Legend of Zelda: Wind Waker Abridged - Part 13

posted by Windwakerguy430

Tingle: Oh, hello aga-
Link: GIVE ME THE FUCKING MAP
Tinge: Well, lets see (Counts bag of rupees) Well, it seems to be about right. Here is your map
Link: GREAT! HOW MUCH MAPS DO I NEED LEFT
Tingle: Hmm...... About four
Link: THANK Ты (Leaves)
King of Red Lions: So, where is the Далее Triforce shard
Link: ON SOME STUPID ISLAND
King of Red Lions: Then let us be off
Link: GOOD IDEA
King of Red Lions: ......Um...... Why are Ты still yelling. You've been doing that ever since we left the Wind Temple
Link: I TOLD YOU! I'M REALLY FUCKING PISSED
King of Red Lions: Oh right
TO BE CONTINUED

Edvine2 Rule #1: Don't piss off Link.

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Corner of Horror - Episode 61 - Trick 'r Treat (Finale of October Movie Marathon)

posted by Windwakerguy430

Happy Halloween, everyone. For real this time. Now we have finally reached the last movie of this crazy month. Are Ты excited? I know I am. So let’s talk about the Halloweeniest Фильмы out there, otherwise known as Hallowee- Oh, wait. I already reviewed Halloween… Well, don’t worry. I got something even better. Something even еще Halloweeny. And that movie is the underrated horror movie, Trick ‘r Treat.

Now, is Trick ‘r Treat better than Halloween. I can’t say for sure. However, what I can say is that Trick ‘r Treat definitely feels еще like a Хэллоуин movie (The holiday,...

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Corner of Horror - Episode 59 - Texas Chainsaw Massacre (Day 29 of October Movie Marathon)

posted by Windwakerguy430

Art by SeantheHedgehog

Back in the 70s, when Фильмы were hard to make, and when the only slasher movie out there was Psycho, a little known director by the name of Tobe Hooper had a vision. Create a movie that’s very violent and gory, without much violence and gore shown. And so he went to work, creating a movie that me and my Друзья find to be one of the best slasher Фильмы out there. And that movie happens to be Texas Chainsaw Massacre… The 1974. Not the crappy and gory remake.

The movie follows a woman by the name of Sally, her paraplegic brother Franklin, and their three friends, Jerry, Kirk, and Pam,...

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Crimson Salvation Pilot Episode

posted by Windwakerguy430

(Over the town of Sangria, a lighting bolts crashes through a building) (A large human-like creature emerges from the lightning bolt and begins to run through the city)
Alarm: Attention all civilians. A large monster is attacking the city. Evacuate immediately
(Crowds of people run away from the giant monster)
Police Chief: This is the City of Sangria Police Chief. Can any Герои hear me. We need help
(The radio is answered)
Crimson Salvation: Don’t worry, I’ve got this
Police Chief: C-Crimson Salvation? Is that you
Crimson Salvation: That’s right. I’ll take care of this problem
Police Chief:...

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∞ Reasons Why Shadow The Hedgehog Is Evil

posted by deathding

(Please be advised that there's some еще mature humor in this, thanks in advance!)

Shadow the Hedgehog. A huge gaming Иконка and certainly one of the most Популярное anti-heroes of all time. He's made many appearances throughout the Sonic series, and will always be loved in the hearts of many.

....Which brings me to the conclusion that he is EVIL! Yeah, a hedgehog named Shadow is evil, WHO WOULD'VE FUCKING GUESSED IT!?

So without further ado, I'm your host Ethan Bradberry and let's get RIGHT into the fucking news.

1. His name is Shadow for God's sake. And we're original. Trust me. ;)

2. It doesn't matter...

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Corner of Horror - Episode 19 - Naoki Urasawa's Monster

posted by Windwakerguy430

Art by SeantheHedgehog

Wow, a horror Аниме review. It only took a while, with the last one being Parasyte. I know it’s been awhile since my review on a horror anime, which I will try to do a lot еще of if I have the time. Because having to watch episode after episode is a bit of a challenge. So, today, we’ll be watching a special horror anime. One that I Любовь oh so much. And it doesn’t even have creative disturbing monsters, which Ты know will instantly interesat me. Instead, we got an Аниме about human. But I assure you, people can be just as much of monsters as any creature. And this Аниме just so happens...

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How Resident Evil's Horror and Silent холм, хилл 2' Horror is Different

posted by Windwakerguy430

I always enjoyed the horror genre. Sure, I may Любовь those family friendly Nintendo games, and all of those bright Цвета in it. But, whenever I get the feeling, I just want to play a game that’s grim, dark, and terrifying. And thankfully, there is no short supply of terrifying video games. There are so many, like Dead Space, now turned into a non-survival horror game in the 3rd game thanks to EA’s co-op decision, Fatal Frame, which is now being highly censored due to angry mobs of femi-nazis, and Five Nights at Freddy’s…….. And that’s all I gotta say. But if there are two wonderful...

