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*episode seven*
*I’d kill myself, Alice*
Alice’s P.O.V:
*thinking*
I was shaking now.
Jasper was squeezing my hands-tightly
Nothing made me feel better though.
Something lurched inside of me.
I was scared.
What if…what…if…I…died?
*done thinking*
Carlisle: *going across her stomach with the paddy thing* *gasps*
Alice: *gulps* Carlisle?
Carlisle: *whispering* Alice, I will be right back, honey.
Alice: *nods* Ok?
Carlisle: *leaves*
Alice: *looks over at Jasper* what’s wrong with me? *crying*
Jasper: Ali, everything’s gonna be alright.
Alice: No! It’s not!
Jasper: Alice. I swear if anything happens...

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    I followed him into the lab room, and realized Tabra and the body was gone. There was a note in his place. I walked to it, picked it up, and read it out loud.
    "I called 911. They are on their way to help Ты guys out. Jerek, Ты need to tell them about the phone call, that's all. I'll meet Ты back at headquarters, Cyd, put this note in your pocket once Ты have read it. Bye."
    "Now, we wait." Jerek said, and a tear slipped from his eyes,...

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    When we woke up, we ate breakfast, and we all talked to Shropee about what's to come of this cult. She was happy to give us information, and I was glad she had some information so we knew еще about these cult people. I wonder if they figured out Tabra wasn't an investigator yet....
    "What's the info?" I asked.
    "This information Ты speak of, is highly dangerous. Just kidding, but I do have a few good things and a few bad. I looked...

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(THIS IS JEREK's CHAPTER!!! LIKE, THE WHOLE CHAPTER IS IN HIS POINT OF VIEW!! ENJOY!!)
    Was I suppossed to be nervous like this? If so, I wasn't. If not, good, because I wasn't, as I just said.
    "Let's go, time for the reunion to go outside of this creepy place." I said, and we started for the secret библиотека book case door.
    "Where do Ты think you're going?" The girl I saw turning the corner earlier asked me. Shit.
    "Uhh..."...

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(THIS IS TABRA's POINT OF VIEW!!)
    "Hi there," I said, nodded, and they ignored me, walking straight past me, and into the kitchen.
    "DID Ты DO THIS!?" One yelled, and I knew that I was free and that that statement wasn't meant for me to answer. So, I made my way to the staircase and ran up the stairs to draw the Далее rooms on that level.
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(THIS IS IN CYD's POINT OF VIEW!!)
    "Good fighting." I commented, and...

13 Honey Moon part 2

WARNING: This chapter will make Ты melt, I know this because it is my Фэнтези with Kellan Lutz. Enjoy :)


Emmett smiles at Ты and gets the suitcases out of the back сиденье, место, сиденья and tosses them on the the patio above Ты guys.

You-Emmett what are Ты doing?

He comes over to Ты in .10 and picks Ты up bridal style.

Emmett-I'm carrying my bride to the bedroom, that what a husband is supposed to do to his brand new Bride.

You-Oh well take me away handsome.

you giggle and Emmett opens the door, and carries Ты upstairs, he gently places Ты on the постель, кровати and he goes to the patio and rings...

Chapter 3.

"Emmett, why wouldn't I believe you?" Ты ask "because what Ты know is why we happen to be around." Ты look at him confused. "what do Ты mean....we..?" Ты say. "___, no matter what I tell you, Ты must have an open mind." "I will, just tell me, Ты can tell me anything Emmett." He looks at Ты and then closes his eyes. "___, my family and I are different, and what we areyou wont believe me until I Показать you." He opens his eyes. "What is it?" he looks at you. "My family and I are....Vampires." "what do Ты mean, Vampires...?" Ты ask with no expression. "Vampires as in, blood drinking...

After Ты hung up with your family Ты were still smiling to yourself.
Em: What did they have to say?
You: They can't wait for us to be Главная and that they are all coming. Also, I am smiling ,because I get to be with the Любовь of my life.
You went over and kissed him. He tried to break away but, Ты wanted more. He smiled into the Kiss and pulled Ты closer. Ты kissed him harder and pulled on his shirt. When Ты finally got it off it was in pieces. Ты heard him laughing under his breath. Ты tore Ты рубашка and clothes off. Ты both were in your under garments. Ты looked at the time and realized...

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(ATTENTION: THIS PART IS IN TABRA's POINT OF VIEW! THANK U, Ты NOW MAY CONTINUE READING!!)
    I put on my disguise and got out of the van, walking up to the two guards with a clip-board in my hand, and a pen in the other.
    "You there, stop!" One of the guards said.
    "I'm sorry to stun Ты guys," I сказал(-а) in my best southern accent. "I just got a phone call a while back and heard ya'll got some bugs in there."
    "We do?"...

