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posted by chocolate-bear
After a pretty well received Список of things Bella would never say, i decided to let Ты guys read another Список : things Edward would never say!
Again, credit goes to Bellaandedward.com for creating the list.
It is quite a long Список so if Ты want to see the rest of it go here: link
Edward Would Never Say :

1.Gosh, Bella, stop blushing so much. (Sent in by: Phoebe)
2.Bella, drive slower. (Sent in by: Emily)
3.I wish I'd just married Rosalie. (Sent in by: Gin)
4.Jacob Black, Ты can have Bella because Ты are my best friend. (Sent in by: Emily)
5.Bella, Ты have just been PUNK'D!!!! (Sent in by: Ali)
6.Bella, I'm gay. (Sent in by: Celeste)
7.Just keep your fangs to yourself, buddy! (Sent in by: Celeste)
8.Alice, take Bella on a shopping spree. (Sent in by: Alex :D)
9.Bella, I'd like my ring back, you're just not worth the trouble keeping alive. (Sent in by: Alex)
10.Come on, Alice, lets go Присоединиться the Volturi! (Sent in by: Alex :D)
11.I'm going to go live with the werewolves, because I like the way they smell. (Sent in by: Stephanie Marshall)
12.Sure, of course I'll Присоединиться the Volturi, Aro!!!!!! (Sent in by: Sara)
13.Hey Bella, Ты can go ahead and jump off that cliff and die to your doom without me. (Sent in by: Macy)
14.You know Bella? I think I ought to buy Ты a new motorcycle because this one is just falling apart... (Sent in by: Gabby)
15.Yo mah homie G! Fo shizzle! (Sent in by: Bo)
16.Bella, I have something to tell you. I'm not a vampire and neither is the rest of my family. YOU'VE BEEN PUNK'D! Awesome, huh? (Sent in by: Mia)
17.That пицца looks delicious... (Sent in by: Ash)
18.You know what, I don't want to be a vampire, it would be too boring. (Sent in by: Chesca)
19.Jacob is my best friend! (Sent in by: Emily)
20.Yes, I'll admit it. I'm perfect. (Sent in by: Megan)
21.Geez Bella, you're so white! (Sent in by: Megan)
22.I wish James and Victoria could come back, so we can have a сердце to heart. (Sent in by: Kat)
23.Bella, Ты make me lose my breath. (Sent in by: SarahF.)
24.Bella, Ты are so coordinated!!! (Sent in by: Mely)
25.Bella why don't Ты want to be a vampire just like me? (Sent in by: Alexis)
26.Yo. Bella. Wassup. (Sent in by: Phoebe)
27.Dude. THAT IS SO FRIKIN AWESOME. (Sent in by: Phoebe)
28.Ew, Bella, Ты need to get some deoderant. (Sent in by: Laura)
29.Bella, you're so ugly. I never want to see Ты again. (Sent in by: Whitney)
30.(after gym) God Bella! Волколаки smell better than Ты do! (Sent in by: Courtney)
31.I'm sorry, Bella but I'm leaving Ты for Jessica Stanley. Have a nice life with Jacob. (Sent in by: Sara)
32.Eww, Emmett. How could Ты possibly think grizzly bears are tasty? Everyone knows lambs are better. (Sent in by: Viola)
33.Bella, I'm going to kill Ты now. (Sent in by: Brianna)
34.I'm Mike Newton's biggest fan! (Sent in by: Ella)
35.Remember when I told Ты I didn't want you, Bella? Well, Bella, I've never told a lie. (Sent in by: Laura)
36.James is my new best friend! (Sent in by: Jackie)
37."Bella?" What a stupid name. (Sent in by: Emily)
38.I just can't stand those vampires! They're all so cold and heartless! (Sent in by: Emily)
39.Hey, Bella, wanna go cliff diving? (Sent in by: Melissa)
40.Bella. I'm leaving you... for Jacob. (Sent in by: Emily)
41.You can just go to Hell (Sent in by: Jayda)
42.Let's go donate blood! (Sent in by: Jennifer and Mackenzie)
43.Jane is a super hott babe! I Любовь her! (Sent in by: Pussycat and Bubbles)
44.I am getting kinda pale... I need to get a tan! (Sent in by: Mackenzie)
45.Oh my god Bella, could Ты LOOK еще slutty in that outfit? (Sent in by: Courtney)
46.You know, I think that Jessica and I are ment to be together. See ya! (Sent in by: Mackenzie)
47.God Bella you're so freakin' clumsy! (Sent in by: Diana)
48.Bella... I only pretended to Любовь Ты to get to Jessica. Sorry. (Sent in by: Samm44)
49.My being a vampire isn't a big deal, Ты know. (Sent in by: Jennifer)
50.I prefer blonds. (Sent in by: Samantha)
51.Bella, I've decided to marry Leah Clearwater instead of you. Have a good life with Mike Newton! (Sent in by: Kayla)
52.I'm tired. I think I'm gonna go to sleep. (Sent in by: Jayda)
53.Wow, I could really go for a чизбургер right about now! (Sent in by: Alexis)
54.Bella, Esme is not my mom, she's my wife. Emmet is the one who really wants you, have a nice life!!! (Sent in by: Lauren)
55.Um Bella, I'm gay. I'm going out with Jacob now. (Sent in by: Samara)
56.I'm going to get Ты a new motorcycle. (Sent in by: Mega Horse Lover)
57.This пицца is really good!! (Sent in by: Charlotte)
58.Aw Snap! (Sent in by: Michelle)
59.Bella, did I ever tell Ты that I've been able to read your mind all along? (Sent in by: Amy)
60.YO PUNK, BACK OFF! BACK OFF! (Sent in by: Macy)
