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posted by latinlover
WENNNN....
a plane crashes-your cry/hit someone/shoota bird!
the lights go out-you turn them on agian
your bf says i Любовь you-what bf?/say wtf?since when?

GIVE ME MORE!-brittany!!/ewwwwww!leave brit!alone!
Do Ты want a lolipop?-when?/haha
are Ты okay?-NOOOOOO,im not ok i promise!/
the photos-i took/of nick ;)
what happen when...-idk was i awake?/nick tok his sunglasses off?
the best time to.....-stalk the night~/creeper
My fav.color is..-orange/red the color of the inside of a bird
did the sun fall?-yea!duh wtf?/for the mooon!
are Ты hungry...?-I am!/cookies!!
Its bad when i..-think alot/hit small animals
the last thing i did was..-download music/drink
What im thinking now is..-god i hate that dude/laurens Ответы are horrible!
How is breaking Dawn Part 1 even going to be PG-13 with the serious scenes?!

Have Ты seen them?
[FRIENDS OPINIONS]

It's so serious!
Too much!
Nessi(my cousin) won't be able to see it!
It is a lot..
I might even wait until it's on demand!
O.O
I'm sorry... Are Ты sure this is PG-13?
That's real? Yeah, real serious bull...
I'm shocked.

[PARENTS]

And my daughters want to see THAT?!
I got kids who are barely 10 and want to see it? No way!
Woah... My children will still see it... Just after the movie, I'll knock 'em out hard enough so they won't remember!
PG-13? PUH-LEASE!

My Opinion

It's way too much for kids....
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posted by ShiningsTar542
It can be hard at times, but for some girls it is no problem to be Друзья with an ex.

The key is in how the relationship has ended. It's important that there is no anger and no one has cheated. If this is true for Ты then it is еще than possible that with a little time Ты two can go back to being friends.

Друзья and just friends. Ты must be clear about what Ты want. Sometimes when we pretend to want to be Друзья with our ex, we are really looking to get back together. Sometimes this is what Ты want and it works, but if it goes wrong then things will be even worse.

Give him space. If after some time apart Ты still want to continue to spend time together without wanting to be a couple, then Ты are ready to be Друзья again!

-source: justjared T.V show<>
posted by My8thUsername
A/N: Before Ты ask, no, this isn't my story. I just heard is somewhere. A LONG time ago. Please don't sue me if this is yours! *Sobs* I'M TOO YOUNG TOO DIE!!!

Once upon a time there was a man. I don't know his name. Lets call him George. So...George isn't fat, he's just...a little over-weight. Just a little. And he doesn't like it. Not one bit. So he tries dieting. It doesn't work. He can't help it, he just can't go for over three days without going to MacDonalds. He does this for a couple months, starting diets and ditching them when he gets too hungry. Finally, he gets so fed up with this...
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posted by darkkhorn19
Grandpa: GET OFF MAH LAWN!

Darkhorn: Grandpa, we're at the movies... -_-"

Grandpa: Oh...well, Ты kids these days with your movies, and your 3-D, and your sodie-pop, and your rap music, and your Ipods, and your Playstaions, and your Nintendo, and your Готика clothing, and your Xbox, and your Gamecubes, and your Internet, and your air conditioning, and your Starbucks, and your Эмо hair, and your leather pants, and your pony's, and your Bible's, and your modern art, and your penis's, and your tools, and your jaguar skin leopards, and your endarngered species and your spears and your evolution,...
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posted by EllentheStrange
ok,this is a clean one!I'm not letting David help me with it,so some of them will be crappy.

1.Burn the Justin bieber Posters
2.Grap a chair and chips and sit back and relax
3.Slap a person and say that Ты have tourettes
4.Do the moonwalk,frontwards!
5.Try giving an exorcism to a teddy bear.
6.Ask Вопросы to a magic 8 ball and take the Ответы seriuosly.
7.Do the Lyn-Z Way backbend!
8.Cry when Ты find out that they don't have any My chemical Romance posters.
9.Freak out when Ты see yourself in the bathroom mirror.
10.Slap my brother David with a Hot Pocket for having fucked up thoughts :^D
11.Buy all the hair straightener and eyeliner so none of the emos have them (//_^)
12.Randomly freak out whenever Surfing Bird comes on the Radio
13.Hug a Болталка person!
posted by jessicamc26
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posted by Alexyss_Cullen
If Ты is from my Слоган and it's the first thing i wrote so hope u like it sorry if it's stupid.


