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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Dan made it into another town.

Bikers: *riding bikes*
Dan: *pass bikers*
Coppers: *follow*
Bikers: *flip cops off*
Dan: *flies past intersection*
garbage man: *stops truck*
Copper 23: *drives into truck*
Chopper pilot: Attention all units, suspect is heading for the BMW agency.
Black cops: *arrive at agency* Listen up! A police chase is heading toward here, and we want Ты to stay away from the road.
Dan: *drives past black cops*
Copper 2: Stay on him. All units, suspect is now behind the BMW dealership.
Copper 86: Block off the roads!
Dan: *gets on road*
Copper 86: He's heading for another dealership!
Dan: *enters dealership*
Copper 86: Unit 86, I just spotted the suspect. He has just entered the Pontiac dealership.

Not far away

Girl 4: This is a really cool car.
Girl 5: I want a розовый beetle.
Girl 3: Me too.
Dan: *hits car*
Girl 2: Meanie! Say you're sorry!
Dan: *floors it*
Girl 1: He was not nice.
Copper 1: Oh god *hits car*
Girl 1: Even the cops are hitting my car!
Copper 1: Sorry! *drives in reverse*
Black woman: *drives into Copper 1's car*
Chopper copper: Attention, suspect is heading toward a car crash. It's not involved with the chase, but use caution in that area.
Dan: *drives toward crash*
50 coppers: *follows*
Dan: *goes right*
Copper 35: He just past my position!
Copper 1: Roger, we're on our way.
Doctor 1: Look out!!
Dan: *brakes*

But it was too late, and Dan hit the other car, and went airborne.

Copper 43: We can't get past these cars!
Dan: Haha!
Copper 1: How did he jump that car?
Dan: *stops at car wash* There's another Special just like mine.
Black man: Man, what happened to yo car?
Dan: Ты know those parking lot attendants?
Black man: Do Ты wanna spray wax?
Dan: No, just wash it.
Girl 6: This car is destroyed, but still running!
Girl 1: It'll be hard to start it up.
Girl 3: How are Ты going to afford fixing it?
Girl 1: I don't know!

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Follow That звезда in the East, Officer

Were Ты at the miracle of Woodstock?
the third largest city in New York State
surrounded by tiny rivers of hate
conceived in magic
born in music
and rocked in fields of alfafa, baby
Were Ты ther on the highway called Happy?
where the Jefferson Airplane streaked through the sky
explodin' like a comet over Philippine Pound
while the cattle were lowin' and roamin' around
diggin' the sound
and the Wise Men rode on a Day-Glo bus
"Oh, come along with us
and make the scene
where Groovy Way meets Gentle Path
at the intersection of Freedom
and we'll all take a bath in молоко and...
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