Legend of Zelda: Wind Waker Abridged - Part 13

posted by Windwakerguy430

Tingle: Oh, hello aga-
Link: GIVE ME THE FUCKING MAP
Tinge: Well, lets see (Counts bag of rupees) Well, it seems to be about right. Here is your map
Link: GREAT! HOW MUCH MAPS DO I NEED LEFT
Tingle: Hmm...... About four
Link: THANK Ты (Leaves)
King of Red Lions: So, where is the Далее Triforce shard
Link: ON SOME STUPID ISLAND
King of Red Lions: Then let us be off
Link: GOOD IDEA
King of Red Lions: ......Um...... Why are Ты still yelling. You've been doing that ever since we left the Wind Temple
Link: I TOLD YOU! I'M REALLY FUCKING PISSED
King of Red Lions: Oh right
TO BE CONTINUED

Edvine2 Rule #1: Don't piss off Link.

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added by Seanthehedgehog

Source: I don't know

Corner of Horror - Episode 65 - Disturbing Things Volume 3

posted by Windwakerguy430

(This Статья contains disturbing visuals, disturbing themes, extreme and graphic violence, blood and gore, and mature subjects. Ты have been warned)

There are many disturbing things out there in the world, with each one being something haunting for their own reasons. Some people see things as being disturbing for different reasons than others, but we can all agree that there are some haunting things out there, that scare us еще than anything that a game или a movie could do, due to how psychologically damaging they are to those who watch them. So, today, I am going to share with Ты another...

Corner of Horror - Episode 46 - Don't Breath (Day 16 of October Movie Marathon)

posted by Windwakerguy430

Art by SeantheHedgehog

When I saw the trailer for this movie back in the summer, I gotta say, I was excited. But I was also expecting disappointment, since Hollywood has a habit of disappointing me. But, surprisingly enough, this movie was awesome. Now, originally, I was going to review Хэллоуин 3 instead of this movie, but I just had to talk about. So for all of Ты who badly wanted that Хэллоуин 3 review, here is is in short. It has witchcraft and no Myers. It’s different, so it sucks (Seriously though, it is not a good movie). Now, with that out of the way, let’s talk about the clearly better movie, Don’t...

Corner of Horror - Episode 38 - The Devil's Rejects (Day 8 of October Movie Marathon)

posted by Windwakerguy430

Art by AquaMarine

Another Rob Zombie movie I have watched, and another one that people are mixed about. I’ve сказал(-а) before that I known Zombie еще for his Фильмы rather than his music, and this is one of the Фильмы I remember my brother telling me he loved. I didn’t know what I’d think of it. I do remember some people finding it too disgusting for them. Then again, I did have a soft spot for some of Zombie’s other movies, like El Superbeasto, so maybe this could be one of his shining gems… или it could turn out like his Хэллоуин movie, and we all know that’s not good. Anyway, today, we are going to...

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Corner of Horror - Episode 31 - Nightmare on Elm улица, уличный (Day 1 of October Movie Marathon)

posted by Windwakerguy430

Art by SeantheHedgehog

Well, let’s start off the first movie to review for the Хэллоуин season. I’m just gonna pick up one at Болталка and see what I get first. It can range from being a really good movie, to a really… REALLY horrible one. I just hope that I can do this all without burning out by the end of the month. So, let us take a look at our first movie. That being the very classic slasher film by horror movie legend, Wes Craven. That movie is none other than Scream… Nah, just kidding. It’s Nightmare on Elm Street.

Oh man, has it been such a long time. Nightmare on Elm улица, уличный follows the small...

Decided to post all MASTER SWORD's focus episodes

posted by Canada24

SEASON 1 Episode 10:

Saten: Your dating Master Sword!?

Derpy: What's the big deal?

Saten: He's nuts. Don't Ты remember when I first met him.

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CUTAWAY:

Saten: (a год или two ago) Excuse me. I'm looking for the owner this business?

Mare: Wait though there (points at Master Swords office)

Saten: (starting going in).

Master Sword: (hiding behind wall) Come on. Come on.

Saten: (walks in) Excuse me I-

Sword: (tackles him and start violently beating him up)... (stops).. Sorry. (pants). I thought Ты were the mafia.

Saten: N No I'm Saten Twist.

Sword:...

