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posted by ShiningsTar542
All of us hate to do exercise, but it is necessary to stay fit and healthy. It is worse when the summer is hot and humid and the last thing we want to do is go for a jog...

But, no matter the season it is important to exercise. Staying fit doesn't mean spending 3 hours a день at the gym, there are ways to be active in your день to день life and burn calories at the same time.

For example:

Forget the elevator and the escalator. Take the stairs whenever Ты can to keep your behind looking good.

Stand up. Instead of sitting on the bus или train, stand. Ты may not realize it, but standing takes еще energy then sitting.

Clean up your room, and help around the house. Not only will this please your mother или father, but Ты will also be burning calories while Ты work.

Don't stay home. Meet up with your friends, go for a walk, and get out and see things! Moving around and staying active is the best way to stay fit. If Ты can, go swimming или go for a long walk.

Play with your brothers and sisters или with your pet. Play is a great way to exercise. Whether Ты play a game, just mess around, или play fetch with the dog, all of these options are good ways to get moving.

This summer, don't be a slug. Get off the диван, мягкий уголок and get moving, Ты will feel better and look great.
1. Go outside, and if Ты see someone, take the Болталка person and make out with him/her, and say: "Yes! I finally got my dramatic Поцелуи scene!"

2. Lay on your stomach in a puddle and scream: "I'm drowning, I'm drowning!"

3. In the pasanger сиденье, место, сиденья of the car, roll your window down, stick your tongue out, soaking the driver: "I wonder why Собаки only do this when its sunny out!" and laugh.

4. Make a farting noise, and say "Hear that thunder roar!"

5. When your outside, run around (reading lyrics) and scream words to Пение in the Rain.

6. Make someone laugh. Then look at them: "Gosh, your face is...
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1.Complane of sever stumic cramps until Ты are seen to by a dotor или nurse then when they approach Ты say "wow doc i feel way better thank Ты " then for added crazyness walk out backwards

2. Run around screaming that Ты dont whant to see the dentist

3. One word for Ты flatulance

4. Ask repetedly if they are gonna operate on Ты

5. Pretend to be a doctor

6. Whenever a nurse passes make a swit swoo noise или say "helooo nurse "

7. Run around the hallways wearing an alien mask

8. When the doctor comes kick him in the shin then say " HOW DO Ты LIKE IT HAHAHA "

9. Run in wearing a leotared your face...
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posted by zanesaaomgfan
1. Tell her that theres a robber outside and point to a guy in black.

2. Say its snowing and repeat it 3 times. Then, say mom are Ты listening? 15 times.

3. Ask her, "Do Ты like me?" over and over

4. Tell your phone to die.

5. Don't blow your nose when shes asks Ты to.

6. Make weird faces when she asks Ты to get off your PC.

7. Whine to her about your PC/laptop.

8. Call your mom about her day.

9. Break something that your mother brought you.

10. If somebody's at the door, and your Главная alone, answer it.

11. Call your mother, father.

12. Call your mom for no reason.

13. When its a night before your...
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posted by ilovepenguins
I didn't write this!


Sell used bus tickets. Claim they are for half the price.

Get on the bus, grinning widely. As soon as the bus begins to move, burst into song. When Ты arrive at the Далее stop, stop singing. Step off the bus backwards, still grinning widely.

If Ты are seated between two passengers, yawn loudly, strech, and put your arms around them.

Greet passengers with a big hug, handshake, smile and say ³Hi, call me Norman²

Put a leash on a friend and walk him/her onto the bus. Insist he/she is a dog and should go for half fare.

When arriving at your stop, do not push the button to...
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posted by darkkhorn19
It was around 12:30 and I was at the grocery, I was busy getting some apples when a teenage boy goes over to me and hands me a cold bottle of water and a magazine. I thanked him, but apon Чтение the magazine it was full of lies. It was trying to convert me to Christianity, so before I drank the water, I threw the ice-cold water in his face, dropped the magazine, and сказал(-а) "If your so-called "God" exsisted, why didn't he stop me from doing that?" The boy simply replied "Because your denying his love". Right away, I replied "Oh please, If there was a God, I bet Ты he'd rather prefer a good honest Athiest than a preacher on Televison going around lying about his healing powers". He was angered "And how do Ты know who God would prefer?!" If it was even possible at the time, I was calmer than before and answered. "The very same way the bible was made". I smiled warmly as I saw him stomp away with anger.
1. Ask him why he 'doesn't have such a cool scar?'

2. Laugh at him.

3. Wake him up by Пение пляж, пляжный Boys songs in his ear. 'Round, round, get around, I get around...'

4. Knit him things. Really hideous things.

5. Give him kangaroo-ears for a month.

6. Smile during Death Eater meetings and say Ты taught him everything he knows.

7. Chew bubblegum all the time. Should he address you, your only response will be a series of huge bubbles in quick succession, the last of which will burst everywhere and make a mess.

8. Dance the Funky Chicken.

9. Ask him when was the last time he took a bath.

10....
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posted by boomerlover
Yo Mama So Stupid I told her drinks were on the house...so she went and got a ladder...

Yo mama's so fat, the shadow of her butt weighs 50 pounds.

Yo mama so stupid when she saw the NC-17 (under 17 not admitted) sign, she went Главная and got 16 friends.

Yo mama so stupid when your dad сказал(-а) it was chilly outside, she ran outside with a spoon.

Yo mama so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved!

Yo mama so stupid she took a ruler to постель, кровати to see how long she slept.

Yo mama so stupid she украл, палантин free bread.

Yo mama so skinny she hula hoops with a cheerio.

Yo mama so skinny she turned sideways and...
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