A/N:Okay, I have seen a lot of these around, so I decided to look through through all of them an make my own Список of вверх Five 'Roses Are Red' Poems. Just cause I wanted to. Basically, everything I do is 'just cause I want to'. Except homework.
5.A/N:Best disclaimer EVER! Well, one of them...
Розы are red
Violets are blue
Me no own
So Ты no sue
4."Roses are red, violets are blue."
That's what they say, but it just isn't true.
Розы are red, and apples are too,
But violets are violet. Violets aren't blue.
An оранжевый is orange, but Greenland's not green
And pinkies aren't pink. So what does it mean?
To call something blue when it's not, we defile it.
But oh, what the heck: it's hard to rhyme "violet."
3.Roses = #FF0000
Violets = #0000FF
Nd so r u
2.Roses are red
Violets are blue
Some poems rhyme
This one doesn't
1.Optimist and Pessimist
A/N: Heh, it's even got a title!
Розы are red
Violets are blue
Sugar is sweet
And so are you
But the Розы are wilting
The violets are dead
The sugar bowl's empty
And so is your head
A/N:Roses are red, Violets are blue, And god, I'm stuck already!
5.A/N:Best disclaimer EVER! Well, one of them...
Розы are red
Violets are blue
Me no own
So Ты no sue
4."Roses are red, violets are blue."
That's what they say, but it just isn't true.
Розы are red, and apples are too,
But violets are violet. Violets aren't blue.
An оранжевый is orange, but Greenland's not green
And pinkies aren't pink. So what does it mean?
To call something blue when it's not, we defile it.
But oh, what the heck: it's hard to rhyme "violet."
3.Roses = #FF0000
Violets = #0000FF
Nd so r u
2.Roses are red
Violets are blue
Some poems rhyme
This one doesn't
1.Optimist and Pessimist
A/N: Heh, it's even got a title!
Розы are red
Violets are blue
Sugar is sweet
And so are you
But the Розы are wilting
The violets are dead
The sugar bowl's empty
And so is your head
A/N:Roses are red, Violets are blue, And god, I'm stuck already!
IMPOSSIBILITIES IN THE WORLD
1. Ты can't count your hair.
2. Ты can't wash your eyes with soap.
3. Ты can't breathe when your tongue is out.
Put your tongue back in fool!!!
10 Things I know about you...
1) Ты are Чтение this.
2) Ты are human.
3) Ты can't say the letter P without separating your lips.
4) Ты just attempted to do it.
6) You're laughing at yourself.
7) Ты have a smile on your face and Ты skipped #5.
8) Ты just checked to see if there is a #5.
9) Ты laugh at this because Ты are an idiot & everyone does it too.
10) Ты are probably going to re-post this to see who else falls for it (Hee-Hee!)
Let me know if Ты fell for it! :)
1. Ты can't count your hair.
2. Ты can't wash your eyes with soap.
3. Ты can't breathe when your tongue is out.
Put your tongue back in fool!!!
10 Things I know about you...
1) Ты are Чтение this.
2) Ты are human.
3) Ты can't say the letter P without separating your lips.
4) Ты just attempted to do it.
6) You're laughing at yourself.
7) Ты have a smile on your face and Ты skipped #5.
8) Ты just checked to see if there is a #5.
9) Ты laugh at this because Ты are an idiot & everyone does it too.
10) Ты are probably going to re-post this to see who else falls for it (Hee-Hee!)
Let me know if Ты fell for it! :)