61.You're so lucky I'm your boyfriend, Bella! (Sent in by: Alyssa)
62.Bella, I think I'm dying. (Sent in by: Shelby)
63.You know what. You're scent really isn't all that great. Niether is your blood. I'm totally over the irresistible urge to kill you, aren't Ты lucky Bella? (Sent in by: Amy)
64.Bella, I'm sorry... I'm a gangster! (Sent in by: Sara)
65.Bite me Bella. (Sent in by: Maddy)
66.Bella, don't be so careful. (Sent in by: Meghann)
67.MWAHAHAHAHAHA! Ok, so how was that for my evil Dracula laugh? (Sent in by: Jess)
68.I wonder how I wound up with you? I mean look at me... no wonder Ты fell in Любовь with me (Sent in by: Amy)
69.Hey Bella, I'm hungry... and Ты smell oh so good! (Sent in by: Jayme)
70.Alice, would Ты be upset if I told Ты that I MAY have tried on your женское нижнее белье, нижнее белье, трусы this morning? (Sent in by: Libz)
71.I'm actually in Любовь with Victoria, Bella. Ты can have your pick of Jacob или Mike. (Sent in by: Blair)
72.Hey Edward, have Ты read these Книги by Stephenie Meyer yet? I found one in the библиотека called Twilight... it's really good. (Sent in by: Namaste)
73.Irina looks awesome! (Sent in by: Lilyn)
74.Bella, can Ты go stay at La Push for a while? You're kind of suffocating me. (Sent in by: Sapphrine)
75.I'm having a fangtastic time! Get it? Fang-tastic... haha it's so hilarious, how can Ты possibly not laugh? Haha *cough* so... umm yeah (Sent in by: Joan)
76.Ya know, Волколаки don't actually smell all that bad. I kinda like it. Jacob, come here and gimmie a hug! (Sent in by: Viola)
77.I worship 50 Cent (Sent in by: Olivia)
78.I'm sleepy... (Sent in by: Lexie)
79.Of course I'll bite Ты Bella, why didn't Ты just ask me earlier. *Duh* (Sent in by: Luna-regn)
80.I rather Kiss Jacob Black instead of Bella. (Sent in by: Luna Greene)
81.Guess what Bella? I'm actually Mike Newton, who accidentally switched roles with me when we both met Jacob Black and had ужин with Tyler Crowley, but that was after we both went to party on the Hills with Eric Yorkie, my homeboy. But before this all, Edward really was not a vampire, but a really smart nerd who could make Форс-мажоры that looked real and his family's rich so he put diamonds in his fake Форс-мажоры so that they'd glitter and also Alice and Emmett are robots controlled by old Edward which is now mike newton who is really me but got switched... got it? (Sent in by: lilypop!)
82.Bella! That is definitely not your color! (Sent in by: Ana)
83.Bella, choose. Now. Do Ты want me to bite Ты now, или never? No еще chances in the future...ever. (Sent in by: Anne)
84.Who would like a vampire? They are so cold! (Sent in by: Cat)
85.Who needs a wedding anyway, are ya ready for the bite! (Sent in by: K-Daug)
86.(After kissing) Geez Bella, Ты could at least wash your mouth once in a while... now I know what to get Ты for your birthday... Mouthwash! (Sent in by: Gaby)
87.Bella Ты should go and hang with Jacob. (Sent in by: Fred)
88.You're too selfish Bella (Sent in by: alessandra)
89.Bella, I have 3 things to tell you: 1. I don't Любовь you. 2. My family actually eats humans. 3. I am TOTALLY sexy! (Sent in by: Kaylie)
90.Does this make me look fat? (Sent in by: Jayda)
91.Damn you, Bella (Sent in by: Jayda)
92.I'm not really a vampire. I can't believe Ты bought that. (Sent in by: Jayda)
93.It's freakin cold in here. (Sent in by: Jayda)
94.Hey Bella, I'm gay. And guess what, I'm dating your dad (Sent in by: Marina)
95.Alice and I are really in Любовь and when I told Ты I left Ты to keep Ты out of trouble I lied...we actually went to get married!
96.Bella, can't I just have a taste? A tiny sip, okay? (Sent in by: Elizabeth)
97.Oh...Em...Gee Bella. Guess what?! (Sent in by: Emily)
98.Yes Bella, Ты do look fat! (Sent in by: Samantha)
99.Why are Ты such a clutz, Bella? (Sent in by: Mariel)
100.YAWNNNNNNNNNNN... Bells, I'm a little tired, so why don't Ты go hang out with Jake while I take a nap? (Sent in by: CoolsocksSam)
I arrived at the hospital and grabbed the presents off my back сиденье, место, сиденья and rushed into the hospital.The nurse told me what floor and room he was in. When I walked in, no one was in there....so I left the presents on the постель, кровати and started to walk out. I heard a door open and close and I turned around. I saw his butt as he walked toward the bed. I waited for him to grab the present that belonged to him and opened it. I saw the joy spread across his face when he opened it.
"Do Ты like it?" I asked him,his head shot up in my direction. I saw the pain in his eyes first, because they echoed my own.Then...
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I caught Lucas and tackled him to the ground. I took his camera out his hand and deleted the фото he took. I got off him and tossed him his camera.

