10: Jumb in front of a car and scream "Save me Edward!".
9: Send him Любовь letters and sign them “You dearest Victoria”.
8: Constantly think about Поцелуи Bella. Run!
7: Lock him in a room with Mike, Tyler, Eric, and Jacob. Give everyone except him a picture of Bella.
6: Tell him the relationship he is having with Bella is practically paedophilia and he could be sent to jail for it.
5: Whenever he leaves a room или says goodbye, get down on your knees and beg him not to go, not again.
4: Make him go out with Ты to a fancy restrant for his Birthday when it isn’t his Birthday. Get all offended when he won’t eat anything. Start crying.
3: Whenever he complains или argues, reply with “What are Ты gonna do Edward? Go to Italy?”
2: Buy him a dog. Name it Jacob.
1: Don’t think.
Oh... one еще thing.... RUN!!!
9: Send him Любовь letters and sign them “You dearest Victoria”.
8: Constantly think about Поцелуи Bella. Run!
7: Lock him in a room with Mike, Tyler, Eric, and Jacob. Give everyone except him a picture of Bella.
6: Tell him the relationship he is having with Bella is practically paedophilia and he could be sent to jail for it.
5: Whenever he leaves a room или says goodbye, get down on your knees and beg him not to go, not again.
4: Make him go out with Ты to a fancy restrant for his Birthday when it isn’t his Birthday. Get all offended when he won’t eat anything. Start crying.
3: Whenever he complains или argues, reply with “What are Ты gonna do Edward? Go to Italy?”
2: Buy him a dog. Name it Jacob.
1: Don’t think.
Oh... one еще thing.... RUN!!!
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2) See my Профиль "spots Bella_Swan3 has joined" for еще information. Sunrise is the spot with the red rose.
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-Renesmee-
I terminate the call, and scream at the вверх of my lungs. It takes Carlisle and Rosalie thirty two секунды to reach me. The other Cullens are out hunting.
I find I can only speak in short bursts, so I focus only on Carlisle's voice, asking me what happened. I try to answer, but then, oh joy, еще pain.
* * *
I've been in labour for the past eight hours now. Imagine, just for a moment, that Rosalie is capable of PMS. And that simultaneously, someone's hidden her hair products, her iPod, her BMW, and her laptop. I was currently in a mood that would make that look like a kitten having a tantrum.
I broke Jacob's wrist by accident.
I terminate the call, and scream at the вверх of my lungs. It takes Carlisle and Rosalie thirty two секунды to reach me. The other Cullens are out hunting.
I find I can only speak in short bursts, so I focus only on Carlisle's voice, asking me what happened. I try to answer, but then, oh joy, еще pain.
* * *
I've been in labour for the past eight hours now. Imagine, just for a moment, that Rosalie is capable of PMS. And that simultaneously, someone's hidden her hair products, her iPod, her BMW, and her laptop. I was currently in a mood that would make that look like a kitten having a tantrum.
I broke Jacob's wrist by accident.