Сумерки (серия романов) Article: The FUNNIEST Twilight EVA

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posted by IluvjacobOk

ISSABELLA SWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN
Oh no, it was morning i could hear my stepmather shouting. I've been up all night thinkin' about this... and if i want 2 get somewere in my life i will have 2 run away.

ISSABELLA SWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!

So i just jump out of the window. Unfortuntly i forgot we were living in apartments in the city. Well at least it's better than 2 be whith step-mother...

I know i'me gonna die right here right now. Well i sorta loved my life...

I woke up in heaven, at least i thougt it was heaven. I... i... i... i... i lookd in the most beutifull face i ever saw!

"what's your name... stranger?"
"Emmett Cullen. And i am a vampire!"
"Thats cool." i awnserd calmly.
"wow i'me surprized."
"4 what?"
"Well i am a vampire..."
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!"
Then... i saw lights... flashing... a HORRIBLE pain... up my neck! I'me dying.... i'me dyiiiiiiiiing!!!!!
Get me 2 a hospitil.
No, NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

ISSABELLA SWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN
Oh no, it was morning i could hear my stepmather shouting. I've been up all night thinkin' about this... and if i want 2 get somewere in my life i will have 2 run away.

ISSABELLA SWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!

So i just jump out of the window. Unfortuntly i forgot we were living in apartments in the city. Well at least it's better than 2 be whith step-mother...

I know i'me gonna die right here right now. Well i sorta loved my life...

I woke up in heaven, at least i thougt it was heaven. I... i... i... i... i lookd in the most beutifull face i ever saw!

"what's your name... stranger?"
"Emmett Cullen. And i am a vampire!"
"Thats cool." i awnserd calmly.
"wow i'me surprized."
"4 what?"
"Well i am a vampire..."
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!"
Then... i saw lights... flashing... a HORRIBLE pain... up my neck! I'me dying.... i'me dyiiiiiiiiing!!!!!
Get me 2 a hospitil.
No, NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

ISSABELLA SWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN
Oh no, it was morning i could hear my stepmather shouting. I've been up all night thinkin' about this... and if i want 2 get somewere in my life i will have 2 run away.

ISSABELLA SWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!

So i just jump out of the window. Unfortuntly i forgot we were living in apartments in the city. Well at least it's better than 2 be whith step-mother...

I know i'me gonna die right here right now. Well i sorta loved my life...

I woke up in heaven, at least i thougt it was heaven. I... i... i... i... i lookd in the most beutifull face i ever saw!

"what's your name... stranger?"
"Emmett Cullen. And i am a vampire!"
"Thats cool." i awnserd calmly.
"wow i'me surprized."
"4 what?"
"Well i am a vampire..."
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!"
Then... i saw lights... flashing... a HORRIBLE pain... up my neck! I'me dying.... i'me dyiiiiiiiiing!!!!!
Get me 2 a hospitil.
No, NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Эй, wait a sec i'me just repeating the same story, all over again...

Someone: That's why u should let me tell the story.
Bella: Эй, who are u?
Someone: I was wondering if u could tell me?
Someone else: I'de tell u.

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Amore - Ch. 6 - Roommate

posted by patrisha727

For certain comments, *winks* I thought who should be Bella's roommate. I hope Ты like the idea! ^_^

The dorm was larger than expected. My eyes were wide with shock. I'm not even sure this is a dorm! It could be as large as my living room back in Phoenix. There was one large white диван, мягкий уголок in the center of the room in front of me facing the wall. On the Стена was a flat screen TV. I check the number on the dorm. Room 34. Yeah, I'm in the right room. Is this the type of dorm that everyone has? On the left side on the room was one twin-sized постель, кровати and on the right, was another twin sized bed. Under...

