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posted by randomgirl3000
• Accidentally close a tab? Ctrl+Shift+T reopens it.

• Bananas release dopamine, eat them when you’re sad.

• CTRL+SHIFT+ESC is the one handed version of CTRL+ALT+DEL

• Don’t brush your teeth hard, it makes them sensitive and removes enamel.

• Don’t like spiders? Put citronella oil on your walls and they will not go there.

• Drink one glass of water for every alcoholic drink Ты have, you’ll get drunk without getting a hangover.

• Get clear ice cubes by boiling water before freezing it

• Heal paper cuts and immediately stop the pain with chapstick.

• If Ты accidentally write on your dry erase board with a permanent marker, scribble over it with a dry eraser marker to remove it.

• If your shoes smell, put them in the freezer overnight, it will kill the bacteria.

• Make bug bites stop itching with a банан peel.

• Make a paper longer with 12-point text, but 14-point periods and commas.

• Need to get around a blocked website at work? Try replacing the link with link

• Never send your resume as a word file (unless asked) Instead, print it to a pdf file, it’s much cleaner and professional looking.

• Pick a flavor of gum Ты don’t normally chew, and chew it while studying during a test.

• Place a piece of хлеб in a container with your homemade печенье and they will stay soft.

• Put a dry towel into a dryer with wet clothes, they will dry faster.

• Put toothpaste on a pimple and it will dry out.

• Practise fake smiling in the mirror every день before going to work/school, you’ll genuinely start to feel happier.

• Rub canola/olive oil on knives before cutting onions, Ты won’t cry, alternatively chew gum and Ты won’t either.

• Short on time with a wrinkled dress shirt? Hang it up in the bathroom to steam it flat.

• The night before, place things Ты don’t want to forget the Далее morning on вверх of your shoes.

• Use hydrogen peroxide to remove blood stains from clothing.

• When cleaning windows use newspapers или coffee filters instead of paper towels, they will not leave streaks.

• When microwaving хлеб products/pizza put a glass of water in with it, it will keep your хлеб from going spongy.

• When Ты Переместить into a new place you’re renting, take pictures of any and all damage, then post them on Facebook (privately if preferred) so Ты can use the reference дата as proof Ты didn’t do it.

• When searching plane tickets online Удалить your печенье prior, prices go up when Ты visit a site multiple times.
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posted by BlackSunshine
I found this and I think some of them are hilarious xD

Prank Call Idea #1
This is an oldie and I have been the victim for the same!
You call up the person and ask for a person name Joey. Since there really is no Joey, the obvious answer would be, ‘You’ve got the wrong number’! Call up the person many times during the день или week and disguise your voice in varied accents and ask for Joey. After a few days, call up your victim and say, ‘This is Joey. Have Ты taken any messages for me?’ I am sure the person at the end of the line would probably want to strangle Ты with the telephone wire...
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For my friend.
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If Ты climb in the saddle, be ready for the ride.

Talk slowly, think quickly.

Never approach a бык from the front, a horse from the rear или a fool from any direction.

Lettin' the cat outta the bag is a whloe lot easier than puttin' it back.

Brace your backbone and forget your wishbone.

Just 'cause trouble comes visiting doesn't mean Ты have to offer it a place to sit down.

If Ты find yourself in a hole, the first thing to do is stop diggin'.

Don't wake a sleepin' rattler.

Don't squat witn your spurs on.

Every trail has some puddles....
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posted by bubbletl
1. Specify that your drive-thru order is "to go."

2. If Ты have a glass eye, tap on it occasionally with your pen while talking to others.

3. Start each meal by conspicuously licking all your food, and announce that this is so no one will "swipe your grub."

4. Name your dog "Dog."

5. Insist on keeping your car windshield wipers running in all weather conditions "to keep them tuned up."

6. Reply to everything someone says with "that's what Ты think."

7. Claim that Ты must always wear a bicycle шлем as part of your "astronaut training."

8. Follow a few paces behind someone, spraying everything...
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posted by InvaderStickly
1. Back away from each person saying, "EW! GERMS!"

2. Sit in someone's lap and say, "I'm afraid your going to die, Jimmy."

3. Bring a radio and play screamo music.

4. Every once in a while, ask a doctor, "IS IT MY TURN YET?!"

5. Ask everyone why they're just sitting there.

6. When Dorah comes on, sing the lyrics.

7. Grab toys such as Барби Куклы and scream, "I'M GONNA KILL YOU! Look, Mr. Stuffy Wuff is happy!"

8. Yell, "IT'S A TRAP!" and tackle a Болталка patient.

9. Poke at someone's scab and yell, "IS THIS SCAB EATABLE?!"

10. When your finally called on, yell, "FINALLY! WHERE WERE YOU?!"

11. Go up to...
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Ways to annoy people in Wal-Mart



Hilarious Ways to be annoying!















"Accidentally" get stuck in one of the Холодное сердце Еда doors. Give people strange looks and see if anyone helps Ты out.
Add really funny things to other peoples’ carts and watch them pay for it and see if they notice.
Around Рождество time, start caroling. Ask for money from the listeners.
As the cashier runs your purchases over the scanner, look mesmerized and say, "Wow. Magic!"
Ask if Ты can buy a shopping cart.
Ask other customers if they have any Grey Poupon.
Ask Someone if they know were they sell little babies!...
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Jeez, so many lists about girls telling guys what they should do when imposing them and such... It's time to extinguish those high standards, with some cold, hard, facts about us. Fighting огонь with fire. *puts on sunglasses* Oh yeah.

So girls, here's a Список about boys, by a boy.


Guys look, but don't flirt!
1. We look at other girls often, as ashamed as some of us might be about it. We're just naturally distracted. It, however, doesn't mean we're flirting with them straight away. Here's a Вопрос I'd like to ask all girls in a relationship. What are Ты expecting your boyfriend to do, cheat on...
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