They days followed.It stopped being sunny, and the clouds came. The showcase was amazing, everyone did great,but tonight was my "official"date with Justin. He kept the place a secret, but told me to dress warm.Hayden was over to help me pick out an outfit.
"What about this?"She asked me, holding out a pair of dark skinny jeans, a ruffled shirt, a leater biker куртка and a pair of ballet flats. I smiled at her.
"That's perfect." I said. She gave me...
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Renesmme's pov
a год after the big fight with the Volturi. My life has being really great live with my family and seeing Jake when every i can или when ever my father would let us. i just don't understand why my father hates Jake so much? I hope i will fine out soon why. i was in my room and i was think what would high school would be like my first year. my mother told me about her first год when she meet my father. my mother always told me stories about her and my father and how they meet and how my father could live with out her. She told that Jake was her very best besides Jessica and Angela....
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posted by karpach_13
 svetlanas dress
svetlanas dress
Chapter 16

“she didn’t want to tell Ты because she didn’t want to make people think she’s different that’s all” I told them.
“well obviously she would have been different if she told us she was a wizard” uncle Emmett said.
“exactly and u would treat her differently but she doesn’t want that” I told them.
“nessie today not tomorrow!” my father yelled.
“I got to go , so jake wen can I come?” I asked him.
“today if Ты want” he told him.
“u’re the best” I told him and hugged him. I ran towards the house ivan following me.
“wat do u want?” I asked him. He wore...
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Chapter Five:
Rose’s P.O.V:
From: Rosalie Hale (White_Rosesand.red@grape.com)

To: Emmett Cullen (Emmett_Cullen_Brother@rabidorange.net)
Subject: Honey no where!
Dear Emmett,
Hey! We are somewhere nice n’ private. No one will come after us and Ты aren’t finding us! So, just give up. I swear if Ты go and try to find us…when I see Ты you’ll want a hockey mask helmet. So shut the hell up and just leave it be. Любовь you, R!