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Life is for Living (Esme's POV) Chapter 8 Big News

posted by alicecullenrox1

Chapter 8- Big News

January 1920

I had been feeling very under the weather lately. I was surprised... Charles hadn't hurt me at all since his arrival home. To tell the truth everything about him had changed. He seemed to truly care about my well being. Something I'd never thought I would see. This morning I told him I wasn't feeling well. He made an appointment with the doctor. Again... this doctor was nothing like the one human being I truly longed to see. Dr. Cullen. My personal angel.

I sighed at the moment I was at the doctors office waiting for the results of my many tests. There were a...

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Naked Volturi Leaders in New Moon

posted by Alice_Cullen_

Newcomer to the Twilight saga, Jamie Campbell-Bower, dished to MTV about why New Moon will have a PG-13 rating. It isn't all because of shirtless hunks Taylors Lautner and Robert Pattinson, but due to some good lookin' naked guys:

" 'We just all sit there, completely naked, for one scene," revealed "New Moon" actor Jamie Campbell Bower, talking about a racy moment that was added into the upcoming film. "Yeah, it's me, Michael Sheen and Christopher [Heyerdahl]; we just sit there, naked'...

In actuality, the scene has a fully clothed Carlisle visiting the Volturi in Italy, only to locate Aro, Caius and Marcus in a bathhouse. 'It's a full-body shot, and then Peter comes in, and it all gets a bit awkward,' Bower said. "[Carlisle] is clothed completely. They're bathing in sort of a Roman bath kind of thing.' "

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Another Half Ch 3

posted by rose_emmett

Okay so I think the Далее 2 chapters are going to be in Renesmee's POV. I dont really know what else to say so ENJOY!

Renesmee's POV:

Since I still had an час until I had to meet him at the пляж, пляжный I didnt rush. I walked slowly through the forest listening to the birds and admiring the trees and other plants. As I walked I came across my dad and Carlisle walking back towards the house. I didnt pay any attention to them, I just kept walking.

When I finally made it to the пляж, пляжный it was about 6:45 and I didnt think Jake would be there already but he was sitting on the sand facing the ocean.

As I walked...

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Rosalie's Stroy

posted by TwilytCraze247

chapter one. unlawful death

It had been a warm день for Rochester. But not warm enough for the sun to come out. I was in a happy and in an up right mood, but why wouldn’t I be, it was a couple days from marrying my fiancé Royce, he came from a wealthy, and respectable family my father had chosen for me. It was only right Royce and I was betrothed together. It was all about how the public viewed the family, I was told that from my mother at a very young age, I was also told that I would make the family very pleased when I was older as I would be the most beautiful girl in all of the world and...

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Another Half Ch 1

posted by rose_emmett

This story is about Renesmee and Jacob's relationship. Renesmee is full grown now and of course Jacob hasnt aged. There is still a treaty so the cullens cant go on la push. The cullens left to go to college and Jacob and Renesmee havent seen each other in a long time. This is my first story so it might not be all that good, but i still hope everyone will enjoy it.

Jacob's POV:

I walked down to the пляж, пляжный and found the old piece of drift wood Bella and I used to sit on. I sat there for a momment remembering all the things we had talked about, but then my mind traveled off to thinking about Renesmee....

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The last Beat-chapter1- Different ending

posted by scarlet13

THE HEART IS SO EASILY BROKEN

This is my own version , I hope Ты like it and please remember to Комментарий
P.s. The beginning in italics is a flashback .

************Bella's POV**********

He took a deep breath and stared, unseeingly, at the ground for a long moment. His mouth twisted the tiniest bit. When he finally looked up, his eyes were different, harder-like the liquid Золото had Холодное сердце solid.

"Bella, I dont want Ты to come with me."

He spoke the words slowly and precisely, his cold eyes on my face, watching as I absorbed what he was really saying.
There was a pause as I repeated the words in my head a few times, sifting...

