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Hey, so, I guess this is going to be a recuring thing, it seems.... oh well. Well, I guess I will go ahead and talk about еще things that irritate me.. seriously, we must be up to thirty by now.

Stereotypes - Now, these jokes are just some of the stupidest things ever. Literally, there are stereotypes for everyone. Idiots have to be slurred and cross-eyes, which is fucking bullshit (I made a rant about why this is false in my Derpy Hooves review already, so I won't continue it again). If your old, Ты are very forgetful, also bullshit, because my grandmother is in here seventies, and she can remember my name, my birth date, and my uncle's wife's cell phone number (I'm not kidding either). But, the worst of them all are the racial stereotypes. Mexicans do a bunch of lawn work and eat burritos, Russians are alcoholics that wear heavy coats, and the Japanese are yellow skinned people with shut eyes and large teeth, all of those stereotypes, are false. Canada has the worst of them all, as they are treated like the mentally challenged child of the world, when really, the idiots who made this stereotype, America, are idiots. Literally, Canada has made lots of great things. They made Terminator, my Избранное action movie series, Ed Edd n Eddy, one of my Избранное TV shows, and Scott Pilgrim VS The World, which is the best game on Xbox Live Arcade. What does America have. They gave Honey Boo Boo her own show. Instantly the worst country since anything third worldly.

Fanpop Профиль Pictures - Now, its no surprise I am addicted to Fanpop. It has еще things on here then Fuckbook, yet is still underrated. Why? But, even this website has its fair share of problems. One of them is the Профиль pictures are a real bitch. First off, Ты can't change the size, so that makes it a problem. Worse is that no matter what it is, Ты have to make it be a certain size. If it is any smaller или any larger, its not gonna fit. What a load of bullfuck. Still, this website is better then Fuckbook или Shitter.

Computers - Now, everyone owns a computer. Hell, without one, Ты wouldn't be listening to me right now (Though, would that be a bad thing?), but, the problem is that computers are either real fucking slow или something worse. First, lets talk about there speed. Computers can either Переместить fairly okay, or, they can Переместить so fucking slow, it makes a goddamn улитка look like Sonic the fucking Hedgehog. But, the worst part, is that if Ты buy an яблоко computer, like me, Ты will avoid the slowness, but, get something worse. All these stupid fucking Обновления that keep popping up. They never go away, and яблоко is always making them with no sign of stopping. ITs as if new Обновления come out every day. What the fuck? Do those guys at яблоко ever run out of fucking ideas? Before Ты know it, your computers gonna be planted in your head, along with internet connection. But, again, thinking aloud.

Doctors Offices - Now, why would anyone want to go to this place. It's a kids nightmare and an adults torment. Literally, no matter what time Ты get there, Ты got to wait for what feels like an eternity. No matter what, Ты got to wait and wait and wait. And Ты had better brought a portable device to use while your there, because there is no TV, или anything. Instead, they got some of the most boring magazines in the existence of mankind. And, still, even after Ты feel like its your turn, Ты still gotta wait. Is your doctor on his fucking lunchbreak или something. And, when Ты do get in, its just a long talk about crap Ты know about by this time and then some papers saying, "Here's a Список of shit Ты already know, asshole". Trust me, the lollipop at the end isn't fucking worth it.

Dubstep - Is this what all the kids are listening to nowadays? Is this the hip new trend... well then, thank god I fucking hate trends. Seriously, if Ты listened to this the first time in your life, did Ты really think this was music? I literally thought this was just noise, and that's what it is. A jumbled up cluster fuck of noises. Literally, how can anyone find this Музыка interesting. I can find better Музыка hearing nails on the fucking chalkbored. At least there, it is just one noise. Not a fucking burage of them.

Racism - Now, this is a real big one here. This is something that, just like slavery, should have died out in the eighteen hundreds. But, no, it's still going on to this day, no matter what. People do whatever they can to be racist. Weather its saying words like.... The N word and the WB word and the C word (No, I will not say them, incase Ты were wondering). Oh, and it really pisses me the fuck off when they dress as Nazis and KKK members just for laughs. Ha ha, its funny because were insulting a race of people. That's not funny, Ты sick fucks.

