Hello, My Name Is: Death
Volume Three
BuffyFaithfan1
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[SEVENTEEN]
"Umm..." I said, and began my story. "I went to Haus when I was seventeen."
"How old are Ты now?" Shropee asked me.
"I'm nineteen. So, two years go." I сказал(-а) and continued. "I was talking to Haus, and I provoked him by trying to kill him. I told him to meet me at Starbucks, and when he got out I had people grab him from behind. I then went up to him with a stake, but he kicked it out of my hands, pushed them away, got into his car and drove off yelling that he'll get back at me. So, two years later, he finds me, hires an assassain and that assassain throws a нож at my head, I dodge it, go home, invite Tabra over, we eat chicken sandwhiches, but I don't eat mine because mine is coated in poison, and now we are here in this ever-growing fued with Haus."
"Good story." Jerek сказал(-а) from behind me, and I jumped.
"God, Ты scared me." I сказал(-а) and he laughed.
"Sorry." He talked to Shropee for a bit, and then we went to his room.
"Ready for the fight?" I asked him, trying to find a good topic to discuss on.
"Yea. I can't wait to kill Haus. Not just because we have to, but because of what he made me do."
"He's all yours." I laughed.
"Were Ты serious?"
"About?" I asked him.
"Provoking Haus." I sighed.
"Yea, I was. I knew what he was, so when Ты told me he was a vampire I made it seem I was a little bit surprised, but not fully surprised. I tried to kill him before, then he tried to kill me, and ta-da, we end up here."
"I'm glad we did end up here." Jerek looked at me.
"Why?" I asked and he kissed my lips.
"Because then I wouldn't have been able to do that." Jerek breathed.
"Oh." I сказал(-а) and we smiled.
"We should sleep, we got to train tomorrow." Jerek said,
"Yea, we do." I сказал(-а) and I started off to my постель, кровати after waving goodbye, but Jerek jumped up and ran to the door, closed it, and locked it. "What are Ты doing?" I asked.
"I want Ты to stay here tonight."
"What?" I сказал(-а) and he grabbed my hand and led me to the bed.
"I'm not gonna' make Ты get naked. I just think we should spend the night together. Like a sleepover." He kissed me again, and I didn't stop him, as if I ever would.
When our lips parted, I nodded. "Alright, I'll stay."
He smiled, and we got into the bed, laid down, and looked at eachother and began talking the night away until we got too tired and nodded off to sleep.
Volume Three
BuffyFaithfan1
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[SEVENTEEN]
"Umm..." I said, and began my story. "I went to Haus when I was seventeen."
"How old are Ты now?" Shropee asked me.
"I'm nineteen. So, two years go." I сказал(-а) and continued. "I was talking to Haus, and I provoked him by trying to kill him. I told him to meet me at Starbucks, and when he got out I had people grab him from behind. I then went up to him with a stake, but he kicked it out of my hands, pushed them away, got into his car and drove off yelling that he'll get back at me. So, two years later, he finds me, hires an assassain and that assassain throws a нож at my head, I dodge it, go home, invite Tabra over, we eat chicken sandwhiches, but I don't eat mine because mine is coated in poison, and now we are here in this ever-growing fued with Haus."
"Good story." Jerek сказал(-а) from behind me, and I jumped.
"God, Ты scared me." I сказал(-а) and he laughed.
"Sorry." He talked to Shropee for a bit, and then we went to his room.
"Ready for the fight?" I asked him, trying to find a good topic to discuss on.
"Yea. I can't wait to kill Haus. Not just because we have to, but because of what he made me do."
"He's all yours." I laughed.
"Were Ты serious?"
"About?" I asked him.
"Provoking Haus." I sighed.
"Yea, I was. I knew what he was, so when Ты told me he was a vampire I made it seem I was a little bit surprised, but not fully surprised. I tried to kill him before, then he tried to kill me, and ta-da, we end up here."
"I'm glad we did end up here." Jerek looked at me.
"Why?" I asked and he kissed my lips.
"Because then I wouldn't have been able to do that." Jerek breathed.
"Oh." I сказал(-а) and we smiled.
"We should sleep, we got to train tomorrow." Jerek said,
"Yea, we do." I сказал(-а) and I started off to my постель, кровати after waving goodbye, but Jerek jumped up and ran to the door, closed it, and locked it. "What are Ты doing?" I asked.
"I want Ты to stay here tonight."
"What?" I сказал(-а) and he grabbed my hand and led me to the bed.
"I'm not gonna' make Ты get naked. I just think we should spend the night together. Like a sleepover." He kissed me again, and I didn't stop him, as if I ever would.
When our lips parted, I nodded. "Alright, I'll stay."
