-Renesmee-
"Alice! I сказал(-а) NO! NO sparkles, and NO glitter!" I yelled at Alice as she appeared with a cartload of tiny baby outfits. Covered in the very items I'd just forbidden.
"Oh, come on, Renesmee, you're ruining my fun," Alice pouted at me. I sighed. Alice was the definition of an unstoppable force. With a pout that made Ты feel like the guy who killed Bambi's mom. Yeah, that guilt-enforcing.
"FINE. But I approve the outfits, okay?" I gave in.
"Yay!"
This is what happens when a pixie and a vampire interbreed. Alice. Directly translated, it means:
HEAVEN HELP THE NON-SHOPAHOLICS, THEY WON'T BE THAT FOR MUCH LONGER, WHETHER THEY LIKE IT или NOT. SAVE YOURSELVES!!!
-Jacob-
I helped Renesmee out of Alice's porsche, which, it's worthy to note, contained enough inventory piled higher than the low ceiling could allow.
Then, interestingly enough, Blondie started screaming at Edward. Then, the ice-cold Барби was running after him. They leaped over the river, she was screeching at him the whole time.
The reason, well, let's say Blondie wasn't all that blonde any more. Purple hair. Wow. The dude sure had guts. Didn't he already do that to her?
Ah, well. It never stops being funny, I guess.
They were closely pursued by the pixie, who was clearly on the ex-blonde's side, 'cause she started yelling that he was WAY outta line.
It's never really boring around here.
"Alice! I сказал(-а) NO! NO sparkles, and NO glitter!" I yelled at Alice as she appeared with a cartload of tiny baby outfits. Covered in the very items I'd just forbidden.
"Oh, come on, Renesmee, you're ruining my fun," Alice pouted at me. I sighed. Alice was the definition of an unstoppable force. With a pout that made Ты feel like the guy who killed Bambi's mom. Yeah, that guilt-enforcing.
"FINE. But I approve the outfits, okay?" I gave in.
"Yay!"
This is what happens when a pixie and a vampire interbreed. Alice. Directly translated, it means:
HEAVEN HELP THE NON-SHOPAHOLICS, THEY WON'T BE THAT FOR MUCH LONGER, WHETHER THEY LIKE IT или NOT. SAVE YOURSELVES!!!
-Jacob-
I helped Renesmee out of Alice's porsche, which, it's worthy to note, contained enough inventory piled higher than the low ceiling could allow.
Then, interestingly enough, Blondie started screaming at Edward. Then, the ice-cold Барби was running after him. They leaped over the river, she was screeching at him the whole time.
The reason, well, let's say Blondie wasn't all that blonde any more. Purple hair. Wow. The dude sure had guts. Didn't he already do that to her?
Ah, well. It never stops being funny, I guess.
They were closely pursued by the pixie, who was clearly on the ex-blonde's side, 'cause she started yelling that he was WAY outta line.
It's never really boring around here.
10. Beg him not to eat you.
9. Inform him that he seems to be the “depressed” Cullen.
8. Go up to him, look him in the eye and ask if he is hungry.
7. Spell his name with two “a”’s (Jaspar) and call him Jaspar Cullen. When he objects, saying his name is Jasper Hale, wave your hand at him and tell him all that blood must have gone to his brain.
6. Tell him only girls feel emotions. Then giggle and run away.
5. Dress up in a cape and fangs and leap out in front of him when he is least expecting it, proclaiming Ты have come to suck his blood.
4. Send out waves of lust and see how he reacts.
3. When he gets too close made your fingers into the sign of the пересекать, крест and cry, “The power of Christ compels you!”.
2. Splatter red paint all over his and Alice’s room and videotape his reaction.
And the Number One way to annoy Jasper Hale?
1. Whenever he says anything, snap to attention, shout “Sir, yes sir!” and salute, army style.
9. Inform him that he seems to be the “depressed” Cullen.
8. Go up to him, look him in the eye and ask if he is hungry.
7. Spell his name with two “a”’s (Jaspar) and call him Jaspar Cullen. When he objects, saying his name is Jasper Hale, wave your hand at him and tell him all that blood must have gone to his brain.
6. Tell him only girls feel emotions. Then giggle and run away.
5. Dress up in a cape and fangs and leap out in front of him when he is least expecting it, proclaiming Ты have come to suck his blood.
4. Send out waves of lust and see how he reacts.
3. When he gets too close made your fingers into the sign of the пересекать, крест and cry, “The power of Christ compels you!”.
2. Splatter red paint all over his and Alice’s room and videotape his reaction.
And the Number One way to annoy Jasper Hale?
1. Whenever he says anything, snap to attention, shout “Sir, yes sir!” and salute, army style.
So, the past week had been filled with Twilight pictures. Everyday we got at least 2 amazing pictures. Well, now that the Twilight Illistrated Movie Companion is out, there are scans of pictures from the movie in the book on the internet.
And someone from LiveJournal really caught my eye... in a bad way. This particular person is saying stuff like "**** Summit" или "**** Twilight Illustrated Movie Companion". What I don't get is... Why do they choose to look at the pictures?! The person who Опубликовано these pictures warned that they would be spoilers, and announced not click the link if they didn't want to see them.
Those who want to be surprised by the movie, that's fine. But they shouldn't go around cussin Summit или Stephenie Meyer или any other fansite because they chose to view them.
And someone from LiveJournal really caught my eye... in a bad way. This particular person is saying stuff like "**** Summit" или "**** Twilight Illustrated Movie Companion". What I don't get is... Why do they choose to look at the pictures?! The person who Опубликовано these pictures warned that they would be spoilers, and announced not click the link if they didn't want to see them.
Those who want to be surprised by the movie, that's fine. But they shouldn't go around cussin Summit или Stephenie Meyer или any other fansite because they chose to view them.