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Things Bella Would Never Say
1) Edward, drive faster! (Sent in by: Michelle)
2) Edward, I hate Ты and I don't Любовь Ты any more. (Sent in by: McKenna)
3) I hate Edward (Sent in by: Emma)
4) Charlie, could Ты cook dinner? (Sent in by: Jade)
5) Lets go live in Florida! (Sent in by: Brenna)
6) I'm in Любовь with Sam Uley. (Sent in by: Brenna)
7) Ты know what, I think this is only a crush, Edward! (Sent in by: Brooke)
8) Give me a makeover Alice! (Sent in by: Riza)
9) Mike is the hottest guy on earth! (Sent in by: Lilyn)
10) Edward -- I'm sorry,...

I slammed the front door shut and pounded up the stairs. I had to make this look real.
Charlie was, as usual, sitting on the диван, мягкий уголок watching the TV. Was that all he did? Didn’t he have a job?
“Is that Kayla?”
I froze when I heard that. That was Billy Black. And with Billy came...
“Jacob, go see what’s wrong with her.”
I was only prepared for Charlie, not Billy and Jacob.
I was in my room and throwing some clothes into a bag when I heard Jacob climbing the stairs.
“You need to hide,” I whispered to Edward who was fishing еще clothes out of the drawers.
He nodded and was out of the...

I didn't make Ты guys wait too long, did I? If I did I am truly sorry. Here we go then, Chapter 20. Will this series ever end?


The first chance I got I visited Charlie. I got a shock when I visited Charlie. Jacob and Billy were there, Jacob sitting on the hospital chair and Billy in his wheelchair. The biggest shock was that Charlie was sitting up, laughing and joking. This man had just had a fit yesterday and here he was telling dirty jokes to his best friend and his son. Jacob was the first to see me standing in the doorway and watching them with wide eyes.
“Hey Kayla,” he greeted me with...

Ch 2
A/N: Hey! This is Ch.2 of my story. If Ты actually read this, thanks. Also, if Ты do read it, please review and suggest (even if Ты don't like it.) I own nothing



Bella's POV

I woke up in the living room. The tv was, of course, on. ESPN had on baseball game. Red Socks vs Yankees. But, as soon as my eyes opened, Charlie noticed. He was watching me, not the game.

"Bella! Are Ты okay? Ты just passed out. Everybody left." Charlie said, worried.

"I'm fine, what time is it?" I asked

"5:30."

"AM или PM?" I asked, very, very curious.

"Ummm............PM."

'Why did I sleep so long?' I asked...

I was staying at Edward’s again. I hardly noticed. I just sat on his sofa and stared into space. He tried to engage me in conversations but I only nodded или shook my head. He tried to cook me Еда but I сказал(-а) I wasn’t hungry. He sat Далее to me and held my hand.
“Kayla,” he said. “Are Ты thirsty?”
I shook my head.
“Do Ты want to do something?”
I shook my head.
“Are Ты going to do anything?”
I shook my head.
He sighed.
I knew this frustrated him. He was worried by my constant staring into nothingness. I was barely thinking and hardly speaking. He had no way to know I was ok other...