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еще Болталка Twilight Sayings I Thought You'd Enjoy.... x ;)

posted by AliceRoxx

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Heyy guys, so I've got еще awesome quotes/ funny things that are associated with the Twilight Saga Книги или movies!

* Can I just say before Ты read them, these are for the purpose of everyone, they aren't my opinion so please don't shout at me :(

Here goes...

Some people say 'You're obsessed with Twilight!' like it's a bad thing!

Whoever says they don't have an imaginary vampire/werewolf boyfriend obviously hasn't read Twilight!

I’m just wondering... If choosing between Вампиры and Волколаки is like choosing between sparkles and fleas... Can Ты have sparkly fleas?

Team Emmett... because every girl needs a teddy медведь ;)

Team Jacob... because we’d all Любовь a Космос heater ;)

Team Alice... because she can predict the shuffle on her Ipod! ;)

98% of teenage girls would die if Stephenie Meyer сказал(-а) that breathing wasn’t cool.

The world is made up of two types of people... Twilighters and Non-Twilighters. I think Ты know which are the most widely spread ;)

I have been and bought a Volvo, Porshe, Mercedes and a Ferrari just to see if they came with a Cullen ;)

Boys in Книги are just better!

Isn’t scared of thunder anymore... I know it’s just Edward playing baseball!

Is going to get the Волки to help me steal Jasper... That way Alice won’t see ;)

You’re pale white and ice cold. I know what Ты are. Say it. Out loud. Ice cream!

Because of Twilight I know that when a hot boy ignores me it’s only because he’s being polite and resisting my blood ;)

Ты think you’re life sucks? Well I’m in Любовь with a 110 год old, non-existent vampire!

I want to know Team Edward или Team Jacob... или Team Gimme Both?

Переместить over Harry Potter, the Cullens are here! No I’m serious. Move, I can’t see Edward sparkling!

Pillows fear Edward Cullen ;)

Is looking in holiday brochures for 2010... first stop Forks ;)

Team Jasper... Every girl needs a chill pill.

I’ve just been bitten by _____, BRB in 3 days when I’m a beautiful, indestructible, sparkly vampire.

I would be happy to keep Jacob occupied until Renesmee gets older...

I need Cedric Diggory’s magical skills to get Edward Cullen out of the book and into my room...

Jasper Hale... Screwing with your emotions since 1863

Edward Cullen... Bringing sexyback since 1901

I’m heading off to постель, кровати early... Edward might come and watch me sleep...

Pfft... Who wants a knight in shining armour? I bet they’re armour doesn’t SPARKLE.....

I’m so addicted to the Twilight Saga that I can’t even listen to a song without thinking which part the lyrics fit in with ;)

I’ve found that generally it’s only people who HAVEN’T seen Twilight who reckon they hate it...

Is searching on Ebay for a perfect man... Why isn’t Edward/Jacob/Jasper/Emmett on sale?

New Moon was unconditionally and irrevocably smazing!

Things not to say to a Twilight fan: Twilight’s the one with the wizard’s right?

I’m on Team Edward in the Книги but can’t help being on Team Jacob for the Фильмы ;)

Your flirting skills are terrible. Read Twilight, learn from Edward Cullen and THEN Ты can ask me out!

Twilight haters should be shot... Survivors will be fed to the Volturi for lunch ;)

When Ты taste the Twilight Saga a kind of frenzy begins and it’s almost impossible to stop reading! Not many of us have the restraint to do that!

I’ve been kidnapped! I’d prefer no help, it’s Edward ;)

I’ve tried kidnapping Edward... but Alice is always there. She won’t know if I kidnap Jacob though....

If Jacob tried to Kiss me I wouldn’t перфоратор, удар, пунш him in the face.

Hmm... I seem to have a *cough* *cough*, time to go to the Doctor’s! On секунда thoughts, I’m that ill, Dr Cullen might have to come here...

