I must say I came up with most of those symtoms! When I first started this list, it contained only 50 reasons, but each day, I added five или 6 new. Today this post has 200+2! (I have to say that after a while I thought this Список could be really long! It would be good if I could add еще reasons, so I found a Форум here and added some of the fan’s opinions).
I hope you’ll enjoy this!

200+2 Symtoms of the Obsessive Twilight Disorder!

1) Always looking out the window for a rabbit, silver Volvo, red Jeep или a yellow Porsche!
2) Ты like telling to Болталка people who much Ты Любовь Twilight!
3) “Googling” I Любовь Edward/Jacob during class way too often!
4) When Twilight was shown in a store Ты walked to a person and hand them the book begging them to read it.
5) Having every Twilight picture ever made and pasted onto your Стена for a Twilight Стена of fame.
6) Moving into your own room and picking out wallpaper, Ты use a Стена only for a giant picture of Edward and Bella.
7) Spending 9 and a half hours on a dial-up computer trying to download Adobe Reader to read Breaking Dawn 1st chapter and Midnight Sun!
8) Telling Twilight stories like their your own and laugh at them.

9) You’re really proud when people call Ты Twihard!
10) Watching a Volvo in the gas station, running to into the store and running around yelling "EDWARD! I AM HERE! WHERE ARE YOUUUU?"
11) Ты are really happy for being one of those who had the chance to watch Edward in the big screen!
12) Having at least 100 pictures of something related to twilight on your i-pod .
13) Debating with your Друзья over who is better Edward или Jacob for 5 hours.

14) If your boyfriend is jealous of a Сверхъестественное creature!
15) Forcing your boyfriend and Друзья to read Twilight!
16) Randomly talk about Twilight to Болталка people.

17) After Чтение Eclipse trying to figure out what will happen in Breaking Dawn.

18) Making your Друзья putting their hands over their ears & screaming anytime Ты mention anything remotely related to Twilight.
19) Relating even the most Болталка things to twilight (foods, songs, movies, things ppl say, etc.)

20) Yelling at the New Moon book, and begging for Edward to come back!

21) Checking the news for the “Breaking dawn” movie at least once a day!

22) Having a notebook full of reasons why Ты Любовь Edward/Jacob!

23) Talking to people and ease a conversation of Twilight in it.

24) Watching the Breaking Dawn trailer way too often until something else comes out [like the other trailer thing].

25) Imagining yourself as Bella while Чтение the book.

26) Having dreams about Twilight , Edward and Bella almost every night and sometimes Ты are “Bella” in those dreams!

27) Saying «Holy Crow!" on еще than one occasion.

28) Ты get annoyed when people named Isabella prefer "Izzy" over "Bella".

29) Wanna name your child of a Twilight Character name.
30) Believing you’re a character sometimes.
31) Start wearing Topaz colored contacts.
32) Throwing a temper tantrum when people wear fangs in their vampire costume.

33) Ты have spent your summer combing Форумы and fanfics.

34) Having a рубашка saying” I AM HAVING A HARD TIME DEALING WITH THE FACT THAT EDWARD CULLEN IS A FICTIONAL CHARACTER.”
35) Having a рубашка saying “Team Edward…because real man do sparkle!”
36) Get really defensive whenever someone disses the book.

37) Finding yourself thinking about twilight several times a day.

38) Accidently calling your Друзья Twilight names.

39) Find yourself wishing that Ты are a vampire.

40) Feeling sad sometimes because Edward is a fictional character and you’ll never meet him ….
41) despite the fact that deep inside Ты still think (hope never dies) he might be real!

42) Buying a whole magazine just so Ты can rip out the poster with Twilight on it and stick it on your wall.

43) Having a special place in your библиотека consisting of only 4 Книги (twilight, new moon, eclipse and breaking dawn, and possibly a spot reserved for midnight sun)

44) Having Edward as the only real "man" in your life.

45) Having all the Twilight Фан sites saved on the избранное bar thing.

46) Ты get depressed because maybe you´ll never have someone as great as Edward for you!


47) Walking across a red Volvo and starting squealing and demand that the color must be changed to Silver.

48) Knowing the last and the first word of every book!

49) Your mother can recognize every Twilight character only by your description!

50) Constantly saying Ты are like Bella Swan, hoping one day, someone will say "i'll be your Edward, if Ты be my Bella" because, only then, Ты will be truly happy.

