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Bella's Future Without Edward

posted by AliceRoxx

This is Bella dwelling on how her life turned out. It is supposed to be if Alice never saw her jump off the cliff, so they didn't go to the Volturi, Edward is still alive somewhere but she hasn't seen any of the Cullens since her disastrous birthday party. Enjoy!

“Goodnight Mama!”

“Goodnight sweetie, I’ll see Ты bright and early in the morning, ready for fishing with Grandpa ok? Любовь you”

I hugged and kissed my two, adorable children and wished them goodnight.

Oh, how big they were getting! Ben was almost eight! How I loved our little Ben, just like his father. The same sun-kissed,...

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come Присоединиться the jacob n' bella vs. edward n' bella club!

posted by CREDDIECHANNY

jake and bella

come Присоединиться the Jacob n' Bella vs. Edward and Bella club!!It's where Ты can come and Дебаты which of these two couples is better! SO PLEASE JOIN!!And Ты can always come and post anything Ты want about jacob and bella или edward and bella или each of them seperately!!! So PLEASE COME Присоединиться AND SHARE YOUR IDEAS ABOUT THESE WONDERFUL COUPLES THAT WILL SOON ENCOURAGE OUR FUTURES!!JK!! No RUDE Комментарии PLEASE!!!! EDWARD AND BELLA!!!

JACOB AND BELLA!!!

;) :) ;) :) ;) ;)

edward and bella

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A CURSED STORY CHAP:7 POWERS

posted by joe-edwardfan

Chapter 7: powers
My head hurt to much I just wished to die I think it was worse than the venom that spread in a humans body to change it to a vampire as my old vamp friend Kayla told me how painful it was for her. i wanted to scream and make the pain less by screaming it out but my mouth didn’t obey me I tried to Переместить my hands, legs but they wouldn’t Переместить to it was like I was paralyzed my breathing got harder I needed еще air then someone touched my forehead and brushed my cheeks going down to my breasts…. thats what Damien always does! What's happening? is he doing this to me he likes...

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Why Twilight is rank.

posted by trailofexcuses

When Ты really think about it, Twilight consists of 50% talk about how hot Edward is. 30% of the word "chagrin" and 20% other. Even my English teacher сказал(-а) that it's written at a 5th grade Чтение level, to which I completely agree. Bella and Edward aren't "in love" all they're experiencing is lust, obsession, infatuation. What good does Edward do to Bella? The whole time Ты hear about how perfect he is. It's easy to make a perfect character, anyone can do it. Besides, according to SMeyer, Bella is an "independent woman." Well, how is she independent? All of her decisions are based on Edward...

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Forevermore - Chapter 4

posted by Gabstaaa

‘Harley… Just because Ты can’t step outside doesn’t mean Ты can bring the outside inside.’ Complained Alice. I’d been practising using my ability of producing objects but I got bored and decided to put it to use. I had managed to make over 60 vases of yellow roses, water-willows and daisies appear in the living room.
‘I hate being cooped up in here though! I want to run!’ I almost screamed.
‘But Ты know why you’re here and not out there. You’re still only 1 месяц old. We can’t let a newborn out into a world full of living, breathing humans.’ Alice repeated. I knew...

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Evening звезда (Eclipse in Edward's POV) Chapter 6

posted by patrisha727

It's been a couple of days since I put the last Evening Star! Hope Ты guys enjoy! ^_^

"Honestly though, why do Ты read it over and over? What is it that appeals to you?" I asked Bella. I'm really getting curious about Bella's mind, and how it works. It's so hard to understand her. But I was glad her expressions and her eyes were easy to read. It makes things less complicated. Bella looked at me, and I can see that my gaze distracted her. It made me smile, for her to be intoxicated by my very presense.
"I'm not sure. I think it's something about the invitability. How nothing can keep them...

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KAYLA FANS!!! (anyone who read my Kayla Series this is for you!)

posted by twilight-7

Prologue

Kayla has grown stronger in her two years of living in Forks. Her abilities are growing день by день and are becoming even еще powerful. Soon she will know just how powerful. Her premonitions weaken her, they drain her of energy as she sleeps and tire her during the day. This will pass eventually but until then... Kayla finds her premonitions very distressing. They aren’t exactly nice to her. They don’t give her a warning. She could go to sleep one night and have a normal dream, the Далее night she has a premonition. She could go through the whole day, vision free, and then BAM she...

