Why can’t people ever fix their security in prisons? I mean, for goodness sake, you’d think that after years of people breaking out through the sewage system Shawshank Redemption style, prisons would increase security, или at the very least, use some stronger cell bars. But, no, they always leave one crack in their prisons to allow prisoners to escape… So, naturally, video games have quite a lot of those. In video games, it seems that getting out of those prisons are as easy as getting out of any. So, today, I want to share with Ты all the ten best prison breaks in video games. First,...

Welcome to the block, where a group of ponies that are Друзья live on the same block in Ponyville. And now for your hosts, Master Sword, and Tom Foolery.

Audience: *Cheering*
Master Sword & Tom: *Standing in front of a house*
Master Sword: Эй, everypony.
Audience: *Clapping*
Tom: Remember in the Назад episode how Ты сказал(-а) we might get killed by assassins working for Warner Brothers?
Audience: *Laughing*
Master Sword: Yes.
Tom: Well that happened to me.
Master Sword: Okay. How are Ты still alive?
Tom: Now wait a minute. Did I say that I died? No! Ты have to listen man.
Audience: *Laughing*...

I swear, this is starting to become a common thing. Anyway, here is another Список of things that disturb me. Whether it’s movies, games, tv shows, and stories, as long as it is disturbing, it can go on the list. So, lets stop wasting time, lets get on with the list.

#10: Seikon no Qwaser - For once, I am going to look away from the creepy kind of disturbing and look over at the weird kind of disturbing. Now, Seikon no Qwaser is easily one of the most screwed up Аниме I have ever seen in my life. There isn’t much to say about it other than it is about a boy who gets his special powers by drinking...

#20: Энджел Beats



Oh god, this Аниме was depressing. The Аниме is about a group of students who enter a high school that is a sort of limbo that is made to help the students pass onto the Далее world. Here, they rebel against god, and fight against a girl named Angel. Now, if there is anything this Аниме does right, it’s its story. It is just so original and something that hasn’t been done before and I Любовь it. Another thing that needs to be pointed out is it’s animation. Sure, some of Ты nitpickers out there will say it looks just about the same as any other anime, but then, that...

#30: Arthur



Here it is. The Показать of my childhood. Arthur was about a world of anthropomorphic animals, and the main one being Arthur, who lived in a simple town, and was taught new things, along with his friends. This Показать was on the PBS Channel and was made to be an educational show. Again, call me pathetic all Ты want, but this Показать was amazing. The first time I saw this, I didn’t know how this was an educational show. I didn’t see the thing that I saw on all educational shows where the characters would talk about science, math, words, или other stuff like that. But actually, this...

It is no surprise that I Любовь the Persona franchise (And I assure you, I will be talking about the franchise later on this list), and it is clear that it has a ton of dark subjects in those games, but it always comes back to happy days, spending time with friends. And then Catherine comes along to turn those subject matters up to eleven.
Catherine follows Vincent Brooks, a huge loser of a guy who is scared of commitment to his girlfriend, Katherine, with a K. But things start to get real crazy when he starts to experience nightmares where he must climb a tower, and if he dies in the dream,...

~Activision~
Activision: Hey, guys. How do Ты like my new shirt
Wind: Um… it’s exactly the same as yesterday… and the день before that, and the день before that
Activision: I know. Isn’t it great?
Wind: Come on, Activision. Ты have so much money. Why not try something new
Activision: Because doing the exact same thing always makes me popular

~Atari~
Atari: (Sitting in a box) Got any change?

~Bethesda~
Wind: BETHESDA, WILL Ты JUST KNOCK ON THE DOOR INSTEAD OF GETTING STUCK IN IT
Bethesda: (Stuck through the door) Hey, I can’t help that I am all fucked up (Jumps out of the door) (Entire world...

Animal Crossing: New Leaf Parody One Shot

Rover: (Walks over to Villager) Hello, my names Ro-
Villager: Don’t care
Rover: What’s your name
Villager: My name’s None-of-your-goddamn-business
Rover: Hmm. None-of-your-goddamn-business? What a great name
Villager: I fucking hate Ты already. I haven’t even gotten to the new town, and I already want to burn the place to the ground
Rover: So, are Ты moving
Villager: Do Ты ever shut the hell up
Rover: I ate paint chippings when I was three
Villager: Well, that explains a lot
Rover: …… You’ve ever eaten glass. It’s sharp, but it’s delicious....

I don’t play a lot of pixel art games. It’s not cause I hate them, it’s just that I never had the chance to experience them. I did play a few NES games and thought, “Yeah, that was okay”, but never anything that really gripped me and kept my attention. But then, something amazing happened. Indie games happened, the best genre of games that everyone should support. And one of the best indie games out there, one that really broke the mold and brought indie games into the forefront, was the classic Shovel Knight
Now, when Ты hear indie games, people bring up Shovel Knight as THE...

Snowflake: Now for some comedy from another pony. It's time to go Under The Arch With Tom Foolery!

St. Foalis Maressouri, 6 PM.

A crowd of thousands of ponies gathered at the Gateway Arch to experience a comedy Показать that was being filmed live in 4k. The comedian? Tom Foolery.

Crowd: *Clapping, and chanting* Tom! Tom! Tom! Tom! Tom! Tom! Tom!
Tom: *Arrives at a temporary stage under the Gateway Arch*
Crowd: *Cheering, as they continue to clap*
Tom: Thank Ты everypony.
Crowd: *Continuing to cheer and clap*
Tom: Thank Ты very much.
Crowd: *Continuing to cheer and clap*
Tom: And shut up.
Crowd: *Laughing*...

