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When I first saw this Далее movie, I remember thinking it was the scariest movie ever made. Now, as creepy as it is, it’s not the scariest movie ever made. It’s damn creepy and has lots of disturbing moments in it, but it is far from being the scariest movie ever. But, I still Любовь it. And, shockingly, this movie is a remake. And in 2010, when Nightmare on Elm улица, уличный got a remake (And Ты probably already know how I feel about that movie). So, when this movie got it’s remake out, I was shocked at how much I actually loved it. So, let us watch the remake of a classic movie, known as The Crazies.



So, the movie follows the sheriff of a small town in Iowa, named David, and his wife Judy, and co-worker and friend Russell, as they slowly start to notice the town beginning to become contaminated with a strange disease. People become uncontrollable, wandering around and killing people. They mostly kill everyone who they once knew, since it is a small town, killing friends, family, and neighbors. It’s pretty terrifying to think. As time goes on, the town starts to get еще and еще crazy, to where the government starts to execute everyone in the city, including those who aren’t infected. So, the survivors of the film have to avoid both the military and their powerful weaponry, and the mass numbers of Crazies there are. So, by that logic, it’s clear to see just how screwed are main cast of survivors are. The feeling of dread between these characters, I find to be very well done. Their not able to get help from anyone, even from the very people who are supposed to protect the country, and have little chance of survival. It’s like Dead Rising, only without zombies, and еще crazed individuals. Oh, and speaking of which...



I Любовь the Crazies in this movie. They’re like zombies, but way smarter. They can communicate, and behave like normal humans, but are able to gather together in huge groups and kill others who are not infected. Whenever these things come on screen, their either cool to look at или are so terrifying, that you’d just lie down and cry whenever they came on screen, which is a good thing. These things are so well done, and yet they look pretty human, despite them having all that makeup on, which, let me just say, took THREE HOURS each день for the actors to put on. And дана that there were quite a few actors with that kind of makeup on, it’s easy to say that the designs of the Crazies faces were quite time consuming. But, they were effective, and worked in the favor of the creators in the end, because these Crazies are just so good. It shows just how well the budget for this film is, especially when Ты compare it to the original 1973 version, which just used some “blood”. This movie has blood, gore, and some of the best infected Дизайн I’ve seen. And to think they were all created after (Spoilers) the government poisoned the water supply, by crashing a plane into the lake, releasing a virus known as Trixie (I knew that blue horse would kill us all one day).



Ты know what my Избранное scene, and probably everyone’s Избранное scene in this movie was. The hospital scene, where Judy is strapped to a table, with others who failed to to get saved by the Government when evacuating survivors (Also spoilers, the government kills those who evacuated anyway), and is stuck in there, as Crazies break through the defenses and take over the area (Also, for a small town, there sure are a lot of people). After which, one of the Crazies walks through the halls of the room, dragging a pitchfork slowly on the ground, and walks in, where he begins stabbing everyone. Usually, I’m not one to be a Фан of gore. Yes, I praise it if the gore effects look nice. But when using it as horror, I just roll my eyes. It’s the секунда most overused trope of scaring people since jumpscares. However, unlike jumpscares, where I’ve only found two instances that were used well, I’ve seen gore have probably six when it was used well. This movie is one of them. While the gore is creepy, I find the feeling of this one Crazy slowly moving across the room, picking off defenseless individuals one by one, without any sound but the hard breathing of some of the survivors. That feeling of dread. I Любовь that feeling. And it’s so perfectly used here, it scared by 11 год old self almost to death. It’s so good, they used the scene for the cover of the DVD. That shows how good it is.



Of course, I can’t keep talking about how great the Crazies are (Even though I could go on for hours about why their amazing), The characters are amazing too. еще specifically Russell. He may just seem like a typical survivor that is just made to be killed off, but I find him way еще interesting than David или Judy. Throughout the movie, Ты see him as being this calm and understanding guy. However, as the movie goes on, things start to get worse for him. After David gets stabbed through the hand and almost killed by two of the Crazies, Russell walks in and shoots them, but doesn’t stop until the gun runs out of ammo. This may seem normal, but trust me, it’s very important later on. When David, Judy, and Russell run into a government official in a car, they hijack it and ask him what’s going on. It turns out (Spoilers) the plane was from the government, and was carrying a virus that turned people into Crazies. The plane was on it’s way to Texas to be destroyed, when the plane crashed into the town water supply, releasing it to the townspeople. (It’s a good thing Ohio water tastes like piss, so I don’t ever have to worry about that if it happens) Anyway, after hearing this, Russell kills the official and threatens to do the same to David and Judy. As it turns out, Russell has been infected, and is starting to turn. So, instead of letting himself be turned, and already know he’s a dead man, he sacrifices himself by distracting the government and getting shot so David and Judy can escape the city. Yeah, he was an asshole, but an asshole for a good reason.



