I know that Хэллоуин isn’t for another nine months, but screw it, I like Хэллоуин and if we can still celebrate Рождество in January, then we can celebrate Хэллоуин at any time. So, let us talk about witches in the media, as requested by mariofan14. There are a lot of witches out there. Some are seen as old green women with an evil mind, and the other are young and beautiful women who are good hearted, but a bit mischievous. So, before we start, a few rules. I am including witches from everything. Games, movies, anime, Ты name it. If it’s a witch, she’s there. Second, only from what...

Welcome to Eastwood was a very successful series of mine (As successful as it gets with my writing). So, naturally, there was a lot of work and Любовь that went on behind it. So, I want to share some facts about Welcome to Eastwood. Any information about the series and what goes on in the making is able to be put on here

#1: Welcome to Eastwood was inspired from the creator, Nik Craig's, own experiences in middle school and high school, where everyone did things that he thought were, and I quote, “Very fucking stupid”.

#2: The series was originally going to have the main character have a god...

Wind: (Sits at a coffee shop, drinking black coffee)
Person: (Talking on phone) Hey, did Ты hear what the news сказал(-а) about the middle east? Yeah, total terrorists. Without a doubt…. Evidence? It’s the news. Clearly they know what they’re doing.
Wind: (Annoyed groan as he walks out of the shop)

Wind: (Starts putting papers around the town)
Hannah: Wind, what are Ты doing?
Wind: I’ve got an important message to tell everyone
Hannah: Wind, every time Ты give out some sort of message, people either get angry, get hurt, или a very screwed up combination of the two
Wind: Well, that’s what happens...

Wind: (Reads book)
Amanda: Hey, Wind
Wind: What do Ты want, Amanda
Amanda: I came to talk. Ты never got my text message
Wind: I don’t have a phone
Amanda: I could have sworn I bought Ты one
Wind: Well
(One Night Earlier)
Phone: Ты have reached the voicemail box of...
Wind’s Message: Fuck off
Phone: Please leave a message and call again later
Wind: (Places phone on and smashes it with a hammer)
(Present Time)
Wind: …… I misplaced it
Amanda: Well, since Ты Остаться в живых it, I’ll just ask Ты myself
Wind: Ask me what?
Amanda: Would Ты like to go Mars Bucks
Wind: What is a Mars Bucks?
Amanda: It’s this...

I Любовь Resident Evil so much. Resident Evil introduced all to the horror genre. Resident Evil 2 had the perfect sense of horror. Resident Evil 3 gave us Nemesis. Resident Evil Remake pretty much perfected the horror genre. Resident Evil 4 was the best thing ever made. And everything else is either bad или no one cares about it. So naturally, Hollywood, being Hollywood, wanted to cash in on the franchise, despite not knowing what they were working on. What could go wrong. Everything! Everything could go wrong….. Here’s the Resident Evil movie.



So, the movie follows a group of soldiers...

Okay, this is a movie I am 100% going into blind. I have no knowledge of what this movie is или what it is about. But, after Чтение a brief plot summary without spoilers, I learned that this is a film about science fiction horror and Lovecraftian entities. And already, I was sold. So let’s see if 2009’s Pandorum is worth the attention of others.



The film takes place over a hundred years into the future. Earth’s resources have been completely diminished and a ship is sent into Космос to find the planet Tanis, in the hope of starting a new life. Two men, Bower and Payton, awaken from...

nfic. The Pokemon Story was so fucking bad that I avoided anything Pokemon related for a whole month. Weather it was the games, the shows, the trading cards, или the shit-load of collectables I have, I avoided it because the Pokemon Story was a goddamn fucking mess, and it still is, and it always will be to no end. The Pokemon Story is still the worst Pokemon fanfic as well as the worst fanfiction ever written, but that doesn't mean its the only terrible Pokemon Fanfic. No. No. Fuck no. That would have just made my job too easy and bearable. And so, the Далее and hopefully last (Though I doubt...

Song (Start at 0:20): link

Thomas: *Annoyed as he waits at a station*
Passengers: *Concerned*
Thomas: *Takes off at 200 miles an hour* AAAHHHH!!!!!!!!
S.B: *Walks onto the platform with a record*

Song: link

Thomas: *Stops at another station* Ah, much better. Now let's Показать The Adventures of Thomas & Friends, and The Nut House.

Episode 1: Gordon, and the new diesel

It was a wonderful день on the island of sodor. Thomas was running his branchline as usual, when he stopped at a station. Gordon stopped Далее to him.

"Good morning Gordon." сказал(-а) Thomas. "How are Ты on this fine day?"

"I'm doing alright...

So, Tenkai Knights: Храбрая сердцем Battle, a game on the 3DS that was forgotten about, even by enthusiasts of bad video games, like myself, probably for reasons that it deserves. And yes, I am stretching this out as much as I can because I have no idea what Tenkai Knights is. Unlike Deal или No Deal, which I had a vague understanding of, I never watched the show, Tenkai Knights. I can’t make jokes about that. But I what I can make jokes about is that Tenkai Knights: Храбрая сердцем Battle is a fighting game that was developed by Bandai Namco, the same studio that brought us Tekken (Теккен) and SoulCalibur, some of the...

This is a parody of My Little Pony. The voice actors for the mane 6 are..

Ice Cube - Twilight Sparkle
Kath Soucie - радуга Dash
Sargent Schultz from Hogan's Герои - Pinkie Pie
Wally from The Cleveland Показать - Fluttershy
Tabitha St. Germain - Rarity
Ashleigh Ball - яблочная водка, яблоко, кальвадоса

Now, let's begin. Twilight Sparkle was driving her car in Pornstarville, with Spike sitting Далее to her. They were going to collect еще ammo for Twilight's shotgun.

