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Hey, so, I guess this is going to be a recuring thing, it seems.... oh well. Well, I guess I will go ahead and talk about еще things that irritate me.. seriously, we must be up to thirty by now.

Stereotypes - Now, these jokes are just some of the stupidest things ever. Literally, there are stereotypes for everyone. Idiots have to be slurred and cross-eyes, which is fucking bullshit (I made a rant about why this is false in my Derpy Hooves review already, so I won't continue it again). If your old, Ты are very forgetful, also bullshit, because my grandmother is in here seventies, and she can remember my name, my birth date, and my uncle's wife's cell phone number (I'm not kidding either). But, the worst of them all are the racial stereotypes. Mexicans do a bunch of lawn work and eat burritos, Russians are alcoholics that wear heavy coats, and the Japanese are yellow skinned people with shut eyes and large teeth, all of those stereotypes, are false. Canada has the worst of them all, as they are treated like the mentally challenged child of the world, when really, the idiots who made this stereotype, America, are idiots. Literally, Canada has made lots of great things. They made Terminator, my Избранное action movie series, Ed Edd n Eddy, one of my Избранное TV shows, and Scott Pilgrim VS The World, which is the best game on Xbox Live Arcade. What does America have. They gave Honey Boo Boo her own show. Instantly the worst country since anything third worldly.

Fanpop Профиль Pictures - Now, its no surprise I am addicted to Fanpop. It has еще things on here then Fuckbook, yet is still underrated. Why? But, even this website has its fair share of problems. One of them is the Профиль pictures are a real bitch. First off, Ты can't change the size, so that makes it a problem. Worse is that no matter what it is, Ты have to make it be a certain size. If it is any smaller или any larger, its not gonna fit. What a load of bullfuck. Still, this website is better then Fuckbook или Shitter.

Computers - Now, everyone owns a computer. Hell, without one, Ты wouldn't be listening to me right now (Though, would that be a bad thing?), but, the problem is that computers are either real fucking slow или something worse. First, lets talk about there speed. Computers can either Переместить fairly okay, or, they can Переместить so fucking slow, it makes a goddamn улитка look like Sonic the fucking Hedgehog. But, the worst part, is that if Ты buy an яблоко computer, like me, Ты will avoid the slowness, but, get something worse. All these stupid fucking Обновления that keep popping up. They never go away, and яблоко is always making them with no sign of stopping. ITs as if new Обновления come out every day. What the fuck? Do those guys at яблоко ever run out of fucking ideas? Before Ты know it, your computers gonna be planted in your head, along with internet connection. But, again, thinking aloud.

Doctors Offices - Now, why would anyone want to go to this place. It's a kids nightmare and an adults torment. Literally, no matter what time Ты get there, Ты got to wait for what feels like an eternity. No matter what, Ты got to wait and wait and wait. And Ты had better brought a portable device to use while your there, because there is no TV, или anything. Instead, they got some of the most boring magazines in the existence of mankind. And, still, even after Ты feel like its your turn, Ты still gotta wait. Is your doctor on his fucking lunchbreak или something. And, when Ты do get in, its just a long talk about crap Ты know about by this time and then some papers saying, "Here's a Список of shit Ты already know, asshole". Trust me, the lollipop at the end isn't fucking worth it.

Dubstep - Is this what all the kids are listening to nowadays? Is this the hip new trend... well then, thank god I fucking hate trends. Seriously, if Ты listened to this the first time in your life, did Ты really think this was music? I literally thought this was just noise, and that's what it is. A jumbled up cluster fuck of noises. Literally, how can anyone find this Музыка interesting. I can find better Музыка hearing nails on the fucking chalkbored. At least there, it is just one noise. Not a fucking burage of them.

Racism - Now, this is a real big one here. This is something that, just like slavery, should have died out in the eighteen hundreds. But, no, it's still going on to this day, no matter what. People do whatever they can to be racist. Weather its saying words like.... The N word and the WB word and the C word (No, I will not say them, incase Ты were wondering). Oh, and it really pisses me the fuck off when they dress as Nazis and KKK members just for laughs. Ha ha, its funny because were insulting a race of people. That's not funny, Ты sick fucks.

Tentacles - What..... the fuck..... internet? What in gods name is this.... Okay, so, this is something from the branch of Hentai. Hentai is a sort of...... Аниме porn..... disgusting, I know. Anyway, tentacle hentai is the worst because.... well..... its exactly what Ты think it is. This wouldn't bother me so much if it weren't everywhere on Google Images. Seriously, say I wanted to do a project on squids, and I was talking about their tentacles, and then went on Google Обои to find a picture of one. Instead, I am дана a picture of a girl getting raped by a tentacle.... for fucks sake internet, why do Ты always have to Показать me inappropriate porn.

