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posted by IluvjacobOk

ISSABELLA SWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN
Oh no, it was morning i could hear my stepmather shouting. I've been up all night thinkin' about this... and if i want 2 get somewere in my life i will have 2 run away.

ISSABELLA SWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!

So i just jump out of the window. Unfortuntly i forgot we were living in apartments in the city. Well at least it's better than 2 be whith step-mother...

I know i'me gonna die right here right now. Well i sorta loved my life...

I woke up in heaven, at least i thougt it was heaven. I... i... i... i... i lookd in the most beutifull face i ever saw!

"what's your name... stranger?"
"Emmett Cullen. And i am a vampire!"
"Thats cool." i awnserd calmly.
"wow i'me surprized."
"4 what?"
"Well i am a vampire..."
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!"
Then... i saw lights... flashing... a HORRIBLE pain... up my neck! I'me dying.... i'me dyiiiiiiiiing!!!!!
Get me 2 a hospitil.
No, NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

ISSABELLA SWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN
Oh no, it was morning i could hear my stepmather shouting. I've been up all night thinkin' about this... and if i want 2 get somewere in my life i will have 2 run away.

ISSABELLA SWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!

So i just jump out of the window. Unfortuntly i forgot we were living in apartments in the city. Well at least it's better than 2 be whith step-mother...

I know i'me gonna die right here right now. Well i sorta loved my life...

I woke up in heaven, at least i thougt it was heaven. I... i... i... i... i lookd in the most beutifull face i ever saw!

"what's your name... stranger?"
"Emmett Cullen. And i am a vampire!"
"Thats cool." i awnserd calmly.
"wow i'me surprized."
"4 what?"
"Well i am a vampire..."
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!"
Then... i saw lights... flashing... a HORRIBLE pain... up my neck! I'me dying.... i'me dyiiiiiiiiing!!!!!
Get me 2 a hospitil.
No, NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

ISSABELLA SWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN
Oh no, it was morning i could hear my stepmather shouting. I've been up all night thinkin' about this... and if i want 2 get somewere in my life i will have 2 run away.

ISSABELLA SWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!

So i just jump out of the window. Unfortuntly i forgot we were living in apartments in the city. Well at least it's better than 2 be whith step-mother...

I know i'me gonna die right here right now. Well i sorta loved my life...

I woke up in heaven, at least i thougt it was heaven. I... i... i... i... i lookd in the most beutifull face i ever saw!

"what's your name... stranger?"
"Emmett Cullen. And i am a vampire!"
"Thats cool." i awnserd calmly.
"wow i'me surprized."
"4 what?"
"Well i am a vampire..."
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!"
Then... i saw lights... flashing... a HORRIBLE pain... up my neck! I'me dying.... i'me dyiiiiiiiiing!!!!!
Get me 2 a hospitil.
No, NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Эй, wait a sec i'me just repeating the same story, all over again...

Someone: That's why u should let me tell the story.
Bella: Эй, who are u?
Someone: I was wondering if u could tell me?
Someone else: I'de tell u.

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the follow up to a beautiful death part 5

posted by xroylex

the morrning passed quickly so when i started to walk towards the dining hall i was thinking about what had happened the two leasons i was in.
i sat at the back with my капот, худ still up when they asked me to take it down i just looked at them and they just сказал(-а) oh no matter keep it up. this was teachers. the students looked like they hated me allready so i kept it up.
but i guessed i could go round with my капот, худ up all день so as i grabbed my lunch and caught sight of селезень, дрейк staring at me smiling patting the chair oppersit him. i started to walk over listerning to him and his mates chatting.
"bet...

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the follow up to a beautiful death part 2

posted by xroylex

"wait stop" i pleaded
i felt the air shake as if something starang and out of the ordanary was happerning
"who are you? turn slowly we need to see something" this dark but some how fimiliar voice oreded so i did i turned very slowly not giving them reason to kill me.

there he was. paul.
"omg! paul! its been ages" i started to Переместить toward him but he stepped back and did what jake onse did. he shook.
"hey calm down paul geez if jake was here he would be laughing" i sighed as he tensed at the sound of his best Друзья name.
"how do Ты know jake?" he asked he wasnt so violent anymore so that must...

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Blackout!!! Part 10

posted by smileyfaceddude

I sighed with relief as the phone conversation was over and snapped it shut. God! Edward, is way too curious, and pushy, he asks too many questions, as if he was interrogating me; which he kind of was. I thought over tonight, and Renesmee's little adventure. I had to get rid of those bottles, so that would NEVER happen again, (and my new shoes, which i had just started to like). I'm not sure what would best for us right now, and Edward was asking what’s going on, and where precisely Renesmee was, I was glad he couldn’t read my mind from the phone.

Renesmee

Oh.
What a throbbing headache!...

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Holiday ch 3

posted by amy_r_cullen

Edward's pov

"Daddy say somthing, Ты haven't сказал(-а) anything for about ten miniits i'll read you're mind if Ты don't tell me". Renesmee pushed.