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Twist of Fate: New Статья SOON! I PROMISE!

posted by twilightGGlost

Dear Twist of Fate Fans,

THANK U GUYS ALL SOOOOOO MUCH! for all your Комментарии and messages!...School is done for me and i got over the flu(NOT swine thank god!) so i have not been able to write lol. the Далее one will be out later today или at the latest Monday b/c i will be busy tomoro!...thanx for all the support....just_bella....renesmeblack...
VAMPirella1997...mcclare34..._madz_....
patrisha727 (the reason i wrote this message cuz shes getting ansty lmao)
..Bella_Cullen902...nataliespn...and to everyone who likes the story and who has commented!! thanx everyone!!

PS: Dinosteph if Ты read this cant wait for the Письмо competition!!!

PPS:sorry for the grammar cuz i wrote this reaalllllyyy quik!

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Kayla's Secret, Chapter 32

posted by twilight-7

Beep. Beep. Beep. Beep. Beep.
I half opened my eyes, wondering what the hell was beeping so loudly.
Beep. Beep. Beep. Beep. Beep.
Was that my alarm? I reached out to turn it off. I didn’t need to wake up; I had no school to go to. I touched a square box that was way too big to be my alarm and didn’t feel like anything that should be in my room.
Beep. Beep. Beep. Beep. Beep.
I opened my eyes fully and almost screamed when I saw where I was. I wasn’t in my room. I was in a room but it wasn’t mine. It was too clean and full of medical equipment. I was in hospital. There was a drip Далее to...

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Sunrise Part 34

posted by Bella_Swan3

-Rosalie-

Almost as soon as we pulled into the driveway, I noticed that my ferrari was not where it was supposed to be. Moreover, it was dented. And painted lime green, for crying out loud.

I screamed, and Emmett had to hold me back while I started yelling obscenities at Edward. I almost ripped him to shreds, burnt the pieces and danced around the pile.

I was that mad.

As if he wanted to die, he'd poured syrup on my bed.

"It wasn't my idea. It was Jacob's. I just put it into action," he'd said.

Then, that night, when I washed my hair, I came out with лайм, известь green hair. I HATED GREEN!!!

"Cheer up....

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eternal night part 20

posted by _madz_

wow, two in two days! i've discovered that i study better when i have Письмо breaks in the middle so your in luck :)
i might be able to write tomorrow, but I'll have to wait and see. enjoy!

“I’m not as strong as Ты give me credit for.” I said. Right and wrong have ceased to mean much to me; I was coming back anyway. Before Rosalie told me the news, I was already past trying to live through one week at a time, или even one day. I was fighting to make it through a single hour. It was only a matter of time—and not much of it—before I showed up at your window and begged Ты to take me...

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The Фэнтези doesn't end, but danger awaits............. Part 2

posted by patrisha727

I will try to write as much as I can today because tommorow I will be going to Orlando and will not have alot to write. But I will try to wrie at night and the день after that if I have time.
Bella's POV

"Alice?" I сказал(-а) will searching around the room looking for her. No one answered.
"Alice!!!" I сказал(-а) with еще volume. Still, no one answered.
"I don't think Alice is home. I bet she went hunting." Edward whispered.
I sighed. I walked back upstairs and decided to take a shower. So did Edward. Afterwards, I tried to give myself a makeover. But, it didn't turn out so well. My hair looked normal again...

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Вампиры and Волколаки

posted by Renesmee-C-C

I drew this on the computer:D

I know and Ты know that Вампиры and Волколаки are not real. But there are a select few who truly believe that Vamps and Волколаки are real and even some who believe they ARE Вампиры and Werewolves. Many people on the internet say that they are Вампиры and less that say they are Werewolves, but the thing is that the way these people actually start believing that they are Вампиры is they say it so many times they convince themselves that they really are. Many of them start looking for signs of Сверхъестественное behavior like running faster and being stronger and even being able to have a power.......