51) Not letting any of your Друзья even touch the Книги at all!

52) Turning around whenever Ты hear Edward's name!

53) Ты have imagined yourself being Bella... over and over again.

54) Being mad because your Друзья don't understand your obsession and don't even try to read the book.

55) Ты are in the internet all day, in a twilight-related website!

56) Ты have pushed one of your best mates off a chair giving them a really big bruise because they threw your New Moon copy on the floor...well eye for an eye, tooth for a tooth.

57) Ты don't wanna speak again to your friend’s boyfriend because he read the blurb of Twilight and сказал(-а) 'Nah, sounds boring!'

58) Your Друзья don't know what Ты mean when, in an argument involving choosing sides on your part, Ты say 'I am Switzerland'!

59) Ты know who Diego,Vladimir, Heidy, … are.

60) Ты have read the Книги over and over and….over again!

61) Ты watch a film and when the main character says “You are my life” to the girl he's in Любовь with, Ты say "that's so Edward” and “When Edward says it, sounds better”.

62) Ты have searched in Youtube for Debussi's music!

63) Watching France against England in Euro 2012 and Ты suddenly wanna France to be the winner because there’s a player with the name Debussi which remindes Ты of Edward!

64) Ты think Sparkling Вампиры are cool!


65) Ты squealed at the cinema when they showed a trailer for Breaking Dawn, and everyone turned and looked at you.

66) Sometimes Ты think Ты just saw Edawrd walking in the other side of the street.
67) When all Ты wear is blue clothes cause Edward loves it on Bella!

 
68) Ты cover your room, MySpace, facebook, locker, folders, and everything else Ты own with twilight décor.

69) Ты have listened to the soundtracks millions of times!

70) Ты stay up practically all night after you've seen the midnight Показ of Breaking Dawn on the computer raving about how good the movie was!

71) Ты always look for гриб ravioli on menus when Ты go to Italian restaurants!

72) Ты randomly talk to strangers that are also obsessed with twilight for hours at the bookstore.

73) Ты wake up in the morning and go to eat breakfast saying "breakfast for the human!!"


74) Ты are Чтение this list!


75) Ты Threatened to tape your 10 год old little cousin’s mouth SHUT during the Breaking Dawn movie.

76) Ты are at the mall talking to a poster of Edward asking him "Mi Amor...Why ? WHY are Ты not real?" and people stare at Ты like Ты are a maniac!

77) Having a pic with Ты and Edward’s poster!

78) Ты turn around when someone says the word Twilight!

 
79) Ты have an extremely high score in the Addicted to Twilight application on Facebook.

80) Ты own every single Twilight T-shirt, poster, key chain, button, etc…

81) Ты have googled “I am in Любовь with Edward Cullen”
82) Ты dream about Twilight and dream about Чтение the words from the pages.

83) Ты are complaining because Ты are aging really fast, every секунда Ты get older.

84) Ты have Ты favourite Twilight Quote sticked in your wall.

85) Having as your Пароль words such as “Twilgiht4ever, JustBella, EdwardMaisenCullen, TeamJacob, SparklingVamps, Mymonkeyman etc…)


86) Watch the movie heaps of times to be as close to Edward Cullen as possible.


87) Counting Volvos from your window!

88) Ты got at least 3 people to hate Twilight with a passion because Ты talk about it so much. One of those haters even made a T-shirt that сказал(-а) "I hate Twilight."


89) Ты have tried to read other people’s minds by staring at them…”Sex…money…sex…money…cat!”

90) Ты are trying to ignore the haters because Ты know that THEY ARE SO WRONG!”

91) When it's sunny Ты read Книги outside, trying hard not to look at a дерево cause Ты know Edward is watching you.

92) Ты have a folder on your computer called "Twilight" sorted into different files of Фан fiction, Youtube videos, interviews, icons, pictures.

93) When Ты see twilight posters Ты spend an час with your friend positioning your head exactly so it fits where Bella’s would be.


94) Ты have started listening to the classical Музыка which Edward likes.


95) When the sun goes down Ты say to people "this is the safest time for us!"

96) Wou wear a blue dress with stilettos to prom and complain the entire way through.

97) Ты cried when Ты first read “Forever and Forever and Forever”

98) …You are still crying every time Ты read it!

99) ”From all things about me that could frighten you, Ты worry about ...” -->You know what goes next!