If Jake imprints on Ты then he’ll outlive you. Which is why Ты get Edward to fall in Любовь with Ты and bite you, then run off to Jacob to live with him forever.

I just don’t understand the whole Дебаты about who’s hotter, Edward или Jacob. It’s time to face the facts, Вампиры are cold and Волколаки are hot. Even Stephenie Meyer сказал(-а) it herself ;)

Hope Ты enjoyed them ;) They'll be еще to come I assure you!

If Ты haven't read the first ones I Опубликовано then go onto my Статьи and there's one called 'Random Twilight Sayings I Thought You'd Enjoy!'

Please rate and Комментарий if Ты liked ;)

Thank Ты so much guys, your all so awesome! :D

xxx AliceRoxx xxx

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bambi02, twilightfrk and 8 others like this

brooki LOL! I loved those! They were hilarious!

twilight_james LOLZ!! LOVE THEM AGAIN!

AliceRoxx Aww thank you everyone - I'll try to keep more coming! How bout a fortnightly issue eh? Watch this space ;)

BumBaCicA LOVE it.. all of them xD

tayandkris4evr Those were great!!! Hilarious!!! My fav was; If Jacob tried to kiss me, I wouldn't punch him in the face. hehe those were awesome!ty for posting

AliceRoxx Aww thank you guys! I know I love reading them just as much as you do! Lol yeps tayandkris4evr, that one WAS ny opinion! Lol x Thank you BumBaCicA! I'll keep posting more if I can find/think of them! ;) You guys are all the best x Ly all x

KathyHalliwell "Team Alice... because she can predict the shuffle on her Ipod! ;)" OMG, that was so random. LOOOL I wish I could do that

AliceRoxx Same! Lol I was sat there thinking... hmm... what could Alice do with her powers then... whilst listeniing to my ipod and it totally gave me the idea! x :D

Renesmee_XD Where do you get these they are soooo funny I couldnt stop laughing for a whole day after these ones ROFL

AliceRoxx Haha thank you so much! Wow it's nice to know I made someone laugh! Well I make a lot of them up, or search t-shirts or even just on forums and stuff! I just collect loads and select my fave ones to post on here! x

Hellohoudini Another 5 star rating in my book!

AliceRoxx Aww thank you, it means so much:) x

krolitika_009 pillows fear Edward Cullen ;) this was from Breaking dawn right? hahah !! LOL it was so good . :D Their honeymoon.

WildCherryWolf BWAHAHAHAHAHA lol I love it, Me thinks I need a Jacob space heater.... Ooh and an Edward in the summer..... hmm wonder if they sell those on eBay? STILL 100% TEAM JASPER!!!!!!!!!

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Hello, My Name Is: Death [TWO]

posted by BuffyFaithFan1

Hello, My Name Is: Death
Volume One
BuffyFaithfan1
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[TWO]
Okay, so around a half час later, my friend Tabra finally got here. I'm feeling a little bit еще at ease, but I'm still holding the gun when he entered.
"Are Ты okay, Cydnee?" He asked me, sitting down on the диван, мягкий уголок by my feet.
"Yea, I'm fine. Just feeling the aftershock of almost getting a нож impaled to my face." I сказал(-а) and looked at him. "How are you?"
"I'm doing good actually. But, I'm really worried for you, Cyd." He saw the gun and his eyes widened. "What are Ты gonna do with that gun?"
"Use it."...

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the follow up to a beautiful death part 6

posted by xroylex

"so Ты whole name is renesme? and nothing els?"
i smiled. " my name is renesmee carly cullen black but most people just call me nessie for short"
"so Ты single?" сойка, джей asked.i thought he was ment to be shy?
"jay Ты just carnt go asking Болталка people if there single или not" sam mock punched his arm "but are you?"
"guys leave her alone if she dont wonna answer she doesnt have to" i gave a nervouis chuckle
"thats allright and yeah i am" i admitted as i tried to supress a sigh.
"wow really? i mea no offence but that shocks me cause your fiiiiiiine" сойка, джей spaced the word out placing his hands on the...

