Эдвард и Белла

I found this hilarious Список on bellaandedward.com. Enjoy :)

Things Bella Would Never Say
1) Edward, drive faster! (Sent in by: Michelle)
2) Edward, I hate Ты and I don't Любовь Ты any more. (Sent in by: McKenna)
3) I hate Edward (Sent in by: Emma)
4) Charlie, could Ты cook dinner? (Sent in by: Jade)
5) Lets go live in Florida! (Sent in by: Brenna)
6) I'm in Любовь with Sam Uley. (Sent in by: Brenna)
7) Ты know what, I think this is only a crush, Edward! (Sent in by: Brooke)
8) Give me a makeover Alice! (Sent in by: Riza)
9) Mike is the hottest guy on earth! (Sent in by: Lilyn)
10) Edward -- I'm sorry,...

here is my twilight Фэнтези life......
it is SERIOUS fantasy, its also SUPER long(I am NOT exaggerating so if Ты are doing something important, Ты should wait to read this some other time), some of the parts of the story are not in relation to twilight at all, while others are, so if i get something different than the book, its probably on purpose, and I’m not wrong, I’m just making stuff up!
also it is in a first-person story-thingy so if Ты get lost, sorry! AND it is my first story-thingy(haha) so dont sue me if its THAT bad. just tell me where i can improve! Комментарий PLEAZ!

My name is...

**Warning! Spoilers ahead**

**Still under construction. I will add еще Ответы when I remember еще questions**

Q. How come Alice and Jasper can affect Bella with their Сверхъестественное powers, but Edward and Aro and Jane can't?

A. This Вопрос comes up at every single signing! The answer is explained in Eclipse, but I'm going to tell Ты all anyway, just so there's less confusion.

Bella has a very private mind. She can't be touched there. What Edward and Aro do is clearly a mental thing; Jane, also, works inside the head (Jane doesn't actually inflict pain on anyone's body, she just puts the illusion...

yea i made the Название to be something a little less opinionated, and еще open to other peoples opinon. so if Ты agree, say why, and if not, give some examples of her good side! all i did was her bad side cuz thats my opinion. :)

These are from the first chapter of Eclipse.

pg. 14-Charlie to Bella"You're hurting Jake's feelings, avoiding him like this."
response: HOLY CRAP listen to your father Bella!!! Ты have got a serious problem, and Ты are hurting poor Jake in the process! WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?!?!?!?!? GET..A..LIFE, and leave Jacob out of it

pg. 17-in Bella's mind"I wrenched the door out...

I read this book after I read Twilight and New Moon because I needed a fix of Вампиры and Werewolves. This book is almost as good as the twilight series and I really liked it. This is what it is about:

Quincie Morris has never felt еще alone. Her hybrid werewolf first Любовь threatens to embark on a rite of passage that will separate them forever. And just as she and her uncle are about to unveil Austin's red-hot vampire-themed restaurant, a brutal murder leaves them scrambling for a chef. Can Quincie transform the new hire, Henry Johnson, into a culinary Dark Lord before opening night? Will...