“Can someone make me lunch?” Bella pleaded. I rolled my eyes and logged onto my секунда e-mail account:
Username: KatyPerryMusic_Rosalie@tsi.com
Password: ******************...
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posted by mia1emmett
 Estellas outfit on that день
Estellas outfit on that day
Chapter 7
    DON’T BUT Ты DID AND I Любовь YOU
    Today was the день it was sunny and I knew they couldn't be out. I grabbed my bags and my plane ticket. I ran for the car Eddie bought me. I was planning on going to Alaska and telling my brother everything I was going to do. I was leaving the car there and grabbing a plane. Eddie would under stand. When I got there Eddie understood and brought me to the airport. I was boarding the plane thinking Alice must have scene me going by now. The I was getting ready to sit when I heard some arguing by the lady...
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Chapter Four:
Bella’s P.O.V:
After Alice got the chunky молоко cleaned up, got into her bathing suit and made me some lunch for the пляж, пляжный we were off. We decided we would go farther away from the crowd due to the coldness of our skin. I pushed my toes into the blazing sand. Alice giggled when the sand where she stood froze a little. “Vampire sand.” I giggled. She nodded and plopped herself down in the sand. “Warmth, even to a vamp like me.” Alice whispered. I laughed and piled sand on вверх of my feet. Before I knew it their was a humungo lump on вверх of my feet. I laughed and continued...
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Bella’s P.O.V:
My light куртка swayed in the wind as we got our ‘asses’ out to her car. Rosalie had a weird look on her face as we stepped into the vehicle. “Alice, Ты have a DJ for the wedding.” Alice looked puzzled, “What do Ты mean, Rosalie?” “DJ Jake is crashing your wedding Bells, hoping to get a job as DJ.” I grinned, “Cool.” Rosalie nodded, “Very.” We rode off down the road toward Lester’s small town bride gowns. And they were small. And old fashioned. Alice’s begged me to try on a big poofy платье, бальное платье that made my boobs look lumpy and silicone. I didn’t like...
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posted by KatiiCullen94
Waking up was the hardest part,afraid wheither i had just just had the biggest and worst dream, i diddnt want to admitt it to my сердце that my head beleived it real. By now, ,my сердце had a mind of it's own, and my brain was its best friend, looking out for it, but kept the harsh truth to itself. But isnt that where friendships go wrong?

I found myself in a foriegn room, with no real decor, just a room, but it appeared to had held secrets, secrets that solved the Ответы behind the holes in the walls, and the windows bolted shut and writings of deleicate scribble on the walls.
The scribbe startled...
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Rumor или Not?

London, July 11 – ‘Twilight’ звезда Ashley Greene has sparked rumours that she’s dating Joe Jonas after the two tried to have a secret дата but went to London’s most exclusive restaurant The Ivy.

The duo was in town for the premiere of the latest Twilight film, ‘Eclipse’.

They tried to keep their ужин дата hush-hush to avoid being spotted together.

“They had a very romantic night at The Ivy. They arrived separately and then left out by the back door where there were two vans with blacked-out windows waiting to whisk them away,” News Of The World quoted a Источник as saying.

The Источник addded: “They looked like a lovely couple. Had a few drinks and were clearly enjoying not being hounded like they would have been in Los Angeles.
posted by karpach_13
Chapter 3
I sneaked out of my house without anyone noticing me, this is actually the first time I didn’t get caught . I got in my car and drove off to Eric’s house. I drove 10 минуты and finally arrives there. Eric was standing (almost sleeping) by his porch. I got out of the car and went to him.
“geez renesmee couldn’t we talk in the morning?” he asked me
“call me nessie, and no we couldn’t talk in the morning its going to be too late, remember im leaving isle esme?” I asked him
“yeahhh” he lied
“sure… whatever. I don’t want to go there now and I think to too late to...
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Chapter 14 Back to the Cullens!

After it feels like Ты just put your head down. Ты hear Emmett's voice.

Emmett-Babe, we're here.

You look up at him and smile a little bit.

You-(saying in a soft voice) Okay.

You sit up trying to block the pain out of your head. But Ты can't. Emmett gets off the plain to get the suitcases and Edward was there to pick Ты guys up and he helps Emmett load them in the back of the Volvo. As soon as Ты stand up your knees buckle and Ты let out a scream that tells everyone you're in pain. Emmett runs back on the plain.

Emmett-___!!! Babe, did it get worse??!

You-(painfully...
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Chapter 12. Honey Moon Part one.

You and Emmett say goodbyes and Ты head to the car and Ты get in ad Emmett gets in after you. Jasper is driving and Ты are snuggled up to Emmett and he has one of his strong arms around you. Alice is in the front сиденье, место, сиденья and she looks back at you.

Alice-___, Ты looked SO gorgeous today!!