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A Life Of Death Part One

posted by a-jforever

Ok heres the start of my new fanfiction. Enjoy.XX

I dropped the gun to the floor. I was thirsty enough not to care about what Kate would say; she needed to get a life. I mean she seriously needed to get a life. She lived off Чтение about the deaths her crew committed. I sprung out of the дерево landing neatly on my feet.

“Who...” The woman asked.

“Shhhh...I won’t hurt you.” What a lie I thought to myself trying to keep the smile off my face.

“What...what do Ты want of me?” She stuttered. I instantly flashed to her side, taking her hand leaning closer to her.

“I won’t hurt you.”...

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The beginning ( Part 7

posted by a-jforever

I havent Опубликовано this in ages I realised so here we go. Please Comment.XXX

Jasper’s POV

“What did Rosalie say earlier?” I asked my eyes narrowing.

Alice met my eyes, sinking her gaze deeply into mine before looking away.

“Oh never mind now.” She sighed standing up.

“Alice?” I asked I didn’t like it when Alice kept things from me.

“It doesn’t matter Jazz.” She сказал(-а) happily getting to her feet.

“Ok then.” I сказал(-а) letting the subject drop.
She took my hands swinging them back and forward.

“Are Ты ok?” She asked, a small smile playing around her lips.

“Yes....why?” I asked...

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Young Love.CH.2

posted by decullen

12 Years later

I'm almost 18 and its almost graduation.Its Edwards turn for a sleepover.I cant wait.I wish I could tell him that I Любовь him but I don't want to wreck our friendship.I heard a knock at my bedroom door.I opened it,the most perfect man was standing in front of me.

"What are Ты doing here?"I asked and finished packing.

"I came to see if your ready."He сказал(-а) and gave me his crooked smile.I got Остаться в живых in his eyes we got closer and closer until our noises were touching.

"WHAT ARE Ты TWO DOING UP THERE!"We heard Alice and Jasper shouting up the stairs.They were one of those couple who were...

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Past Searching Part 1

posted by a-jforever

Here's my new fanfic. Enjoy.XX

Her lips trembled as I began to pull back. “Please Alice; Ты know it’s only for two days.” I сказал(-а) searching her eyes, my hand running carefully along her back.

She was speechless.

“You know I hate to be away from Ты too, but this is something I have to do alone, you’ve inspired me to find out еще about my past but I have to do it alone.” I сказал(-а) moving my hand to brush the length of her cheek.

Her beautiful face was washed with pain and sadness was rolling over me like waves. I almost gave in and told her I was going to stay with her but she spoke,...

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Fell Apart Ch.4

posted by DarkStranger

the funniest thing is, that I don't know why it took me so long to write this chapter. I didn't wanted to write today, but when I read all the comment's, I changed my mind. So... hope Ты like it :)
xxKatie

Still Edward POV (when Bella leaves)

It took two секунды to understand what Bella said. And one секунда to stand up and follow her.

The trees where merged, I saw only face on Bella, in front of me. My subconscious was playing with me. I could not understand what is real what is not.

I suddenly stopped. I took a deep breath, trying to smell Bella. But I only плавить, корюшка animals, and their blood.

Panic...

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Fell Apart ch.2

posted by DarkStranger

E.POV
week ago

Carlise asked me to oversee the Вампиры in NY. They were coming closer Forks. They pose a threat to all, especially to us. We were afraid of volturi.

It was difficult to stand out with the family, even a week. Bella.. I imagined her sitting Далее to me. I imagined her smiling and laughing. It may sound crazy, but I missed her so much, though only an час has passed when I saw her. Her brown hair. I missed her brown eyes when she was human. I missed her blush and сердце beat. But all these things have nothing against my presence with her. I increased speed. Finally I saw NY. It was...

