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11 Ways to Use Harry Potter to Annoy a Twilight Fan
Guaranteed to start a shouting match of fantastic proportions...
1. Steal their copy of Twilight and replace it with one of your Harry Potter Книги in a Twilight dust jacket.
2. Tell them that Edward is a "hand-me-down" because the Twilight Фильмы got him after the Harry Potter Фильмы were finished with him.
3. Список other "hand-me-downs" from the books, like the last names of Black and Clearwater...
4. State that Ты think Edward would be hotter if he had a lightning scar on his forehead.
5. "Accidentally" call Edward, Sanguini. (Note: Sanguini is a vampire mentioned in HBP. (At Slughorns Рождество Party to be exact, :P))
6. Explain in detail how any wizard can possess all the gifts (seeing the future, Чтение minds, etc.), that a vampire would only have one of.
7. Whenever they mention Jacob Black, innocently ask if they meant Stubby Boardman.
8. Say that Bella and Filch would make a cute couple.
9. Flinch whenever they say "Edward" and tell them to say "You-Know-Who."
10. Whenever they describe the Вампиры of the Twilight series (sparkly skin, no fangs, etc.), contradict them, and tell them what "real" vampires, out of Harry Potter, are like.
11. Explain how Twilight Волколаки are really Animagi, and ask whether they've registered with the Ministry.
12. Put Harry Potter DVD's in all of their Twilight DVD cases.
13. Ask whether "volturi" really sounds quite as menacing as say.."Death Eater".
11 Ways to Use Harry Potter to Annoy a Twilight Fan
Guaranteed to start a shouting match of fantastic proportions...
1. Steal their copy of Twilight and replace it with one of your Harry Potter Книги in a Twilight dust jacket.
2. Tell them that Edward is a "hand-me-down" because the Twilight Фильмы got him after the Harry Potter Фильмы were finished with him.
3. Список other "hand-me-downs" from the books, like the last names of Black and Clearwater...
4. State that Ты think Edward would be hotter if he had a lightning scar on his forehead.
5. "Accidentally" call Edward, Sanguini. (Note: Sanguini is a vampire mentioned in HBP. (At Slughorns Рождество Party to be exact, :P))
6. Explain in detail how any wizard can possess all the gifts (seeing the future, Чтение minds, etc.), that a vampire would only have one of.
7. Whenever they mention Jacob Black, innocently ask if they meant Stubby Boardman.
8. Say that Bella and Filch would make a cute couple.
9. Flinch whenever they say "Edward" and tell them to say "You-Know-Who."
10. Whenever they describe the Вампиры of the Twilight series (sparkly skin, no fangs, etc.), contradict them, and tell them what "real" vampires, out of Harry Potter, are like.
11. Explain how Twilight Волколаки are really Animagi, and ask whether they've registered with the Ministry.
12. Put Harry Potter DVD's in all of their Twilight DVD cases.
13. Ask whether "volturi" really sounds quite as menacing as say.."Death Eater".
(A customer in her late teens approaches me in the bookstore.)
Customer: “Hey, do Ты guys sell the Twilight books?”
Me: “Yes, they’re right over there.”
Customer: “Have Ты read them?”
Me: “Yes, I have.”
Customer: “Didn’t Ты just Любовь them?!”
Me: “Well, actually, they aren’t really my type of book, so–”
Customer: *suddenly furious* “Are Ты f***ing serious?! These are the best Книги ever written! I’m going to tell Edward to come and bite Ты and drink all your blood!”
Me: *backing away* “Have a nice day, ma’am…”
were are Ты harry asked ron over here can't Ты see me am right in front of you.
no i cant see Ты it's so drak a cat even could not see in here.
hah ron very funny, lets try to find a light swicht for Ты can see.
ron i found one. well then turn it one then
i am don't worry
boo am going to suck your owls blood.
right then the sun came toungt the window and then edward begin to spark
look harry this vamiper sparks how sad is that.
ron is he waring girls cothing
yay i think he is
no am not but am in Любовь with a human girl
harry and ron at the same time laghed them selfed silly
and that's the end of this fine story
no i cant see Ты it's so drak a cat even could not see in here.
hah ron very funny, lets try to find a light swicht for Ты can see.
ron i found one. well then turn it one then
i am don't worry
boo am going to suck your owls blood.
right then the sun came toungt the window and then edward begin to spark
look harry this vamiper sparks how sad is that.
ron is he waring girls cothing
yay i think he is
no am not but am in Любовь with a human girl
harry and ron at the same time laghed them selfed silly
and that's the end of this fine story