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When I first saw this Далее movie, I remember thinking it was the scariest movie ever made. Now, as creepy as it is, it’s not the scariest movie ever made. It’s damn creepy and has lots of disturbing moments in it, but it is far from being the scariest movie ever. But, I still Любовь it. And, shockingly, this movie is a remake. And in 2010, when Nightmare on Elm улица, уличный got a remake (And Ты probably already know how I feel about that movie). So, when this movie got it’s remake out, I was shocked at how much I actually loved it. So, let us watch the remake of a classic movie, known as The Crazies.



So, the movie follows the sheriff of a small town in Iowa, named David, and his wife Judy, and co-worker and friend Russell, as they slowly start to notice the town beginning to become contaminated with a strange disease. People become uncontrollable, wandering around and killing people. They mostly kill everyone who they once knew, since it is a small town, killing friends, family, and neighbors. It’s pretty terrifying to think. As time goes on, the town starts to get еще and еще crazy, to where the government starts to execute everyone in the city, including those who aren’t infected. So, the survivors of the film have to avoid both the military and their powerful weaponry, and the mass numbers of Crazies there are. So, by that logic, it’s clear to see just how screwed are main cast of survivors are. The feeling of dread between these characters, I find to be very well done. Their not able to get help from anyone, even from the very people who are supposed to protect the country, and have little chance of survival. It’s like Dead Rising, only without zombies, and еще crazed individuals. Oh, and speaking of which...



I Любовь the Crazies in this movie. They’re like zombies, but way smarter. They can communicate, and behave like normal humans, but are able to gather together in huge groups and kill others who are not infected. Whenever these things come on screen, their either cool to look at или are so terrifying, that you’d just lie down and cry whenever they came on screen, which is a good thing. These things are so well done, and yet they look pretty human, despite them having all that makeup on, which, let me just say, took THREE HOURS each день for the actors to put on. And дана that there were quite a few actors with that kind of makeup on, it’s easy to say that the designs of the Crazies faces were quite time consuming. But, they were effective, and worked in the favor of the creators in the end, because these Crazies are just so good. It shows just how well the budget for this film is, especially when Ты compare it to the original 1973 version, which just used some “blood”. This movie has blood, gore, and some of the best infected Дизайн I’ve seen. And to think they were all created after (Spoilers) the government poisoned the water supply, by crashing a plane into the lake, releasing a virus known as Trixie (I knew that blue horse would kill us all one day).



Ты know what my Избранное scene, and probably everyone’s Избранное scene in this movie was. The hospital scene, where Judy is strapped to a table, with others who failed to to get saved by the Government when evacuating survivors (Also spoilers, the government kills those who evacuated anyway), and is stuck in there, as Crazies break through the defenses and take over the area (Also, for a small town, there sure are a lot of people). After which, one of the Crazies walks through the halls of the room, dragging a pitchfork slowly on the ground, and walks in, where he begins stabbing everyone. Usually, I’m not one to be a Фан of gore. Yes, I praise it if the gore effects look nice. But when using it as horror, I just roll my eyes. It’s the секунда most overused trope of scaring people since jumpscares. However, unlike jumpscares, where I’ve only found two instances that were used well, I’ve seen gore have probably six when it was used well. This movie is one of them. While the gore is creepy, I find the feeling of this one Crazy slowly moving across the room, picking off defenseless individuals one by one, without any sound but the hard breathing of some of the survivors. That feeling of dread. I Любовь that feeling. And it’s so perfectly used here, it scared by 11 год old self almost to death. It’s so good, they used the scene for the cover of the DVD. That shows how good it is.



Of course, I can’t keep talking about how great the Crazies are (Even though I could go on for hours about why their amazing), The characters are amazing too. еще specifically Russell. He may just seem like a typical survivor that is just made to be killed off, but I find him way еще interesting than David или Judy. Throughout the movie, Ты see him as being this calm and understanding guy. However, as the movie goes on, things start to get worse for him. After David gets stabbed through the hand and almost killed by two of the Crazies, Russell walks in and shoots them, but doesn’t stop until the gun runs out of ammo. This may seem normal, but trust me, it’s very important later on. When David, Judy, and Russell run into a government official in a car, they hijack it and ask him what’s going on. It turns out (Spoilers) the plane was from the government, and was carrying a virus that turned people into Crazies. The plane was on it’s way to Texas to be destroyed, when the plane crashed into the town water supply, releasing it to the townspeople. (It’s a good thing Ohio water tastes like piss, so I don’t ever have to worry about that if it happens) Anyway, after hearing this, Russell kills the official and threatens to do the same to David and Judy. As it turns out, Russell has been infected, and is starting to turn. So, instead of letting himself be turned, and already know he’s a dead man, he sacrifices himself by distracting the government and getting shot so David and Judy can escape the city. Yeah, he was an asshole, but an asshole for a good reason.



