I found Jasper and he ask me why I was so nervous I told him that a
boy just walks through the house without even knocking. He сказал(-а) oh
that's Jacob he umm is umm talk to Alice about it please... Okay I
said. So I went and found Alice sitting on the диван, мягкий уголок watching Nessie
and this stranger play with her. I went and sat by Alice and wispered
in her ear asking who was this boy. She told me that this is Jacob
Black and that's when he looked over and I finally figured out where I
saw him it was at the обедающий, закусочной back when I was in the coast guard. He
сказал(-а) nice to meet Ты again Addi. I сказал(-а) Ты too. Alice wasn't the
least bit surprised we had already met, I ask if he new their secret
and she сказал(-а) yes he knows he is a werewolf. I сказал(-а) what?! Who knew
that Вампиры and Волколаки existed. I couldn't believe it I was the
only human in the house and yet it didn't frighten me at all. I
dragged Alice outside and as soon as I got to the door Jacob just ran
and pushed me which pushed me down the stairs. After everyone asked if
I was okay I still made Alice Показать me еще of her powers and she
showed me how she could climb trees, jump really far and she had
amazing strength. She picked me up! And then ran with me around the
house without breaking a sweat.
When I got back into the room Jasper and Edward were watching me and
Alice they really were just watching my reaction to everything though.
When we walked back inside Edward and Jasper were laughing at me.
Alice told me that Bella's dad Charlie was coming in a little bit. I
went and took a душ since I smelled like a dog from being outside.
When I got out there was clothes laying on the постель, кровати and a not by them
that said;
Addi,
Hope Ты don't mind me picking out clothes for you.
Alice
I Любовь when people pick outfits out for me it makes me happy. So I put
on some makeup and dried my hair and went into the living room where I
saw a familiar face. It was Police Chief Swan, I remember him a
little bit from when he was asking me about Sergeant Ray.
When I walked in Esme introduced me to Chief Swan. I сказал(-а) nice to met
you. He сказал(-а) Ты too. How are Ты doing? Fine thank you. Carlise told
me they should be fully healed within another two weeks. Chief Swam
сказал(-а) that's great. He was holding Renesme the most beautiful child on
earth. Then Jacob walked back through the door and walked into the
living room. I had to leave one cause he didn't even turn around to
help me up once I had fallen and two my ribs were killing me.
So I went outside it was so peaceful. I just started walking and
thinking about everything that had happened. Soon I noticed that I had
passed Edward and Bella's house. I just kept on walking. I heard
someone behind so I turned around quickly and no one was there I
thought it was my imagination so I started walking again. Then all of
the sudden I thought I heard some I e behind me again so I kept
walking and then I decided to quickly turn around and when I did there
was a boy about my age.
I ask what he was doing so far into the woods and he сказал(-а) he was
hunting and I asked how are Ты hunting Ты don't have a gun или a bow
and arrow? He сказал(-а) he was hunting by hand and that's when I took a
couple of steps back and then he was right beside me. He сказал(-а) that he
wasn't going to hurt me, that he only likes animals. I сказал(-а) oh and
сказал(-а) um well I'm leaving and I started running. He was close behind
but I knew he could run faster than me he was just holding back.
boy just walks through the house without even knocking. He сказал(-а) oh
that's Jacob he umm is umm talk to Alice about it please... Okay I
said. So I went and found Alice sitting on the диван, мягкий уголок watching Nessie
and this stranger play with her. I went and sat by Alice and wispered
in her ear asking who was this boy. She told me that this is Jacob
Black and that's when he looked over and I finally figured out where I
saw him it was at the обедающий, закусочной back when I was in the coast guard. He
сказал(-а) nice to meet Ты again Addi. I сказал(-а) Ты too. Alice wasn't the
least bit surprised we had already met, I ask if he new their secret
and she сказал(-а) yes he knows he is a werewolf. I сказал(-а) what?! Who knew
that Вампиры and Волколаки existed. I couldn't believe it I was the
only human in the house and yet it didn't frighten me at all. I
dragged Alice outside and as soon as I got to the door Jacob just ran
and pushed me which pushed me down the stairs. After everyone asked if
I was okay I still made Alice Показать me еще of her powers and she
showed me how she could climb trees, jump really far and she had
amazing strength. She picked me up! And then ran with me around the
house without breaking a sweat.
When I got back into the room Jasper and Edward were watching me and
Alice they really were just watching my reaction to everything though.
When we walked back inside Edward and Jasper were laughing at me.
Alice told me that Bella's dad Charlie was coming in a little bit. I
went and took a душ since I smelled like a dog from being outside.