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Letters From Edward Chapter 14

posted by team_robward

Chapter 14.
New Arrivals:

I just sat there for a couple of minutes, Чтение that last paragraph over and over I was truly mesmerized by it. I couldn’t really get over how sweet it was no one ever talked to me like this and he’s handwriting also helped.
“When you’ve finished Чтение the letter please write a reply, this is the third last reply we’ll be doing in class” Mrs Anderson announced. The class began groaning. The noise woke me from my dazzled state.
“Well Ты honestly didn’t think we were only Письмо to pen pals for the rest of the term did you?” Mrs Anderson asked the...

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Breaking Eclipse. a new Twilight book.

posted by UchihaYuki

Okay, Here's all 8 of my chapters + my two Любовь stories.
[:

I've decided to make all my Twilight story chapters into a book like thing, So that's why i put them all together in this, I'm naming it "Breaking Twilight."
i was also thinking "Breaking Eclipse"
but I'm still thinking, but yeah.
I'm glad everyone likes my story! x]
theres еще coming!
-Yuki <3

Chapter One: The Game.

It was
Saturday evening, I was sitting on one of the couches in my new family’s house,
I was waiting for Edward to come back with Renesmee или as everyone else liked to call
her “Nessie” which I was getting used to by know....

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moonshining night/day part 4

posted by leisha4

Эй, everybody. sorry its taken so long i've had quite a lot to do. its not long but i hope Ты like it anyway :) Cari i hope the last bits okay Ты logged off when i needed the answer so i just went with my instincts, i hope thats fine with you??

part 3
Carlisle wasn’t listening to much of our conversation. He seemed preoccupied in his own thoughts.
“Are Ты okay?” I asked him. Edward suddenly let out a growl, letting go of my waist, he stalked out.
“What’s the matter?” Emmett asked.
“I know who’s after us.” Carlisle сказал(-а) dully.
“Who?” Esme pleaded.
“Victoria’s sister,...

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Nightfall (A Sequel to Dusk) Chapter 16: Unspoken избранное (Jake's POV)

posted by lovethecullens

Chapter 16: Unspoken избранное (Jake's POV)

As I was about to take my anger out on Edward, a crushing thought came into my mind.
My voice was unsteady. “I told her she would be ok… I knew all along that this was a bad idea and I went along with it. It’s all my fault… and here I am blaming everyone else. I’m sorry.” My head was spinning I had to get out of there. As I headed for the stairs a strange beeping started up in Amore’s room. A strange сердце began to beat furiously. I paused where I stood about to head down the stairs. I slowly turned around ignoring everyone else as...

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FanFiction contest information!

posted by dinosteph

Эй, guys!!
So I kinda let the idea sit around for a couple days and now have a total of 7 people who would be interested in Письмо a piece for the contest.

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twilightGGlost
Edward_Bella234
_madz_
patrisha727
jamie_kataeff
Twilight597
dinosteph
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I am going to give this Список another 24 hours and then tomorrow night I will post word limits, themes, and how judging is going to work. I'll let Ты know right now that we're going to keep it short, probably around 1500 words.

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Kayla's Secret, Chapter 35

posted by twilight-7

I stared at Alice, convinced I’d misheard what she just said. She’d seen Charlie? That was impossible....no one could see him. Not with the Shadow Hunters there. But Mitchell сказал(-а) the Shadow Hunters were gone. So that means Alice can see him.
I smiled widely and jumped with happiness. Mitchell stood up slowly, finding it hard to believe too.
“What did Ты see?” we both asked together.
She frowned then, looking up at Edward. He nodded once. I hated that. She was asking him permission to tell me. Why did people do that? Edward wasn’t my owner. They could tell me anything they wanted to,...

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eternal night part 23

posted by _madz_

okay guys, this is really short. im sorry, i've just had no time this week. please tell me what Ты think anyway :)

part 22
“If there was only some way to make Ты see that I can’t leave you.” I whispered. “Time, I suppose, will be the way to convince you.”
The corner of her mouth pulled up slightly. The idea must have pleased her. “Okay.” She сказал(-а) agreeably.
I was glad to see her happier again but the pain was still flowing through me at full force.
A questioning look came into her eyes before she asked “So—since you’re staying. Can I have my stuff back?” she spoke in...