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Emmett Story Part 27

posted by just_bella

Ok for some reason everything I write tonight is really long....not complaining just making the point. Ok a few of Ты will be REALLY happy about where I took this, enjoy!!

End of Part 26
Rosalie shook her head as I started to rise again. I was hurting my family, they were hurt because I had to go find the медведь alone. Now they all thought I was dead and even though I wasn't I wasn't allowed to have any interaction with them.

"Emmett, I think we should go. This is too much, please come with me." She begged.

I looked down at her, her eyes pleading with me to go with her. She ran her hand up my...

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Alice's New Moon Chapter 10

posted by just_bella

Эй, girls/guys, here's the Далее chapter. This is really hard to write, hope people enjoy :)

End of Chapter 9
I turned around and slammed the door in his face, the look in his eyes was сердце breaking. I just hurt my brother when he was already hurting. I turned so that my back was against the door, my body shaking.

"Please don't leave me." I whispered through the door.

"I have to, we can not go together this time. Please understand, I will call when I'm ready and Ты will be the one to come get me ok?" Edward сказал(-а) directly to the door.

"Promise me Ты will call me, we've not been apart since...

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eternal night part 15

posted by _madz_

okay, this is only the start of the conversation but its gona be long so im splitting it up, enjoy :)

The день passed quickly, the grey of the clouds abruptly giving way to an even darker twilight. The black night followed slowly after and every минута Bella slept seemed like seconds. I was dreading the time she would wake, in fear of what she would say, how she would react to my presence.
If my сердце were still beating, it would have been racing. As it was, my breathing was shallow and quick. The only thing keeping me relatively calm was Bella. I tried to time my breathing with hers, to make...

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The story never ends, it’s a happily ever after - Part 3

posted by sasie_katje88

hello, i'm still at work but it's pretty calm now and i wrote till Статья 8 :D but i'm going to put just 2 up for today :-) Enjoy

Bella's pov

I saw Alice coming towards me in a hurry
“I’m so sorry, Bella. I shouldn’t have сказал(-а) it. I’m so sorry ...” She started saying but I interrupted her
“It’s okay Alice, I’m sorry too I overreact.....” I wasn’t even finished apologizing and she gave me a hug
“I know, we are both sorry” she сказал(-а) back and she stopped hugging me and then looked at me with a big smile.
“You still have to receive your present” she said
“What present”...

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The story never ends, it’s just beginning - Part 42

posted by sasie_katje88

i'm gonna put three parts of my Статьи (PART 42,43,44) up, because i have to baby-sit till very late and otherwise the stories won't be up till Friday and that would probably suck :D So enjoy reading

Bella's POV

I don’t know how long we were in the woods или that we were back at the Cullen’s house. I just didn’t let go of Edward. I was still so scared and I couldn’t shake it out of my system.
“Bella, I’m going to give Ты something that would calm Ты down” I heard Carlisle say
But I was so exhausted to answer him so I just gave him my arm. I can’t look at needles they make me...

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The story never ends, it’s just beginning - Part 20

posted by sasie_katje88

this one is a very long one because it was normally for tomorrow, but because i can't be online tomorrow I'll put it up now, so the Далее one will be probably be on Thursday :D

Bella's pov

I walked towards Edward and Mason and сказал(-а) with fear and yet loud enough so everyone in the house could here me
“I guess Ты will all look at me different now”
“Of course not Bella” Edward сказал(-а) just a секунда later still with Mason in his arms. “You are my wife, my soul mate, my best friend, the mother of my 2 children and the woman who I’m planning to spend my entire lifetime with. I looked at him...

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new moon edwards POV part 7

posted by _madz_

I'm sorry this took so long but i have soooo much homework. the Далее one might not be out till Далее week because thats when my holidays start. i will keep going though even if its not updated for a while (my internet connection is a little bit dodgy).

Demetri left us in the reception area with Gianna, who was sitting behind her highly polished desk. She really was very good at her job. She still retained her detached look even with her curiosity as strong as it was.
Demetri was anxious to get back to the feast. “Do not leave until dark.”
I nodded, and Demetri quickly hurried away.
I focused...