The Crazies is probably one of my Избранное horror movie remakes ever. It’s right up there with the remakes of The Thing, The Fly, and Invasion of the Body Snatchers. The movie was a huge success, being the third highest grossing film of May 2010, right behind Фильмы Cop Out, and… затвор, затвора Island? What the hell is that? The movie was successful enough to get an iPhone game, a four issue comic book series, and there were rumors of a sequel, called The Even Crazier, but the studio gave little damn about this film, and decided to just not make it. Damn. If George A. Romero thought would be a good idea to make a sequel, than I think it would be too. Of course I would, I Любовь this movie, even though most people probably didn’t. Oh well, I guess that this movie will just have to satisfy us until Hollywood decides to remake this one in a few years, and it will probably suck hard. Take care

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When it comes to video game remakes, Ты usually get something that’s either impressive, или just the same game with some pretty graphics. Some of the best known and best Любовь remakes of all time are Metal Gear Solid: Twin Snakes, Grim Fandango, Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time 3D, Super Mario 64 DS, and Pokemon: Omega Ruby and Alpha Sapphire. But, there is one remake that I Любовь еще than any other. Ты all probably know what it is, and Ты all know the impact that it had. After playing this remake, not only did it improve the original, but it’s impossible to enjoy the original after this...
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Okay, everyone stop right where Ты are. Unless your Храбрая сердцем enough, или foolish enough, to hear of the most disgusting memes on the internet, then this is not for you. If Ты don't like hearing about elderly porn, STDs, или reversed bestiality, then leave right now. Trust me, I will tell Ты all the worst memes of all time. So... here we go

Lemon Party - Now this is no party that not even Pinkie Pie would like. Trust me, its gross. Now, a лимон Party is a porn video where three men above the age of 70 have oral sex in a room on camera. Yes, it is old man sex, and this is only the first of the seven...
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Nate: (Inside school with Emma and Chris) Okay, everyone be very quiet
Chris: .......................... I'm hungry man. When an we get some breakfast
Nate: Damn it, Chris. I сказал(-а) be quiet
Chris: Hey, I skipped breakfast this morning
Nate: No, Ты ate breakfast. Ты just smoked pot and now Ты have the munchies
Chris: Eh, same thing
Nate: Lets just try to get somewhere sa-
David: (Comes by on skateboard) Woo-hoo (Rides skateboard through halls, being followed by two Punks on skateboards) (Stops skateboards in front of Nate, Chris, and Emma)
David: Hey, old man
Nate: I'm twenty one
David: Whatever, old...
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This is a parody of My Little Pony. The voice actors for the mane 6 are..

Ice Cube - Twilight Sparkle
Kath Soucie - радуга Dash
Edward Richtofen from Call Of Duty: Black Ops - Pinkie Pie
Wally from The Cleveland Показать - Fluttershy
Tabitha St. Germain - Rarity
Ashleigh Ball - яблочная водка, яблоко, кальвадоса

Now, let's begin with the intro

Intro
Theme song: link

Japanese Men: *Singing* My Rittre Pornstar. My Rittre Pornstar. Ah ah ah ah, My Rittre Pornstar.
Twilight: I used to wonder what friendship could be.
Japanese Men: My Rittre Pornstar.
Twilight: Then I found out it was for faggots.
Rainbow Dash: I think I can....
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Originally, this is what I had planned for the first chase, but I thought of something else, and was еще happier with that.

Applebloom: Howdy Sweetie Belle. Why are all of the students standing outside? Shouldn't we be in the school?
Sweetie Belle: Oh Applebloom! It's terrible! Cheerilee got fired!
Applebloom: What? Who would do that to Cheerilee?
Sweetie Belle: Some stallion that drives an оранжевый car. Not only did he огонь Cheerilee, but he also took Diamond Tiara, and Silver Spoon away. No one has seen them since.
Applebloom: We might be next.
Sweetie Belle: We were told to stay here until...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
This is a parody of My Little Pony. The voice actors for the mane 6 are..

Ice Cube - Twilight Sparkle
Kath Soucie - радуга Dash
Sargent Schultz from Hogan's Герои - Pinkie Pie
Wally from The Cleveland Показать - Fluttershy
Tabitha St. Germain - Rarity
Ashleigh Ball - яблочная водка, яблоко, кальвадоса

Now, let's begin.