"Sorry Renesmee i was just thinking can Ты read you're mothers mind". I questioned.

"Errr I think so why, do Ты wan't me to". Renesmee replied.

"well yes please, it's just you'r mother only lets me in her head when she wants me there, and the rest of the time I have to guess". I was trying to persuade Renesmee to help me.

"Why do Ты want to know what goes on in momma's head". Renesmee pushed.

"I just want to know if she is happy или not или if she worries...

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True Lies,Teen Girls(Chapter Eight)

posted by moolah

Bella’s P.O.V:
I pulled up my hair. Then took off my dress, only leaving my bra and panties on. The sexy one’s Ali bought me. About 10 минуты later I heard my cell phone ringing, “Fireflies” by Owl City. It was Alice. I immediately answered it, “Alice!” Someone chuckled, “No,” I frowned, “Edward?” “No, but its Victoria.” I screamed, “WHAT DO Ты WANT WITH THEM?” I started putting on my jeans, and put on my tank top. “I want you. I want to kill you-you killed James, and if Ты run, I have a army of newborns and they will kill you, Bella.” She snarled, “Victoria,...

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Gone Part 8

posted by CarlislesLover

Sorry I haven't Опубликовано this in ages.
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6 Years later.
I’m now twenty-four years old. I’m married to Edward and we live in Canada together. I still have my job as a fashion designer and I do model. But lately I’ve been asked to do other things. I got a letter through the post a few days назад about being in a film. I didn’t Показать Edward because I knew he would say no, so I kept it to myself. I really would like to be in the film, but it would mean I would be away from Edward for ages. I was already spending a lot of time away from Edward. He’s at Главная right now whilst I’m in New Zealand....

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Heidi's past Part 5

posted by a-jforever

Ok heres Heidi's Past part 5. Please comment.XXX

I had been in pain for so long. Let it be over soon I thought to myself. The coldness has disappeared almost as soon as it had arrived. I could feel the огонь racing nothingness towards me heart, my body was failing to it. This wasn’t right. This couldn’t be death, so what was it. It got to the point where the огонь got to my сердце and it felt like my сердце was taking off, then nothing. I couldn’t even hear my own heartbeat anymore, или even feel my heart. My senses were sharper; my instincts told me I was alone. I didn’t like to be alone....

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Adventure in New York

posted by alicecullenrox1

Chapter 1- The Unimaginable

Kate's POV

New York. When Ты go, Ты imagine a nice vacation, maybe a business meeting. Ты wouldn't dream of having your entire world crash around Ты as the past, becomes part of the present.

I was leaving the shopping center when I noticed something peculiar going on in the city. I imediately dialed Alice's number. Hearing the ringing echoing in my ear was like torture.

“Hello?” I heard Alice ask, she sounded afraid. Something was up....

"Alice! Something's wrong! People in the city are Актёрское искусство strange! I was waiting for Ты guys at the shopping center and everyone...

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Kayla's Visions, Chapter 37

posted by twilight-7

Kayla’s POV

“Cheat!” Emmett shouted, throwing the controller down. He was careful not to throw it so hard that it might break.
“No I didn’t!” I shouted back. “You’re a sore loser!”
He stood up and I stood up. We narrowed our eyes.
“Let’s settle this,” he said. “One on one. Outside.”
“You’re on.”
“I don’t think so,” Rosalie, who had been watching us play the game, stood up and squeezed herself between us.
“Rose, don’t get involved,” Emmett said, trying to push her away.
“She’s pregnant, Ты idiot,” she smacked him across the head. “Sit down.”...

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Talent Part 2

posted by CarlislesLover

We finished shopping finally. “I’m sorry I have to go now”

“Ok, I’ll see Ты whenever I Далее wake you”

“Ok bye”

“Bye”

She left me going back to her grave. I didn’t know what to do. I couldn’t go back and see the faces of my family. Jasper was likely to kill me if I went back. Edward would be like oh Bella I Любовь Ты so much none of this is your fault and Jasper would be like she knocked my wife unconscious I hate Ты and I’d be sat there like whatever guys leave me alone. So I decided to go back. I walked in and they were all sat in the living room on the sofa. “I’m...

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Borrowed lifes V

posted by Tatti

"Hey, I сказал(-а) Показать your hands!" I screamed but apparently my voice and gun didn't left them any impression - they didn't moved, they even didn't look scared. What if my gun is useless against them? "I сказал(-а) HANDS! Don't make me shoot you" - again with no effect. Suddenly blond started moving towards so quickly that I hardly could see him. I had time only to make one step back before he appeared in front of me. For a секунда I was praying cause I was sure I will die but while I was looking at him Edward and Bella also moved and they were standing by me either.
"Jasper, calm down. We are not killers"...

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Gone Part 7

posted by CarlislesLover

This may sound like the end but it isn't.
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I did what I did with every other country. I saw the Cullen’s in the audience along with Charlie, Jacob and Billy. Jessica, mike, Angela and Eric were all there too. I knew so many people in the audience, but I had to ignore them and carry on. I finished at last and went back stage. My boss was going back early and сказал(-а) I could stay here for as long as I wanted. I got changed in to something else. Then Charlie walked in. He drove me home, the Cullen’s following behind. We all entered the house and sat down on the sofa. “What happened to you?”...

