mint green paper. "Edward, hello would Ты like to go downstairs I uh, have Heaps to tell Ты about!" Alice squealed excitedly
as she pulled him down the staircase.
10,9,8,7,6,5.. she thought. Edward was confused what was she counting? then in exactly 5 секунды the front doors flew open!
"EDWARD!" Esme squealed as she rushe up to where he was standing half way up the staircase motionless and panic-struck. And Bella collapsed to the floor.
Here It's The Список Soundtrack Of Twilight Eclipse
1. Metric - Eclipse (All Yours)
2. Muse - Любовь is Forever
3. The Bravery - Ours
4. Florence And The Machine - Heavy In Your Arms
5. Sia - My Love
6. Fanfarlo - Atlas
7. The Black Keys - Chop And Charge
8. The Dead Weather - Rolling In On A Burning Tire
9. Beck & Bat For Lashes - Let's Get Lost
10. Vampire Weekend - Jonathan Low
11. Unkle feat The Black Ангелы - With Ты In My Head
12. Eastren Conference Champions - A Million Miles An Hour
13. Band Of Лошади - Life On Earth
14. Cee Lo Green - What Part Of Forever
15. Howard берег - Jacob's Theme
16. Battles - The Line
17. Bombay Bicycle Club - How Can Ты глотать, ласточка So Mouch Sleep
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1. Metric - Eclipse (All Yours)
2. Muse - Любовь is Forever
3. The Bravery - Ours
4. Florence And The Machine - Heavy In Your Arms
5. Sia - My Love
6. Fanfarlo - Atlas
7. The Black Keys - Chop And Charge
8. The Dead Weather - Rolling In On A Burning Tire
9. Beck & Bat For Lashes - Let's Get Lost
10. Vampire Weekend - Jonathan Low
11. Unkle feat The Black Ангелы - With Ты In My Head
12. Eastren Conference Champions - A Million Miles An Hour
13. Band Of Лошади - Life On Earth
14. Cee Lo Green - What Part Of Forever
15. Howard берег - Jacob's Theme
16. Battles - The Line
17. Bombay Bicycle Club - How Can Ты глотать, ласточка So Mouch Sleep
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By Michael Inbar
TODAYshow.com contributor
Names from Stephanie Meyer’s series of vampire novels and their hit film spin-offs sank their teeth into the Список of most Популярное baby names this year, with Jacob and Isabella (the long form of Bella, Meyer’s heroine) topping the respective lists for boys and girls, and Cullen rising faster than any other boy’s name.
While Jacob held sway for the 11th consecutive год as the most Популярное baby boy name in the U.S., Isabella edged out last year’s most Популярное girl name, Emma, in the Список compiled annually by the Social Security Administration.
The list, released Friday, showed some movement from the 2008 list: Jayden and Noah climbed into the вверх 10 for boy names, while Mia made a bow in the girl вверх 10 list.
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10 Ways to Annoy Emmett Cullen
10. Tell him he looks like a creepy stalker rapist.
9. Inform him, as politely as possible, that he has grizzly in his teeth.
8. Ask who wears the pants in his relationship.
7. Try to stab him through the сердце with a stake.
6. Tell him brawn is out, scrawn is in.
5. Inquires as to how he feels to be the least-liked Cullen male.
4. When he is around, wonder aloud what Rosalie calls him in bed.
3. Ask if he is overcompensating for something with that Jeep.
2. Ask if he is overcompensating for something with those muscles.
And the Number One way to annoy Emmett Cullen?
1. When he denies the above two claims, respond with “That’s not what Rosalie saaaaaid!”
10. Tell him he looks like a creepy stalker rapist.
9. Inform him, as politely as possible, that he has grizzly in his teeth.
8. Ask who wears the pants in his relationship.
7. Try to stab him through the сердце with a stake.
6. Tell him brawn is out, scrawn is in.
5. Inquires as to how he feels to be the least-liked Cullen male.
4. When he is around, wonder aloud what Rosalie calls him in bed.
3. Ask if he is overcompensating for something with that Jeep.
2. Ask if he is overcompensating for something with those muscles.
And the Number One way to annoy Emmett Cullen?
1. When he denies the above two claims, respond with “That’s not what Rosalie saaaaaid!”
10 Ways to Annoy Bella Swan
10. Ask about Mike.
9. Ask about Eric.
8. Ask about Jacob.
7. Ask about Edward.
6. After asking about all these boys, inquire as to how much she is paying them, and where in the White Pages she looked for fake fan-boys.
5. When she complains about not being a vampire, throw glitter on her and claim she sparkles just like a vampire in the sun.
4. Ask if the thought of Edward biting her makes her… happy.
3. Say that since Edward is technically dead, she is into necrophilia. Tell her that is sick and wrong, and she should stop with her weird fetishes.
2. Tell her we all know about the real reason she married Edward – the honeymoon.
And the Number One way to annoy Bella Swan?
1. Tell her that Ты and Jacob imprinted on each other, and are getting married. Tell her Ты are pregnant, and will be with him forever. Videotape the reaction.
10. Ask about Mike.
9. Ask about Eric.
8. Ask about Jacob.
7. Ask about Edward.
6. After asking about all these boys, inquire as to how much she is paying them, and where in the White Pages she looked for fake fan-boys.
5. When she complains about not being a vampire, throw glitter on her and claim she sparkles just like a vampire in the sun.
4. Ask if the thought of Edward biting her makes her… happy.
3. Say that since Edward is technically dead, she is into necrophilia. Tell her that is sick and wrong, and she should stop with her weird fetishes.
2. Tell her we all know about the real reason she married Edward – the honeymoon.
And the Number One way to annoy Bella Swan?
1. Tell her that Ты and Jacob imprinted on each other, and are getting married. Tell her Ты are pregnant, and will be with him forever. Videotape the reaction.
10 Ways to Annoy Alice Cullen
10. Take her credit cards and shopping vouchers, hold them above your head and tell her to “jump for it”.
9. Tell her if she was just a few centimeters shorter she could legally be a midget.
8. Wear the trashiest possible clothing whenever Ты can.
7. Tie her up in a straightjacket. When she protests, tell her she needs to go back to the loony bin.
6. When Ты go into the sun with her, fall into a twitching heap on the ground and moan “I’m melting.”
5. Pelt her with cloves of garlic.
4. When she gets a vision, ask if her “spidey senses” are tingling.
3. Trip her up and ask if she saw it coming.
2. Ask her what Ты will be doing in five минуты every ten minutes.
And the Number One way to annoy Alice Cullen?
1. email her dozens of application forms for the position of speaker on psychic hotlines.
10. Take her credit cards and shopping vouchers, hold them above your head and tell her to “jump for it”.
9. Tell her if she was just a few centimeters shorter she could legally be a midget.
8. Wear the trashiest possible clothing whenever Ты can.
7. Tie her up in a straightjacket. When she protests, tell her she needs to go back to the loony bin.
6. When Ты go into the sun with her, fall into a twitching heap on the ground and moan “I’m melting.”
5. Pelt her with cloves of garlic.
4. When she gets a vision, ask if her “spidey senses” are tingling.
3. Trip her up and ask if she saw it coming.
2. Ask her what Ты will be doing in five минуты every ten minutes.
And the Number One way to annoy Alice Cullen?
1. email her dozens of application forms for the position of speaker on psychic hotlines.