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Laurent Da Revin

posted by AdaLove

Laurent was an original member of James' coven. When James and Victoria chose to hunt Bella Swan, Laurent told the Cullens everything about them.
After this, Laurent went to live with the Denali Coven; despite living with "vegetarian" vampires, Laurent cheated the diet as evidenced by his red irises.

******Death*******

When Bella visited Edward's meadow, Laurent stumbled across her, having returned to Forks as a scout for the vengeful Victoria. He attempted to kill Bella (he was currently hunting when he found her) and he reasoned that being killed by him was a better fate than being found by...

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moon shining night/day part 3

posted by leisha4

Hey. two in one day! Here’s the Далее part.

part 2
“Are Ты okay?” esme asked
“no.” I replied holding Edward.
“What’s the matter Bella”” jasper asked.
I let go of Edward and turned towards the rest of my family. All of them had their faces full of worry. I couldn’t hurt them again, this is my last time I told myself. I took a deep breath that whizzed down my throat. “ I’m so sorry.” I told them” I’ve put Ты in danger again.”

Part three.
“Well there’s no surprise there then.” Emmett chuckled. Rosalie threw a look of pure disbelief I his direction. Emmet shut...

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Emmet-The monkey-man!

posted by AdaLove

Emmett McCarty was changed into a vampire by Dr. Carlisle Cullen in 1935, two years after Rosalie Hale had been changed. When Rosalie came across him, Emmett was being mauled by a медведь in the mountains of Tennessee. He had nearly died from the attack, but Rosalie saved him and carried him over a hundred miles back to Carlisle. Rosalie was noted as saying that it took nearly all her strength not to kill him. She also сказал(-а) that she brought him to Carlisle so that he, with his stronger endurance of human blood, could save Emmett. She also сказал(-а) that the reason behind having Carlisle save Emmett...

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moon shining night/day part 2

posted by leisha4

hi again. some people wanted еще to this story, so I’ve done a bit more. I’ve had a lot of coursework to do so this is sort of short so hopefully it will keep your interest.

Part 1
“Bella what’s the matter?” Edward asked anxiously.

I let my shield down, heft it right out my brain so that it wouldn’t protected me anymore. And shouted with my mind in to Edwards.

“His got amnesia.”

Edward looked confused “who?” he asked out loud?
“Charlie” I whispered with my mind just before it snapped right back.

Edward flinted towards me in less the 3.2 of a секунда and he had me in his glorious...

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Sequel To Sunbreak, Chapter 1

posted by mrsblack_1089

This is a continuation to my original story, Sunbreak. I couldn't find a good enough name, so for now it's just 'The Sequel' haha. =D I hope everyone likes this as much as Sunbreak, and I rely on LOADS of positive Комментарии to continue this Sequel! So read, review and rate! Enjoy! xoxo mrsblack_1089

"I just can't believe how big they are!" Emily cooned as she and I watched the twins sleeping. The blue-ish, green-ish light of the bonfire flickered across their faces where they lay on Jacob's lap, breathing steadily in and out.
I could never get over how breathtaking my two little children were....

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Renesmee Black's Story, Chapter 1

posted by renesmeblack

Hey, peeple! I wanted to let Ты know that the never-ever-ever-ending story of Renesmee hasn't ended. YOU'RE STILL Чтение IT RIGHT NOW!!!
Yup. Welcome to chapter 22. Yay!
Okay, I'll let Ты get back to your reading...

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Jacob

I had to be surprised. Why wouldn't I be? Edward was pretty mad when he read in my mind what happened two nights ago. He was even madder when he found Renesmee was crazy enough to keep... IT. I thought Renesmee was going mad. She would still bite if we'd taken the thing out first chance. I felt sick to my stomach. This wasn't right. I'm going to be a father. If it's a son,...