Twilight Funnies

Chapter One: Drama

“Bella, will Ты just sit down already? Ты are wasting time Актёрское искусство like such a child.”

I sighed as I looked at my Избранное sister. To me this whole thing was completely pointless, why should I have to get all dressed up for school? No one was going to be looking at our clothes; they would be too mesmerized by our beauty. I decided, yet again, to voice this opinion, though I knew it wasn’t going to help me much.

“Alice, why can’t I wear jeans and a tee-shirt like the rest of the students? I thought we were supposed to be fitting in, not wearing clothes that shriek...

Edward Cullen

I have a private island. Wanna see it?

“Pardon me Miss. I…uhh..hello? Dang it! She fainted again. Why can’t I stop dazzling people?”

Cullen. Edward Cullen.

Hi, I’m Edward. I can be the super hero или the bad guy.

I play the field. And it looks like I just hit a Главная run with you.

“I’m an addict. Will Ты be my heroin?”

“Have Ты been drinking? или do I intoxicate you?”

Hi. The voices in my head just told me to come talk to you.

“My sister can see the future. Let me give Ты a clue, it’s Me + You.”

Am I dead? Because I think I just met an angel.
Jacob Black
I...

Эй, so, sorry about the mistakes in the last chapter :( and sorry about how it was so short, and not really classified as a chapter еще like fluff.
Anyway hope this chapter is better. Please Комментарий and tell me what Ты think.


Edward's POV

The first person who came out of the bushes had bright orange/red hair that looked very familiar.
What is he doing here? Tyler thought.
Before I could think еще about when Tyler thought, 4 еще people stepped through the bushes. And tylers thoughts were compeletly cut off from me... that was odd.
I could hear the rest of my families thoughts they were mostly...

Hey everyone! Thanks for all the comments. I'm just going to stop apologising for never writing, one день I might get quicker... but until that день comes I'm sorry. (And sorry it is so short, I swear I will start Письмо the Далее chapter tonight или tomorrow, so fingers crossed that I finish it by Далее week)


Human Edward POV


I had a good feeling when I woke up this morning, I felt like something was going to happen, in a good way.
I went down stairs for Breakfast, like usual Mum had already made breakfast for Dad and I. We had our usual chit chat like any other morning. At 9 I walked to the pool...

I thought this commentary was on of the funniest things I have heard. Here are Mtv's вверх 12 Цитаты from it.


Scene: Xavier becomes a vampire
Rob: Xavier would make a wonderful hamburger... He's just dripping with spread.
Kristen: Ew, that's so gross.
Rob: Okay, how do we be serious about this?


Scene: The first meadow kiss
Rob: There's a lot of Поцелуи in this film. I noticed that when I was watching. After a while, it made me a little uncomfortable.


Scene: Bella gets in her truck. Edward is waiting for her.
Bella (in movie): "You scared me."
Rob (in commentary): I was trying to. (low voice) I thought...

14 months later

"Edward!" I was standing by the door, ready as hell. "What are Ты doing?"

"I'm comming! I'm comming." He flew down the stairs, a back pack over his shoulder and a duffle bag.

"What the hell do Ты need all those bags for?"

"Well the duffle bag is mine and your clothes and the back pack is for Alicen. Incase she gets board или something."

I stared at him. "Why did Ты have that ready already?"

"Because these are her tavorite toys, and she would want to play with them so I couldn't just pack them up." He scoffed.

"Let's just go before I combust all over the floor." I rolled my eyes and...

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[Basic Info]

Name: Mackenzie Christine Foy
Nicknames: Kenzie или Kenz [NOT MACK]
Age: 9 years old
Birthday: November 10th, 2000
Country: USA
Haircolor: Light Brown
EyeColor: Blue/Green
Height: 51.5 inches [ 4 ft 4 in]
Regular Size: 7-8
Shoesize: 2

[Fun Facts]

Mackenzie has take ballet, jazz, and tap.
She is also a Blue ремень, пояс, пояса in Taekwondoe.
Likes Ballet best.
Sometimes gets little present from the company she Модели for.
Loves both Актёрское искусство and modeling.
Mackenzie is homeschooled.
Loves Giraffes.
Loves Лошади and Fairies.
Has 2 dogs, Windy and Dusty and a cat called Luna.

[Has Worked With...]

Photographers:...

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Bella POV

The girls had fallen asleep by the time it came to get their costumes. It was much easier to pick them out without them criticing everything we showed them.

Alicen was going to be Ballerina Arial and Eli was going to be a cute little clown. Rose had bought a Playboy bunny costume and Emmett was going as Heff. That...I would have to see.

"I'm starved." Rose sighed as...

Emmett and Edward rushed over to me.I looked at Em who was turning redder each second. Edward looked at me and wrapped me up in his arms.I jumped a little, I felt this surge of electricity rush up my arm and I was craving more.
"You're the жопа, попка wipe who got my sister pregnant?"Em yelled at him.I saw his fist clench up.I moved out of Edward's grip and stood in front of Emmett and put my hand on his chest and I felt him relax a little.
"Em,calm down...I can fight my own battles."I told him and he just rolled his eyes.
"Bella,This...bastard sends Ты a check each month..He doesn't even know who this...

when we finally got to the airport, i was all but having a сердце attack. what had i done? i just wanted to kill myself right now. i could tell bella was angry at me, she stared silently as we sat awaiting our flight, i coulnt see her face but i knew she wanted to kill me just as much as i did. its ok, i continued to tell myself when we finally boarded and bella caught my hand but сказал(-а) nothing. my brain replayed carsliles panicked tone as he spoke to me on the phone earlier and the fear within myself made me want to rip the monster that was urting her out now. all the way back se kept silent....

Disclaimer: All Characters are owned by Stephenie Meyer however the storyline is mine and only mine. Genre: Drama & Romance
Pairings: Bella & Edward
Rating: Mature All Human Alternative Universe
Summary: Bella the successful CEO of a publishing company is on the look for a new assistant. When the nightmare of her high school, turns up. She's ready to cause him the same pain.

I walked in the blissful sunshine of L.A, the sun always made me happy, it's glisteningly yellow rays that glowed with warmth and positivity.
For me it felt like positivity anyway after being a successful CEO for,...

Is This Really Happening (Bella's pov )Chapter 6
After the film was finished edward turned to me and started Поцелуи me.I layed back on the sofa edward was on вверх off me Поцелуи me.
"Sorry to um interupt"alice сказал(-а) in a akward way.I laughed a bit and edward got off of me.
"Yes alice"he сказал(-а) a bit annoyed.
"We have to go to Carmens wedding remember?"she сказал(-а) to him.
"Ah yes"edward сказал(-а) remembering he looked at me.
"Will Ты come with me?"he asked me.
"I dont know them and they dont know me"i сказал(-а) to him.
"It doesnt matter will you"he asked me now alice was hoping up and down with excitment.
"Okay but...