When I got out there was clothes laying on the постель, кровати and a not by them
that said;
Addi,
Hope Ты don't mind me picking out clothes for you.
Alice
I Любовь when people pick outfits out for me it makes me happy. So I put
on some makeup and dried my hair and went into the living room where I
saw a familiar face. It was Police Chief Swan, I remember him a
little bit from when he was asking me about Sergeant Ray.
When I walked in Esme introduced me to Chief Swan. I сказал(-а) nice to met
you. He сказал(-а) Ты too. How are Ты doing? Fine thank you. Carlise told
me they should be fully healed within another two weeks. Chief Swam
сказал(-а) that's great. He was holding Renesme the most beautiful child on
earth. Then Jacob walked back through the door and walked into the
living room. I had to leave one cause he didn't even turn around to
help me up once I had fallen and two my ribs were killing me.
So I went outside it was so peaceful. I just started walking and
thinking about everything that had happened. Soon I noticed that I had
passed Edward and Bella's house. I just kept on walking. I heard
someone behind so I turned around quickly and no one was there I
thought it was my imagination so I started walking again. Then all of
the sudden I thought I heard some I e behind me again so I kept
walking and then I decided to quickly turn around and when I did there
was a boy about my age.
I ask what he was doing so far into the woods and he сказал(-а) he was
hunting and I asked how are Ты hunting Ты don't have a gun или a bow
and arrow? He сказал(-а) he was hunting by hand and that's when I took a
couple of steps back and then he was right beside me. He сказал(-а) that he
wasn't going to hurt me, that he only likes animals. I сказал(-а) oh and
сказал(-а) um well I'm leaving and I started running. He was close behind
but I knew he could run faster than me he was just holding back.
10. Tell him he looks like a creepy stalker rapist.
9. Inform him, as politely as possible, that he has grizzly in his teeth.
8. Ask who wears the pants in his relationship.
7. Try to stab him through the сердце with a stake.
6. Tell him brawn is out, scrawn is in.
5. Inquires as to how he feels to be the least-liked Cullen male.
4. When he is around, wonder aloud what Rosalie calls him in bed.
3. Ask if he is overcompensating for something with that Jeep.
2. Ask if he is overcompensating for something with those muscles..
And the Number One way to annoy Emmett Cullen?
1. When he denies the above two claims, respond with “That’s not what Rosalie saaaaaid!”
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9. Inform him, as politely as possible, that he has grizzly in his teeth.
8. Ask who wears the pants in his relationship.
7. Try to stab him through the сердце with a stake.
6. Tell him brawn is out, scrawn is in.
5. Inquires as to how he feels to be the least-liked Cullen male.
4. When he is around, wonder aloud what Rosalie calls him in bed.
3. Ask if he is overcompensating for something with that Jeep.
2. Ask if he is overcompensating for something with those muscles..
And the Number One way to annoy Emmett Cullen?
1. When he denies the above two claims, respond with “That’s not what Rosalie saaaaaid!”
Source: link
10. Ask about Mike.
9. Ask about Eric.
8. Ask about Jacob.
7. Ask about Edward.
6. After asking about all these boys, inquire as to how much she is paying them, and where in the White Pages she looked for fake fan-boys.
5. When she complains about not being a vampire, throw glitter on her and claim she sparkles just like a vampire in the sun.
4. Ask if the thought of Edward biting her makes her… happy.
3. Say that since Edward is technically dead, she is into necrophilia. Tell her that is sick and wrong, and she should stop with her weird fetishes.
2. Tell her we all know about the real reason she married Edward – the honeymoon.
And the Number One way to annoy Bella Swan?
1. Tell her that Ты and Jacob imprinted on each other, and are getting married. Tell her Ты are pregnant, and will be with him forever. Videotape the reaction.
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9. Ask about Eric.
8. Ask about Jacob.
7. Ask about Edward.
6. After asking about all these boys, inquire as to how much she is paying them, and where in the White Pages she looked for fake fan-boys.
5. When she complains about not being a vampire, throw glitter on her and claim she sparkles just like a vampire in the sun.
4. Ask if the thought of Edward biting her makes her… happy.
3. Say that since Edward is technically dead, she is into necrophilia. Tell her that is sick and wrong, and she should stop with her weird fetishes.
2. Tell her we all know about the real reason she married Edward – the honeymoon.
And the Number One way to annoy Bella Swan?
1. Tell her that Ты and Jacob imprinted on each other, and are getting married. Tell her Ты are pregnant, and will be with him forever. Videotape the reaction.
Source: link