The Crazies is probably one of my Избранное horror movie remakes ever. It’s right up there with the remakes of The Thing, The Fly, and Invasion of the Body Snatchers. The movie was a huge success, being the third highest grossing film of May 2010, right behind Фильмы Cop Out, and… затвор, затвора Island? What the hell is that? The movie was successful enough to get an iPhone game, a four issue comic book series, and there were rumors of a sequel, called The Even Crazier, but the studio gave little damn about this film, and decided to just not make it. Damn. If George A. Romero thought would be a good idea to make a sequel, than I think it would be too. Of course I would, I Любовь this movie, even though most people probably didn’t. Oh well, I guess that this movie will just have to satisfy us until Hollywood decides to remake this one in a few years, and it will probably suck hard. Take care

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“Can Ты lose your virginity if Ты fall”
I don’t know. Jump off a cliff and then tell me what Ты learn.

“Does looking at a picture of the sun hurt your eyes”
You have to look pretty damn hard for that to happen. But by that point, your eyes will be dangling from your skull…. So technically, yes

“My girl swallowed after oral and now I am worried that she’s pregnant”
Well, you’d better be awaiting the baby to be coming out of the mouth than

“8===D Is this a shovel или a crying smiley face”
Oh Ты innocent minded, stupid boy.

“Can Ты actually lose weight by rubbing your stomach”...
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Now, I Любовь horror movies. Their easily my Избранное genre of film. Sadly, it is also the genre of film that has some awful movies. Then there are the Фильмы that aren’t even close to being scary. In other words, these are the worst horror Фильмы I have ever seen. Now, some rules. First off, only Фильмы that I have seen, so no Blair Witch Project 2, Manos: The Hands of Fate, или Monster a Go-Go. Also, only one movie per franchise, so, with that said, lets start the list

#10: Nightmare on Elm улица, уличный - Now, before Ты all say that this movie was scary, yes, I agree. Nightmare on Elm улица, уличный was...
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Trail 1
The Warehouse Incident

Prologue


Cole Phelps- I should have known it was you

???- I knew you'd find out eventually... Well, Detective Phelps. I'm afraid this is where it ends

Cole Phelps- No... Get Back... AAAHHHHHHH (Whack) (Whack) (Whack) (Whack) (Whack)

???- He he he he he. Now all I got to do is put the blame on that stupid guy





January 19, 11: 53 a.m.
Wind Waker Guy's Room

Wind Waker Guy- Hmm, What should I do today. All I've done yesterday was play Mario 64. Guess I could play Mario 64 DS
Phone- Rrriiiiiiiinnnggggg
Wind Waker Guy- This is Wind Waker Guy
Kebora Gebora- Hoot. Hoot. Wind Waker...
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Before I say anything, I want to start this off by saying that there is nothing, and I mean nothing, funny about a school shooting. School shootings are some of the worst things that can happen in our society, and bearing witness to such a travesty makes me worry for the safety of others and makes me feel terrible about the victims and their families and friends. So, tell me why in the name of god my principal wanted to turn a school shooting in my school into a goddamn Three Stooges act. Now, I am sure he didn’t intend to make it sound incredibly stupid, and he does in fact care about student...
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Chuck: Ready to go, Katey
Katey: Yep
Stacey: The military's coming
Chuck: Good. Nothing can possibly go wrong
(Meanwhile, with the military)
Boykin: OKAY, Ты LITTLE GIRLS! NOW, THE OPERATION IS SIMPLE! KILL ALL ZOMBIES, AND SAVE THE SURVIVORS! NOW, Переместить OUT
Soldier: Well, nothing can go wrong (Gas comes)
Soldier 2: Egh. Who fucking farted?
(Zombies change into gas zombies)
Soldier 2: Well.............. Shit (Gets killed by zombies, as well as the other soldiers)
Boykin: (Talking to dying soldier) Don't Ты die on me, Ты little bitch. Get up. I сказал(-а) get up
Soldier: (Dies)
Boykin: Ты FUCKING PUSSY
(Meanwhile,...
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We all know how overused zombies are. They are in movies, tv shows, videogames, books, but rarely do we see them in anime. It’s weird. But, in the год 2010, we got an Аниме known as Highschool of the Dead, which showed the classic zombies that was seen in Фильмы like Night of the Living Dead. The zombies were slow and lumbered, but were huge in numbers. This Аниме had a lot of scenes like this.