Кока-кола and Pepsi War - Okay, so.... what the fuck is the difference. Seriously, I do not see a difference. They both pretty much taste the same to me, yet, people are going batshit crazy saying that they are both the best drinks in the world and they are горький rivals like PlayStation and XBox, or, Call of Duty and Team Fortress 2, или Mario and Sonic. The usual. Still, they are in no way different. Most of all taste. Though, if Ты ask me, I prefer Dr. Pepper. At least it tastes of originality.

Футбол Moms - Oh, now here is the biggest killjoys in the world. Футбол Moms serve no purpose in this world other then to ruin everyone's fun because they don't want us to have fun. They let their kids watch really stupid stuff like Family Guy, yet, no matter what, they won't let them watch My Little пони because, they are so blind of reality to know, DEPRY ISN'T FUCKING RETARDED! SHE'S пересекать, крест EYED, SLURRED, AND CLUMSY!!! NOT FUCKING RETARDED!!! Anyway, other stupid shit they do is try to get Captain Crunch banned because kids want it..... Isn't that the fucking point of any product. Oh, and Ты really got to Любовь it when they wanted Silent Night, Deadly Night to get banned because kids were scarred. IT'S A HORROR MOVIE. THAT'S THE FUCKING POINT! IF Ты DON'T LIKE IT, Ты ONLY HAVE YOURSELF TO BLAME FOR LETTING THEM WATCH IT!!! Lets Переместить on before I lose it.

Penis Jokes - They fucking suck..... they're not funny...... enough said.

So, there Ты go. Another rant done. I am sure I will do more. Honestly, this is going to happen a lot now. So, yeah, these things really make me angry. But, hey, that's only my opinion. What's Your Take
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Shredder: *Playing guitar*
Kevin: *Playing drums*
Ponies: Green Hay!
Leon: Green Hay?
Stan: That sounds familiar.
Sebastian: I wonder why.
Xavier: I think it's My Little Pony's parody of Green Day.
Leon: Ah.
Rainbow Dash: *Enjoying the music* That's my brother on guitar, and this is your host for tonight's segment of Sean's Spectacular Saturday of Stories. We have two episodes of Ponies On The Rails coming up, with an episode of Gran Turismo. See Ты out on the streets as I play Julia Rose.

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Henry: *Going cross-eyed as he pulls a freight train*
Gangster Ponies: *Standing behind two panel vans, pointing Tommy-guns at Henry*
Henry: Duh, that's not supposed to be there.
Gangster Ponies: He's not stopping! Get out of the way! *Running off the train tracks*
Henry: *Pushes the panel vans out of his way*
Pete: Well. I thought they would try to rob one of my trains.
Stylo: Don't give them any ideas sir.
Gangster Ponies: Forget it. We've seen enough trains for one day.
Mr. Nut: How about talking peanuts? Hi. I'm Mr. Nut, from The Nut House, and I'm your host on this fine evening. Our...
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I do Любовь me some Mahvel. Memes aside, Marvel Vs. Capcom is probably one of my еще prefered fighting games (Despite the fact that I am utter trash at it). So, with Marvel Vs. Capcom Infinite coming out soon, I expect the roster to be even bigger than Назад games. With that in mind, we don’t have much news about characters that could be in the game, so most of it is left up to interpretation. All we know is that the characters from the Infinite trailer, Captain America, Ryu, Iron Man, Morrigan, and new characters, Captain Marvel and Mega Man X, are confirmed for the game. But there’s...
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 Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see. *Talks faster* Snooping as usual *Slows down* I see.
Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see. *Talks faster* Snooping as usual *Slows down* I see.

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SeanTheHedgehog Presents

A звезда Wars Фан Fiction

Starring Louis Bodine as John Smith

Sean Bodine as Morris Schaffer

Emma Watson as Mary in

Where Eagles Dare

An Imperial Landing Craft was flying through a planet covered in snow, 18 inches thick.

Also starring Keith Wickham as Colonel Turner and Simon Greenall as Admiral Roland

And Rob Rackstraw as Colonel Kramer

The Landing Craft continued to fly as it was getting towards some mountains.

Tom Kane as General Rosemeyer
Jesse Neighbour...
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Yep, it’s that time again. The time when I look at video games and discuss with Ты all the psychotic killers that come from them. Why? Because reasons. I swear, I should have just made a вверх fifty, because I wouldn’t be surprised if there were fifty murderers in video games. Oh well. Here is another Список of them. As always, only one killer per franchise and only from games that I have played. Also spoilers for Deadly Premonition, A волк Among Us, L.A. Noire, and Ace Attorney: Justice For All. With all that said, let’s start the list.

