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Lets review the only movie of the series, that isn't complete shit.
A series starting with the stupidest moment is the акула jumping on the boat.. I mean WHAT!?
And ends with a акула roaring, fucking roaring,
And a man escaping a plane being dragged down by a акула and escapes without a scratch "and nobody asking how". And that Sharks travel thousands of miles for revenge, and turns out the сказал(-а) revenge was poorly planned out, cause Michael literary jumps into the water, and Jaws swims away, even though the entire point of Jaws coming all that way, was the sole purpose of killing Michael.

Anyway, here's my sarcastic review of a famish movie that caused Sharks too be hunted down, and for people too make so many акула movies, Ты wanna take the makers of Jaws and slap them across the face, saying, "YOU CREATED MONSTERS!"

So, let's get this mockery started..
And yes.. I seen this movie before.. Grew up with it еще или less.. Dad showed me it.. And ever sense, I been one traumatized kid..

Anyway, here we go..

During a late-night пляж, пляжный party on Amity Island, a young woman goes skinny dipping (just because). While treading water, she is violently pulled under by a unseen force.
Okay.. All kidding aside.. NOT seeing Bruce the shark, is WAY scarier.. It's why we're all so scared. We can't friggin see it.
It sure screwed ME up.

Anyway, with the murder being all over the news.
The new Police chief, Brody, demands the пляж, пляжный closed.
But the Mayor overrules him because.. Well.. He's a fucking idiot.

So, as expected, another акула related murder takes place. And Brody shuts down the beach.
And the town is mad at him, demanding the пляж, пляжный too be open.
What were Ты all smoking weed while the poor little boy was being murdered?

Than again, that would explain why nobody reacted too it, least till the saw the blood. Not when the kid was screaming two feet away from them.

Anyway, thinking Brody is being paranoid, yeah. Only paranoid.. That's clearly why two people are found dead within the same week.
Local fishermen catch a large tiger shark, the mayor proclaims the beaches safe, because, Ты know, "death = еще money".

Hooper disputes it being the same predator, confirming this after no human remains are found inside it. Hooper and Brody find a half-sunken fisherman's vessel while searching the night waters in Hooper's boat. Underwater, Hooper retrieves a sizable great white shark's tooth embedded in the submerged hull, but drops it after being startled by the fisherman's corpse (an "good" jump scare).

Mayor discounts Brody and Hooper's claims that a huge great white акула is responsible, even though people fucking SAW it kill a kid, and refuses to close the beaches.
How did this guy even become mayor? He's either a sociopath, или the stupidest person alive.

On the Fourth of July weekend, tourists pack the beaches. Following a juvenile prank (dicks), the real акула (Bruce) enters a nearby estuary, leading to my favourite scene.
We briefly see Bruce, as he kills his Далее victim.
That always scared me the most in this movie, never got that vision out of my head.
Though the leg kinda ruined it for me.
But for some unexplained reason, bruce doesn't kill Michael. Just swims bye. Leaving him traumatized.

Skip ahead.
Quint, Brody and Hooper set out on Quint's boat, the Orca, to hunt Bruce.
While Brody lays down a chum line, Quint waits for an opportunity to hook the shark. Without warning, Bruce appears behind the boat, leading too Brody's famish line, and Quint estimates its length at 25 feet (7.6 m). Quint harpoons the акула with a tethered barrel but it drags the barrel underwater and disappears.

At nightfall, as the three swap stories, the Bruce returns unexpectedly, ramming the boat's hull and killing the power. The men work through the night repairing the engine. In the morning, Brody attempts to call the Coast Guard, but Quint smashes the radio, enraging Brody.

After a long chase, Quint harpoons another barrel into the shark. The line is tied to the stern, but the Bruce drags the лодка backwards, swamping the deck and flooding the engine compartment, forcing Quint to sever the line to prevent the transom from being pulled out. He then heads toward shore, intending to lure the акула to shallower waters and suffocate it, but the overtaxed engine quits.

With the Orca slowly sinking, the trio attempt a riskier approach: Hooper dons scuba gear and enters the water in a shark-proof cage, intending to lethally inject the акула with strychnine using a hypodermic spear. The акула demolishes the cage before Hooper can inject it, but he manages to escape to the seabed.
Little known fact. Hooper dies in the actual book.

Anyway, Bruce then attacks the лодка directly, LITERARY jumping the shark, by jumping on the boat, and devouring Quint.