Like this.



And even this.



But, the zombies aren’t what make Highschool of the Dead so recognizable. No, if you’ve seen this anime, you’ll mostly recognize it for scenes like this....
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If Ты ever wanted to see how stupid me and my brother are, look no further than the time when we bought two fucking BB guns, and started Актёрское искусство like badasses because of it. We were twelve at the time, so what do Ты expect. We did everything we could with these things. We shot soda cans, we swung them in our hands, we even held them sideways, thinking we’d look еще awesome, или at the very least, less idiotic. So, what we decided to do was try and put on vests and shoot each other. Yes, we were THAT fucking stupid. We actually thought it would be a fun idea to shoot each other. I have no...
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Hello, and today, we will be talking about the meme known as Doge. So, let us take a look at the history of the Doge
Now, unlike most memes, we can't just look for the picture of Doge. We also need to find out where the word, Doge, came from. Now, the word Doge came from the Показать Biz Cas Fri 1, when one of the characters misspelled dog by saying D-O-G-E. So, now that we know where the word came from, lets find the picture. A Japanese kindergarden teacher Опубликовано pictures of there dog on there blog page. However, one picture ended up Показ the dog making an odd face. Now, we know about the word,...
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Hello, everyone. Todays Список is about the games that got my hopes up just to piss me off. Now, these are games that I have to had loved the first games или the trailer and box art had to look super cool only to just piss me off while playing it. So, here we go

10: Spongebob Squarepants and the Legend of the Остаться в живых шпатель - Now, I had played other Spongebob games before like Battle for Bikini Bottom, The spongbob Movie game, and Lights, Camera, Pants. They were all wonderful games, so when I saw this game, I was excited... But when I played it, it was beyond awful. This game has a dumb story that...
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 Nick's Revolvers
Nick's Revolvers
(Cody parks car in front of bank)
Cody: Okay, can we not screw this up this time
Nick: Well, duh. Why else do Ты think I brought this Главная made pipe bomb. I'm not going to pistol whip the SWAT Team this time
Cody: (Sigh) Ты better not fuck this up (Puts on mask)
Nick: Ты worry to much, Cody (Puts on mask)
Cody: Okay, lets go (Gets out of car)
Nick: (Follows) Trust me, just follow my lead and this will go fine (Walks into bank) Alright. (Fire gun at ceiling) This is a goddamn robbery
Cody: (Runs in) Surprise, motherfu- (Slips and falls on floor) Ow
Nick: What the fuck, Cody
Cody: I thought I would...
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Damas: (Being carried by the crow) Put me down, goddamn it (Crow drops him and he hits his head on the ground) Oh god, where am I
Crestfallen Warrior: Oh, welcome to Firelink Shrine. Have Ты come to become Hollow, like me
Damas: Uh…. not really
Crestfallen Warrior: Oh… Well, no worries. I suppose you’re here then on a quest
Damas: How did Ты know?
Crestfallen Warrior: Why else would Ты come to a messed up place like this
Damas: Good point
Crestfallen Warrior: Well, in order to progress through your quest is to ring the two Bells of Awakening, one in Undead Parish and the other in Blighttown....
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Back when we were living at my grandma’s house, my brother was quite the troublemaker. He was always going out late, he was always arguing with our mother, and he was always breaking all the rules. So much in fact, that he did something worth a spot on Wind’s Story Time, so I hope Ты all won’t mind that we will be talking about what happened to my brother rather than what happened to me… But I witnessed it, so that’s something. Anyway, my brother had just walked in from school, and, on the bus, he told me how he was going to hang out at his friend's house for the night. When we got...
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~Story~

In the medieval год of 1043 A.D., there was a terrible curse on the Kingdom of Brador. The evil demon lord, Irons, has placed a deadly curse on the kingdom, that would soon kill everyone in the kingdom, allowing him to take over the kingdom for centuries. However, the hero, Sidus, and his companion, Rays, travelled to Irons’s fortress in order to defeat him. Once they had arrived, Irons was there waiting to challenge Sidus to a duel. They both fought, ending with Irons being defeated. In an attempt to trick Sidus, he offered to give Sidus a place at his side, so that he would not...
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It was a beauitful день in Bikini Bottom, and everyone's Избранное dimwitted Starfish was doing what he always dose.. Sleeping almost ALL hours of the day.