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Blackout!!! Part 4

posted by smileyfaceddude

I made out a black figure, and a плащ draped on his shoulders.
“CYNNDDYLAN!” I roared furiously, he approached us, and then threw his плащ off onto the ground.
“You called…?” he asked quietly, his eyes amused and challenging.
“Where is my daughter?” I demanded.
“How should I know? Well, it’s not MY fault Ты cant look after her properly.” He сказал(-а) smugly “But… I DO know WHERE she is… for a price!” he added, my eyes widened with anger and disgust.
“I don’t want to play your stupid games!” I shouted angrily, he rose an eyebrow and smiled, but it was a cold,...

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Gone Part 5

posted by CarlislesLover

Sorry for the delay.
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We got back to my apartment and I got changed back into the clothes I was wearing before I had the piercing. “Now Ты need to go back to work to see if they have your dress for you”

“Ok” We drove back to where my dress was being made. “Aren’t Ты coming in Lucy?
”
“No sorry I have to go”

“Oh ok” I walked in to the large building and back into the lift up to the floor my dress was being made on. “We have finished” The man сказал(-а) happily as I walked in. “Go try it on for me” I went and tried it on. I looked in the mirror it was amazing. “Wow...

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Break up Part 11

posted by CarlislesLover

Part 11 finaly !!!!
xxxx

I was then blind folded and knocked out. I woke up in a huge white room. “This is where we’re going to train Ты to fight. Our way” Edward hadn’t even taught me how to fight yet but when the man сказал(-а) ‘our way’ it was obviously going to be a different way to how my family fight. Вампиры started to enter the room. “Now watch us” A woman told me “And if Ты don’t you’ll be in trouble” She took a man and they started Показ me a fight. It looked complicated as each one of them took it in turn fighting each other it looked so hard. “I can’t do...

New Moon - Chapter 1 - Party (pages 23-25)

posted by 2468244

*by Stephenie Meyer*

NEW MOON - chapter 1 - PARTY

Edward drive north through Forks, visibly chafing at the speed enforced by my prehistoric Chevy. The engine groaned even louder than usual as he pushed it over fifty.
"Take it easy," I warned him.
"You know what Ты would love? A nice little Audi coupe. Very quiet, lots of power..."
"There's nothing wrong with my truck. And speaking of expensive nonessentials, if Ты know what's good for you, Ты didn't spend any money on birthday presents."
"Not a dime," he сказал(-а) virtuously.
"Good."
"Can Ты do me a favor?"
"That depends on what it is."...

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Renn and Jakes life Chapter 25.

posted by WritenOnTheSand

Nessie Black

Jake and I haven't been really speaking today. He thinks I messed up big time yesterday by telling the truth. I think he messed up big time by being rude. Sometimes girls just get moody, and he should know that by now.

The problem with being upset is that it brings all the negative things in your life to attention. Jake and I are not doing so well money wise. His repair Магазин is okay but not making enough money to support us. I haven't been to work since the wedding. I thought that once I was married, I wouldn't have to worry about working. Wrong idea.

I kinda feel like I am just useless, and...

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Think of You--Chapter one--All the way from Tenessee

posted by RosalieLHale

Chapter One: All the way from Tennessee
Rosalie POV

    Two short years назад I was turned into a monster. I'm beautiful, yet still a monster. Being a vampire wasn't fun at all. I personally don't like eating animals. Well, their blood that is. But, rather a deer than a human I guess.
    I was hunting in the deep woods of Tennessee. It was far from where we were staying in the Appalachian Mountains, but, once again, Edward had gotten on my last nerve. Sometimes, no most of the time, I just want to rip Edward apart limb from limb....

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a beautiful death part 10

posted by xroylex

i was still waiting but something felt weird why hadnt jake come back?
where the hell was he?
i was about to go looking for him when paul came back holding two cold looking drinks
"here" he handed me a glass but his face looked wary and a little guilty so before taking a sip i sniffed it.
yep as i was expecting there was something in it but what he didnt know is that being half vampire was that these tablet didnt effect me so why not have a little fun with him hmm??
well
i drank the hole glass watchin his eyes widen and a hug smile spread across his face
"wow i got to say that drink was ... diffrent...

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a beautiful death part 9

posted by xroylex

*so what type of party is this?" i have never been to that many partys well i have but none with a guy who i only know a little bit and could i dont know be taking me to any type of paty
"its just a mates house party mum and dad is out for the weekend so he just wanted one" he shrugged
"oh"
it was half way down the улица, уличный were i started to hear the tudding of Музыка
oh god it was that type of party
"we could turn around Ты know i mean we dont have to go to this party i can take Ты home?" wow it was like he could read my mind. rememinded em of dad
"no no its just a little diffrent really i mean...