Сумерки (серия романов) Article: Torturing the Volturi Chapter 5

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posted by lollipopszx3

Thirsty

Me :: Hi!! What's up?

Gianna :: Who are Ты talking to?...?

Me :: My readers...

Jane :: No fudging reader likes your story. NOW LET US FREE!!

Me :: *sniffle sniffle* Why are Ты so mean?

Aro :: Little girl...dear... you've been keeping us here for 4 chapters. I think Jane is thirsty.

Me :: Oh that's it? Well I could fix that.

Jane :: Yes. Come a little closer.

Me :: Uh... no thanks. I want Alec to change me but not yet.

Jane :: WHAT?? Ты keep me here and Ты won't even let me have a taste?? I don't care how bad Ты are. Just come!!!!!

Me :: Bad?? Psh. Not even.... Ты want something to eat?

Volturi :: *nods*

Me :: Fine. Hold on.

From :: TheVolturiGirl
To :: All contacts
Subjects :: Emos! Over here.
Wassup my awesome Эмо buddies. If your Эмо come here. Easy way to kill yourself. (not really) Just come and you'll meet some of my awesome vamp friends. :D Be here in an час или else! They're going to eat me alive!! AHH!! Thank Ты my emos.

SEND

Heidi :: What did Ты just do?

Me :: Getting some food.

Caius :: Ты mean people right?

Me :: Yup.

Jane :: Yay! Thank you! And they better have good blood!

Me :: How would I know? I don't drink blood.

Alec :: If Ты become a vampire Ты will.

Me :: Your turning me into a vampire?? Yay!

Alec :: I never сказал(-а) that!

Me :: But Ты implied it...

Heidi :: Do Ты know what implied means?

Me :: No... but I heard it on tv and it makes me sound cool.

Heidi :: Not anymore. Ты just told everybody Ты didn't know what it means.

Me :: Shut up. Maybe they skipped your talking part.

Heidi :: I bet Ты $100 they didn't.

Me :: I bet Ты $5 005 969 785 986 948 586 784 947 684 085.

Heidi :: Good luck finding that.

Me :: .... I hate you.

Jane :: SHUT UP ALREADY! When are the people coming?

Me :: In an hour.

Jane :: It's your story right?

Me :: I think so. I did mention it a bazillon times.

Jane :: Well skip it to the Далее час then!

Me :: Okay okay. Anything to get Ты to stop complaining.

Bella :: WAIT!

Me :: *turns head towards her*

Bella :: Did Ты invite any mountain lions?

Me :: Sorry... I don't know their email adresses. Do Ты want an emo?

Bella :: *shakes head*

Gianna :: Oh and can I have some steaks? Medium rare, cooked properly, barbecue sauce on one side and not the other, and a can of Fanta?

Me :: .... Here's a sandwich. *makes it appear magically in the air* Knock yourself out... literally.

*An час later*

Me :: Time travel is so cool!!

*ding-dong*

Me :: My emos are here!

Jane :: And also my food.

Me :: Эй, guys. What's up? Любовь your new scars! Do I know you?

Эмо Kid :: Oh that's my new Эмо friend.

Эмо Friend :: Hi! I just started being Эмо yesterday!

Эмо Kid :: *whispers* Be depressed.

Эмо Friend :: Okee dokkey! *trying but failing to be depressed* I'm emo...

Me :: Your gonna get eaten...

Эмо Friend :: Oh my gosh really?? Well bye! *runs out the door*

Me :: Any one else want to leave? Good. Follow me. *leads all to the Volturi cage*

Jane :: I want that one! *points at Эмо Kid* He smells good.

Me :: How about I push Ты all in and close the door?

*silence*

Me :: Okay. Everyone okay with that?

*silence*

Me :: *opens door and pushes in and runs* I don't want to hear it! *puts hands over ears* LALALALALALALALA I CAN'T HEAR EMOS GETTING EATEN! LALALALALALALA. THEY BETTER NOT MAKE A MESS IN THE MY CAGE!! LALALALALALA

Mom :: Stephanie... SHUT UP ALREADY!!

Me :: LALALALALA. ITS GIANNA!!

O~O~O~O~O~O~O~O~O~O~O~O~O~O~O~O~O~O~O~O~O~O~O~O~O~O~O~O~O~O~O

I didn't add anyone because I didn't want Ты guys to die. I'm a Храбрая сердцем girl.