Trapped on the sinking vessel, Brody stuffs a pressurized scuba tank into the Bruce's mouth, and shoots the tank with Quint's rifle, giving the OTHER famish line. before blowing the fucking shit out of Bruce.

With Bruce gone, Hooper resurfaces, and he and Brody paddle to Amity Island clinging to лодка wreckage.

And that's Jaws.. Still holds up.. I really like this one..
Too be honest..
I never fully finished season 1..
I never had the attention span for it..

But I knew ENOUGH to realise, Vegeta, in my opinion, MAKES the first season. With his awesome voice, perfect use of sarcasm,and that type of shit.

In this season.
I still didn't finish ALL of it, but I watched most of it..
Enough to realise abridged Freeza is such a perfect example of "loveable douchebag".
He dose horrible horrible things, and then somehow makes this okay, by giving over the вверх sarcasm and dark comedy.
So, yeah..
Freeza is awesome..

Plus.
There's also the fact, that watching the fitt 21 minutes...
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I never actually SEEN dragon Ball Z.
But know who characters are.

Anyway.
I don't have much to say.
It's such a long series.
I could never finish it. Most just watched all the BEST OF's.

Now that I am finally able to appreciate the humor.
This series is f***in hilarious.

The Humor mixes between Piccalo being a wise ass. KrillIn being the butt of all the jokes. Frieze being borderline insane. And Гоку being an immature moron, with a lack of common sense, and would literary forgive Ты for killing his friends, simply cause Ты (sarcastically) apologised.

But th REAL humor comes, from my opinion, directly from Vedetta.
Abridged Vedetta should have his own crossover series.
He's friggin awesome.
He's loud, but his voice shows that.
Sometimes.
Loud screaming is AWESOME..

Anyway..

That's all I got.

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Okay.. The first thing Ты guys are probably wondering is, what dose Affably evil mean?

"Flex Affably Evil usually means someone "sounds" nice, but would clearly throw Ты in front of a bus without a секунда thought"..

Obviously Bugs is no villain.
But he seems like he should at least be an anti hero.

Cause when Ты really think about, he shows very little remorse to those he declares as enemies.

Probably the biggest example of this is the fat opra singer, who destories the building with his on voice, and Bugs Dosen't even let him bow, without bringing him еще pain.

Anyway.
Not much еще to say.

But I'll leave it as something to think about..
REGGIE:
Reggie is a minor antagonist with a very brief role of the series.
He is the childhood bully of Saten and Derpy, though his methods seems еще immature then cruel. But either way he is accidentally killed by Saten in an event that ironically caused Saten's cutie mark, despite not being his true talent.

SILVERNEEDLE:
Not much is known about him, despite that he is a hardcore stoner.

SATEN'S MOTHER:
She has no real appearance yet, but is mentioned to be a possible prostitute, and robbed Saten Twist of a proper childhood, due to her obsessive drinking, unfortunately Saten also grows up to...
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Frank enters the bathroom.,
Brandon: The movement is growing.. Soon, where all be part of the change.
Frank: (takes an unnecessary picture of Brandon).
Brandon: (angry) DID Ты JUST TAKE MY PICTURE!?
Frank: Yes I did Dude.
Brandon: Why would Ты do that!?
Frank: I was bored.. Anyway, Ты should come with me to the безопасно, сейф house where it's safe.
Brandon: (sarcastically) Really!? The безопасно, сейф house is SAFE!? I totally didnt gather that something with the word безопасно, сейф house, would be SAFE!?
Frank: Yes. Excatly. It's not безопасно, сейф out here, there's a bunch of zombies.. Along with an crazy psychopath, called Brandon...
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Play this song when Чтение it: link

Phone guy: So, just be aware, the characters do tend to wander a bit. Uh, they're left in some kind of free roaming mode at night. Uh ... Something about their servos locking up if they get turned off for too long. Uh, they used to be allowed to walk around during the день too. But then there was The Bite of '87. Yeah. I-It's amazing that the human body can live without the frontal lobe, Ты know?.. But anyway.. Freddy WILL kill Ты on sight.. But if Ты survive the night.. Let's have a пиво to celebrate..*hangs up*

Player: WHAT A FUCKING ASSHOLE!!.. Can't...
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posted by Canada24
I don't want to completely FORGET about this series..

It'll probably get really good.
Episode 3 got pretty interesting at the end.
So gives me hope.