Tentacles - What..... the fuck..... internet? What in gods name is this.... Okay, so, this is something from the branch of Hentai. Hentai is a sort of...... Аниме porn..... disgusting, I know. Anyway, tentacle hentai is the worst because.... well..... its exactly what Ты think it is. This wouldn't bother me so much if it weren't everywhere on Google Images. Seriously, say I wanted to do a project on squids, and I was talking about their tentacles, and then went on Google Обои to find a picture of one. Instead, I am дана a picture of a girl getting raped by a tentacle.... for fucks sake internet, why do Ты always have to Показать me inappropriate porn.

Кока-кола and Pepsi War - Okay, so.... what the fuck is the difference. Seriously, I do not see a difference. They both pretty much taste the same to me, yet, people are going batshit crazy saying that they are both the best drinks in the world and they are горький rivals like PlayStation and XBox, or, Call of Duty and Team Fortress 2, или Mario and Sonic. The usual. Still, they are in no way different. Most of all taste. Though, if Ты ask me, I prefer Dr. Pepper. At least it tastes of originality.

Футбол Moms - Oh, now here is the biggest killjoys in the world. Футбол Moms serve no purpose in this world other then to ruin everyone's fun because they don't want us to have fun. They let their kids watch really stupid stuff like Family Guy, yet, no matter what, they won't let them watch My Little пони because, they are so blind of reality to know, DEPRY ISN'T FUCKING RETARDED! SHE'S пересекать, крест EYED, SLURRED, AND CLUMSY!!! NOT FUCKING RETARDED!!! Anyway, other stupid shit they do is try to get Captain Crunch banned because kids want it..... Isn't that the fucking point of any product. Oh, and Ты really got to Любовь it when they wanted Silent Night, Deadly Night to get banned because kids were scarred. IT'S A HORROR MOVIE. THAT'S THE FUCKING POINT! IF Ты DON'T LIKE IT, Ты ONLY HAVE YOURSELF TO BLAME FOR LETTING THEM WATCH IT!!! Lets Переместить on before I lose it.

Penis Jokes - They fucking suck..... they're not funny...... enough said.

So, there Ты go. Another rant done. I am sure I will do more. Honestly, this is going to happen a lot now. So, yeah, these things really make me angry. But, hey, that's only my opinion. What's Your Take
I Любовь animation. It is a very fascinating idea, allowing people to create moving works of art. What makes Анимация so amazing is how people use it. From the wonderful work of Western animation, to the beautiful designs of Japanese anime, to the computer made CGI, Анимация is just about everywhere nowadays. And, trust me, there are a lot of animated shows. Some good, some bad, some god awful atrocities, and some… just weird. Thankfully, there are еще good animated shows than there are bad ones. One hundred is about as much as I can think of. Of course, I can think of more, but if I did,...
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posted by Windwakerguy430
~5:30 PM
October 9th 2079
Takedown TV Stadium - Janitor’s Hall~

Alice: (She was placing some clothes into a small bag, unable to stay here after what she did. The looks she had gotten from Beck, Gregory and Simon and despite it all, Apollo continued to treat her with respect. It was an awful feeling, knowing that the person who beat her in the fight continued to treat her as if nothing happened. It made her ill. As she was putting her things away, there was a knock at the door)
Carlos: (He opened the door and walked in) Hey, Alice. Ты okay
Alice: (She hid her bag underneath the blanket from...
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~Story~