SORRY IF I OFFENDED ANY EMOS. ];

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newmoon_lover kkooool plz rite more p.s names teagan

twilight_james awesome! i love this story!

twilight_james plz write more! :)

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Romeo and Juilet play part 1

posted by uniquezandy

Edwards POV
English lit. Great. I already done a lifes work on it and we are going so slow. It is agony! At least I got my Bella to comfort me. So what happened was me and Bella were going down to class walking as a couple (everyone knows we are a couple,)and Bella says, "haven't we got that Romeo and Juliet play soon and they are deciding the people today?" I replied "yes my Любовь but hopefully, we don't have to worry about us being in it."
Boy I was so wrong....

(Teacher) " So I decided that Bella лебедь and Edward Cullen will perform as Romeo and Juilet."

I could tell Bella was not looking forward...

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A Youtube Script(episode seventeen)Kick Me!

posted by moolah

*Agaiin Комментарий Get A Prop!Enjoy The Story Otherwise!*

A Youtube Script:
*episode seventeen*
*Kick Me!*
*Rosalie’s P.O.V*
Emmett: *walks in with Brownie* hey, girls!
Rosalie: *scrunches nose up* Uggh, what is that AWFUL smell?
Emmett: Our new dog, Brownie.
Rosalie: Brownie?
Emmett: Yup!
Rosalie: Nice?
Emmett: I know! Isn’t he cute?
Rosalie: Sure-but can’t Ты take him out of our room so we can have some fun? *makes щенок dog face*
Emmett: It is much cuter whenever Ты do it…but…I don’t know if Browns here would like it.
Brownie: *whimpers*
Emmett: See? I don’t think we should-maybe tomorrow...

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Why I like the Volturi

posted by JaroLover

I know many people who Любовь Edward, Bella, Jacob, the Cullens and all the other characters.

But then there are the other fans: the ones who Любовь the Volturi. And one день I asked myself if they are really as evil as they are portrayed as... I don't think so to be honest. I mean, just look at Marcus and Didyme. They were so cute together and now they are the tragic Влюбленные in this saga. But does anybody care? No. A few days ago, my friend asked me why I find them so sad... They would just be another Twilight pairing... Do I have to say how mad I was? No, but really, I'm a hard Volturi Фан and I won't change that anytime soon. Why do Ты Любовь them? или why not?

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just a twist chapter 16

posted by mia1emmett

the ring

sorry this is short. my brother wont let me finish and i wanted it up today. so yeah..

Chapter 16
Leaving?
I ran past the treaty line and I ran all the way home. Edward was Главная with Alice and Bella. Alice was holding up 3 outfits in front of Nessie and Bella and Edward were at the piano. Everyone was looking at me and I started screaming in my head because I couldn’t find my voice ‘ITS ME STELLA…’. Edward was Далее to me in a секунда “what happened?” I forgot that I was tearing until Bella wiped them away. Alice asked me “whats wrong...

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just a twist chapter 15

posted by mia1emmett

This was writen on my phone ~~~

Our lips locked for a quick секунда before Paul pulled me away and сказал(-а) to Embry "see Ты later lover boy" I laughed and walked with Paul to class. Paul sat Далее to me and asked me "what happend over there?" I laughed and сказал(-а) "my gift to Embry" I winked at Paul and he laughed. The колокол, колокольчик, белл didn't ring yet but the class was full almost all the guys were in. They all moved their seats towards me and Paul. A guy turned to me and сказал(-а) "so your stella?" "yup!" "hot..." Paul gave him a death look. I laughed and сказал(-а) "thanks. Ты are?" "um...I am...Ben"...

Poor Robert :( P.S. I care

posted by NewMoonG

I feel very sorry for Rob. Ever since he was casted for Twilight, people made Видео that he shouldn't be Edward Cullen, but too late now! Too bad so sad for the people who think that he didn't make a perfect Edward, which he did! And how he can't get a girlfriend (besides Kristen) when girls just blow him off! People are just plain STUPID! I HATE them for that!

He'd be better off having an normal life, people, HELLO! He is just a normal person like everyone else! Like that time when he got HIT BY A CAR in New York! And the paparazzi still got all up in his face after that... Idiots! They didn't...