Inside his rock house, laying on a постель, кровати 'liturary' made of sand, Patrick was cuddled up with a teddy bear, and for whatever reason, sucking his thumb.

Suddenly there was a knock on his door, carzing him to wake up.

Patrick opened up his rock to see a mailman.

"Hello" Patrick greeted, as friendly as could sound.

"letter for mister Starfish" the mailman said, holding a mailcard.

"What Starfish?" Patrick asked, looking around as if looking for someone....
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A car is violently flipped over.

"Yo! What the fuck!?" The passengers cried angrily.

"OPEN FIRE!" Officer Shane cried, and all the officers started killing the suspects, though they were no threat at all.

However, Shane ended up accidentally shooting chief Rick Grims, nearly killing him.

"Oh nooo... He's been shot because by the criminals" Shane called out nervously.

Shane and the officers ran over to the fading away Rick.

"By the way. If Ты die или fall into a coma.. I'm gonna sleep with your wife" Shane's voice сказал(-а) as it was fading away.

AT THE HOSPITAL

The doctor violent punches Rick while he was still unconscience.

"What Ты do doing!?" Shane cried.

"My job..Sometimes people FAKE being in a coma. This man's not.. Unless.. The first перфоратор, удар, пунш knocked him out.. Either way, we won't know for sometime" the doctor replied.

Stay tuned for more..
Video game characters. There are THOUSANDS of them. Some are funny, some are annoying, some are great, and others… not so much (Makarov) But, then comes along those video game characters. The ones that are so well written, and so perfectly executed, that Ты want to see еще of these characters. And so, today, I am going to Список my вверх ten- no- вверх Fifteen of my Избранное video game characters. Now, a few rules before we begin. Only one game per franchise, and only from games that I have played. Lastly, I will be spoiling all of these games (Persona 4, Legend of Zelda: Wind Waker, Trauma Team,...
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 Art by SeantheHedgehog
Art by SeantheHedgehog
Well, let’s start off the first movie to review for the Хэллоуин season. I’m just gonna pick up one at Болталка and see what I get first. It can range from being a really good movie, to a really… REALLY horrible one. I just hope that I can do this all without burning out by the end of the month. So, let us take a look at our first movie. That being the very classic slasher film by horror movie legend, Wes Craven. That movie is none other than Scream… Nah, just kidding. It’s Nightmare on Elm Street.



Oh man, has it been such a long time. Nightmare on Elm улица, уличный follows the small...
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100: Repo! The Genetic Opera



99: The Room
98: Monsters, Inc.
97: Cloverfield
96: Adventures of Tintin
95: Hobo with a Shotgun
94: Watchmen
93: Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy
92: Scott Pilgrim Vs. The World
91: Caroline
90: Army of Darkness



89: Kick-Ass
88: Despicable Me
87: Zombieland
86: Land of the Dead
85: Goldeneye
84: District 9
83: Monster House
82: Tropic Thunder
81: King Kong
80: American Psycho



79: Dawn of the Dead
78: The Thing
77: Beauty and the Beast
76: The Road to El Dorado
75: Inglorious Bastards
74: Cast Away
73: The Incredibles
72: The Corpse Bride
71: Lemony Snicket’s Series of...
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~Story~

The story follows Benedict, a young aged man who is sent to Purgatory, which looks like a simple 1960’s town, but with dead souls who resemble the deaths they faced. Benedict is soon met with Death, a simple entrepreneur who is unable to find out anything about Benedict, and can not find out if he is meant to go to Heaven или Hell. However, Death asks Benedict to try and do some good in Purgatory. However, the downside is, unlike earth, Purgatory is not at all safe, as people could be plucked out of it immediately by either an Энджел или a demon, and that it is also Главная to the Seven...
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Now, I was always a gamer. Even when I was 7. However, I wasn’t as Храбрая сердцем while playing games as I am now when I was 7. So, Ты can imagine that their were a lot of terrifying things. So, I am going to tell Ты all the things in games that scared me as a kid. Now, these are all going to be games I played when I was only 7. So, I am not going to put any of the horror games on this list. Also, no Giygas, или Mimi, because those would be too obvious. Sorry. And with all that said, lets start the list

 Boulders
Boulders


#10: Boulders from Crash Bandicoot - Yes, that’s right, I was such a wuss back...
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