100) Ты name a pet или give someone a nickname of a twilight character.

101) Edward and some other characters have inspired Ты in many different ways.


102) When all Ты think is about is how sweet Edward is and Ты wish еще guys were as sweet and caring he is.


103) Wishing Ты lived somewhere buy woods just to walk in the woods and scream at the вверх of your lungs COME GET ME IM REAADYYY!

104) Ты can memorize everything the character сказал(-а) in the book.

105) Ты dream about becoming a vampire.

106) Ты like Muse even еще now!

 
107) Ты look at red apples in a completely different way.

108) Ты look at lambs and lions in a completely different way!

109) Sometimes Ты unlock your bedroom window so that Edward will find it easier to get in if he is out there somewhere.


110) Ты have actually spent hours staring at your Edward Cullen poster without getting bored.

111) Ты will definitely buy a silver Volvo, a black Mercedes или a red конвертируемый, кабриолет when Ты are older.

112) Ты pay much еще interest to Romeo and Juliet.

113) Ты re-read или read for the first time “Wuthering Heights”.

114) Ты now want a wedding dress inspired by Edward’s era!

115) Ты will never be really happy until Ты fall in Любовь with a vampire.

116) Ты cried when Edward leaves Bella in new moon (even on the eighth time Ты read it.)

117) Ты want to go to Forks for your spring/summer break.
118) Ты want to visit Volterra once in your life!
119) Wondering if “Volterra” really existes and Googling it. (it does exist)

120) Ты start imagining scenes from the Книги in your head before Ты go to bed/ school/ the mall/ the toilet/ who knows?

121) Ты print (Googled) pictures of Edward.

122) You’ve thought of joining all the Twilight Фан клубы that there are.


123) Ты go on vacation to a paradisiacal place but instead of looking at the sea, Ты read "Eclipse".
124) Ты can’t stop watching the Фильмы series over and over.

125) Ты wonder who is a better kisser, Edward или Jacob?
126)You have tried to smell your blood to see of Bella was right in her discription.

127)Ballet studios creep Ты out.

128) Ты have something to do with twilight on your mind all of the time.

129) Ты own a set of plastic vampire fangs.

130) Ты googled “adrenaline rush”.

131) Every song Ты listen to somehow reminds Ты of twilight.


132) Ты believe in Вампиры and have some suspects!

133) You've seen the first movie at least 10 times, and know all the lines!

134) Ты are counting untill Breaking Dawn Part II!

135) Ты Teach your 3 год old cousin the names of the characters .

136) Ты get your 10 год old sister addicted to twilight.

137) Ты get your 24 год old sister addicted to twilight .


138) Ты look at your boyfriend and think :" Dammit why don't Ты sparkle?"

139) Ты can't stop smiling when someone talks about Bella and Edward!

140) Ты quote large sections of the Книги by memory.

141) Ты plan to take a road trip to La Push!

142) When people ask Ты to describe your perfect man he tends to be pale, golden eyed with bronze hair.


143) “Edward” no longer sounds like a boring old-English name.


144) Starting constant arguments with your friends/family/total strangers that Вампиры and Волколаки really DO exist !

145) No man will ever compare to Edward Cullen.

146) Ты wish Alice Cullen was your best Friend.


147) Ты get anxious and wish Jasper was there.

148) The only thing your listened to for 2 months straight was the soundtrack.

149) Ты had a screaming match with your mum because she wanted to read twilight in the sun and Ты didn’t want the pages to go yellow and actually started crying…

150) When Ты started studying mitosis and meiosis in science Ты screamed!

151) Ты were studying an artist in art called рувим, повторно назначать Patterson Ты immediately started день dreaming about Robert Pattinson.

152) Ты like Aro and the Volturi even though they are the the bad guys!

153) Having a Список with your “Favorite Twilight Quotes”

154) Having a Список with “My favourite Twilight Pages!”

155) Ты get into screaming matches over who’s better - Edward или Jacob.

156 ) Being in Любовь with еще that one characters, Edwrad,Jacob,Jasper,Emmett,Seth at the same time!

157 ) Begging everyone Ты meet to read the book and even people over the internet .

158) Ты now like Сверхъестественное creatures еще then Ты could ever imagined!

159) Ты suddenly see your friend Jessica differently!

160) Ты compare your doctor to Carlisle.