Why Wind Should NOT Visit Resident Evil (Jill's Side)

posted by Windwakerguy430

Wind: Sheesh, you’d think they could handle a couple Собаки (Walks to the door)
Wesker: No! Ты don’t want to go back out there
Wind: …. Why? This mansion is probably filled with god knows what, and you’re scared of a couple of dogs? Fuck it, whatever. What do we do now?
Barry: We should трещина, сплит up and look around
Wind: Oh, yeah. That’s a great idea

Barry: Hey, look at this? It’s blood. I hope it’s not Chris’s blood
Wind: I have absolutely no idea who that is.

Wind: (Walks down a hallway, and meets a zombie)
Zombie: (Eats Kenneth, before getting up and looking at Wind)
Wind: ……. Well...

вверх 5 funniest responses to "Do midgets have night vision?"

posted by Canada24

#1:
Actually, it has been historically proven that this is a fact. In the Midget/Elf wars of 991 BC, Midgets used their superior vision to lead night time archer attacks and take out hoardes of elves each night. Unfortunately, these tactics led to the extinction of the Elves and that is the reason midgets are the only tiny humanoids alive today. Private contractors for the U.S. military are now trying to deploy Midgets into combat today to increase accuracy on late night bombing runs and ground assaults. They are also trying to develop Midget sized planes that would be undetectable by radar....

Windwakerguy430's вверх 100 Избранное Video Games (Short)

posted by Windwakerguy430

Boy, do I Любовь video games. I still have a ton I want to play, but until I do, I just want to Список the ones that I myself have played. No, rules as usual. Only one game per franchise, and only ones that I have played. And, after I buy a million еще games, I may make another Список in the future. I don’t know, we’ll see. Well, with all that said, let us start this long, yet short list

#100: Turok: Dinosaur Hunter

A very fun and kinda hard game. The controls may be a lot different from how they are today, but after Ты get used to it, the game is still really fun. And it is a real blast...

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вверх ten worst Squidward moments

posted by Canada24

#10: Главная SWEET PINEAPPLE:
Cheers for SpongeBob moving away along with Gary, paying no attention to Patrick's sadness. But this is understandable, he always hated Spongebob.. But the pineapple Главная grows back to normal and squashes Squidward..

#9: SQUIDWARD THE UNFRIENDLY GHOST:
When SpongeBob and Patrick believe they have killed Squidward and that he is now a ghost, he takes advantage of this by making them his slaves..

#8: GOOD OLD WHATHISNAME:
Squidward steals What Zit Tooya's wallet and ran a red light in front of a police officer and gets arrested and was sentenced to 10 years in jail.

#7:...

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Patrick Star: вверх ten worst moments

posted by Canada24

1: VALENTINE'S DAY:
When SpongeBob didn't give him a present for Valentine's день (He did but the present didn't come at first) Patrick was upset when he thought Spongebob lied to him. But eventually Patrick went insane over this; nearly destroying the amusement park and threatening the citizens. This is also widely considered to be Patrick's straightest villain role (alongside Rule of Dumb).

2: I'M WITH STUPID:
When Spongebob pretends to be dumb to make Patrick look smarter in front of his parents, Patrick takes it too far and begins treating Spongebob like he really is dumb. Not only that, but...

Windwakerguy430's вверх 100 Animated Shows Part 10 FINALE

posted by Windwakerguy430

Well, we’re finally at the вверх ten. We’ve come quite a long way, haven’t we. But now, it is time to talk about the shows that impressed me beyond all expectations. So, here we go

#10: Elfen Lied

Now, if there is anything a horror Аниме must do best, it’s keep suspense and also scare the viewer throughout the entire show. Elfen Lied does just that. The Показать is about two cousins, Kouta and Yuka, who find a girl on the пляж, пляжный named Nyu. However, what they are not aware of is that this girl is actually named Lucy, and she is actually a Diclonius, which are a race of humans with psychic...

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Windwakerguy430's вверх Ten Worst Фильмы I've Ever Seen

posted by Windwakerguy430

Now, I have seen some serious shit when it comes to movies. Just because there are so many amazing Фильмы out there doesn’t mean that all of them are amazing. Hell, some of them are the biggest pile of shit ever to rise from Satan’s toilet bowl. So, I am going to tell Ты all the worst Фильмы I have ever seen. First off, these have to be Фильмы that I have seen, so no Еда Fight, Biodome, или any of the animated Титаник movies. However, trust me, there are some real bad choices on this list. Also, forget about seeing The Wicker Man, Birdemic, and The Room on this list, because at least those...

