Twilight Funnies

Jacob's POV

Renesme lay asleep in the hospital постель, кровати Далее to me. Me and Bella took her to the hospital, a little after she threw up 3 times. I rested my hand on her forehead stroking her beutifual pale face. Her eyelash's fluttered, then her eyes slowly inched open. "Mmm? Jacob...?" She faintly asked. "Yeah, babe?" "....I Любовь you" She smiled touched my face with her small hand, reached up and pecked me on my lips. Then she closed her eyes and fell asleep.

7:28 P.M Renesme's POV
"Ah, Miss renesme, so nice to see Ты all grown up!" Chimed Jane. "Huh? Who are...you?" I asked quitley. "Jane, member...

Chapter 2)

When we arrived at my house Charlie, my dad, was home. I slumped my book bag over my shoulder and climbed out of the truck. “I Любовь you,” Edward whispered. “Love you.” I сказал(-а) back to him walking away. He got out of my truck and disappeared into the woods. I looked back at him but he was already gone. I walked inside the house to Charlie, who already ordered пицца and was watching ESPEN. I threw myself onto the диван, мягкий уголок and Charlie looked up from the TV. “Bells? What’s wrong?”

I spoke into the диван, мягкий уголок pillow. “Edward and his family are going away for a while and they don’t...

Bella's POV

When me and edward arrived Главная we или edward was shocked to see that Ness and Jacob were cuddled up. "That filfthy bastard, hopefully he didnt touch her" Edward growled. "Hunny calm down, there in Любовь its okay!" I сказал(-а) carefully. "It's not okay if they..." "If they what? have a baby или do adult stuff?" He nodded, I sighed. I then walked up stairs hopeing to get in bed. Edward sighed and joined me.
6:00 AM
Renesme's POV
I awoke suddenly, i sat up and looked around I was on the диван, мягкий уголок with jacob.... Oh! thats right we slept toghter. I thought. "Why did I just wake up?" I quitley whispered???...

Two hours to go... 1 час to go... 50 minutes... 45 minutes. I was starting to get sick of waiting. Why couldn't time Переместить faster? Edward, my boyfriend, had promised to pick me up 10 o clock. Okay, wrong choice of word. the word boyfriend doesn't really illustrate enough of my eternal commitment for Edward, but it's the closest I can get without sounding stupid. Anyway, it was New Years Eve and Edward and I were going to spend the last few hours of the год concentrating on being together. Then we were going somewhere special to see the New год in. That's all Edward would tell me. The rest...

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Chapter 1: The unexpected

Have Ты ever had one of those dreams, were Ты try and run fast but Ты just keep getting slower, well that's the dream I was having. This is the most strangest dream I have ever had. I was being chased by two wannabe snobs from school, Rachel was the leader from between them, who was tall with black hair tied up in to a curly mini style afro like a thick puff ball at the back of her head. she also had long, sleek legs built for running. Along side her was her...

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Alice:

Yay! Rosalie, Bella and Elizabeth have arrived and Jacob is out on his little party. Bella bought wine and we had some of that. I tried not to get too drunk, but i couldn't help. It wasn't actually wine, it was blood. We did each others nails and i showed everyone my dress. Rosalie is doing my hair tomorrow and Bella is doing my make-up.

Next Day:

Ahhhh!!!!! I'm getting married! Yes! I got Amelia ready because she is my цветок Girl. I went to Rose's house and she done my hair and i got dressed...