Windwakerguy430's вверх 100 Избранное Фильмы

posted by Windwakerguy430

100: Repo! The Genetic Opera

99: The Room
98: Monsters, Inc.
97: Cloverfield
96: Adventures of Tintin
95: Hobo with a Shotgun
94: Watchmen
93: Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy
92: Scott Pilgrim Vs. The World
91: Caroline
90: Army of Darkness

89: Kick-Ass
88: Despicable Me
87: Zombieland
86: Land of the Dead
85: Goldeneye
84: District 9
83: Monster House
82: Tropic Thunder
81: King Kong
80: American Psycho

79: Dawn of the Dead
78: The Thing
77: Beauty and the Beast
76: The Road to El Dorado
75: Inglorious Bastards
74: Cast Away
73: The Incredibles
72: The Corpse Bride
71: Lemony Snicket’s Series of...

Original Stories: Bury Me When I'm Dead

posted by Windwakerguy430

~Story~

The story follows Benedict, a young aged man who is sent to Purgatory, which looks like a simple 1960’s town, but with dead souls who resemble the deaths they faced. Benedict is soon met with Death, a simple entrepreneur who is unable to find out anything about Benedict, and can not find out if he is meant to go to Heaven или Hell. However, Death asks Benedict to try and do some good in Purgatory. However, the downside is, unlike earth, Purgatory is not at all safe, as people could be plucked out of it immediately by either an Энджел или a demon, and that it is also Главная to the Seven...

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Windwakerguy430's вверх Ten Things In Games That Scared Me As A Kid

posted by Windwakerguy430

Now, I was always a gamer. Even when I was 7. However, I wasn’t as Храбрая сердцем while playing games as I am now when I was 7. So, Ты can imagine that their were a lot of terrifying things. So, I am going to tell Ты all the things in games that scared me as a kid. Now, these are all going to be games I played when I was only 7. So, I am not going to put any of the horror games on this list. Also, no Giygas, или Mimi, because those would be too obvious. Sorry. And with all that said, lets start the list

Boulders

#10: Boulders from Crash Bandicoot - Yes, that’s right, I was such a wuss back...

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Dead Rising 2 Abridged - Part 2

posted by Windwakerguy430

Chuck: (Sitting in room, with TV on)
Anchorman: And, in a turn of events, some serious shit went down in Fortune City. And I mean SHIT! Like "Holy crap, dozens of people are dying and no one is doing a damn thing" kind of shit. We will go to our field reporter, Rebecca Chan, who has еще on this crazy shit.
Rebecca: It is revealed that the zombies were released by someone, as an act of terrorism. The following video shows a man who we can not see his face at all, but, for story reasons, we will just assume its Chuck Greene.
Chuck: Oh, they сказал(-а) my name again. Man, I am real Популярное today.
Rebecca:...

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What's Your Take - Статья 95 - Five Nights At Fred- HOLY S**T

posted by Windwakerguy430

Now, I have played lots of horror games on the internet. There was Slender: The Arrival with its jump scares and Corpse Party with its psychological horror. But there is a game that mixes both of these together. That game is Five Nights at Freddy's.
Now, this game, is horrifying. And for once, in a good way. It has a lot of good backstory, and the plot is neat, and the actual gameplay is well done. But what really amazed me was the horror of the game. It has both jump scares and psychological horror. I won't talk about the jump scares much, but еще of the psychological horror, as the animatronics...

What's Your Take - Статья 54 - Half Life: Full (Of Crap) Consequences

posted by Windwakerguy430

Okay... This fanfic is so bad and so poorly written... That its just funny. The fanfic I am talking about, is Half Life: Full Life Consequences.
Believe of или not.... Okay, no one, not even myself, believes this, but Gordon Freeman actually has relatives. He has a dad named Henry and a brother named John. This Фан fiction is all about how Henry saved a city with his son. Sounds promising, so how could they fuck it up... Well, how about some of the worst spelling and grammar in the entire world. I swear, its as if this fanfiction was written by a first grader. In fact, I should just Показать you...

The вверх 100 - #45: Skullgirls

posted by Windwakerguy430

It doesn’t take a lot to get my interest in some games. One of the most likely things that can sell me on a game is how good the art is. And it’s real damn good to see a game that has been carefully drawn, picture by picture, all to get down the perfect animation. And no game has ever gotten that style of hand drawn Анимация for each character like the classic Skullgirls.
Skullgirls is one of my Избранное fighting games out there simply for hte style, but I like it for other reasons too, of course. Skullgirls takes place in a sort of 1930s esque city, where a fabled McGuffin known...

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MACK Part One: Blue Moon

posted by Windwakerguy430

~Part 1: Blue Moon~

(A silent night, snow falling from the sky, as a man walked down an alleyway. There was no sound. Nothing but the noises of someone running and panting, almost screaming. The running stopped, but the screaming was only еще frequent, as the mysterious man at the end of the alley walked into the frame, blocking path. In his hand, a tommy gun, with a drum at the side, held in his right hand, before lifting it into both hands. The figure screamed and panicked, trying to find an escape, but to no avail. It was only when the gun was fired did any light shine on the figure. A dirty,...