If Ты cant handle someone at their worst then Ты don't deserve them at their best..
If Ты cant pick someone up when they fall then Ты dont deserve their support...
If Ты can judge someone by their looks then u deserve to be judged...
If Ты can't take a сердце and hold it in a подушка of water then your сердце deserves to be held by a облако of Fire...
If Ты cant hold on to your self then who can...
If Ты cant help alot why help a little....
If Ты can't liv your life in full happiness why shuld someone...
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posted by Omigosh122
Going thru the snow,

on a pair of broken skii's,

jumpin over houses!

And bashing into trees!

The snow is bloody-red,

Santa's almost dead!

Cuz a little racoon took his gun

and shot 'em in the head!

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AS Ты can tell, i am no longer going into the spot where i should of wrote this. To all members of the Болталка spot i am sorry it's just a fighting issue. I'm not posting this in the TDI spot becuase i am leaving that spot. Ты guys just keep on fighting! Please, please stop it! Ты are wrecking the Fanpop family, and Ты are breaking my heart. Please, i am begging you! If Ты have any kindness left in you, please just say sorry.



FORGIVE AND FORGET,LIFE IS TOO SHORT WITHOUT REGRETS.


This is stupid! Fighting, i mean when i first joined fanpop, there was no fighting at all. Now there is about 3 people leaving a day. So if Ты want about only 60 out of the 1461 fans, go ahead. But im done with it.
Mysterious love

-chapter two-


That night he was all I could think about.Him and his eyes.After a few час I fell asleep and woke up by the sound of my alarm,then I heared my father call me over and over i guess I had fallen asleep again.Then I got up and threw on a рубашка that had some sort of Название on it I could not read because it was worn out.Then I went too my dresser too find some pants after I put my old Converse on I went down stairs too see my father sitting there drinking coffee."dad what are Ты doing here aren't Ты supposed too be a work?"
"no i am staying here too have breakfast...
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posted by rolie1
MY CAT BUBBA WILL WALK ACROSS ME TO GET 2 PLACES... SO ONE день I WAS SLEEPING I WAS HAPPY,PEACEFUL, AND EVERYTHING U COULD IMAGINE UNTIL... BUBBA JUMPS ON THE постель, кровати AND I GUESS HE WANTED TO GET 2 THE OTHER SIDE SO HE WALKED ACROSS MY HEAD 2 GET THERE.... THAT WOKE ME UP AND IT WAS LIKE 5:00 IN THE MORNING... I WAS MAD SO MY MOM YELLED AT HIM 4 ME..... THE Далее MORNING I WAS SO TIRED...

AND SOMETIMES IF BUBBA WANTS 2 GET TO THE OTHER SIDE HE WILL STILL WALK ACROSS MY HEAD! BUT I DONT GET MAD MUCH ANYMORE BUT ITS SO FUNNY... SO THAT WAS MY STORY ABOUT MY HILARIOUS/FUNNY CAT BUBBA

THE END... -BY ROLIE1!!!
posted by DoctorSpud
I actually cried coming up with this speech last night...I think it was even еще beautiful when I first came up with it.

If Ты were to think like me and look through multiple viewpoints of life and existence heck even trillions of different viewpoints from the stars to the planets and everything inbetween and beyond even through your best Друзья eyes Ты would be blown away.
If Ты were to sit and truly think about it all Ты would realize that people come up with the formulas and the math and the science even though none of it exists. They try to stabilize existence and make it pure intel...
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posted by grasshopper101
Okay so one день my mom was Главная alone and she walked into the house and there was a белка sitting on the couch. My mom started screaming and the белка started flying all over the house!! She stood on the back of the диван, мягкий уголок and the белка flew all around her and she was like so scared!!! She called my dad and told him to come Главная so he did and then when he walked in the door he got my remote car and it finally flew out the door!!!!!!!!!!!!! LOL!!! She was scared every night to go to sleep for like 8 weeks cause she thought the белка was in her bed!!!
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added by Lovehinagurl44
Step 1: Form crush

Step 2: Stalk crush on Facebook

Step 3: Talk to Друзья about crush

Step 4: Talk to family about crush

Step 5: Talk to Internet people about crush

Step 6: Obsess over crush on blog

Step 7: Dream about crush

Step 8: Doodle crush's name on books

Step 9: Fall in Любовь with crush

Step 10: Imagine having Дети with crush

Step 11: Form an unhealthy obsession with what crush does every day

Step 12: Cry at night because of crush

Step 13: Imagine flirting with crush

Step 14: Dress to impress crush

Step 15: Become depressed because crush does not notice

Step 16: Hate any girl that talks to crush

Step 17: Stalk crush on Twitter

Step 18: Learn crush's favourite color, animal, activity, etc

Step 19: Send anonymous packages to crush's house

Step 20: Never ask crush out

The End.
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