Болталка Article: Розы Are Red

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posted by My8thUsername

A/N:Okay, I have seen a lot of these around, so I decided to look through through all of them an make my own Список of вверх Five 'Roses Are Red' Poems. Just cause I wanted to. Basically, everything I do is 'just cause I want to'. Except homework.

5.A/N:Best disclaimer EVER! Well, one of them...
Розы are red
Violets are blue
Me no own
So Ты no sue

4."Roses are red, violets are blue."
That's what they say, but it just isn't true.
Розы are red, and apples are too,
But violets are violet. Violets aren't blue.
An оранжевый is orange, but Greenland's not green
And pinkies aren't pink. So what does it mean?
To call something blue when it's not, we defile it.
But oh, what the heck: it's hard to rhyme "violet."

3.Roses = #FF0000
Violets = #0000FF
Nd so r u

2.Roses are red
Violets are blue
Some poems rhyme
This one doesn't

1.Optimist and Pessimist
A/N: Heh, it's even got a title!

Розы are red
Violets are blue
Sugar is sweet
And so are you
But the Розы are wilting
The violets are dead
The sugar bowl's empty
And so is your head

A/N:Roses are red, Violets are blue, And god, I'm stuck already!

deathding, MineTurtle5 and 7 others like this

r-pattz I particularly love number 2. xD

zanesaaomgfan XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

XxEmolovexX i always say #1

My8thUsername @XxEmolovexX Virtual hi-five! I say it all the time, whenever it pops into my head:)

PftFan99 LOLZ... there was this kid in our class last year who was like, a big trouble-maker and stuff. His rhyme went like this: "Roses are Red Pickles are Green I like your legs and what's in between" 0.o

Lola1985 Who wrote #4? Looking for the author!!

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Conversation with an Attractive Woman

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Source: did-you-kno

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Just something cute

posted by Milorox18

Girl: Do I ever пересекать, крест your mind?

Guy: No

Girl: Do Ты like me?

Guy: No

Girl: Do Ты want me?

Guy: No

Girl: Would Ты cry if I left?

Guy: No

Girl: Would Ты live for me?

Guy: No

Girl: Would Ты do anything for me?

Guy: No

Girl: Choose--me или your life

Guy: My life

The Girl runs away in shock and pain and The Guy runs after her and says...

The reason Ты never пересекать, крест my mind is because you're always on my mind.

The reason why I don't like Ты is because I Любовь you.

The reason I don't want Ты is because I need you.

The reason I wouldn't cry if Ты left is because I would die if Ты left.

The reason I wouldn't live for Ты is because I would die for you.

The reason why I'm not willing to do Ты anything for Ты is because I would do everything for you.

The reason I chose my life is because Ты ARE my life.

Yeah... Kinda corny and cheesy... but cute!