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ways to freak your teachers out and make them hate u

posted by animefreak21

i didn't try any of this but readers don't try this stuff cuz u could get in a lot of trouble
and i made all this up my self

1. if your teacher asks u 2 get them a pop go get 1and on your way back shake it up like crazy

2. cosplay as iceland from Хеталия and call every 1 dear brother

3. sit like L from death note does

4. call every 1 kira when your teacher tells u 2 stop say that sounds like something kira would say

5. when a teacher asks u a Вопрос u reply pasta

6. change your name every день @ school and when your teacher или some 1 else calls u by your real name say that's not my name and if...

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Stupid Болталка Signs and Notices

posted by Shelly_McShelly

1. "No stopping или standing." -- A sign at bus stops everywhere.

2. "Do not sit under coconut trees." -- A sign on a coconut palm in a West Palm пляж, пляжный park circa 1950.

3. "These rows reserved for parents with children." -- A sign in a church.

4. "All cups leaving this store, rather full или empty, must be paid for." -- A sign in a Cumberland Farms in Hillsboro, New Hampshire.

5. "Malfunction: Too less water." -- A notice left on a coffee machine.

6. "Prescriptions cannot be filled by phone." -- On a form in a clinic.

7. "You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside." -- On a bag of Fritos.

8. "Fits one head." -- On a hotel-provided душ кепка, колпачок box.

9. "Payment is due by the due date." -- On a credit card statement.

10. "No small children." -- On a laundromat triple washer.

11. "Warning: Ramp Ends In Stairs." -- A sign, correctly describing the end of a concrete ramp intended for handicap access to a bridge.

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Heaven: A Weird Story

posted by xxXsk8trXxx

After dying, I went to heaven. Funny story, actually.
So after I got there, I had to wait in this big line! I didn't know what the hell was at the end of it. So about two hours later, I was at the beggining of the line. As it was my turn, I stepped up to a man wearing a flight attendant uniform.
"What's your name, mister?" He asked me
"John Richardson."
"Hmm, John Richardson, 45 years old, shot in the head, you're gonna have to wait for the Далее bus."
"Bus?"
"There are busses that take Ты to heaven. Now, Ты can wait in one of our many lovley shops of caffes."
"Damn."
I walked to a nearby coffee shop,...

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50 fun things to do in class

posted by ilovepenguins

1. Smoke a pipe and respond to each point the professor makes by waving it and
saying, “Quite right, old bean!”
2. Wear X-Ray Specs. Every few minutes, ask the professor to focus the
overhead projector.
3. Sit in the front row and spend the lecture filing your teeth into sharp points.
4. Sit in the front and color in your textbook.
5. When the professor calls your name in roll, respond “that’s my name, don’t
wear it out!”
6. Introduce yourself to the class as the “master of the pan flute”.
7. Give the professor a copy of The Watchtower. Ask him where his soul would
go if he died tomorrow....

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A Список of everything not allowed on the Болталка spot

posted by cassie-1-2-3

According to the Fanpop link, these are the only things not allowed to be Опубликовано on fanpop

The following is a partial Список of the kind of Content and communications that are illegal или prohibited on/through the [Random Spot]. Fanpop reserves the right to investigate and take appropriate legal action in its sole discretion against anyone who violates this provision, including without limitation, removing the offending communication from the Fanpop Service and terminating the membership of such violators или blocking your use of the Fanpop Service and/or Fanpop Site. Ты may not post Content that:...

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Funniest roleplay EVAH!

posted by woowie

Kat: Ты spin my head right 'round, right 'round-
Zapnis: DONCHA WISH YO GIRLFRIEND WAS HOT LIKE ME-
Kat: I'D LIKE TO MAKE MYSELF BELIEVE-
Zapnis: I KISSED A GIRL-
Doofenshmirtz: SHUT UP ALREADY! I'M TRYING TO WORK ON MY TOASTINATOR!
*Zim comes in*
Zim: SURRENDER NOW HUMANS!
Kat: Uhh, Zap and I aren't humans, and Ты know us-
Zim: Shut up, girl!
Gir: AH LIKE TACOS!
*Mermaidman comes in*
Kat: I WANT YO Любовь AND I WANT YO REVENGE-
Mermaidman: EEEVIL!
*Bloo from Foster's walks in*
Bloo: AH AM PIERRE'S COUSIN! I HAVE ZE EAR ON ZE SAHD OF MAH FECE!
Kat: AH AM PIERRE'S GIRLFRIEND!
All: ◎_◎
Kat: WHAT!?
Doof: Leave now everyone! Kat, Ты stay since Ты live here.
*everyone leaves*
Doof: I'm going back to bed.
Kat: Me too.