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Death Note: The Re-Bridged Trailer

posted by Windwakerguy430

Narrator: Are Ты looking for a dark, edgy, and serious anime. Well than get the hell out of here, because Death Note: The Re-Bridged is not for you. This time, we got еще suspense.
L: Should I add one sugar cube, или two…. oh, fuck it. I’ll use all of it
Narrator: We’ve got еще action
Security Guard: Hey, a bus… The wheels on the bus go ‘round and ‘round-
(Bus crashes into a building)
Narrator: And we got a motherfucking AFRO
Aizawa: ……. I don’t even know how to respond to that?
Narrator: Watch as Light eats all your fucking potato chips! Don’t miss it, или you’re жопа, попка is going down in the Death Note. Watch Light eat your fucking mother
link
Narrator: Oh, shit. Wrong show… Uh… Here’s Matsuda
Matsuda: Hey, I’m Ma-
Narrator: FUCK OFF, MATSUDA! Death Note: The Re-Bridged! Watch it! или don’t! Fuck you! Rated PG.

Out of boredom, here's something I made for the RolePlay of Saten and Sword

posted by Canada24

Best of SATEN TWIST: (Heroic Hothead/Reformed drunk/AppleJack's husband)

AJ: (shortly after Поцелуи him on the lips) There's somethin' ah've been meaning ta tell ya.
Saten: *gasps* Oh god. Your breaking up with me.
AJ: What?
Saten: W Why would Ты Kiss me, and then break up with me.. That is so crue-
AJ: *puts her hooves on him softly* Honey. Relax. Ah'm not breaking up with ya,
Saten: (nervously) Oh.. Right, I I knew that.. (takes a large sip from the пиво still on the lamp таблица Далее to we're their sitting)

AJ: (nuzzling Saten lovingly)
Saten: Huh.. That's so adorable, your like a cat. Only cuter....

Zom-Beat: The Prequel Series - Episode 2

posted by Windwakerguy430

Nate: (In car with Chris)
Chris: Are Ты sure its a zombie outbreak
Nate: Chris, take a look outside (Points at person getting eaten by zombie) How do Ты explain that
Chris: Well, this is New York. Lots of crazy crap happens. Maybe he's a drug pusher
Nate: CHRIS
Chris: Okay, okay, so it is a zombie outbreak. But, how am I supposed to deal with that. Zombie's are not normal
Nate: Oh, they are now
Chris: Where are we going anyway
Nate: Well, first, we need to get Emma
Chris: Ты mean that annoying сука with her breasts being the only thing good about her
Nate: Chris, just shut up before I kick Ты out...

Hidden Gems: No еще Герои 2: Desperate Struggle

posted by Windwakerguy430

When I сказал(-а) I was going to review No еще Герои 2, I meant it. When I discussed the Назад game, I did mention that I may или may not review it. I сказал(-а) that because, wow, I have to pay double the price of the original game for NMH2. But, in the end, I did it anyway. Because I’m a sad person. But, regardless, here it is. This is a game no one expected would be made. No еще Герои seemed like such a niche game that was fun, but nothing to warrant a sequel. But, low and behold, here it is: No еще Герои 2: Desperate Struggle.

~Story~

Now, Ты all know that I Любовь the first No еще Heroes...

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Hidden Gems: Beyond Good and Evil

posted by Windwakerguy430

Hello, everyone. And welcome to Hidden Gems, where we take a look at games that have fallen into obscurity that no one has heard of, and see if those games deserved to be forgotten of it they should be еще well known. And for the first episode of Hidden Gems, I want to talk about one of the best and most beloved obscure games out there. We all known Ubisoft for making games such as Assassin’s Creed, Far Cry, and a bunch of very buggy and untested games. But when less Популярное games, they seem to be less buggy and еще fun, such as games like No еще Heroes, Red Steel, and today’s game,...

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Corner of Horror - Episode 48 - Silence of the Lambs (Day 18 of October Movie Marathon)

posted by Windwakerguy430

Art by Alinah_09

When I was taking Topical Literature classes back in my junior год of high school, we had this assignment where we had to watch a neo noir film and write down what we can find about the characters and the settings that give it that feeling. There was one movie I chose out of all of the. Mainly due to the fact that I have had a long history of enjoying this movie very much, for it’s dark setting, and it’s disturbingly creative villain… Not sure why I brought up my school assignments into this, but anyway, let’s talk about Silence of the Lambs… Oh, that’s why I talked about it. Because...