Celestia: Once upon a time, in a world full of faggots, also known as America. There were two Лошади with wings, and horns, (One of them is me) and they acted like they raised two objects that moved entirely by their selves. To do this, I acted like I was moving the sun. The other horse with wings, and...
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Hello everyone, and today, I want to talk about one of my most cherished childhood shows. That would be Ed Edd n Eddy. This Показать was about three kids, named Ed, Edd, and Eddy, who were always trying to scam the other kids of the cul-de-sac out of there money, only to fail in the end. The reason I loved this Показать was because of how real it felt, along with its colorful cast of characters, and well drawn atmosphere, and the witty humor. But, I thought to myself "What are my most Избранное episodes"? So, today, I present to Ты my ten Избранное Ed, Edd, n Eddy episodes. And remember, its all my...
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(Hello everyone. A quick note. This is a reaction article. In it, I will type down every last word I say and Ты can see how I react to whatever it is I do. Will I do еще of these. I don't know. But, with that, lets start with the reaction)

Okay, so its started... And we got us some thunder clap... Very scary... Ohhh... So, we get some Japanese kids talking... In Japanese... Thankfully, there are subtitles..... Oh, we get a backstory. Thats good........ And, we get some kids talking about ghosts in the dark. How cliched........ On dark stormy nights. CLICHED!!!....... Cliches! Cliches everywhere.........
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Nate: (Drives car down улица, уличный in city)
Emma: So, do Ты know any place we can hide, Nate
Nate: Well, we just need to find a place with enough supplies. Ты know, with Еда and weapons
Chris: Oh, well, I know this one guy who-
Nate: No, Chris. We are never letting Ты choose the hiding place ever agai- (Body hits the капот, худ of the car) HOLY CRAP (Stops car)
Emma: What was that
Nate: (Looks out window to see people jumping off buildings) Oh, that isn't good
Leroy: (Walks down улица, уличный with protesters) (Stops in front of there car) Hey, guys. Would Ты like to sign for the rights of our undead brothers
Nate:...
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As of the time this is released, a huge rumor has gone around America that clowns are stalking and terrorizing everyone in the country. It started out small at first, but things only increased as еще and еще of these clowns were found. News media began to follow all of these clowns movements, and schools were closed due to being so worried about the clowns, one of the еще Последнее sightings being in Cincinnati Ohio, which is way too close to where I live. So, with all these rumors of clowns going around, I think now is a good time to talk about Stephen King’s It…… Nah, just kidding....
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
The Canterlot Highway Patrol is a very busy organization, protecting everyone on, and around the highways of Canterlot. Of course, there are some ponies that despise them, and call these police ponies Chips, или chippies for short.

Jon Baker, and Frank Poncherello, two CHP officers, were riding Harley Davidson Мотоциклы on one of the highways.

Jon: *Riding his motorcycle Далее to Frank* It sure is a nice day.
Frank: Not just with the weather, but with the activity. Things are going easy for us.

A blue GT500 passed them going over 80.

Jon: *Rides his motorcycle after the car*
Frank: *Following...
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posted by Windwakerguy430
Ayumi: And it was said, the principal was so fat, every died
Satoshi: Re-really
Yoshiki: I’m calling bullshit on that (All the lights turn off)
Satoshi: Oh, god. I think I pissed myself
Yui: (Turns on the lights) Oh, it’s just me and Yuka
Yuka: I WILL EAT YOUR SOULS
Mayu: Aww, she’s so cute
Yuka: I’LL CUT YOU, сука
Satoshi: Oh, thank god. I thought I was dead (Unknowingly, grabbing Naomi’s breasts)
Naomi: Satoshi, will Ты stop fondling my breasts firmly with your hands and-
Seiko: Naomi, you're having your crazy fantasies again
Naomi: Oh, right. Sorry
Satoshi: ….. Huh
Namoi: ……...
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posted by Windwakerguy430
Hello everyone, and welcome to the first Статья of Boss Bits. So the first game I will be talking about is none other then the XBox Original Legend Fable. This game is a masterpiece. It had great characters, great gameplay, an awesome story and had some real good humor too. This game series is pretty much where Ты play as one of the last remaining Hero's of the country of Albion and Ты have a choice to be good или evil. This game is fun, but then... There are the bosses. Which we will be talking about... right now
(Warning, this Статья contains spoilers)

Boss: оса, осы Queen
The оса, осы Queen is the...
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posted by Windwakerguy430
Whenever it comes to animation, there’s something so fascinating about it. It’s much different from the real world, and Анимация allows people to do things that Ты couldn’t do in reality. And I kinda need to Любовь animation, since I to wish to work in animation. Now, I can’t draw to save my life. All I can do is write, and that’s about it. But I still Любовь the Анимация of Мультики and animes, and even video games. So, today, I want to share with Ты all Анимация styles by creators that I Любовь the most. Some Ты may like, and some I may get Ты to like. So, let’s start with the...
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