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OKAY TWIHARDS THIS IS IT I MEAN IT

posted by jedigal1990

okay enough is enough already i'm so sick and tired of going on regular spots and seeing twilight crap on it and then when us normal fanpopers tell Ты about it Ты get mad at us and say we should just avoid the Вопросы and content related to twilight WHAT THE FUCK Ты SHOULDN"T BE POSTING IT ON HERE IN THE FIRST PLACE WE SHOULDN'T HAVE TO AVOID IT THATS WHAT TWILIGHT SPOTS ARE FOR
i do want to make it clear that i don't hate twilight i never read it или saw it so i can't say that i like it или hate it i will not judge something i know nothing about and i respect people who like it and keep...

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funny comercial ideas

posted by flippy_fan210

life alert:
a guy is lying on the ground.
the guy:help, I've fallen an i can't get up! *stands up* i can't get up! *walks around* i can't get up! *runs around* i can't get up! *looks at the camera and talks in an angry voice* i can't get up! i can't get up! buy this crap so they'll pay me! *walks away*
___________________________________________
hotel/resort:
a guy is at a beach.
the guy:this place if awesome! all the kids Любовь it!
(a kid drags himself towards the guy, covered in blood)
kid:i wanna go home. my everything hurts.
the guy:shut your mouth! *kicks the kid and walks away* we have the best refreshments.
(a woman in the background walks up to him)
woman:excuse me, there was a bone in my smoothie. also my husband died from poison in the beer.
the guy:NO REFUNDS! *pushes the woman down* anyways come here today.
(the whole place is blown up by a nuke and a guy in a toxic suit comes in) now less people will die.

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Empty like Empptyness.

posted by Codby

I feel like nothing. I feel empty. I don’t feel sad или happy или angry. I just feel like there is a black hole in me. A black hole where my сердце should be.

I don’t know what to do anymore. I write story’s and other stuff. I still go to school and I work. I still do everything but it just Остаться в живых meaning. Why do I go to school, why do I work. Why do I write story’s and other stuff with happiness and sadness in it, while I feel empty.

I know the Ответы on these questions. I go to school and I work for a better future. I write story’s and stuff, just because I can.

I tried for days to become...

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If You...

posted by Alexyss_Cullen

If Ты is from my Слоган and it's the first thing i wrote so hope u like it sorry if it's stupid.

If Ты cant handle someone at their worst then Ты don't deserve them at their best..
If Ты cant pick someone up when they fall then Ты dont deserve their support...
If Ты can judge someone by their looks then u deserve to be judged...
If Ты can't take a сердце and hold it in a подушка of water then your сердце deserves to be held by a облако of Fire...
If Ты cant hold on to your self then who can...
If Ты cant help alot why help a little....
If Ты can't liv your life in full happiness why shuld someone...

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General Ways To Annoy People (its alphabetical!!!)

posted by slytherin360

Accuse people of "glue sniffing addictions" in public.
Add blank entries to a list, to make it look like it's longer.
Adjust the tint on your TV so that all the people are green, and insist to others that Ты "like it that way".
After visiting the local donut shop, sit on the floor cross-legged and insist in a childish voice that Ты haven't received enough Шоколад sprinkles.
Announce when you're going to the bathroom.
Answer every Вопрос with another question. As soon as one of Ты says a statement instead of a question, shout "I win!".
Any time a member of the opposite sex tries to talk to...

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Zodiac Personalities

posted by FanFun1010

ARIES March 21 - April 19
The Daredevil
Energetic. Adventurous and spontaneous. Confident and enthusiastic. Fun. Loves a challenge. EXTREMELY impatient. Sometimes selfish. Short fuse. (Easily angered.) Lively, passionate, and sharp wit. Outgoing. Lose interest quickly - easily bored. Egotistical. Courageous and assertive. Tends to be physical and athletic.

TAURUS April 20 - May 20
The Enduring One
Charming but aggressive. Can come off as boring, but they are not. Hard workers. Warm-hearted. Strong, has endurance. Solid beings who are stable and secure in their ways. Not looking for shortcuts. Take...

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The Problems With Twilight

posted by IloveDxC

Bella is predictable.
Vampires has no souls so how do they have emotions?
Edward has no fangs.
How can Edward be a vampire if he doesn't suck blood?
Edward sparkles in the sun.
In the wedding Edward was not burning или sparkling.
Bella is ALWAYS SAVED by Edward.
Bella is boring.
Bella has no emotions while Edward does?
Besides Edward, Bella has no life.
How does Bella get pregnant if Edward is dead?
Edward abuses Bella, yet he loves her?
Edward watches Bella when she sleeps! What a stalker.
If Вампиры never age, does that mean that Edward would be in high/secondary school forever?
Bella tries to commit suicide,...