Back in my original Corner of Horror October movie marathon two years назад (Jesus, that was actually two years ago), I made a review on a Peter Jackson horror film, Braindead, или Dead Alive, или whatever Ты wish to call it, and thought that it was an entertaining splatter horror film. Little to my knowledge is that there was another, one before this film, also made by the Lord of the Rings director, all the way back in 1987, with a film called Bad Taste. So, was Peter Jackson’s first film possibly one of his best? Well, let’s find out.



Bad Taste follows the Astro Investigation and Defence...

While cleaning out the prison, Thomas tried to stab Rick for the the third time now.

"What the hell was that!?" Rick cried angrily.

"It was coming at m-

"Wait.. I Think Ты have something on the side of your head!" Rick pointed out.

"What are Ты tal- (suddenly Rick stabbed a red handled machete wait though Thomas's head graphically killing him)".

"Got it!" Rick cried, seemingly unaware that he killed a man.

Suddenly an angry Andrew charged at him, but Rick body slammed him against a wall.

"That wasn't very nice!" Rick cried angrily.

Andrew started running, and Rick chased after him but only because...

Know, murderers are a scary as hell. They basically have no purpose other than to murder people for their own amusment. So, its best to never go near one, obviously. Sadly, though, video games aren’t so simple to avoid. In video games, we either meet killers, or, hell, we ARE the killers. So, today, I want to tell Ты all the вверх Ten Video Game Murderers. NOTE: These HAVE to be killers. They can’t be someone who murders people because the player made them. They have to be story driven killers. So, no sandbox characters. Yes, even Trevor. With that said, lets start the list.

Goddamn it, Japan. Even though I Любовь the anime, horror movies, and the instant рамен, ramen, рамэн from your country, I will never forgive Ты for keeping a bunch of awesome games for yourself. Now, sure, tons of great games have come from Japan, like Zelda, Mario, Metal Gear, Final Fantasy, Secret of Ma- …….. and Pokemon. But then there are the games that are either so weird, that Япония didn’t want to Показать it to America, или they were so good, that Япония got greedy and wanted them for themselves. So, today, I am going to talk about the вверх Ten Games for Япония that I want in America. First, some rules....

Song: link

Derek: Good день sir. I'm a posh British gentleman, and I'm here to sell Ты one of England's greatest cars. The Ford Mondeo.
Liam: Ты mean the Fusion?
Derek: No. The Mondeo. It's different from the Fusion. Your steering wheel is on the right side, while the petrol pedal is to the left.
Liam: I'm gonna turn down your offer.
Derek: Oh well. At least I'm hosting tonight's episode. I'm Derek O'Rourke from the Johnny Lightning series, and this is our lineup for tonight.

8:00 PM - Now

The REAL Powerpuff Girls
Johnny Lightning

8:30 PM - Later

The Nut House - Bak 2 Bak

Song: link

Tom Kenny: Sugar....

(This is only going to be a small series. If it picks up, I may continue it. So, for now, here is the article)

~Erasers~

Wind: (Tries to erase wrong letter in sentence with eraser, which just leaves a bigger mess) Come on Ты piece of shi- (Eraser ends up ripping the paper) You. Mother. FUCKER!!! (Throws eraser on the ground, and stomps on it repeatedly)

~Litter Bugs~

Wind: THERE’S FUCKING GARBAGE EVERYWHERE! THE TRASH CAN IS RIGHT FUCKING THERE (Points at an empty trash can, which is surrounded by garbage)

~Potato Chip Bag~

Wind: (Tries to open bag of chips) Come on (Tries to open it with his...

Now, here is another story that is just so overrated as fuck that it makes me wonder "Are the Крипипаста readers really unable to find out that this is garbage.
So, this story starts off with this guy getting tapes of Happy Appy episodes. It starts out pretty tame, as Happy Appy, an яблоко with a face stuck on a popsicle stick. The most bland of serial killers. Anyway, so as the Показать goes on, they get darker and the story gets cornier.
So, Happy Appy goes around killing kids in the Показать just for the sake of being scary, which, honestly, is cliched, and is no longer scary. Stop doing it. It's...

Now, like I сказал(-а) before, Zelda has a lot of great bosses. But, then there are the bosses that are just… bad. So, I want to talk about the bosses that I find to be the worst. Remember that this is my opinion. If there are any bosses that Ты wanted on here, then I just thought the ones on my Список were worse. Now, with that said, lets start the list



#10: Jalhalla - Now, this boss fight may not have been too bad, but this was еще of his Дизайн and how he acted. The Earth Temple was a great temple. It was challenging, but it was also very scary. So, I kept thinking the temples boss...

Song: link

Sean: *Lined up with Johnny Lightning's Plymouth* We'll finally see who's the fastest.
Blossom: You'll have to wait until Далее week.
Johnny: How come?
Blossom: I'm hosting tonight, but we only have one story tonight. Kelly's Heroes. You'll see a real lady in action.
Sean: Kelly's a man. The only women in this story are evil.
Blossom: Oh. Well, let's see it anyway.

It was a dark and stormy night in Naboo. Rain was falling down hard as lightning strikes flashed nearby, followed with the sounds of thunder.

Imperial Officer: *Slowly walking back and forth, making sure the Stormtroopers load...

Ты know, I really do enjoy a good crime film from time to time. Фильмы like The Godfather, Goodfellas, Scarface, and more. But sometimes, I enjoy the ones that can be pretty humorous. And then there are times where those black comedy crime films have Вампиры disguised as strippers… Seriously. Anyway, while I am not questioning the idea of how this is made, we’re going to be taking a look at the classic cult film, From Dusk Till Dawn.



From Dusk Till Dawn is a movie directed by Robert Rodriguez, who worked on Desperado and Sin City and written by Quentin Tarantino, who worked on Kill...