You-Thanks to Ты and Rose and Esme. Thanks Alice.

Alice-Well thank Ты for letting us help Ты get ready.

Emmett-Babe, Ты did look extremely beautiful.

You-Thank Ты Honey Bear.
He hugs Ты a little tighter. Ты whisper in hid ear.

You-Just wait until later, you're going to love...
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Chapter 11 Wedding day<3

Just a note...this is the exact dress, and hair I had in mind.

You were having a really nice dream about Emmett, when Ты feel yourself being shaken. Alice is shaking Ты to wake Ты up.

Alice-___, ___? Wake up sleepy head, today is your big day!!

You roll over and open your eyes.

Alice-Goodmorning Sis!

You-Morning Sis! (you say smiling)

Alice-Do Ты know what today is?

You-Of Course (you smile)it's my Weding day.

Rosalie-(coming into your room) Exactly Ты need to get up so alice and I can get Ты all done up.

You-Morning Rose!

You sit up in Ты постель, кровати and Esme brings Ты some...
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Chapter 6.

Ok I just wanted to say that since its a сука to highlight the Цвета and that on this computer (my) Everything is just going to be black from now on. Back to the story.

Emmett grabbed your hand a waked Ты inside, luckily Esme and Carlise where sitting back on the couch. Esme turned around because she heard Ты crying. "___, is everything ok?" Ты just started crying even harder. "umm, Carlisle, Esme, can I talk to Ты in the кухня for a minute." "Absolutely Emmett." Carlisle says while him and Esme rush to the kitchen. Emmett follows behind. Ты just sit down on the диван, мягкий уголок with...
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Chapter 4.

You wake up the Далее morning and not around to try to find him but Ты see a piece of paper on your nightsstand. Ты open it up and it reads. "___, I'm sorry I wasn't there when Ты woke up but I'll see Ты in a little bit. Since it's Saturday, do me a favor and get ready. I'll pick Ты up at Noon. Don't worry about where we are going, you'll fins out later. Ты smile and Ты look at your clock. 9:45 was the time so Ты jumped out of постель, кровати and got in the shower. After your душ Ты did Ты make up and then you're hair and got dressed. Ты looked at the clock and the time was 11:57....
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So, Ты guys celebrated by going hunting. Ты got Главная and went to your room Ты were looking at a фото album and just Мечты when Ты heard something. Someone's thoughts: I wonder if she would just go once with me? Ты looked up and saw James.
You: Not in your dreams. What are Ты doin here James?
James: Oh come on sexy.
You: No now leave before I tear Ты head off and throw Ты into a fire.
He stepped closer and Ты got into a crouch and hissed.
You: This is your last warning.
He came closer and Ты leaped towards him. Ты bit off some of his skin and then there was a knock.
???: Babe are...
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posted by Summer_Leanne
Here's the Далее chapter. I know it's kinda long...sorry :/ I was Остаться в живых in my own little world. lol. Thanks for all the sweet Комментарии and support! I hope Ты Любовь it as much as I do ^.^ Much Любовь and appreciation to each of you, from me! :]
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Kidnapped
“Does that fit well, Chloe?” Summer asked her three год old princess. Chloe was in her mother and father’s bedroom trying on a dry, sky blue dress with layers of white frills on the skirt. Thankfully, while she was pregnant, Summer stocked up on enough sizes in outfits for Chloe till she reached...
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A BIG BIG BIG thank Ты to everyone for ALL the support and, of course, Чтение my story. There's not enough I can do to repay Ты for your kindness <333 I like this chapter, and I hope Ты enjoy it too :] Thank Ты again.
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Love Me, Hate Me, Lie to Me
The further Summer ran from Forks, she felt like an important piece of her life had recently gone missing. She was happy the Cullens weren’t physically hurt, and Aro hadn’t been thinking spiteful thoughts against them. But, there was a chance he was only thinking about killing them while she...
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Bella’s P.O.V:
I was hyperventilating when I stepped into the Cullen garage. I saw the car Ali and Jazz had taken me into to Arizona. And then the car that had come back when I was “dead” with Ali as my visitor. The car I promised Edward I would wait until after graduation for my wish made me cry the most. The one where we ran into Jacob-and went into the woods.
Although I was supposed to go to the hotel Carlisle told me to go strait to Alice and Edward. I had Cullen clothes on so I would smell like a vampire. I did. I smelled like all my Избранное people. Emmett, Alice, Edward, Esme, Carlisle,...
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