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X & Zero

posted by tokidoki123

Once Upon a time-Blood was being shed in the demon
Kingdom. There was an important war being fought,
And Devils and Ангелы were At war. The most Important demon,Was Being assasinated. Tied up,Being burnt in the Cellar,Was Hex-He was the most evil Devil ever. 10023 Years old,and looks like a 12-year old boy. A Red eye gleaming in the eye of his enemies. Ангелы Were kind-hearted creatures,And Killed him still. Little did Hex know, He was being reincarnated as a saint on earth...7 Years later-Hex awoke in a deserted field. "What in hell...?" сказал(-а) Hex As he stood on his trembling legs. He looked...

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hair beauty : girls

posted by darina25

u will need: shampoo, towel, conditioner. not much is it?

1st way longer, do it in the evening b4 goin 2 bed
~ wet ur hair
~ wash ur hair with any sort of shampoon then if ur done just half dry it with ur towel ( do not use a hairdryer it only burns ur hair )
~ be4 ur hair dries put ur conditioner in ur hair from the вверх 2 the bottom. n leave it till morning
~ in the morning wash ur hair
~ dry it with ur towel n wait till it dries fully
~ the last step is 2 be happy with ur new soft hair.

2nd if u don't have enough time then try step 2

~ wash ur hair n dry it with towel.
~ put conditioner on still wet hair n leave it 4 around 5 mins.
~ then wash the conditioner of with shampoon
~ dry it of with a towel.
~ when it dries then, just be happy with new hair.

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RICH vs. POOR

posted by juicyjossy9

A фото I took of a farm that produces кленовый, клен syrup…

A photo I took of a farm that produces maple syrup…

Published by Heather, SuperForester
on December 12, 2010
in Superforest journal
___________________________________

Hello SuperForest!

I received this little story in my email Входящие recently, and upon Чтение it, I immediately thought of SuperForest. We have talked about redefining wealth and success before, but this is a simple story that illustrates the common thread of abundance and gratitude that often shows up in our SuperForest universe.

Let’s share this story with our loved ones, especially during this holiday season, as it is important to remind ourselves to be grateful for what we have,...

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Schoolstuck: chapter two

posted by canal

Dave x John

~A/N~ I realized what I’ve done to mituna and I was really sad for a while. But that will be cleared up. Now enjoy your asses off.

(John’s POV)

“He kissed you?!” Jade blurted out flailing hers arms around. I nodded my cheeks growing warm. Jade was laughing so hard she fell off her chair. “Are Ты okay?!” I asked loudly helping her off the ground. “Yeah” She сказал(-а) a single tear held in her eye. “Sometime Ты can be a real…clutz” I shook my head my hands gripping tightly to her arms. “John..” She trailed off. “Yes Jade?” I asked looking up at her, even she was taller...

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10 Things Not to do in a Lightsaber Battle

posted by spongefan612

Hello there. Here is a Список about what not to do with a lightsaber. Our intern Bob will demonstrate. :D

1. Never hold your lightsaber upside down

Bob: *holds upside down* OWWWWWWW MY HANDS! D:

2. Never play with your lightsaber

Bob: Look I can throw my lightsaber! :D *throws*
AAAAH MY SHOULDER!

3. Never get distracted during the battle

Bob: duuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuh *does nothing*
*opponent kills Bob* Don't worry, he'll resurrect :D

4. Never bring a mini-lightsaber

Bob: Look at my mini-lightsaber! :D
Opponent: That thing is useless! *kills*

5. Overkill is good :D (plus breaking the rules for something Ты should...

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FOR GIRLS EYES ONLY!!!!!!!!

posted by Mel4ever

GIrls only (or gay guys..) yea both So Ты have to read this now....haha for girls eyes only here all girls! Эй, girls! IF YOU'RE A BOY, LEAVE THIS CUZ IT RUINS EVERYTHING GIRL TALK: Did Ты know Поцелуи is healthy. It's good to cry. Chicken суп actually makes Ты feel better. 94% of boys would Любовь it if Ты sent them flowers. Lying is actually unhealthy. Only apply mascara to your вверх lashes. It's actually true, boys DO insult Ты when they like you! 89% of guys want Ты to make the 1st move. Ya but 99.99% of girls want guys to make the first move. Шоколад will make Ты feel better! Most...

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the ABC's of ex-lovers

posted by karpach_13

A is for the automobile which he doesn't own.

B is also for brain, which was located between his legs.

C is for the commitment that was never there.

D is for the dildo he didn't know I had.

E is for ego. His was bigger than a hot air balloon.

F is for his faithfulness, as long as there wasn't something или someone better to do.

G is also for the spot he could never find!

H is for laughter (HA! HA!) the last sound he heard from me as he was walking out the door.

I is for impotent which is what I told everyone he was.

J is for jugular, the one I'd Любовь to sever.

K is for kinky, he always started without...