Twilight: Nigga, is it a nice день out, или wut?
Spike: Everyone is out enjoying the sunshine.
Twilight: *Stops at Sugarcube Corner, and sees her "friends" talking...

Toydarians: *Walking towards a runway*

Song: link

Five months after the destruction of the Death Star, the Empire needed an ally. One that was strong, and capable of damaging the Rebel Alliance.

Jabba The Hutt assigned the Toydarian Army to aid the Empire, and this is the story of their first battle against the Rebels.

Toydarian Pilot: *Flying a Class-62 fighter*

The Class-62: link

SeanTheHedgehog Presents

Toydarians: *Standing on a runway, watching еще Class-62's flying by. Sixty Class-62's are lined...

I remember a time when people were talking about how amazing Dead Космос 2 was, and while it’s not a bad game by any means… I’m sorry, I just don’t get why people call it the best in the series. Well, if it was this или Dead Космос 3, I could understand. But honestly, my Избранное in the series is and will always be the original Dead Space.
Dead Космос follows Isaac Clarke, a shy little boy who travels with a rescue team to the Ishimura, a massive Космос mining ship that went radio silent some time ago. Isaac came because his wife, Nicole, is on the ship, and could still be alive. But...

Point and Click horror games were always a Избранное of mine. Sure, the gameplay is HORRIBLY limited, but they always managed to tell such interesting stories and have some creepy and disturbing monsters and images. Games like Sanitarium, Darkseed, I Have No Mouth and I Must Scream (NOT FUCKING FIVE NIGHTS AT FREDDY’S) were all избранное of mine. However, the game that started the point and click horror craze and launched horror games into the mainstream was a little SNES game, that was so disturbing and violent that it never got released in America until a few years later. That game we now...

So it should come as no surprise that I like fighting games. Am I a pro that can go to EVO and beat all the greatest? Hell no. I am just a passionate Фан who would no doubt get destroyed in online matches. I even like the bad fighting games like Mortal Kombat: Armageddon and Rise of the Robots. But then we get to today’s game, Fighter Within… for the Kinect. I honestly thought Kinect was over and done with after Steel Battalion: Heavy Armor, but nope, it somehow manages to насос out garbage. Leeching off of the 360 in the last stages of its life and then moving on to the Xbox One afterward...

Wind: (Walking down street) Goddamn, it is far too hot today
Cody: (Walks by) Hey, Dickface
Wind: Oh, hi Далее victim
Cody: What?
Wind: Nothing. Give me a dollar
Cody: Why, I don’t need to give a dollar to some sadistic psychopath like Ты
Wind: … Yeah Ты do
Cody: Do I at least have a choice
Wind: Do Ты think I’m giving Ты a choice
Cody: … No?
Wind: See, an idiot like Ты can learn (Points a large нож at him) Now give me a dollar
Cody: Fine (Hands him dollar)
Wind: See, was that so hard (Walks off and heads to soda machine, but someone is in the way)
Man: Let me see
Wind: (Waits...

Alright, everyone. We’re getting close to the end of the 12 Days of Christmassacre. Today, we’ve got something a bit еще recent. Only about a few years old from Finland. Man, Европа loves it’s horror Рождество movies, don’t they? The film is actually an expansion on a short film created in 2003, titled Rare Exports Inc., created by the director of this movie, and was made again to expand the movie a little bit еще to give it a bit еще of a sort of charm. As charming as Рождество horror Фильмы get. But, I definitely had a lot of enjoyment out of this silly movie. It may sound stupid...

Intros are something that is apparent in many things. Be it shows, movies, and of course, video games. Though they may seem not as important, these can easily turn someone away или leave a pretty dull experience if done poorly. Some games have pretty bland intros, while some don't have any at all. Just a few company logos and then the game starts. But then there are the games that do take Ты to the intros that stick with Ты for a long time and just make Ты want to come back to them, view them every time Ты turn the game back on. And it's those intros that I want to talk about today. The...

Now, after watching that overrated filth that is Cloverfield (I kid, I just like irritating people), I felt like watching another found footage film. Blair Witch Project sounded good, but I had to pass on it. There was Paranormal Activity, but…. I don’t care. But then I remembered that there was another, made by the Spanish. And this was something that peaked my interest. The 2007 found footage… zombie? Film, REC



REC follows news reporter Angela and her cameraman Pablo as they film the night shift for a local огонь station for their late night news show. After getting a call about...

So, when Ты read a fanfic that has some of the worst spelling ever, which is never supposed to be in a story, I die a little. But, this fanfic made me die еще than just a little. So, I present to Ты all a Simpson’s Fanfic, known only as Lisa Get’s Pregnant. Ты can’t make that stuff up. The Автор really thought this Название was appropriate.
So, we start with some of the worst spelling ever that makes Ты think English was not the authors first language. So, the fanfic begins with Lisa and Bart trapped in a cave after snow collapsed on it. There is no reason или explanation as to how this...

Okay… So I never actually played much Kingdom Hearts games. I played the first game with my friend, and thought, “Boy, this is fucking stupid, but I liked that gameplay. Maybe if they worked on the Письмо a little more, I’d try out еще of this game”. And then I played Kingdom Hearts 2… The Письмо never got better, but hey, who cares at this point. Let’s talk about how great Kingdom Hearts is.
So I did not play Chain of Memories before going into 2, (Mistake on my part), so I just read a few pages on the plot Описание so I could be less confused, and came to the conclusion...