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The beginning ( Part 3

posted by a-jforever

Hope Ты like it XX

Edwards POV

It was just another normal day. There was a new girl, who every male was already picturing them with. She had long brown hair and muddy brown eyes. She went by the name of Isabella although she preferred Bella. I didn’t really see what was so special about her. She was looking at us but we didn’t pay any attention. I was surprised to hear her asked the other human girl, Jessica, who we were. “Who are they?” Bella asked throwing a glance in our direction. I looked from Jessica to Bella who quickly dropped her gaze. Jessica giggled, looking at the table....

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renesmee's first birthday ch 2

posted by amy_r_cullen

Come here Renesme me and moma have got Ты somthing i lifted Renesmee onto my sholders she liked to feel taller than everyone else, i lead the way out, bella was holding my hand with a grin on her face she was as exited as renesmee was i wouldn't allow bella to see renesmee's gift because she would tell her.

"close you're eyes nes...Renesmee were nealy there."
"i cant wait to see what Ты and moma got me".
we didn't get Ты something asuch.

here we are Ты can open you're eyes now renesmee, i had lead everyone over the yard to the clearing
there infrunt of us was a ginourmas дерево house one me emmett and jasper could make i wanted it bigger because renesmee was still growing fast even thow she looked like a teenager.
Renesmee interupted my thouts by leaping of my shoulders and streat into the дерево house.
"I think she likes it than" bella laughed
"I Любовь it renesmee carected frim the tree, everyone burst out in laughter.

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Eclipse Soundtrack Список

posted by cici1264

Here are the the artist on the Eclipse Soundtrack. They are in no particular order. So this is not the order of the soundtrack songs.

1. Metric – “Eclipse (All Yours)”

2. Muse – “Neutron звезда Collision (Love Is Forever)”

3. The Bravery – “Ours”

4. Florence + The Machine – “Heavy In Your Arms”

5. Sia – “My Love”

6. Fanfarlo – “Atlas”

7. The Black Keys – “Chop And Change”

8. The Dead Weather – “Rolling In On A Burning Tire”

9. Beck and Bat For Lashes – “Let’s Get Lost”

10. Vampire Weekend – “Jonathan Low”

11. UNKLE – “With Ты In My Head (featuring The Black Angels)”

12. Eastern Conference Champions – “A Million Miles An Hour”

13. Band Of Лошади – “Life On Earth”

14. Cee-Lo Green – “What Part Of Forever”

15. Howard берег – “Jacob’s Theme”

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Alice's past (4)

posted by Tatti

1918, May 22

The past months has been rough. They tried to torment me as much as possible in order to know where my sister is. My visions was еще and еще calming because I could see Cynthia successfully trying to get away from her terrible past and starting all over again. I even saw a vision with her coming back to our parents soon and my intuition kept telling me that this return won't be a risk. Later I get a new why.
On one beautiful night of May Eleonora Rowenson found her husband dead in his study. The coroner decided it was a сердце attack and since the old man was quite old and suffered...

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Jasper and Alice part 8

posted by kiwi12

Alice

Jasper gave me a weird look, but he took the outfit and went to change after he went hunting. I didn't need to hunt as often as he did, but I needed еще time to get ready. I was really happy with the way I looked. It took me a long time to finish, but Jasper still wasn't at our meeting place. I wanted to check his future, but a part of me worried that he'd slipped. I would feel bad if I was wrong about that, but I didn't want to handle that situation again.

I smoothed my dress and fixed my hair just before he walked up. His eyes bugged and his jaw opened slightly. Recovering himself, he...

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If he never chapter 27

posted by KatiiCullen94

6 Months later. . .
(Tanna is around 11 months and bella is about 8 months pregnant)

"bella, your killing me... how is this working? this is a full human pregnancy, with a half vampire child? Again, Ты amaze us vampires." Carlisle replied puzzeled. i think he was started to rethink whiether he is actaully good at his job....
i felt a sudden jolt, within me... a kick. i sighed and smiled. Carlisle's face brighted once he saw. His hand brushed my now "massive" stomach.
He chuckled as he felt it again.
"Carlisle, do Ты know when Edward comes home. i need him for the birth.. this is his baby...

