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posted by My8thUsername
A/N:Okay, I have seen a lot of these around, so I decided to look through through all of them an make my own Список of вверх Five 'Roses Are Red' Poems. Just cause I wanted to. Basically, everything I do is 'just cause I want to'. Except homework.

5.A/N:Best disclaimer EVER! Well, one of them...
Розы are red
Violets are blue
Me no own
So Ты no sue

4."Roses are red, violets are blue."
That's what they say, but it just isn't true.
Розы are red, and apples are too,
But violets are violet. Violets aren't blue.
An оранжевый is orange, but Greenland's not green
And pinkies aren't pink. So what does it mean?
To call something blue when it's not, we defile it.
But oh, what the heck: it's hard to rhyme "violet."

3.Roses = #FF0000
Violets = #0000FF
Nd so r u

2.Roses are red
Violets are blue
Some poems rhyme
This one doesn't

1.Optimist and Pessimist
A/N: Heh, it's even got a title!

Розы are red
Violets are blue
Sugar is sweet
And so are you
But the Розы are wilting
The violets are dead
The sugar bowl's empty
And so is your head

A/N:Roses are red, Violets are blue, And god, I'm stuck already!
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How can Ты get four Форс-мажоры for a dollar?
Buy a deck of cards.

How do Динозавры pay their bills?
With Tyrannosaurus checks.

What do Ты call a dinosaur that smashes everything in its path?
Tyrannosaurus wrecks.

What do Ты call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?
Tyrannosaurus Tex.

How do we know the Indians were the first people in North America?
They had reservations.

How do Ты make a hot dog stand?
Steal its chair.

How do Ты make an egg laugh?
Tell it a yolk.

How do Ты prevent a Summer cold?
Catch it in the Winter!

How does a pig go to hospital?
In a hambulance.

If a long dress is evening...
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With селезень, дрейк колокол, колокольчик, белл and Daniella Monet A Fairly Odd Movie: Grow Up, Timmy Turner! is an upcoming Телевидение film based on the animated series The Fairly OddParents, set to air on Nickelodeon in July 2011 (i don't own this video)
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Hi to anybody who reads this. I'm Atsuko Kagari, but my Друзья call me Akko.

In life sometimes things get difficult. Things don't work out as well as they should and stressful things get in the way of happiness. Because of that it's easy to simply give up. However giving up is the worst thing to do.

Giving up might as well be a curse word, because giving up is a truly bad thing to do. If Ты want to succeed in life giving up is the worst thing to do. No matter how bad things get there are always chances to make life better. If Ты give up on your dreams Ты are also giving up on your chances...
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