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When the Stars Align...Chap 1

posted by NeeNee14

I didn't want to Переместить to Forks , but my dad got a position at their hospital the head surgeon. We were moving onto a Indian Reservation called La Push. I used to come here all the time when I was little and spend time with my Aunt. I used to play with a couple of the kids there too. We pulled in front of a small house.
"Well this is our house Lanise." he сказал(-а) to me.
"Really?" I сказал(-а) trying to hide my dislike for it.
"Yes really" He сказал(-а) after I got out the car
I grabbed my bags and and walked into the house. I walked up stairs and into my room. I decided to put up my things later.
"I'm going...

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Renn and Micahs Life Chapter 5. (A Continuation of Renn and Jakes Life)

posted by WritenOnTheSand

I know that Will will come here. He is going to want all the truth, but I can't give it to him.

Jacob and Micah fell asleep in the hammock last night, but they still haven't come in.

At this instant I hear the doorbell ring. I hesitate and finally walk to the door.

Will's shadow is on the other side.

I open the door and see his solemn face.

"Will," I pause. "what are Ты doing here." I look at his face and notice the lines creasing his forehead.

"What was that call all about?" He stares into my eyes with anger.

"I told you. I can't." I start to close the door, but he pushes it back open...

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another emmett cullen Любовь story chapter 9

posted by karpach_13

Chapter 9

So Its the last день of school for the Seniors and Ты get your last Сообщить card. Ты and Emmett get all A's. but there is still one matter to be one before Graduation. Ты had to get your wedding dress.

You and Emmett go back Главная and Ты Alice Rosalie and Esme go to 1 last store to try to find the PERFECT dresses.

You guys walk into the Bridal Магазин and Ты Intantly see the dress Ты want.

Alice-___ that would look so pretty on you! (she messes with your hair) if Ты did your hair up in curls with a little tiara, ooohh Ты need to get it ___.

You-Alice, I havent even tried it on yet.

Esme-try...

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emmett cullen Любовь story chapter 6

posted by karpach_13

Ты went through the rest of the school week like a ghost. Ты couldn't get that dream out of your mind. Mike, Angela, Jessica, Erik, Ben, Lauren, and Tyler kept on making sure that Ты couldn't go and Ты told them. That it was a family deal. Ты was in your last class on Friday and the колокол, колокольчик, белл rang. Ты got out of the class and went to your locker seeing that your sibbling were waiting for Ты by your locker. Ты almost made it when Mike stopped and started talking to you.
Mike: Are Ты okay?
You: What do Ты mean?
Mike: I mean Ты have been quiet for the rest of the week.
You: Yeah I am fine. Just...

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Hello, My Name Is: Death ~Vol. 5~ [SIXTEEN]

posted by BuffyFaithFan1

Hello, My Name Is: Death
Volume Five
BuffyFaithfan1
_______________________________
[SIXTEEN]
    When we woke up a few hours later, we were ready for our gig. But, we had a slight problem. Tabra was the one who woke us up.
    "You guys are...a thing now?" He asked as our eyes opened.
    "What?" He said, and I sat up.
    "We'll talk later," I said, jumped out of постель, кровати and threw Jerek his clothes. He went to his closet to retrieve his coat.
    "Let's go." Tabra sighed and left us to it.
    We...

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Hello, My Name Is: Death ~Vol. 3~ [SEVEN]

posted by BuffyFaithFan1

Hello, My Name Is: Death
Volume Three
BuffyFaithfan1
_______________________________
[SEVEN]
    Jerek, Tabra and I entered the house-like headquarters, and I was amazed how nice it looked on the inside compared to the size of it on the outside.
    "This way," Jerek directed us.
    "Alright." Tabra followed Jerek down some steps and I followed him.
    "Shropee!" Jerek called in front of him, and a girl a few inches shorter than me came up to Tabra and took him to the medical диван, мягкий уголок she talked to him about.
    "This...

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Hello, My Name Is: Death ~Vol. 3~ [TWO]

posted by BuffyFaithFan1

Hello, My Name Is: Death
Volume Three
BuffyFaithfan1
_____________________________
[TWO]
    It was time. I could visit Tabra now. I went into room 10, and saw he was awake, but looked like he was hurting a bit.
    "Hey," I said, sitting in a chair by his bed.
    "Hello, Cyd."
    "Yea, about that..." I сказал(-а) and he looked confused, it was a good think they didn't put him on meds to make him all loopy right now. That would be bad.
    "What is it?" He asked.
    "Hau...Haus is alive..."...