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Dreams do come true Chapter 4

posted by Darktimes104

I wanted to take a минута to thank all of Ты who read my story and comment...PLEASE continue to do so.(thank you...now to the story :D )

Emmett's POV

I tried to open my eyes, it worked for a minute. I saw her, my angel, the one that saved me. I tried to leave them opened but the pain got worse so I had to close them. After the pain subsisted I tried to speak, I heard screams, it was coming from me. The pain was getting worse now, it was starting at my сердце and shooting all around my body. I was still screaming. "Father, Edward!" I heard someone call in an angelic voice. At that moment my heart...

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Dreams do come true Chapter 2

posted by Darktimes104

Thank Ты for Чтение the 1st chapter...here's the second, I hope Ты enjoy and PLEASE comment!!!

Rosalie's POV

After Edward left I darted deeper into the woods beyond the clearing. There were bears around, I плавить, корюшка them. I continued a little deeper into the woods until one of them came into view. I bent down into a crouch and struck at a cub that was in front of me. After I was done with the cub, I heard a scream of agony coming from straight ahead. I followed the sound until I came to a small clearing no bigger than a dorm room at college. In the clearing I saw another bear, probably the mother...

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Dreams do come true Chapter 1

posted by Darktimes104

The first Фан Fiction story I ever wrote...PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE commit...ID care if the Комментарий is good или bad i need to know, i can handle it. :)

Rosalie's POV

I was in my room sobbing over my old life and the the fact I will be cold and hard forever. A knock at my door broke my thoughts. I quickly pulled myself together and said, "come in." The door opened wide enough to revel Edward, my brother for all intensive purposes. Edward was tall and always looked to have a sadden, i'm going to hurt Ты if Ты say the wrong thing to melook on his face. His hair stuck up every which a way, people we...

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Identity # 3 Intro

posted by Twilight597

Uhm, Yeah most may think Hannah Montana is lame, yeah I do too, but I had a weird Idea for a crossover. Well This is only the beginning, so if Ты want me to keep Письмо tell me and stuff. If it's a waste of time tell me and i wont post it here. and tell me if Ты want me to post my other stories...Ive completely not written on here. I'm mostly on Fanfiction nowadays, so yeah, here ya go.

Identity # 3

Intro

I walked downstairs in the morning to find my producer, Jessica, talking with my dad, while he cooked us some breakfast.

“Good morning Miley! If you’re wondering why I’m here, why don’t...

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Juliet part 23

posted by kiwi12

sorry this took so long

part 23

When Seth and I got to the Cullen's house, Esme invited him to sit and visit. We both sat on a sofa. Carlisle, Esme, Jasper and Emmett were there while Rosalie came in and out of the garage. Esme, ever the hostess, soon brought out a bowl of tortilla chips already topped with a festive salsa. Seth ate while he watched TV with Jasper. Not wanting to be offensive, I decided to eat five chips, hoping that would be enough. After my first, I started talking with Esme. I was exhausted and couldn't really focus. As I reached into the bowl again, my brain was completely...

-There small but perfect piece of there forever'

posted by reneemonique

They run towards each other,
But he runs faster,
He picks her up so softly, a lot еще than any human could.
He presses her warm, limp body against his stone cold one.
They sky around them swirles,
As her сердце beats in rhythm, gently beating faster while his is silent,as silent as silent hill.
A screech, a distance helpless cry is howling through the darkness of the night sky.
His head turns towards the east, her best friend watches in disbelief.
His large face twists in emptyness and jealousy.
His thoughts of lonliness and love.
The silent сердце drops her safely on the ground,
they walk towards each...