Windwakerguy430's вверх Ten Legend of Zelda: Wind Waker Islands

posted by Windwakerguy430

After seeing an April Fool’s joke about the ten best Wind Wanker islands, that got me thinking that I should make my own. And no, not an April Fool’s joke either. I mean a truthful list. Now, before I begin, the rules are that I am not counting any main islands that have dungeons on them, или are major islands. So, Outset Island, Forsaken Fortress, Windfall Island, Dragon Roost Island, Forest Haven, Tower of the Gods, Headstone Island, или Wind Isle are all out. Now, with that said, lets start the list.

Islet of Steel

#10: Islet of Steel - Now, this is a very strange choice, since this...

Windwakerguy430's вверх Ten Bad Endings in Video Games (MAJOR SPOILERS)

posted by Windwakerguy430

Now, there are a lot of games out there with a lot of endings. Endings in video games are a way to tie up the story loose ends and to reward the player with a sense of satisfaction. However, there are also THOSE endings. Ты know, those endings that are just bad. Now, when I say bad endings, I don’t mean bad as in “These endings are terrible. How could they be released?” I mean those endings that punish Ты for your poor choices throughout the game and give Ты a bad ending. Now, the rules are as followed. Only games that I have played, and only one per franchise. Also, this should be...

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Windwakerguy430's вверх Ten Worst Video Game Weapons

posted by Windwakerguy430

Now, video game have a LOT of weapons in them. Some of them are overpowered, some of them are funny, and some are really cool… And then there are THOSE weapons. Ты know, the ones that make Ты want to avoid them as much as possible. Yeah, THOSE weapons. Now, before I start this, some rules. One, these are only weapons from games that I have played, and only one per franchise. Also, these are not based off design. They are based off the weapons damage and how effective it is. Also, no powerups. So, nothing from Super Mario Bros, Kirby, Sonic, или any platformer. Oh, and the Klobb from Goldeneye...

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Windwakerguy430's вверх Ten Rare Items in Animal Crossing: New Leaf

posted by Windwakerguy430

Now, I Любовь Animal Crossing: New Leaf. It’s one of my Избранное games of all time. And, I REALLY Любовь the rare items. Probably because they are based off other Nintendo Games. So, today, I am going to talk about my Избранное items from the game. Why… because no one else has done it and I want to do it before it’s too late. Now, lets start

Fire Bar

#10: огонь Bar - Now, this is the огонь Bar from Super Mario Bros… Even though everyone just called it that thing that spins around огонь balls. This is a cool item because it is ALWAYS spinning. Not to mention that it also plays the NES theme...

Windwakerguy430's вверх Ten Most Hated Zelda Dungeons

posted by Windwakerguy430

Now, I already talked about the dungeons in Zelda that I Любовь so much… Sadly though, not all dungeons are fun. Now, all these dungeons are either tedious, boring, или were just plain awful. Now, remember, these are the dungeons I hate. If there is a dungeon that Ты didn’t want to see on here, then I either like it, или it didn’t make the cut. Now, with that said, lets start the list

Savage Labyrinth

#10: Savage Labyrinth from Wind Waker - Now, this a dungeons that goes on FAR too long. Ты have to fight enemy after enemy after enemy. And if that wasn’t bad enough, Ты actually have...

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Windwakerguy430's вверх Ten еще Lovable Douchebags

posted by Windwakerguy430

Now, after I made my вверх Ten Lovable Douchebags list, I noticed something. There are a lot еще lovable douchebags out there. So, I wanna talk about the many еще lovable douchebags in gaming. First off, the obvious. Only one game per franchise, and they can not be villains, just people who would be jerks in real life. Now, lets start the list

Kazooie

#10: Kazooie from Banjo-Kazooie - Now, this has to be one of the еще nostalgic characters on this list. Kazooie is Banjo’s sidekick who is always making fun of every character Ты meet. And, hell, she’ll even break the 4th Стена еще times...

вверх 5 Things Mario Does Better Than Sonic And вверх 5 Things Sonic Does Better Than Mario

posted by Windwakerguy430

Hello Everyone, and, today, I want to compare the two biggest stars in gaming. That would be, Mr. Video Game, Mario “Jumpman” Mario and The Blue Dude with and Attitude, Sonic the Hedgehog. Now, these two have been fighting since the 90’s, even when Sega moved to Nintendo consoles, they still find a way to challenge each other, even if it is in Olympic sports. So, now, I want to compare what one does better than the other. Lets Start with The 5 Things Mario Does Better than Sonic

#5: Mario Was The Original Platformer - Now, when the NES came out, one of the first games to grace it was Super...