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Alice and Emmet Kiss chapter 1

posted by d_s_a_c

[2 days have past since Alice and Emmet have kissed]OH MY GOD Bella need to talk to Ты know something 2 days назад that I should have told Ты about.
"what what is the imerjecny."
alice says "erm...maybe Ты should sit down."
bella says "why.."
Alice says "Ok I...Kissed Emmet"
Bella Says "what what when where how why and is he a good kisser"
Alice says "Yea hes a good kisser and I like him too what should i do my mind is going everywhere help me колокол, колокольчик, белл please."
Bella says well if Ты ask me Ты are talking to the wrong person go and talk to Emmet."
Alice says "ok then I will I`ll Go and see him right...

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Conversation part 3

posted by CarlislesLover

Sorry I may have left Ты on a bit of a cliff hanger last time. So here's part 3.
EnjoyXXXX

I woke up lying on my stomach. Jasper was sat with Rosalie in front of me holding me hand, which I found incredibly odd. I couldn’t see anybody else in the room. There could have been somebody behind me but because I had my head to one side I couldn’t see if there was. I couldn’t feel my back, legs или arms and I felt dizzy. “Where am I?” My voice sounded croaky, like someone had just shoved ad нож down my throat. “You’re in hospital Bella everything’s going to be ok” Ok that was strange...

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Dear Diary:CH 2

posted by Jessie-Louise

It was time to set off to go to school,i сказал(-а) bye to mom and dad and then i walked out the door ,I was so excited i couldnt wait to see Jacob tonight,i was round the corner from School and my cell phone rang it was him Ring* Ring*
"Hello" i сказал(-а) down the phone.
"Hey its me,are Ты still up for tonight?"He asked me.
"yeah i sure am,icant wait it will be great."
"Good,me either anyways i gotta go Любовь you"
"Haha Okay Любовь Ты to bye"
I put the phone down i still had a huge cheesy grin on my face.
I walked into the school gates and Lucy came running up to me as usual.
"Hey,did Ты understand the science...

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Alice's past (1)

posted by Tatti

Alice's past, Alice POV

1913, October 14

- Mary Alice, where are are you? Come here, young lady!- my mother's voice interrupted my thoughts. I was Мечты about tomorrow, about one of the most happiest days of my life. That gorgeous dress and the jewelery will look simply perfect...
- Mary Alice, I am not going to shout anymore, if Ты would not come here...
- I'm coming, mom! - I was already at the the door. My intuitinion told me that if I wouldn't come downstairs, I would have problems. And one thing I truly learned during 12 years of my life was to trust my intuition. My intuition was the...

The Queen Bs Chapter 2

posted by lollipopszx3

There sitting on the постель, кровати was a girl. She was stripped down in her panties and bra. There was a guy on вверх of her, stripped down to his boxers. I didn't take a good look at either of their faces.

The girl screeched at me. "Get out of my room!" she said. I heard some movement. Maybe they were getting dressed или they were looking for something to throw at me.

"It's kind of my room too! I'm your new roommate! Now get dressed!" I screeched back. I don't like looking at people almost naked. Especially if I didn't even know that person!

"What are Ты fricken kidding me?" I looked out of the corner of...

Chris Weitz Talks About The New Moon DVD-The Missing Deleted Scenes..

posted by Renesmee_XD

Orginal Название was meant to be :Chris Weitz Talks About The New Moon DVD-The Missing Deleted Scenes & Why There Is No Cast Commentary but it was too long

Chris Weitz recently spoke to Collider where he discussed the New Moon DVD and his Далее project…

Collider: Yes. How are Ты doing today, sir?

Chris Weitz: I’m very well thank you. How are you?

I’m doing very well actually. Thank Ты for giving me some time today.

Chris: It’s my pleasure.

So have Ты been doing a lot of press today?

Chris: Well Ты are the 5th on my list, so not so much that my brain has turned to Jell-o yet.

So I will...

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Madame Tussauds To Add Robert Pattinson to Their Collection

posted by Renesmee_XD

Perhaps the world’s most famous wax museum is adding Robert Pattinson to their Hollywood stars collection in their flagship, Лондон museum. The price for this in American dollars is roughly $225,000. According to the museum’s site:

“We expect to spark Фан frenzy today as we’ve just confirmed the Далее actor to be admitted into our attraction is the hottest celebrity of the moment, Brit born A-lister and звезда of the phenomenally successful Twilight saga, Robert Pattinson. The wax figure of the British heartthrob will be revealed in March, ahead of the release of his latest film, Remember...