He smiled, and we got into the bed, laid down, and looked at eachother and began talking the night away until we got too tired and nodded off to sleep.
10 Ways to Annoy Emmett Cullen
10. Tell him he looks like a creepy stalker rapist.
9. Inform him, as politely as possible, that he has grizzly in his teeth.
8. Ask who wears the pants in his relationship.
7. Try to stab him through the сердце with a stake.
6. Tell him brawn is out, scrawn is in.
5. Inquires as to how he feels to be the least-liked Cullen male.
4. When he is around, wonder aloud what Rosalie calls him in bed.
3. Ask if he is overcompensating for something with that Jeep.
2. Ask if he is overcompensating for something with those muscles.
And the Number One way to annoy Emmett Cullen?
1. When he denies the above two claims, respond with “That’s not what Rosalie saaaaaid!”
10. Tell him he looks like a creepy stalker rapist.
9. Inform him, as politely as possible, that he has grizzly in his teeth.
8. Ask who wears the pants in his relationship.
7. Try to stab him through the сердце with a stake.
6. Tell him brawn is out, scrawn is in.
5. Inquires as to how he feels to be the least-liked Cullen male.
4. When he is around, wonder aloud what Rosalie calls him in bed.
3. Ask if he is overcompensating for something with that Jeep.
2. Ask if he is overcompensating for something with those muscles.
And the Number One way to annoy Emmett Cullen?
1. When he denies the above two claims, respond with “That’s not what Rosalie saaaaaid!”
10 Ways to Annoy Bella Swan
10. Ask about Mike.
9. Ask about Eric.
8. Ask about Jacob.
7. Ask about Edward.
6. After asking about all these boys, inquire as to how much she is paying them, and where in the White Pages she looked for fake fan-boys.
5. When she complains about not being a vampire, throw glitter on her and claim she sparkles just like a vampire in the sun.
4. Ask if the thought of Edward biting her makes her… happy.
3. Say that since Edward is technically dead, she is into necrophilia. Tell her that is sick and wrong, and she should stop with her weird fetishes.
2. Tell her we all know about the real reason she married Edward – the honeymoon.
And the Number One way to annoy Bella Swan?
1. Tell her that Ты and Jacob imprinted on each other, and are getting married. Tell her Ты are pregnant, and will be with him forever. Videotape the reaction.
10. Ask about Mike.
9. Ask about Eric.
8. Ask about Jacob.
7. Ask about Edward.
6. After asking about all these boys, inquire as to how much she is paying them, and where in the White Pages she looked for fake fan-boys.
5. When she complains about not being a vampire, throw glitter on her and claim she sparkles just like a vampire in the sun.
4. Ask if the thought of Edward biting her makes her… happy.
3. Say that since Edward is technically dead, she is into necrophilia. Tell her that is sick and wrong, and she should stop with her weird fetishes.
2. Tell her we all know about the real reason she married Edward – the honeymoon.
And the Number One way to annoy Bella Swan?
1. Tell her that Ты and Jacob imprinted on each other, and are getting married. Tell her Ты are pregnant, and will be with him forever. Videotape the reaction.
10 Ways to Annoy Alice Cullen
10. Take her credit cards and shopping vouchers, hold them above your head and tell her to “jump for it”.
9. Tell her if she was just a few centimeters shorter she could legally be a midget.
8. Wear the trashiest possible clothing whenever Ты can.
7. Tie her up in a straightjacket. When she protests, tell her she needs to go back to the loony bin.
6. When Ты go into the sun with her, fall into a twitching heap on the ground and moan “I’m melting.”
5. Pelt her with cloves of garlic.
4. When she gets a vision, ask if her “spidey senses” are tingling.
3. Trip her up and ask if she saw it coming.
2. Ask her what Ты will be doing in five минуты every ten minutes.
And the Number One way to annoy Alice Cullen?
1. email her dozens of application forms for the position of speaker on psychic hotlines.
10. Take her credit cards and shopping vouchers, hold them above your head and tell her to “jump for it”.
9. Tell her if she was just a few centimeters shorter she could legally be a midget.
8. Wear the trashiest possible clothing whenever Ты can.
7. Tie her up in a straightjacket. When she protests, tell her she needs to go back to the loony bin.
6. When Ты go into the sun with her, fall into a twitching heap on the ground and moan “I’m melting.”
5. Pelt her with cloves of garlic.
4. When she gets a vision, ask if her “spidey senses” are tingling.
3. Trip her up and ask if she saw it coming.
2. Ask her what Ты will be doing in five минуты every ten minutes.
And the Number One way to annoy Alice Cullen?
1. email her dozens of application forms for the position of speaker on psychic hotlines.
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