• Accidentally close a tab? Ctrl+Shift+T reopens it.
• Bananas release dopamine, eat them when you’re sad.
• CTRL+SHIFT+ESC is the one handed version of CTRL+ALT+DEL
• Don’t brush your teeth hard, it makes them sensitive and removes enamel.
• Don’t like spiders? Put citronella oil on your walls and they will not go there.
• Drink one glass of water for every alcoholic drink Ты have, you’ll get drunk without getting a hangover.
• Get clear ice cubes by boiling water before freezing it
• Heal paper cuts and immediately stop the pain with chapstick.
• If Ты accidentally write on your dry erase board with a permanent marker, scribble over it with a dry eraser marker to remove it.
• If your shoes smell, put them in the freezer overnight, it will kill the bacteria.
• Make bug bites stop itching with a банан peel.
• Make a paper longer with 12-point text, but 14-point periods and commas.
• Need to get around a blocked website at work? Try replacing the link with link
• Never send your resume as a word file (unless asked) Instead, print it to a pdf file, it’s much cleaner and professional looking.
• Pick a flavor of gum Ты don’t normally chew, and chew it while studying during a test.
• Place a piece of хлеб in a container with your homemade печенье and they will stay soft.
• Put a dry towel into a dryer with wet clothes, they will dry faster.
• Put toothpaste on a pimple and it will dry out.
• Practise fake smiling in the mirror every день before going to work/school, you’ll genuinely start to feel happier.
• Rub canola/olive oil on knives before cutting onions, Ты won’t cry, alternatively chew gum and Ты won’t either.
• Short on time with a wrinkled dress shirt? Hang it up in the bathroom to steam it flat.
• The night before, place things Ты don’t want to forget the Далее morning on вверх of your shoes.
• Use hydrogen peroxide to remove blood stains from clothing.
• When cleaning windows use newspapers или coffee filters instead of paper towels, they will not leave streaks.
• When microwaving хлеб products/pizza put a glass of water in with it, it will keep your хлеб from going spongy.
• When Ты Переместить into a new place you’re renting, take pictures of any and all damage, then post them on Facebook (privately if preferred) so Ты can use the reference дата as proof Ты didn’t do it.
• When searching plane tickets online Удалить your печенье prior, prices go up when Ты visit a site multiple times.
• Bananas release dopamine, eat them when you’re sad.
• CTRL+SHIFT+ESC is the one handed version of CTRL+ALT+DEL
• Don’t brush your teeth hard, it makes them sensitive and removes enamel.
• Don’t like spiders? Put citronella oil on your walls and they will not go there.
• Drink one glass of water for every alcoholic drink Ты have, you’ll get drunk without getting a hangover.
• Get clear ice cubes by boiling water before freezing it
• Heal paper cuts and immediately stop the pain with chapstick.
• If Ты accidentally write on your dry erase board with a permanent marker, scribble over it with a dry eraser marker to remove it.
• If your shoes smell, put them in the freezer overnight, it will kill the bacteria.
• Make bug bites stop itching with a банан peel.
• Make a paper longer with 12-point text, but 14-point periods and commas.
• Need to get around a blocked website at work? Try replacing the link with link
• Never send your resume as a word file (unless asked) Instead, print it to a pdf file, it’s much cleaner and professional looking.
• Pick a flavor of gum Ты don’t normally chew, and chew it while studying during a test.
• Place a piece of хлеб in a container with your homemade печенье and they will stay soft.
• Put a dry towel into a dryer with wet clothes, they will dry faster.
• Put toothpaste on a pimple and it will dry out.
• Practise fake smiling in the mirror every день before going to work/school, you’ll genuinely start to feel happier.
• Rub canola/olive oil on knives before cutting onions, Ты won’t cry, alternatively chew gum and Ты won’t either.
• Short on time with a wrinkled dress shirt? Hang it up in the bathroom to steam it flat.
• The night before, place things Ты don’t want to forget the Далее morning on вверх of your shoes.
• Use hydrogen peroxide to remove blood stains from clothing.
• When cleaning windows use newspapers или coffee filters instead of paper towels, they will not leave streaks.
• When microwaving хлеб products/pizza put a glass of water in with it, it will keep your хлеб from going spongy.
• When Ты Переместить into a new place you’re renting, take pictures of any and all damage, then post them on Facebook (privately if preferred) so Ты can use the reference дата as proof Ты didn’t do it.
• When searching plane tickets online Удалить your печенье prior, prices go up when Ты visit a site multiple times.
Please dont say there was a reason why
My life has changed forever
It will never be the same
Am i just a pawn being played in your game?
Tell me to Переместить on with life
Forget it and be strong
But deep down way inside i dont want to go along
If Ты were there for me i wouldn't have just left
But if i am dead then what is the price of death
Im sick of playing with my life
I will never rest in peace
Not until the one that destroyed me
Has died a destruction death
coca: i want coca!!!
me: Ты want yourself O.o
barney: lets sing a lame жопа, попка song!!!!
c+m: *screams like girls* NOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!
Barney: *jumps off bridge*
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*micowave dings*
me: le gasp!!!! my буррито is done!!!!
*finds elmo eating my burrito*
me: Эй, THAT'S MY BURRITO!!!!!!!!!!
coca: *bits elmo's arm*
I WILL BITE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*barney walks in*
me: WTF!?!?!? YOUR SUPPOST TO BE DEAD!!!!!!!!!
barney: nom nom nom nom.........
coca: *throws elmo out the window*
MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
*elmo lands on barney with a splat*
elmo: WHAT THE FUCK MAN!!!!!!!
coca: i though Ты were a KID'S show!
me: this is getting rediculous!!!!
elmo: kids suck.....
*me and coca gasp's*
barney: i hate my dino life......
me: we all do purple shit, we all do..
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FIN
Ok
It's time!
Get your popcorn.
Get your root bear.
get your chair.
Get your potato chip and eat it.
Famous Quotes:
1.The Beginning is the most important part of work.
2.Friendship is born at the moment when one person says to another. "What Ты too? I thought i was the only one"
3.I shut my eyes in order to see.
4.Our Anxiety does not come from thinking about the future,but from wanting to control it.
5.A день With out laughter is a день wasted.
6.The Earth Has Музыка For those who can listen.
7.Kind words can be short and easy to speak,but there echoes are turly endless.
8.You grow up the first день Ты have first laugh- at yourself
It's time!
Get your popcorn.
Get your root bear.
get your chair.
Get your potato chip and eat it.
Famous Quotes:
1.The Beginning is the most important part of work.
2.Friendship is born at the moment when one person says to another. "What Ты too? I thought i was the only one"
3.I shut my eyes in order to see.
4.Our Anxiety does not come from thinking about the future,but from wanting to control it.
5.A день With out laughter is a день wasted.
6.The Earth Has Музыка For those who can listen.
7.Kind words can be short and easy to speak,but there echoes are turly endless.
8.You grow up the first день Ты have first laugh- at yourself