Torturing Felix
Emmett :: Here Ты go. One Gianna. Now let my games go!
Bella :: *fake cough*
Emmett :: Ты better not hurt my babies.
Me :: Excellent *trying to imitate Mr. Burns* Now throw her in the cage!
Emmett :: *walks over and unlocks cage* Where do Ты buy these cages anyways? It might come in handy for handling the mutt.
Me :: Oh no Ты didn't. Ты do not make fun of the dog! *takes out lighter*
Emmett :: That isn't a threat to me anymore.
Me :: Are Ты sure? *takes out bag of games*
Emmett :: No! Please not that!! Anything but that!!
Me :: Okay... I will spare your games today. Now keep patrolling....
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