Болталка voice: Get up. -Kicks me in the side-
Me: W t f man, Ты don't have to kick me.
Болталка voice: -Kicks again- Hey! I'm not a man! My name is Jane and I am very much a girl!
Me: I don't know that for sure... - Gets up and stands up-
Jane: -Growls and trys to burn me- Why isn't it working?!
Me: -Smirks- I am invincable! Mwahahaha!
-A big guy walks in-
Me: Woah. -Eyes go big and stares at him-
Man: Stop staring, staring isn't nice!
Jane: -Rolls eyes- Felix take the girl away, my powers don't work on her.
Felix: -Rolls eyes and grab me by the arm- Let's go human that has a staring problem.
Me: -Pouts- I don't have a staring problem! You're just incredibly gorgues, kinda hard not to stare.
Felix: -Shrugs- You're not too bad yourself.
Me: -Turns to Felx- Wanna make out?
Felix: -Gives me weird look-
Me: -Shrugs- Your loss..
Felix: -Keeps giving me weird look- You're weird.
Me: -Smiles- So I've been told. -Gets thrown in room- What tha?
Felix: -Leaves room-
Me: -Looks around room- Brianna!
Brianna: -looks at me- Huh? What? Hi? Ah, I'm so confused. -Curls up in ball-
Me: -Pats head- It's okay. I'm confused too.
Brianna: -Comes out of ball- I'm hungry.
Me: Me too.
Brianna: Shelby, Shelby Shelby, Shelby, Shelby, Shelby, Shelby.
Me: What?! Ah, shush it! -Covers ears-
Voice: Uhhhhh...
Brianne: -Looks up- Oh, hi Alec.
Alec: What's with her? -Looks at me with my ears covered and eyes squeezed shut-
Brianna: She's confused and annoyed. -Smiles triumphently(sp?)-
Me: -Un coveres ears and opens eyes- Hi. -Smiles at Alec-
Alec: -Gives me weird look and waves slightly.- Hello.
Me: -Gives him crazy look- Why are we here? Why are Ты here? Why is the world here?
Brianna and Alec: Huh?
Me. -Shrugs and starts picking at my skinny jeans-
Brianna: Mmmhhhmmm...
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Me: W t f man, Ты don't have to kick me.
Болталка voice: -Kicks again- Hey! I'm not a man! My name is Jane and I am very much a girl!
Me: I don't know that for sure... - Gets up and stands up-
Jane: -Growls and trys to burn me- Why isn't it working?!
Me: -Smirks- I am invincable! Mwahahaha!
-A big guy walks in-
Me: Woah. -Eyes go big and stares at him-
Man: Stop staring, staring isn't nice!
Jane: -Rolls eyes- Felix take the girl away, my powers don't work on her.
Felix: -Rolls eyes and grab me by the arm- Let's go human that has a staring problem.
Me: -Pouts- I don't have a staring problem! You're just incredibly gorgues, kinda hard not to stare.
Felix: -Shrugs- You're not too bad yourself.
Me: -Turns to Felx- Wanna make out?
Felix: -Gives me weird look-
Me: -Shrugs- Your loss..
Felix: -Keeps giving me weird look- You're weird.
Me: -Smiles- So I've been told. -Gets thrown in room- What tha?
Felix: -Leaves room-
Me: -Looks around room- Brianna!
Brianna: -looks at me- Huh? What? Hi? Ah, I'm so confused. -Curls up in ball-
Me: -Pats head- It's okay. I'm confused too.
Brianna: -Comes out of ball- I'm hungry.
Me: Me too.
Brianna: Shelby, Shelby Shelby, Shelby, Shelby, Shelby, Shelby.
Me: What?! Ah, shush it! -Covers ears-
Voice: Uhhhhh...
Brianne: -Looks up- Oh, hi Alec.
Alec: What's with her? -Looks at me with my ears covered and eyes squeezed shut-
Brianna: She's confused and annoyed. -Smiles triumphently(sp?)-
Me: -Un coveres ears and opens eyes- Hi. -Smiles at Alec-
Alec: -Gives me weird look and waves slightly.- Hello.
Me: -Gives him crazy look- Why are we here? Why are Ты here? Why is the world here?
Brianna and Alec: Huh?
Me. -Shrugs and starts picking at my skinny jeans-
Brianna: Mmmhhhmmm...
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*You're a little fat!
*Every boy in the school prefer Bella than you!
*If Ты look in the mirror it breaks!
*Emmett is cheating Ты with Jessica!
*Emmett told me that you're so worthless that! doesn't serve either to have a child!
*Carlisle told me that he saved Ты because Ты were ruining the beauty of the streets!
*Edward prefer Bella because she's human!
*Emmett сказал(-а) he is dating Ты because he feels sorry for you!
*I think Ты Любовь Jacob Black!
*I think emmett is too beautiful for you!
*You look like a transvestite!
*You are the worse baseball player in the world!
*You are smelling like a dog! I think Ты had sex with jacob!
*You are just a pretty face, but Ты are so dumb!
*You need bigger hight heels
*I Put all your new clothes on the roof
*Jasper told me that Ты are not good at sex
*you would be perfect for the role of the dwarf in Snow White
*Jasper told me he thinks I'm hot
*Esme told me that I'm her Избранное daughter
*Your power is useless, the visions change
*I think Jane is taller than you
*Your hair looks like a метла
*Bella hates you
*What was your human mother name?
*I donated your new clothes to Jacob and Sam
*Edward told me that when Charlie first saw Ты he thought that Ты were Bella's 8 years old cousin
*Last night Emmett and I had sex in your car and broke it
Hello Everyone! I'm bringing another story that I'm Письмо called Bedroom Confessions! I'm posting the link, hoping Ты will take a look at it. This story is for mature audiences only as it contains violence and murder. 9 chapters & 487 reviews!
Summary: Edward was investigating the perfect murder. Part of his job was to protect the only witness's identity from the murderer. But can he control his feelings for her, and can he handle the secrets she hides? AH/AU;E/B
If Ты like this one, make sure to check out the other stories listed on my profile! Thanks, and I hope Ты enjoy it!
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Summary: Edward was investigating the perfect murder. Part of his job was to protect the only witness's identity from the murderer. But can he control his feelings for her, and can he handle the secrets she hides? AH/AU;E/B
If Ты like this one, make sure to check out the other stories listed on my profile! Thanks, and I hope Ты enjoy it!
Link---> link