Bella’s P.O.V:
Edward towed me up to his bedroom and lay me on the bed, “I missed you.” He said. “I missed you, too.” He smiled. “Can I make up for that, love?” I nodded, “Yes. What were Ты thinking?” “This.” He tore my рубашка off and kissed me fiercely. “I Любовь you.” He said. “Mmmhmm.” He kissed me more.
About nine hours later, when I fell asleep. I felt him stroking my hair and Поцелуи me gently. I must’ve smiled in my sleep because I heard Edward chuckle.
In the morning I realized Edward had dressed me in his clothes and his underwear. The only thing of mine...

While I was proofreading this chapter, it made me cry...lol. Enjoy! :]
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Gone for Good
“What are Ты doing here, if Ты don’t mind my asking?” Carlisle was not about to let him come close to Summer или Chloe without intense interrogation. “I had to come see whether Ты have some beautiful girls of mine.” Summer’s head spun in circles; how come Manda hadn’t seen Aro coming? She hoped her friend was безопасно, сейф from the Volturi. Chloe was the only one incredibly pleased to hear her father’s voice. She would have called out to him, but her...

Hi again everyone! I honestly like this chapter because it's one of the turning points in Cold Roses. I hope Ты all enjoy it as much as I do! Thankies for Чтение :D Любовь each of Ты guys <333
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Unexpected Reunion
Summer drifted off to sleep eventually, the tears remaining in her eyes. She never wanted to hurt anyone, particularly not Jake. She woke up four hours later, unable to sleep much longer. She rolled to her other side and faced her already waking daughter. Chloe’s eyes were bright and shining at her mother, “Good morning, mommy!”...

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    I didn't bite him, oh no, not my Jerek. I kissed his neck, and then his lips.
    "Get off of me!" He said, and spat еще blood my way. This time, I licked it off of his lips. "Seriously! You're sick!"
    "I'm thirsty, get over it." I said, and sat close enough to him to where if he tried to make a run for it, I could sustain him....

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    LATER THAT NIGHT: I had some Мороженое with Tabra, and we talked about things we used to do.
    "Remember when we played the PS2?" He asked and I laughed.
    "I kicked your butt in Crash Bandacoot !" I сказал(-а) and he laughed.
    "I know, I sucked at that game!" He said.
    "Yea, that's why I made Ты play it with me." I laughed and he did too.
    "Really?" He asked, and I nodded and took...

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    I yelped and jerked. I then screamed and I woke up. Jerek was sitting up Далее to me, holding my hands down so I didn't lash out. He looked at me once I opened my eyes.
    "Are Ты okay?" Jerek asked me, looking worried.
    "Yea, I'm fine. I just had a nightmare." I said.
    "We'll try to go back to sleep okay? It's only six a.m." Jerek сказал(-а) and I laid back down Далее to him.
    "Do Ты think the others heard...

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    THE Далее DAY: Jerek and I woke up, ate breakfast, showered seperately, and got ready to train. I was ready for the training, but I didn't quite know what we were going to use to train with since the basement is already full with the bunkers, the kitchen, Shropee's hospital room, the little meeting room, and Jerek's room. Upstairs is full too, unless there is a HUGE room that lets us all train.
    "Jerek, where is the training room?" I asked and he told me...

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    "Alright, let's begin." Jerek сказал(-а) and started the topic of discussion for the meeting. "You all remember Haus, and his grip of terror over us all. But here we are today, The Alliance, forming against him, for one день he shall fall, and we shall win. That day, is sneaking up on us fast. We need to be ready. We need to be quick, agile, ready to kill at will. I don't know how much of an army, или how many people Haus has under his Death Clan of the Fallen, but I will tell Ты that...

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    "Seriously?" I asked him.
    "Well, seeing how I still need to heal, yea."
    "Oh yea," I wondered what would happen if we were running from the cops and I thought that we would be caught. For one thing, having a wounded man named Tabra, would probably be hard to run from cops in. I could probably make it, but Tabra probably couldn't. And I can't, I won't, let this happen to us, или him.
    "So, how long do Ты think it'll take...

I didn’t know what was happening, who was this guy I got the feel that I know him for a long time. I started walking to the door when the колокол, колокольчик, белл rang, and as I was crossing the door Julius passed by me real quick.
“I don’t know nothing about this guy, but I have to find out as soon is possible” I сказал(-а) to my self. I started walking to my Далее class, and for my surprise he was there too, so I сиденье, место, сиденья Далее to him again and………….
“Hello my name is Rennesme Cullen” I сказал(-а) to him, very polite
“Hi I’m Julius” he сказал(-а) as he turn around to my direction and meet with my eyes, he was...

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    And then she dropped to the floor. I heard a gunshot and saw Tabra standing behind her lifeless body.
    That's when the others marched in. I grabbed my gun, and we started shooting at the people that came in.
    Finally, in the end, they were all gone.
    "You really think Ты can kill me!?" A voice said, and we turned to see Haus holding a sword from the wall. He was drooling blood, and he looked . "You can't kill me!" He then thrusted...