As usual.
I don't really have much for to say.
Though I can't say Light is my most Избранное character.

And I have a bit of trouble taking this series all that seriously, guess it's that spirit или whatever, he's so creepy looking that it somehow cracks me up.

But either way.
Guess I'm sticking to the Показать till the end.
As a reviewer I HAVE to.

I hear Cathy Weseluck has a role.
She's one of my favourite actress's, only one I liked BEFORE MLP.
Unless Ты count Tera Strong, although, I don't always like Tera Strong. She's overused..
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Любовь is like a bomb, baby, c'mon get it on
Livin' like a lover with a radar phone
Lookin' like a tramp, like a video vamp
Demolition woman, can I be your man?
Razzle 'n' a dazzle 'n' a flash a little light
Television lover, baby, go all night
Sometime, anytime, sugar me sweet
Little miss ah innocent sugar me, yeah

Hey!
C'mon, take a bottle, shake it up
Break the bubble, break it up

Pour some sugar on me
Ooh, in the name of love
Pour some sugar on me
C'mon, огонь me up
Pour your sugar on me
Oh, I can't get enough

I'm hot, sticky sweet
From my head to my feet, yeah

Listen! red light, yellow light, green-a-light...
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Woah, Oh, Oh!

Woah, Oh, Oh~!

We are the ones!
We are the warriors!
We are the ones, who fight for our right!
We fight alone!
And yet we get what we want!
We Любовь the battle, and we will die for a cause!

Woah, Oh, Oh~!

We are the warriors of time!

We are the warriors of time!

We are the warriors of time!

We are the warriors of time, yeah!

And we will fight! (We will fight!)
Till the day, that we die!
And we will live! (We will live!)
For the battle!
And for the people!
And they will tell! (They will tell!)
All the stories!
About the warriors of time!

Woah, Oh, Oh~!

We are the warriors of time!

We are the warriors...
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Ты and me!
We have no faces!
Soon our lives, will be erased!
Do Ты think, they will remember!?
Or will we just be replaced!?
Oh, I wish that I could see!
How I wish that I could fly!
Far from things that hang above me!
To a place where I can cry!

SO WHY CAN'T IT BE!?

NO ONE HEARS ME CALL!

ECHO'S BACK AT ME!

NO ONE'S THERE!

To all these nameless feelings, I can't deal within my life!
To all these greedy people, trying to feed on what is mine!
You've got to fill your hunger, and stop fucking with my mind!
I know it's time!
To leave these places far behind!

You and me!
We have no faces!
They don't see us anymore!...
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SATEN TWIST:

Saten often reveals to have had a very bad childhood, his father was abusive to him and his mother, and his mother was emotionally distant, never Показ him any true signs of love. As a result, Saten has grown into a recovering alcoholic, who sometimes takes weed, and has strong temper issues witch often makes him unpredictable, and sometimes even sadistic.

However, he is also shown to be quite immature and doesn't often take things too seriously. Cause of this, Saten is often considered one of the most sarcastic characters of the series.

Saten can sometimes be considered a bit...
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BEST OF ANDERSON:

Anderson: Please support the official release, Ты protestant fuckbucket.

Alucard: Well. Now that's over with. Let's go back to my place and eat my Избранное cereal- (gets decapitacated)
Anderson: Now that that's over with, let's go to my place and eat my Избранное cereal- (Sara's gone) AHH SON OF A PROSITION WHORE!
Anderson: Well. Ты know what time it is.. (Rape time)

Anderson: So what can I do for you, Father O'Mally'O'Connel'O'Carrol'O'Reilly'O'Brian'O'Sullivan... ah-who is also Italian?

Intergra: Ты do realise. This is a great violation of our agreement.
Anderson: Oh. And...
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#1:
Vaas: (shoots Grant in the throat).
Jason: (desperately tries to save him).
Vaas: (his voice is barely heard over Jason trying to save Grant) What, Ты want to run? Huh? Ты want to run, Ты want to disrespect me? Ты want to fuck with me? I mean, Ты come here, with your... with your pretty-boy face, right, and your pretty-boy phone, your dimwit brother, and Ты want to fuck with me. *You want to fuck with me.* I like that - no, I *respect* that. I'm gonna give Ты thirty seconds, and if the jungle doesn't eat Ты up alive... I will.
Jason: (realizes Grant is dead and looks at Vaas).
Vaas:...
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