161) Ты start using words like 'ostentatious' and 'irrevocably'.

162) Ты have tried talking to Edward in your thoughts hoping he’ll be here!


163) Thunderstorms make Ты think of vampire baseball


164) Ты wish for your Edward Cullen daily.

165) Ты smile every time Ты meet someone with a name from the books!


166) Ты screamed at the movie because it was WRONG !

167) Ты fall asleep with the book in your arms.

168) Your Друзья are afraid to ask Ты what Ты want to talk about!

169) Ты wonder what your blood would smell like to a vampire.

170 ) Whenever Ты see an яблоко on the edge of a таблица knock it off on purpose and try to do the roll up leg яблоко thing.

171) Edward Cullen is your screen saver или Обои on your computer.


172) Ты buy a husky, paint it russet and call it Jacob


173) Ты got 49/45 on your science test because it was on mitosis!

174) Ты are totally broke because Ты buy every twilight thing Ты ever see!


175) Ты listened to the soundtrack 50 times non stop when Ты first got it!

176) Ты start screaming in shopping centers and everyone looks at you, when Ты see a twilight item Ты haven't seen before!

177) Rain makes Ты very happy and thunderstorms make Ты even happier!

178) Ты know the answer to every trivia Вопрос in the Twilight board game.


179) You've gone to Google maps typed in Forks Washington found local pictures and downloaded one или еще of them as the background for your desktop.

180) Ты enter your room at 00.00 in order to sleep and Ты are hoping to see Edward sitting on your bed!

181) Instead of Письмо about wars and battles in your history test , Ты try to explain to your teacher what "imprinting" means!

182) Sometimes Ты fell that if Ты hadn’t read Twilgiht, today Ты would be a coplitelly different person.

183) Ты have spent 1000 hours of your life wondering if Вампиры exist!

184) When Ты see a silver Volvo driving down the road and Ты chase after it screaming for Edward to stop the car !

185) If Ты could be part of any book, Ты would like to play in Twilight.

186) The first thing Ты think of is "What would Edward do?" in every situation.

186) Ты try to catch a glimpse of the driver whenever Ты see a silver Volvo pass by.

187) Start wondering if Ты prefer …ice или fire…?

188) Finding yourself thinking “Edward would never do that, Edward would never say that…”

189) Smiling when Ты hear Болталка people around Ты talking about Twilight …

180) …and interputting them because she called Carlisle, “Caaarlisle!”, it’s Carlile…isn’t that difficult, is it?


182) Your Иконка is related to Twilight!

183) …and your Слоган is a quote from the books!

184) Ты are laughing because Ты know Ты have done half of the above!
186) Ты try to find similariteis between normal boys / men from your school/neightborhood and Edward!
187) Your Prince Charming drives a Silver Volvo!?
188) Ты imagine yourself fighting against the Voltury, practising with Jasper, laughting and joking with Emmett, and go shopping with Alice!
189) Ты have imagined Edward’s smile over and over again and Ты can’t find someone with a better smile!
190) Every time Ты finish Чтение the book Ты actually read even the irrelevant pages in the end!
191) When it’s hot Ты wish for Edward’s hug and when it’s cold Ты want your personal Космос heater.
192) When Edward left in New Moon Ты kinda felt he anbonded not only Bella but Ты too!
193) Ты have promised to your Друзья and your relatives several times that Ты ‘ll never talk about Twilight again but Ты break your promise way to easy.
194) Every time Ты read the Книги Ты are trying so hard to remember how Ты felt the first time Ты read it.
195) Ты wish Ты could feel the same again.
196) Even though Ты are completely in Любовь with Edward Cullen if Ты had the chance to make him Любовь Ты , Ты wound never separate him from Bella because as everyone knows…they were made to be together!
197) Wasting your time Чтение these reasons and posting your own Комментарии about this!
198) Ты know that Twilight isn’t probably the best book Ты have read but …still is your favourite!
199) Starting feeling really happy when Ты realise that Ты are in some way lucky because Ты belong to the Twilght Family and to the Twilght Generation!
200 ) Being really really REALLY proud for Чтение Twilight and even еще proud because Ты loved it!
201) Knowing that the день of the Twilight end is close but still…not feeling bad becauce everything comes to an end and Ты will always have the Книги and the Фильмы in your библиотека …
202)…but not only there! Ты will always have them in a special place in your heart!