#10: Naughty from Naughty Bear



Let’s just forget...
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#90: Another



Now, when people think of good horror anime, they usually think of When They Cry, Elfen Lied, or, hell, even Death Note. And, while all those are amazing choices (As you’ll see later on), Another is an Аниме that seems to be overlooked… Why is that. I tried asking this Вопрос with Аниме fans, and yet, even they don’t know why. It’s a shame, because Another is a great horror anime. The Аниме is about a boy named Koichi Sakakibara who goes to a new school in class 3-3, where he then meets a girl named Mei Misaki, who is ignored by the class. But then, students in the...
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Now, I Любовь Nintendo. It’s my Избранное video game company out there… However, even the best company can make mistakes at some point. So, today, I am going to talk about the biggest mistakes Nintendo made

#5: 3DS Release - Now, lets talk about a еще modern mistake. The 3DS is a pretty fun device, and I actually kinda like it. However, the 3DS wasn’t always loved. The 3DS was released on February 16th, 2011, with a price of THREE HUNDRED DOLLARS! WHAT!? Yeah, they sold this things, which normally should cost $150, at the very least, and they made it the price of what Ты could pay for a...
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Afried that's all I got for episode one.. But too keep Ты guys into it. I'll post episode 2 into the same article.. But till then, here's a collection a "Best of 'my' Merle" because he won't appear in the Далее epiode, and I won't be making any other ones..

T Dog: (Accidently drops the keys)

Merle: MOTHER FUCKER! Ты DID THAT ON PORPOSE!

T Dog: I'. Sorry! (starts running off)

Merle: Get back here! I'm gonna kill Ты man!.. I'm not going to lie down for some frat boy bastard with his damn henley smoking his sticky buds out of a soda can while watching his Избранное downloaded Simpson episodes every...
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Эй, Ты fucking guys, how the fuck do Ты make a fucking piece of fucking shit thats so fucking fucked up that is is fucking terrible... Sorry about swearing so much, just that, this Крипипаста had so much swearing, it must have worn off.... I'm reviewing Conker's Worst мех Day..... Fucker....
So, anyway, it starts with this guy.... Ты know what, before I continue, I want to count down every single cliche for a cursed game. Lets start. This guy played Conker's Bad мех день when he was a kid (1) so, after watching it online, he wants to play it again (2). He goes to every full extent just to...
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My God..... Ты know, a Крипипаста is bound to be bad when the fucking Крипипаста takes note from the FUCKING KILL WAKER, one of the worst creepypastas I have ever read, but this one takes the fucking cake. This Крипипаста is the abomination known as Blood Whistle.
Okay, so it starts with this guy making a blog so he can play a ROM of Super MArio Bros 3.... Okay, I just want to say, how many of Ты think this is going to be a cursed game creepypasta. Seriously, just take a fucking guess.
Anyway, he says that he finds the most scary thing he could ever find in the world in a treasure chest....
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Hello everyone, and welcome to Boss Bits. Today, I will be talking about the sequel to Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time. That game would be Legend of Zelda: Majora's Mask. This game is shorter then the original, but still, in my opinion, еще fun. In this game, Ты play as Link (Duh) and try to go through four temples in exactly three days before a Skull Kid, possessed by Majora's Mask, destroys the city of Termina with the moon. Now, what makes this game real fun are the bosses. Lets take a look at them. Also, I will be including mini-bosses, since they also have a cutscene, unlike the ones...
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S.B: *Watching Derek repair his Mondeo* So you're still repairing that wreck. What do Ты think's gonna happen when it's repaired?
Derek: It'll be perfect, just like brand new.
S.B: That's what Ты сказал(-а) before I destroyed it with my basketball.
Ian: *Chanting while pulling 5 passenger cars* Take the train! Take the train! Take the train!
S.B: While Derek continues to repair his car, we're going to watch Shado! Shado! Shado!

Toydarians: *Walking towards a runway*

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Five months after the destruction of the Death Star, the Empire needed an ally. One that was strong, and capable of...
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Well, we’ve gone far enough with talking about the Halo franchise on this list. As sad as it is to say, we’ve come to the final entry for the Halo franchise on this list, but I have saved the best (Debatable) for last. Having played the first two games, I was еще than excited to see what Halo 3 would do. And it blew me away (Get it? Cause Halo 2 had Breaking Benjami- Okay)
So Halo 3 follows, who else, Master Chief, as he, and now the Elites, face off what remains of the Covenant, all while Master Chief has to deal with being separated from Cortana, his partner from the Назад two...
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Well what do Ты know. It's almost that time. In a few days, it will be exactly five years since I first went onto this website. And let me tell you, a lot sure happened in five years. I was barely able to limb my way out of poverty, got a job, went a college, and most importantly, met new kinds of people on this website who I am, for the most part, still Друзья with today. It's been a hell of a journey that I still look вперед to seeing еще of in the future. But, with five years coming, I think I want to do something big. Huge, even. I want to start working on something big, something that...
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Well… This was something I wasn’t looking вперед to after my break from Письмо articles. Worst stories of 2017, relating to video games anyway. How bad are they. Well, funny Ты should say, because they’re pretty bad. Let’s have a gay old time, and try not to hate the world too much by the end of this, shall we?

#10: Metal Gear Survive

Hey, remember when Phantom Pain was as bad as the franchise ever got? Yeah, those were simpler times. And now, Metal Gear Survive, one of the most insulting things that have ever been released. Metal Gear Solid was a franchise that I really loved, despite...
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