In the год 30XX, the world is ravaged by thousands of monsters and villains, with humans in fear of them. One day, a band of Герои came along, with immense strength and powers and have dedicated their lives to fighting evil and protecting humans around the world. However, though these Герои are loved for their work and power, they are also very rude and look down on wanna-be heroes, especially humans Герои who have no powers. One of these Герои being known as Crimson Salvation, also known as Berry Merlot. He is a police officer, with an ex-wife named Scarlet and two daughters, the...
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Ты know, whenever I am not Чтение a whole bunch of shitty fanfiction, I read different books… Yes, I actually read books. It’s weird. Shakespeare just so happens to be one of those stories I read. One of his stories being the classic play, The Tempest. This was one of his last plays before he died, as it portrayed a story of kindness and Любовь in a story filled with hatred and revenge. It was a wonderful story…. So naturally, Hollywood came to give it a proper anal raping that all films based on Книги get. Let’s take a look and see how Hoolywood fucked this story so hard.
So, if you...
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So, yeah, it’s been some time since I did another one of these, and since people really seem to like them, I thought, why not. So, here is part six of my mini rants. Enjoy.

TV - Now, I really hate TV nowadays. I have not watched TV in three years. That’s how much I have grown to hate television. All it is nowadays is a bunch of comedy shows that aren’t funny, drama shows that aren’t suspenseful, action shows that aren’t awesome, and a whole fucking dump truck if unfunny sitcoms, and god awful reality shows, and Ты all know how much I hate reality shows. And if bad Телевидение shows...
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#20: Joe Ball’s World



Here’s a Остаться в живых game coming from a Spanish company, Extreme Soft. The game was created back in 1994 by the company, but for some mysterious reason, Joe Ball’s World was lost. Now, for some reason, people have speculated that this game is a reference to the real life Joe Ball, a real nice guy, most known for his nickname, The Butcher of Elmendorf and killing around two to twenty people. Now, why would a company want to name their game after an infamous serial killer, I do not know. And then, the gameplay footage came onto Youtube mysteriously one day. This gameplay...
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Art by AquaMarine
I’m gonna be honest with Ты people, I have never seen the original The Hills Have Eyes, but from what I have heard, the budget was far less than the remake, and the original didn’t have modern день special effects или camera work to be a well known classic amongst horror movies. So, naturally, the remake wouldn’t be too hard to be good, или at the least scary…. And yeah… It’s pretty messed up alright. Well, let’s stop stalling at get to the 2006 remake of The Hills Have Eyes



The movie follows a small family travelling from Cleveland Ohio to San Diego California. The family...
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So, we all know the Популярное urban legends. From the original stories of BigFoot, to еще modern legends such as the Slender Man. But, there aren't just original monsters in the world of Urban Legends. They're are also urban legends about video games. And thanks to the internet, it has made the legends even еще well known. So, I will go ahead and tell Ты all the urban legends that I enjoyed. Note: These are theories that are creepy, disturbing, and just plane messed up. Do not blame me if your childhood is ruined.

 Specters of Shiverburn Galaxy
Specters of Shiverburn Galaxy


#15: Specters of Shiverburn Galaxy from Super...
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Art by Alinah_09
So, after watching the 1992 Dracula movie, I couldn’t wait to get started on a new Dracula movie. That was when I saw this one produced by Dimension, the same people that did From Dusk Till Dawn, another vampire movie that I have some good feelings for, so I decided to give this Далее movie a try…. Let’s just say that we had to get to a bad movie this месяц eventually. And boy, did this movie manage to do just that. The movie in Вопрос is known as Dracula 2000. Yes, that is actually the name they went with.



So, before I get started with this crap, I just want to point something...
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#10: “What is a man? A miserable little pile of secrets. But enough talk! Have at you!” - Dracula, Castlevania: Symphony of the Night

#9: “I HAVE FURY” - Fawful, Mario and Luigi: Superstar Saga

#8: “For you, the день бизон graced your village was the most important день of your life. But for me, it was Tuesday” - M Bison, улица, уличный Fighter

#7: "See, this is what I don't get about Ты bad guys. Ты know the hero's gonna win, but Ты never just die quickly-- man, this one guy in New Haven, right? City's burning, people dying, blah blah blah. This guy rushes me with a spoon. A freaking spoon....
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Now, there are a lot of Фильмы out there that are insanely funny. Ты have Caddyshack, Planes Trains and Automobiles, and of course all of the Monty питон, python movies. But, then there are THOSE comedy movies. The ones that rely too much on jokes that are not even close to funny and wouldn’t even make a two-year-old laugh. So, I want to tell Ты the comedy Фильмы that made me feel like an idiot. Now, there aren’t much rules with this list, so I’ll stop wasting time and get on with the list

