Edward and Jacob are pedophiles.
First off, a pedophile is an adult who is sexually attracted to young children.Edward is forever 17. He was never attracted to Bella, sexually. In the beginning, all he felt for Bella was hatred. And at age 17, Bella's choices make her wise beyond her years. She saves her father, by bringing back a painful, but necessary memory. At 18, She protects her baby and chooses to give birth against Edward's wishes to abort it. Bella also starts a war,and is ready to risk her life as a vampire to protect those she loves. She continuously risks her life for love.Bella overcame the major obstacles in her path and fought her way to the place she wanted to be. She's no longer a teenager. She's an adult.
And now onto Jacob.. Jacob is also not a pedophile. Sure, he imprints on Renesmee, but it doesn't go beyond that. All he wants is for her to be happy. That's it.
There are also stages to imprinting, especially if the shape-shifter imprints on a child, или otherwise the imprintee is very young.
1st stage - If the person is young, the shape-shifter will act as an older sibling.
2nd stage - As the person grows older, the shape-shifter will also come to be their best friend.
3rd stage - They become intimate friends. Meaning, their feelings for each other are changing into romantic feelings. (Remember, this stage may или may not happen to the imprintee, but the imprinter will fall in Любовь with his imprint. They will not 'see' any other woman или man in a romantic way, at all. Their imprintee is all he/she cares about and he/she will Любовь her/him even if those feelings aren't returned.)
4th stage - When the imprintee is old enough, the shape-shifter's feelings grow into romantic/sexual love.The shape-shifter will be at all times very protective and loving to the imprintee.
Bella is a Mary Sue.
Oh, boy..A Mary Sue? Mary Sues are usually called that because they are impossibly beautiful, can do no wrong, and are hopelessly overused characters. In the books, Bella is described as being very plain. She almost always makes mistakes.Most of them..involving love.She's also very reckless and clumsy.She's not rich, или smart, или famous.Basically, a Mary Sue is perfect, a definition that doesn't really suit Bella.The similarity between the reader and Bella does not make her a Mary Sue. Since Bella has faults, and they're mostly listed in the books, she's not a Mary Sue.
Bella and Jacob are necrophiliacs.
A necrophiliac is a person sexually attracted to corpses. A corpse is a dead body. It can't speak,or think. It can't move, или bear children.Since Edward can do all of these, Bella is not attracted to a corpse. And neither is Jacob, because it isn't until the 4th stage of imprinting (see above) that his feelings for Renesmee grow into romantic feelings. And since Renesmee is half-human, she has blood running in her veins.
Вампиры can't have children, because blood is needed to have an erection.
Uh, wrong. According to Stephenie Meyer,
"Vampires are physically similar enough to their human origins to pass as humans under some circumstances (like cloudy days). There are many basic differences. They appear to have skin like ours, albeit very fair skin. The skin serves the same general purpose of protecting the body. However, the cells that make up their skin are not pliant like our cells, they are hard and reflective like crystal. A fluid similar to the venom in their mouths works as a lubricant between the cells, which makes movement possible (note: this fluid is very flammable). A fluid similar to the same venom lubricates their eyes so that their eyes can Переместить easily in their sockets. (However, they don't produce tears because tears exist to protect the eye from damage, and nothing is going to be able to scratch a vampire's eye.) The lubricant-venom in the eyes and skin is not able to infect a human the way saliva-venom can. Similarly, throughout the vampire's body are many versions of venom-based fluids that retain a marked resemblance to the fluid that was replaced, and function in much the same way and toward the same purpose. Though there is no venom replacement that works precisely like blood, many of the functions of blood are carried on in some form. Also, the nervous system runs in a slightly different but heightened way. Some involuntary reactions, like breathing, continue (in that specific example because Вампиры use the scents in the air much еще than we do, rather than out of a need for oxygen). Other involuntary reactions, like blinking, don't exist because there is no purpose for them. The normal reactions of arousal are still present in vampires, made possible by venom-related fluids that cause tissues to react similarly as they do to an influx of blood. Like with vampire skin—which looks similar to human skin and has the same basic function—fluids closely related to seminal fluids still exist in male vampires, which carry genetic information and are capable of bonding with a human ovum. This was not a known fact in the vampire world (outside of Joham's personal experimenting) before Nessie, because it's nearly impossible for a vampire to be that near a human and not kill her."
Edward is also an incubbus, a vampire with an ability to father children with its hapless prey.
Real Вампиры don't sparkle.
Yes they do, at least last time I checked. Ты see, the cells of Stephenie's Вампиры reflect light, giving them their sparkle. She chose to be creative and have them sparkle, rather than turn to ash. People should look at the facts. Sheesh, is it really that hard?
Stephenie Meyer is a shitty author, who can't write to save her own life.
Oh, really? Let's look at the facts shall we?
Since the release of the first novel, Twilight, in 2005, the Книги have gained immense popularity and commercial success around the world. The series is most Популярное among young adults; the four Книги have won multiple awards, most notably the 2008 British Book Award for "Children's Book of the Year" for Breaking Dawn,while the series as a whole won the 2009 Kids' Choice Award for Избранное Book.
As of October 2010, the series has sold over 116 million copies worldwide, with translations into at least 38 different languages around the globe.The four Twilight Книги have consecutively set records as the biggest selling novels of 2008 on the USA Today Best-Selling Книги list, and have spent over 235 weeks on the New York Times Best Seller Список for Children's Series Books. It also previously won 41 awards at the MTV Movie Awards.
Jacob is not a werewolf.
That's because he isn't. He's a quileuete shapeshifter.Shape-shifters, often mistaken as werewolves, are descended from the ancient spirit warriors of the Quileute tribe. Back then, warriors and chiefs could leave their bodies and wander as spirits, communicate with animals, and hear each other's thoughts. However, a change impacted the tribe members hugely during Taha Aki's leadership and permanently changed their powers to shape-shifting into giant wolves.
When a member of the current generation comes across the scent of vampires, his physique will build before he phases for the first time.
Kristen Stewart can't act.
Then why has she won many awards and has become increasingly famous because of this franchise? Why has she also been named the highest paid actress? She tops this year’s Forbes Список of highest-paid Актрисы with earnings of $34.5 from May 2011 to May 2012.
Largely thanks to the $12.5 million (plus a share of the profits) she received for each of the two-part The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn films, Stewart dethroned reigning queens Angelina Jolie and Sarah Jessica Parker, who last год shared the crown with an estimated $30 million each. The two women dropped to numbers four ($20 million) and seven ($15 million), respectively. See? She's made 28 movies. The woman can act.
Bella is a bad example for kids, girls especially, because she jumped off a cliff..
This one is just stupid. It's like, really? It was even stated in the book! She wasn't commiting suicide. She was cliff diving. Recreationally. Duh.
Twilight Sucks.
Yes.Yes it does. It sucks, blood. Duh. Everyone knows that.
Ah, Twilight haters. Some of us really Любовь this series, and Ты come and bash it. If Ты don't like Twilight, the least Ты could do is respect it. We're not forcing Ты to like it.
Maci's dress
Bella singing