#10: Kickin’ it Old Skool - Ты know you’re Чтение a GREAT Список when the first Фильмы best joke is...
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Oh, boy, another Alpha and Omega fanfic. This time, it’s a creepypasta, known by the name Eyeless. Is it as bad as Lily’s Opposite Side…….. Okay, maybe no Alpha and Omega fanfic is worse than Lily’s Opposite Side. Is Eyeless bad? Lets find out.
So, it starts with Humphrey being in a house he finds…. How does he find it, why does he stay in it, what purpose does this place have, are none of these Вопросы getting answered? I bet the last one is a big fat no. The first paragraph - THE FIRST PARAGRAPH - and it already has problems. So, Humphrey sees this picture of a family of wolves...
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Hello, everyone, and welcome to my вверх Ten Lovable Douchebags in Video Games. So, what makes a character a douchebag. Well, they have to do a bunch of horrible things, and feel no remorse. But, what makes a lovable douchebag. simple. Its the same thing, but their antics are so great, Ты can’t help but like them. So, today, I present the ten douchebags we can’t help but love

#10: Luis from Resident Evil 4 - The first time Ты meet this guy, all he wants is a cigarette. Yep, he’s funny already. And, if Ты were stuck in a village filled with insane, murderous villagers, would smoking be...
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Song: link

Tim: Finally, a peaceful song that won't cause controversy.
Wayne: Did someone say controversy?! *Punches Tim*
Coffee Creme: *Punches Commander Kane*
Liam: *Hits Derek with a chair*
Lewis: We're the good guys!
Liam: It's the song man! I can't help it!
Mily: *Watching the fight* Well, looks like I'm hosting again. Why does everyone fight over the song?
Blossom: I don't know!
Buttercup: *Shoots Blossom with laser vision*
Mily: Ouch. I better Показать Ты the schedule before I get attacked. Enjoy! *Takes off quickly*

8 PM - Now

Johnny Lightning
Gran Turismo

8:30 PM - Later

Six Shooters 4

Langley Virginia,...
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Sonic: *Playing with a laptop as it plays music* I am the DJ. Party on until the Показать starts.
Wayne: *Dancing with Ms. Heart*
Leon: What are we supposed to do?
Stan: We are talking trains.
Sebastian: We cannot dance like anyone else at this party.
Xavier: I guess we need to be patient, and wait until the Показать starts then.
Sean The Hedgehog: Agreed. While my cousin plays the role of being the DJ, I shall be your host tonight for Sean's Spectacular Saturday of Stories. I'm Sean The Hedgehog from On The Block, and here's our schedule tonight.

8 PM

On The Block - Back2Back

8:30 PM

Thomas &...
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Running from Chicacolt to San Franciscolt is a railroad called the Union Pacific. It's the largest railroad in the United States, and is run by thousands of ponies. This is the story of some of those ponies that run the rails, aka railroading.

Episode 4: Показать business

October 3, 1950

Pete: *driving train at 10 miles an hour, then stops* Hello. I'm the controller of the Union Pacific. This engine I'm driving is not only fast, but it's the world's largest engine, and can pull a train five miles long. The Union Pacific. Power in everything.
Director: Aaaaand cut!! That was excellent.
Pete: Thank...
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Yay I found the last scroll.
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~#30~

I have not played many Metroid games. I played two of the Prime games… And Other M, regrettably. But it is a pretty fun game to play. It’s far еще mature than most of Nintendo’s other works and a very quiet game. And I think the silent protagonist of Nintendo’s usual main characters has never worked better than with Samus.

#30: Samus Aran from Metroid



Samus is a renowned bounty hunter in the galaxy who is usually tasked with hunting down the Космос Pirates and their leader, Ridley, while also dealing with other disturbing things in the galaxy, like the genetically created monsters...
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